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Websters defines Insanity as doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results..

 

That's actually an Einstein quote....I thought you were an "intellectual"? LOL

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Websters defines Insanity as doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results..

 

That's actually an Einstein quote....I thought you were an "intellectual"? LOL

 

 

You thought right.

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I have only joined a handful of sessions where i'm not double the level of everyone else LOL (233 currently) i know a guy who's around the same level as i am, and i saw a 615 once.

 

would be nice to see more in the 200+ club.

 

whats your PSN or XBL? I want to look at your stats...I want to know if you hacked...or how many hours of your life you wasted on CR to gain levels like that....just so I can feel better about myself.

 

 

 

BLK1995TA is XBL

 

here's my profile on GTA5stats.com

 

http://www.gta5stats.com/players/user/blk95ta not sure why it says i'm 226. i hit 233 yesterday. the 26D 12HR is the time i've spent in GTA:O but includes 2 lost characters the first week a lvl 14 and a lvl 13, which account for approx 30 hrs of my time.

 

I am not a hacker. i have ran over 1100 races. yes i did do a bunch of CR and DTD but i did a bunch of other sh*t too like all the missions multiple times, deathmatches, etc. i am very close to completing all of the events in GTA:O. i have a few parachutes left to do and some of the survivals since i don't think it counts them unless you pass level 10. i admit i glitched a little cash mainly to get some $ back from lost apartments from other characters. but of my ~ $7M of car sales about $5M or so was off of ballers, oracles, etc. i only sold a few friends cars here and there. i never did the "sell cars over and over and over" bit.

 

 

That's 656 hours of your life to a video game....wow....

 

12 hours a day for 54 days? if you say your playing less than that I call BS.

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Websters defines Insanity as doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results..

 

That's actually an Einstein quote....I thought you were an "intellectual"? LOL

 

 

You thought right.

 

 

Although ironically not intellectual enough to recognize one of the most famous quotes ever, from one of the most famous intellectuals ever. Hmmmm.

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Christmas came early for me this last weekend then...

 

Every lobby looked like this::

 

7

12

32

13

11

41

6

166

 

... Atleast 3 pubs were like that...

 

I witnessed one guy who was in his 30's... he'd go up to players and yell out on mic "Friendly Friendly", and then blow their head off with a shotgun. My best moment of this weekend.

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Websters defines "Digress" as: intransitive verb \dī-ˈgres, də-\ : to speak or write about something that is different from the main subject being discussed

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I personally love the new blood. They're a lot more willing to team up in free roam, and do parachuting and other activities which no one seems to do.

 

Just out of curiosity OP... Why do you prefer picking on them rather than players closer to your own rank?

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Websters defines "Digress" as: intransitive verb \dī-ˈgres, də-\ : to speak or write about something that is different from the main subject being discussed

That's some pro interneting right there.

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i don't know how it's possible...he has like 27 days and 56 minutes of in game time...which is nearly 656 hours...it also says his average session time is 39 minutes....with the longest session at 12 hours....i don't know how anyone could have put that much time into the game in the short time it's been online...not having functioned as a member of society.

 

His stats also show something telling of these high level players you see who drove in circles for hours to level up....he's not very good at the game...looking at his K/D....and the fact that anyone who is level 226 should have killed hundreds of other players.

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Websters defines Insanity as doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results..

 

That's actually an Einstein quote....I thought you were an "intellectual"? LOL

 

 

You thought right.

 

 

Although ironically not intellectual enough to recognize one of the most famous quotes ever, from one of the most famous intellectuals ever. Hmmmm.

 

 

I'm just glad I have you here to clear it up for me....thanks.

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I have only joined a handful of sessions where i'm not double the level of everyone else LOL (233 currently) i know a guy who's around the same level as i am, and i saw a 615 once.

 

would be nice to see more in the 200+ club.

 

whats your PSN or XBL? I want to look at your stats...I want to know if you hacked...or how many hours of your life you wasted on CR to gain levels like that....just so I can feel better about myself.

 

 

 

BLK1995TA is XBL

 

here's my profile on GTA5stats.com

 

http://www.gta5stats.com/players/user/blk95ta not sure why it says i'm 226. i hit 233 yesterday. the 26D 12HR is the time i've spent in GTA:O but includes 2 lost characters the first week a lvl 14 and a lvl 13, which account for approx 30 hrs of my time.

