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Dtgodmage

so the strippers don't get naked or have relations online?

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Dtgodmage

kinda lame. visited the strip club for first time online no cha cha's and no sex lame.

 

 

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jdice1980

I guess you'll have to step away from the console for a few mins and find old fashioned internet porn.

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iTz-JoNeSy

Kinda lame that you rely on a video game to have sex... really lame in fact.

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mbhitman

Strippers no. Hookers yes.

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Ninjambie

Whachu talkin bout no cha cha's?

 

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xNinjaStarfishx

^^ Nice job being dicks ^^

 

I know I was disappointed too, kind of makes the club empty in online. I also wish u could have a "relationship" with them like in SP too.

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SemperJ550

Lemme guess... you're also the kinda person that would have a penis as your crew emblem.

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jdkzombie

If you max out their bar in the club, they give you their number so you can call them to your apartment, but even then, you just get a shorter dance.

 

I had hoped it'd be a bit more "private" but it wasn't.

 

Oh well. Good thing Pornhub is only a click away.

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Dtgodmage

i just wanted to see if they allowed it. i got her into the apartment. really don't care for the typical jokes. no point of strippers are not naked and dont have sex with you. like really pointless. i knew about playboy mansion and they got titties but yeah pretty empty if you ask me could used that space to give us burger shots

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RowanSane

^^ Nice job being dicks ^^

I know I was disappointed too, kind of makes the club empty in online. I also wish u could have a "relationship" with them like in SP too.

Yes, congratulations that you all know how to find porn on the net. Doesn't stop it being kinda silly that they go topless in story mode but not Online. Or that avatars shower in bikinis for that matter...

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saintsrow

^^ Nice job being dicks ^^

 

I know I was disappointed too, kind of makes the club empty in online. I also wish u could have a "relationship" with them like in SP too.

Yeah, the entire Forum population seems to collectively only have one snarky knee-jerk answer to questions like this; there are many many other similar questions, and the whole phalanx of the usual forum dipsh*ts just pile on with the same old snarky replies -- "derp go see real pron on the interwebs, boy."

 

The real question here isn't that we are expecting to get our jollies from pixelized mammaries, but rather, why are various game functions nerfed inconsistently?

 

We would rather see Rockstar push the edge a bit. They sure have no problem in other areas. The half-assed GTAV script is full of verbal crudity and perversion, not to mention a ham-handed pedantic conscience piece about the futility of torture that we are forced to participate in. But tits in a strip club?? Hell, no!!! Why would anybody want that??!!

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SpidersWeb

I was disappointed as well. Not a big deal, but you shouldn't need to dial down 'boobs' just becasue a game is online.

Parent's can't really complain if their 12 year old just sits their masturbating all day, their kid shouldn't be playing it, but I guess that kid also counts as a customer - so unofficially I guess they want it to be 'non-parent-offensive' for a slightly larger audience.

 

Also cracks me up how many people find the female form offensive, but decapitating somebody is perfectly A-OK.

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xNinjaStarfishx

 

 

^^ Nice job being dicks ^^

 

I know I was disappointed too, kind of makes the club empty in online. I also wish u could have a "relationship" with them like in SP too.

Yeah, the entire Forum population seems to collectively only have one snarky knee-jerk answer to questions like this; there are many many other similar questions, and the whole phalanx of the usual forum dipsh*ts just pile on with the same old snarky replies -- "derp go see real pron on the interwebs, boy."

 

The real question here isn't that we are expecting to get our jollies from pixelized mammaries, but rather, why are various game functions nerfed inconsistently?

 

We would rather see Rockstar push the edge a bit. They sure have no problem in other areas. The half-assed GTAV script is full of verbal crudity and perversion, not to mention a ham-handed pedantic conscience piece about the futility of torture that we are forced to participate in. But tits in a strip club?? Hell, no!!! Why would anybody want that??!!

I agree with your statement. Why add the half-assed relationships that you can have in SP but not in MP (Which btw are a really disturbing facsimile of real relationships some of us have had, amirite?) why is there so many small things taken from online that would have been so easy to port? Just confusing.

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LeSuede

Great thread.

 

Here are some pixel boobs for the OP:

 

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sportbikepilot369

I think there is something there with the strippers in your apartment, some trick that has yet to be discovered that will enable some sort of sex cut scene. First Chastity hints at wanting to "party" and taunts you to come back "when you figure it out". Second you can target strippers in your apartment by holding the left trigger like you want to fight them. I think there might be some combo of the blue, red, and green buttons that might trigger some new interaction. But there is also the possibility that this interaction is nerfed.

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CEVFRIO

Great thread.

 

Here are some pixel boobs for the OP:

 

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cheers for the wank material it'll last me a bit

 

op why would you need virtual sex when you can shoot people with guns I don't get you

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Soran Is On

I should buy a sex act from a hooker. Then go play some gtao. Heyoooo... See what I did there.

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GTAVTheHeat

I'd rather f*ck a hooker anyways, I don't wanna have to pay for foreplay, then go back to her place. I want instant sex. And thats what hookers offer.

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Bagshaw10

Jesus Christ. So sad

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73duster

It's really not a big deal in the big scheme of things. I went to a strip club ONE TIME, and picked up a hooker for sex ONE TIME. I did these things ONCE, just to see what it was like, but I have NEVER tried them again.

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ZeroDivision

Great thread.

 

Here are some pixel boobs for the OP:

 

piq_99641_400x400.png

 

Cupcakes!

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vw11

Too funny: Relations? Haven't heard that one associated with a virtual world. Thanks for the laugh!

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BumpyJohnson

I agree about the "no tits" part but don't really car about the sex part although it would be a nice touch when calling them to your apartment. What I dont get is why don't they actually strip. Ya know take off a coat, then the top type deal. They just dance. Thats not a stripper thats a dancer. lol

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AnotherUserName

I agree about the "no tits" part but don't really car about the sex part although it would be a nice touch when calling them to your apartment. What I dont get is why don't they actually strip. Ya know take off a coat, then the top type deal. They just dance. Thats not a stripper thats a dancer. lol

Strippers do prefer to be called "Exotic Dancers"; we all know better, however. :lol:

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GrandTheftBatman

Kinda lame that you rely on a video game to have sex... really lame in fact.

 

Kinda lame you read threads just to make stupid posts insulting people.....stupid, in fact.

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