Christmas Noobs - more fun for all of us?

[PkUnzipper]

truthfully there is a lot of idle time there. hanging out in the apartment while i go grab something to eat, talking with friends while just driving around doing nothing, etc. but yeah i do spend a lot of time in GTA:O.

 

Just out of curiosity, did you ever consider spending time doing any of this irl instead of in GTAO? While it's great to hang out with your friends virtually online, it will never replace doing it in real life IMO.

 

Personally, I've found irl skydiving an experience which is second only to orgasm. Jet skiing a distant second. And driving around aimlessly in my gas guzzling SUV would be fun, if I didn't have to pay an arm and leg for the fuel costs.

[jdice1980]

 

truthfully there is a lot of idle time there. hanging out in the apartment while i go grab something to eat, talking with friends while just driving around doing nothing, etc. but yeah i do spend a lot of time in GTA:O.

 

Just out of curiosity, did you ever consider spending time doing any of this irl instead of in GTAO? While it's great to hang out with your friends virtually online, it will never replace doing it in real life IMO.

 

Personally, I've found irl skydiving an experience which is second only to orgasm. Jet skiing a distant second. And driving around aimlessly in my gas guzzling SUV would be fun, if I didn't have to pay an arm and leg for the fuel costs.

 

 

Never jumping out of a perfectly good airplane...f*ck that...

 

Jet Skis are fun as sh*t though...I was on one at full speed and made as tight a turn as possible....couldn't hold on....flew about 100 feet in air....when I realized I was still alive it occurred to me I just had just experienced something pretty orgasmic...the feeling of impending death...and not dying...wow...much awesome..

[senormidget]

I'm gonna jump online on Christmas Day and give every rank 1 player I see a chrome adder.

[SkunkonToast]

I guess if your struggling to get kills with your own levelled players then hell yes go pick on some people who are only just getting to grips with the game. Might give you a better kill death ratio.

[jdice1980]

I'm gonna jump online on Christmas Day and give every rank 1 player I see a chrome adder with an ignition bomb.

 

Fixed

[Shadow-sxs]

i don't know how it's possible...he has like 27 days and 56 minutes of in game time...which is nearly 656 hours...it also says his average session time is 39 minutes....with the longest session at 12 hours....i don't know how anyone could have put that much time into the game in the short time it's been online...not having functioned as a member of society.

 

His stats also show something telling of these high level players you see who drove in circles for hours to level up....he's not very good at the game...looking at his K/D....and the fact that anyone who is level 226 should have killed hundreds of other players.

 

Hm, yeah. GTA Online have been out since when? October 1st? That is 2 months and yet this guy have managed to play for 27 days. I have played for about 11 days so far and that is with occasionally 10 hour sessions during weekends. My GTA5Stats profile , I would definitely get bored to death if I had to do CR for hours.

[Shane_Dbns]

Call me old fashioned but I like to spend the xmas period with friends and family instead of spawn griefing newbies...

[Miss Malevolent]

You also state that a lot of your time online is sitting idle...well, you can't really do that like you could in RDR, it'll kick you off after 15 minutes. Hanging out in your apartment with people and driving around is not "idle". I kind of feel sad for you. How could you play the game that much? Why would you play the game that much?

 

Speaking of feeling sad for someone:

Wrong, put a rubber band around your controller and your character will walk in a circle so you won't get kicked.

[AlienTwo]

 

but of my ~ $7M of car sales about $5M or so was off of ballers, oracles, etc. i only sold a few friends cars here and there. i never did the "sell cars over and over and over" bit.

 

To make $5Million, you'd literally have to sell a Baller every 48 minutes you play. Each and every 48 minutes. You also state that a lot of your time online is sitting idle...well, you can't really do that like you could in RDR, it'll kick you off after 15 minutes. Hanging out in your apartment with people and driving around is not "idle". I kind of feel sad for you. How could you play the game that much? Why would you play the game that much?

 

Speaking of feeling sad for someone:

 

 

 

It's just annoying...I troll this forum hard. In one thread I post glitchers are cheaters...and the next thread tell people they are losers if they don't glitch...and NO ONE picks up on it...no one matches my intellectual superiority by picking up on my constant contradicting myself....yet turds like you get all butthut because I take a quote from someone who is known more as a pop icon than who he actually was and attribute it to a dictionary only used by middle school kids....lol...like I really thought that was an actual definition....lolz

 

 

oh gawd no...reported me for trolling...oh gawd no...OH MY GAWD...what will I do??? OH NO!!!!! LMAO....reported a "troll" on trollforums.com....lmao

 

Whatever will I do???