 

I am not a hacker. i have ran over 1100 races. yes i did do a bunch of CR and DTD but i did a bunch of other sh*t too like all the missions multiple times, deathmatches, etc. i am very close to completing all of the events in GTA:O. i have a few parachutes left to do and some of the survivals since i don't think it counts them unless you pass level 10. i admit i glitched a little cash mainly to get some $ back from lost apartments from other characters. but of my ~ $7M of car sales about $5M or so was off of ballers, oracles, etc. i only sold a few friends cars here and there. i never did the "sell cars over and over and over" bit.

 

 

That's 656 hours of your life to a video game....wow....

 

12 hours a day for 54 days? if you say your playing less than that I call BS.

 

 

 

i do play a lot, lol. my character that was created october 7th has about 26 days on it.

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Websters defines Insanity as doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results..

 

That's actually an Einstein quote....I thought you were an "intellectual"? LOL

 

 

You thought right.

 

 

Although ironically not intellectual enough to recognize one of the most famous quotes ever, from one of the most famous intellectuals ever. Hmmmm.

 

 

I'm just glad I have you here to clear it up for me....thanks.

 

 

Like Abraham Lincoln said: "When you assume you make and ASS out of U and ME...you know...since you're making an assumption about my knowledge of the "quote" except it wasn't a "quote" it was a paraphrase....

 

Holy sh*t dude...do some research through my post history. If you're really smart you should be able to find all kinds of holes in my troll postings to attack my acumen...instead of relying on something so preposterous.

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Websters defines Insanity as doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results..

 

That's actually an Einstein quote....I thought you were an "intellectual"? LOL

 

 

You thought right.

 

 

Although ironically not intellectual enough to recognize one of the most famous quotes ever, from one of the most famous intellectuals ever. Hmmmm.

 

 

I'm just glad I have you here to clear it up for me....thanks.

 

 

Like Abraham Lincoln said: "When you assume you make and ASS out of U and ME...you know...since you're making an assumption about my knowledge of the "quote" except it wasn't a "quote" it was a paraphrase....

 

Holy sh*t dude...do some research through my post history. If you're really smart you should be able to find all kinds of holes in my troll postings to attack my acumen...instead of relying on something so preposterous.

 

 

Im here for the lols, thats all. Way to reply to your own post btw. Are you upset? I hope it wasn't anything I said.

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Websters defines Insanity as doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results..

 

That's actually an Einstein quote....I thought you were an "intellectual"? LOL

 

 

You thought right.

 

 

Although ironically not intellectual enough to recognize one of the most famous quotes ever, from one of the most famous intellectuals ever. Hmmmm.

 

 

I'm just glad I have you here to clear it up for me....thanks.

 

 

Like Abraham Lincoln said: "When you assume you make and ASS out of U and ME...you know...since you're making an assumption about my knowledge of the "quote" except it wasn't a "quote" it was a paraphrase....

 

Holy sh*t dude...do some research through my post history. If you're really smart you should be able to find all kinds of holes in my troll postings to attack my acumen...instead of relying on something so preposterous.

 

 

Im here for the lols, thats all. Way to reply to your own post btw. Are you upset? I hope it wasn't anything I said.

 

 

Yeah...I'm mad bro....cuz I'm dum, but protend to be smartz...anz you caught me...so now i wantz to die

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More players with low levels. More players that don't play the game all day (at this point everyone who is still playing this game spent so much time with it, a lot already left so the rest is truely the gta elite)

 

When I join a session all players are roundabound level 70 .There are even 3-4 people in my session above level 150.

 

Gonna be fun to troll the newbies.

 

hell yeah op

 

I bought the tank yesterday and killed 100s of players. This xmas will be awesome.

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Websters defines Insanity as doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results..

 

That's actually an Einstein quote....I thought you were an "intellectual"? LOL

 

 

You thought right.

 

 

Although ironically not intellectual enough to recognize one of the most famous quotes ever, from one of the most famous intellectuals ever. Hmmmm.

 

 

I'm just glad I have you here to clear it up for me....thanks.

 

 

Like Abraham Lincoln said: "When you assume you make and ASS out of U and ME...you know...since you're making an assumption about my knowledge of the "quote" except it wasn't a "quote" it was a paraphrase....

 

Holy sh*t dude...do some research through my post history. If you're really smart you should be able to find all kinds of holes in my troll postings to attack my acumen...instead of relying on something so preposterous.

