i just decked a crew of tanks

[Killzone3265]

joined a game while taking a drink only to hear "ey who tf is killzone?"

and then i get shot in the back

so i kill that guy, he puts multiple bounties on me since he bombed me once

then he has crew members show up in tanks, 4 of them, and then he went to get one.

i went passive, killed myself, and luckily spawned on the other side of this complex, so i drove away to get a chopper

got one, flew to a jet, came back to the city, and felt great when i heard one of them yell "OH sh*t"

 

i ended up killing them all, and they left to a "private session to make more money"

 

what fools they were

[DMC14]

me and a mate had our arses kicked by two guys in tanks two nights ago.

 

f*cking sucked.

[Cool Story Bro]

Op needs attention

 

*gives attention*

[redfirebird87]

I'm astounded by the size of your epeen. It's Freaking. Huge.

 

Srsly biggest evar.

[gnad]

yo bro, nice to hear you kicked some ass

 

gotta kick all them asses online

[singemfrc]

Op needs attention

 

*gives attention*

You should have just posted "<----------"

[Killzone3265]

I'm astounded by the size of your epeen. It's Freaking. Huge.

 

Srsly biggest evar.

maximum proportions

 

this is actually the most fun i've had all week on this game

[redfirebird87]

I like'em big honey. Great work.

[I.haigh]

Can you lock on to tanks with the jet? I've never tried myself.

[Killzone3265]

Can you lock on to tanks with the jet? I've never tried myself.

why would you even want to? missiles suck against them

 

and no, unless its an actual enemy

Edited December 4, 2013 by Killzone3265

[kABUSE]

How long does it take to kill a tank with the jet minigun? does it blow up as fast as other cars or do you need several attempts? Thanks

Edited December 4, 2013 by kABUSE

[Killzone3265]

How long does it take to kill a tank with the jet minigun? does it blow up as fast as other cars or do you need several attempts? Thanks

you need a good second of direct hits to finish off a tank

[UnicornAssassin]

Congratulations, OP, you beat a group of retards fresh off the short bus.

Edited December 4, 2013 by UnicornAssassin

[kABUSE]

Congratulations, OP, you beat a group of retards fresh off the short bus.

It was a jet.

 

And thanks OP. I will gladly take out some tanks soon. I thought the minigun was only good vs everything but tanks lol.. silly me.

Edited December 4, 2013 by kABUSE

[Jolly Swagman]

Riveting as always killzone.

 

Keep on spamming those threads

[iTz-JoNeSy]

This guy is full of sh*t. Either this, or rockstar have built servers for really terrible gamers just for him. Stop with the boring stories that don't make any sense.

[MajorWhytey]

joined a game while taking a drink only to hear "ey who tf is killzone?"

and then i get shot in the back

so i kill that guy, he puts multiple bounties on me since he bombed me once

then he has crew members show up in tanks, 4 of them, and then he went to get one.

i went passive, killed myself, and luckily spawned on the other side of this complex, so i drove away to get a chopper

got one, flew to a jet, came back to the city, and felt great when i heard one of them yell "OH sh*t"

 

i ended up killing them all, and they left to a "private session to make more money"

 

what fools they were

 

 

 

Sniff sniff... I smell sh*te!

[brooklyn718]

Where do you get the jet from?

[Two gun]

I call BS!! No way you could have taken out one tank let alone four. I smell story time in the air.

[DMC14]

Where do you get the jet from?

 

military base.

[Killzone3265]

I call BS!! No way you could have taken out one tank let alone four. I smell story time in the air.

its not hard to take out idiots in tanks

[iTz-JoNeSy]

 

 

I call BS!! No way you could have taken out one tank let alone four. I smell story time in the air.

its not hard to take out idiots in tanks

One tank yeah, 4 tanks? No. The odds of all 4 tanks being absolutely retarded are slimmer than a starved Paris Hilton.

[Killzone3265]

 

 

I call BS!! No way you could have taken out one tank let alone four. I smell story time in the air.

its not hard to take out idiots in tanks

One tank yeah, 4 tanks? No. The odds of all 4 tanks being absolutely retarded are slimmer than a starved Paris Hilton.

 

not to be racist, but they were the type of black guy that yells nigga after every 3 words

they were focusing on spawnkilling other people too

seriously its not hard to take out tanks

[jdice1980]

Yeah...usually if you drop into a session and hear "who the f*ck is USERNAME?" you're in for a bad time....

[who-dat]

So OP cannot defend himself against a shotgun and a sniper rifle, and creates threads on here about it, yet OP has the skill to kill 4 tanks from a jet....highly doubtful....

[SAVILLAIN]

nice... good job

[Killzone3265]

So OP cannot defend himself against a shotgun and a sniper rifle, and creates threads on here about it, yet OP has the skill to kill 4 tanks from a jet....highly doubtful....

i'd rather pilot that be on the ground

im not totally bad but this game is just stupid the way a shotgun can overtake half a clip to the chest

[AzraelX]

Story isn't unbelievable, a jet could wipe a whole server of tanks without taking damage. It's the most effective vehicle for destroying tanks.

 

I wish I could actually fight 2+ tanks on the ground, but I've only ever seen them working solo. More than one and they always shoot eachother.

Edited December 5, 2013 by AzraelX

[Killzone3265]

Story isn't unbelievable, a jet could wipe a whole server of tanks without taking damage. It's the most effective vehicle for destroying tanks.

THANK YOU, just fly in form above and unleash hell once in range

[AzraelX]

And don't use missiles under any circumstance lmao.