 

Dude. From your screen name, you appear to be 33 years old. Pathetic. And your sig? That is even more pathetic. You are the epitome of what parents are afraid their kids will turn into if given too much computer time.

 

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On another note. Can't wait to help out some low level Christmas noobs. I'll be delivering jets,choppers and police protection for them.

 

Being 33 is pathetic? Or being 33 and playing video games?

[blk95ta]

i don't know how it's possible...he has like 27 days and 56 minutes of in game time...which is nearly 656 hours...it also says his average session time is 39 minutes....with the longest session at 12 hours....i don't know how anyone could have put that much time into the game in the short time it's been online...not having functioned as a member of society.

 

His stats also show something telling of these high level players you see who drove in circles for hours to level up....he's not very good at the game...looking at his K/D....and the fact that anyone who is level 226 should have killed hundreds of other players.

 

 

or maybe i don't treat free roam as an open world deathmatch. i'm the guy who gets pissed when i'm minding my own business taking a car to sell to LSC or just cruising around and some dickhead kills me unprovoked for no reason. not all high level players are these asshole tank spawners who kill everyone on site. i do own a tank but i rarely ever bring it out in public lobbies and have NEVER destroyed anyone's personal vehicle with it. i only go after cops when i feel like going on a rampage.

 

I've never once been in BS lobbies and over those 600+ hrs i have maybe destroyed 8-10 PV's. mostly in self defense from spawnkillers or accidently.

 

FWIW to the guys giving the 33 y/o a hard time, i'm 34.

Edited December 2, 2013 by blk95ta

[senormidget]

 

 

I'm gonna jump online on Christmas Day and give every rank 1 player I see a chrome adder with an ignition bomb.

Fixed

Ok your idea is way better, f*ck Christmas spirit.

[AlienTwo]

 

i don't know how it's possible...he has like 27 days and 56 minutes of in game time...which is nearly 656 hours...it also says his average session time is 39 minutes....with the longest session at 12 hours....i don't know how anyone could have put that much time into the game in the short time it's been online...not having functioned as a member of society.

 

His stats also show something telling of these high level players you see who drove in circles for hours to level up....he's not very good at the game...looking at his K/D....and the fact that anyone who is level 226 should have killed hundreds of other players.

 

 

or maybe i don't treat free roam as an open world deathmatch. i'm the guy who gets pissed when i'm minding my own business taking a car to sell to LSC or just cruising around and some dickhead kills me unprovoked for no reason. not all high level players are these asshole tank spawners who kill everyone on site. i do own a tank but i rarely ever bring it out in public lobbies and have NEVER destroyed anyone's personal vehicle with it. i only go after cops when i feel like going on a rampage.

 

Why play in public lobbies then? It really is an open world deathmatch and if that is distasteful for you, then play in closed sessions. Feels like it really misses the point though, you know? Kinda like wearing a Kevlar condom... you're going through all the motions but the feeling... the experience... just isn't there.

[Black Rabbit]

 

Being 33 is pathetic? Or being 33 and playing video games?

 

 

 

Being 33 and acting the way he does. Nothing to do with playing video games.

 

This sig: Ph.D. Troll University. Imma Cum OnYa

Should definitely not belong to anybody older than, say, 15.

[blk95ta]

 

 

i don't know how it's possible...he has like 27 days and 56 minutes of in game time...which is nearly 656 hours...it also says his average session time is 39 minutes....with the longest session at 12 hours....i don't know how anyone could have put that much time into the game in the short time it's been online...not having functioned as a member of society.

 

His stats also show something telling of these high level players you see who drove in circles for hours to level up....he's not very good at the game...looking at his K/D....and the fact that anyone who is level 226 should have killed hundreds of other players.

 

 

or maybe i don't treat free roam as an open world deathmatch. i'm the guy who gets pissed when i'm minding my own business taking a car to sell to LSC or just cruising around and some dickhead kills me unprovoked for no reason. not all high level players are these asshole tank spawners who kill everyone on site. i do own a tank but i rarely ever bring it out in public lobbies and have NEVER destroyed anyone's personal vehicle with it. i only go after cops when i feel like going on a rampage.

 

Why play in public lobbies then? It really is an open world deathmatch and if that is distasteful for you, then play in closed sessions. Feels like it really misses the point though, you know? Kinda like wearing a Kevlar condom... you're going through all the motions but the feeling... the experience... just isn't there.

 

 

 

no it's not open world deathmatch. yes there are times when it's necessary to kill, like getting a bounty, or fighting over a crate or the special simeon car, but the game is much much more than just kill or be killed imo.

 

i would prefer if passive mode included cars and you get penalized if you run over another player if your driving in passive mode by having to pay his med bills or something or just make the car invisible so you won't kill anyone if you hit them. i wish it was impossible to kill someone in a car if they were in passive mode minding their own business.

Edited December 2, 2013 by blk95ta

[AlienTwo]

 

 

Being 33 is pathetic? Or being 33 and playing video games?

 

 

 

Being 33 and acting the way he does. Nothing to do with playing video games.

 

This sig: Ph.D. Troll University. Imma Cum OnYa

Should definitely not belong to anybody older than, say, 15.

 

Totally agree on the sig. Anyone who is proud of and/or relates in a serious way with being a troll or griefer has some serious issues. "Yea! For fun I try to ruin others fun! Tomorrow I ship out to my Westboro Baptist Church mission in San Fransisco! SO pumped!"

[AlienTwo]

 

 

 

i don't know how it's possible...he has like 27 days and 56 minutes of in game time...which is nearly 656 hours...it also says his average session time is 39 minutes....with the longest session at 12 hours....i don't know how anyone could have put that much time into the game in the short time it's been online...not having functioned as a member of society.

 

His stats also show something telling of these high level players you see who drove in circles for hours to level up....he's not very good at the game...looking at his K/D....and the fact that anyone who is level 226 should have killed hundreds of other players.

 

 

or maybe i don't treat free roam as an open world deathmatch. i'm the guy who gets pissed when i'm minding my own business taking a car to sell to LSC or just cruising around and some dickhead kills me unprovoked for no reason. not all high level players are these asshole tank spawners who kill everyone on site. i do own a tank but i rarely ever bring it out in public lobbies and have NEVER destroyed anyone's personal vehicle with it. i only go after cops when i feel like going on a rampage.

 

Why play in public lobbies then? It really is an open world deathmatch and if that is distasteful for you, then play in closed sessions. Feels like it really misses the point though, you know? Kinda like wearing a Kevlar condom... you're going through all the motions but the feeling... the experience... just isn't there.

 

 

 

no it's not open world deathmatch. yes there are times when it's necessary to kill, like getting a bounty, or fighting over a crate or the special simeon car, but the game is much much more than just kill or be killed imo.

 

i would prefer if passive mode included cars and you get penalized if you run over another player if your driving in passive mode by having to pay his med bills or something or just make the car invisible so you won't kill anyone if you hit them. i wish it was impossible to kill someone in a car if they were in passive mode minding their own business.

 

You know what they say about opinions...

 

I've been targeted by too many people in passive mode to do anything other than throw sticky bombs at them. I mean, to be followed across the map by a no-smoking sign, then to have that health-conscious symbol attempt to increase their drive-by stats on my poor dude... well, it makes me un-happy and vengeful.

[Miss Malevolent]

 

 

no it's not open world deathmatch. yes there are times when it's necessary to kill, like getting a bounty, or fighting over a crate or the special simeon car, but the game is much much more than just kill or be killed imo.

Rockstar disagrees with you.

[petraeus]

I feel sorry for anyone who considers themselves video game "elitists" how bad does your life have to be for you to grasp on to that tiny shred of popularity.

[Gasmasks]

Just reading Jdice's hideous attempts of covering up their own fails makes me cringe lol. An intellectual person would realise that they actually know 'nothing'. This universe is amazing and infinite, how can you presume that you are an intellectual? Sounds like the ramblings of a complete imbecile to me, which as a matter of coincidence you are proving to be just that. Please Jdice, stop with this 'I'm smarter than you' act, it's like a window, we can see straight through it.

Edited December 2, 2013 by Gasmasks

[Zwenkwiel]

free aimers are the only real elite

they truly are the master race

[jdice1980]

 

 

Being 33 is pathetic? Or being 33 and playing video games?

 

 

 

Being 33 and acting the way he does. Nothing to do with playing video games.

 

This sig: Ph.D. Troll University. Imma Cum OnYa

Should definitely not belong to anybody older than, say, 15.

 

I fixed it for you...make it a little more mature...

 

 

Please Jdice, stop with this 'I'm smarter than you' act, it's like a window, we can see straight through it.

 

It's not an act

[Killbook]

When Christmas comes, there will be a mix of chaos due to tank, buzzard, jet and on-foot griefer's every. Then, there will be a bunch of exploits, hacks, hacking accounts, glitching everywhere. There will be a bunch of "WTF" moments, "I'm done with this game" moments, "I'm gonna call my dad on you, he's a police officer" moments, and alot of "f*ck you kid" moments. Then, comes the biggest most overused moment in game history. There will be infinite amounts of trolling moments. Let's all get ready for the glory land that is Christmas.

[hammertime99]

lol why so much replies. let this die

[LeSuede]

lol why so much replies. let this die

 

It's the forum bro, it's been mental for days lol

[AlienTwo]

 

 

 

Being 33 is pathetic? Or being 33 and playing video games?

 

 

 

Being 33 and acting the way he does. Nothing to do with playing video games.

 

This sig: Ph.D. Troll University. Imma Cum OnYa

Should definitely not belong to anybody older than, say, 15.

 

I fixed it for you...make it a little more mature...

 

 

Please Jdice, stop with this 'I'm smarter than you' act, it's like a window, we can see straight through it.

 

It's not an act

 

This explains it ALL... "Ph.D. Candidate Rice University - Nihilistic Ethics" A candidate for a doctorate in Nihilistic Ethics??? Let me help you with your dissertation; "Ethics are NOTHING, they do not exist! Neither does this dissertation!"

[jdice1980]

 

 

 

 

Being 33 is pathetic? Or being 33 and playing video games?

 

 

 

Being 33 and acting the way he does. Nothing to do with playing video games.

 

This sig: Ph.D. Troll University. Imma Cum OnYa

Should definitely not belong to anybody older than, say, 15.

 

I fixed it for you...make it a little more mature...

 

 

Please Jdice, stop with this 'I'm smarter than you' act, it's like a window, we can see straight through it.

 

It's not an act

 

This explains it ALL... "Ph.D. Candidate Rice University - Nihilistic Ethics" A candidate for a doctorate in Nihilistic Ethics??? Let me help you with your dissertation; "Ethics are NOTHING, they do not exist! Neither does this dissertation!"

 

 

Irony...I don't know if you actually realize that you described nihilism or not....

[Zwenkwiel]

I think it's best to ignore mr smarty pants

he just wants attention

 

or if you're feeling charitable give him some, he obviously needs it bad

just don't expect to have any sensible conversation with the guy

[AlienTwo]

 

 

 

 

 

Being 33 is pathetic? Or being 33 and playing video games?

 

 

 

Being 33 and acting the way he does. Nothing to do with playing video games.

 

This sig: Ph.D. Troll University. Imma Cum OnYa

Should definitely not belong to anybody older than, say, 15.

 

I fixed it for you...make it a little more mature...

 

 

Please Jdice, stop with this 'I'm smarter than you' act, it's like a window, we can see straight through it.

 

It's not an act

 

This explains it ALL... "Ph.D. Candidate Rice University - Nihilistic Ethics" A candidate for a doctorate in Nihilistic Ethics??? Let me help you with your dissertation; "Ethics are NOTHING, they do not exist! Neither does this dissertation!"

 

 

Irony...I don't know if you actually realize that you described nihilism or not....

 

It's not irony... and that was the whole point. "Hey, man, I've seen The Big Labowski too!!"

[Stephen]

I won't buy a PS4 for at least another 8 months. Besides the bugs there are bad consoles from the supposed sabotaging done by the foxx conn interns who assemble them in china.

 

I bought my fat ps3 about 8 or 9 months after it was released, never had one problem with it. Only thing I've done was upgraded the HD

Edited December 2, 2013 by SteveNYC81

[Stephen]

Most of the so called GTA gaming elite, who like to label people as "noobs". Most if not all of them will be "noobs" at life, for the rest of their lives. Sadly telling stories to their grandchildren about how they spawn killed "noobs" using god mode.