 

 

Im here for the lols, thats all. Way to reply to your own post btw. Are you upset? I hope it wasn't anything I said.

 

 

Yeah...I'm mad bro....cuz I'm dum, but protend to be smartz...anz you caught me...so now i wantz to die

 

 

It's just annoying...I troll this forum hard. In one thread I post glitchers are cheaters...and the next thread tell people they are losers if they don't glitch...and NO ONE picks up on it...no one matches my intellectual superiority by picking up on my constant contradicting myself....yet turds like you get all butthut because I take a quote from someone who is known more as a pop icon than who he actually was and attribute it to a dictionary only used by middle school kids....lol...like I really thought that was an actual definition....lolz

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Websters defines Insanity as doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results..

 

That's actually an Einstein quote....I thought you were an "intellectual"? LOL

 

 

You thought right.

 

 

Although ironically not intellectual enough to recognize one of the most famous quotes ever, from one of the most famous intellectuals ever. Hmmmm.

 

 

I'm just glad I have you here to clear it up for me....thanks.

 

 

Like Abraham Lincoln said: "When you assume you make and ASS out of U and ME...you know...since you're making an assumption about my knowledge of the "quote" except it wasn't a "quote" it was a paraphrase....

 

Holy sh*t dude...do some research through my post history. If you're really smart you should be able to find all kinds of holes in my troll postings to attack my acumen...instead of relying on something so preposterous.

 

 

Im here for the lols, thats all. Way to reply to your own post btw. Are you upset? I hope it wasn't anything I said.

 

 

Yeah...I'm mad bro....cuz I'm dum, but protend to be smartz...anz you caught me...so now i wantz to die

 

 

It's just annoying...I troll this forum hard. In one thread I post glitchers are cheaters...and the next thread tell people they are losers if they don't glitch...and NO ONE picks up on it...no one matches my intellectual superiority by picking up on my constant contradicting myself....yet turds like you get all butthut because I take a quote from someone who is known more as a pop icon than who he actually was and attribute it to a dictionary only used by middle school kids....lol...like I really thought that was an actual definition....lolz

 

 

Mad? Yeah, mad. Clearly mad. You're trolling yourself now. Im taking a screen-shot of the meltdown, for future use.

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Oh gawd noz....pweaze dont.....lmao....

 

Has folder full of troll meltdowns to use against them in future

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Troll doesn't give a f*ck

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Oh gawd noz....pweaze dont.....lmao....

 

Has folder full of troll meltdowns to use against them in future

index_zps88fa640b.jpg

 

Troll doesn't give a f*ck

 

Just reported this Azteca dude, he's trolling every thread and looking for fights.

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oh gawd no...reported me for trolling...oh gawd no...OH MY GAWD...what will I do??? OH NO!!!!! LMAO....reported a "troll" on trollforums.com....lmao

 

Whatever will I do???

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Oh gawd noz....pweaze dont.....lmao....

 

Has folder full of troll meltdowns to use against them in future

index_zps88fa640b.jpg

 

Troll doesn't give a f*ck

 

Just reported this Azteca dude, he's trolling every thread and looking for fights.

 

 

Hahahahahahah, you're such a crying little girl.

 

"Mods, modds, the bad man called me a bad name!"

 

Pathetic. Some people take this forum BS far too seriously.

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Oh gawd noz....pweaze dont.....lmao....

 

Has folder full of troll meltdowns to use against them in future

index_zps88fa640b.jpg

 

Troll doesn't give a f*ck

 

Just reported this Azteca dude, he's trolling every thread and looking for fights.

 

 

Hahahahahahah, you're such a crying little girl.

 

"Mods, modds, the bad man called me a bad name!"

 

Pathetic. Some people take this forum BS far too seriously.

 

 

I love you.

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Websters defines Insanity as doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results..

 

That's actually an Einstein quote....I thought you were an "intellectual"? LOL

 

 

You thought right.

 

 

Although ironically not intellectual enough to recognize one of the most famous quotes ever, from one of the most famous intellectuals ever. Hmmmm.

 

 

I'm just glad I have you here to clear it up for me....thanks.

 

 

Like Abraham Lincoln said: "When you assume you make and ASS out of U and ME...you know...since you're making an assumption about my knowledge of the "quote" except it wasn't a "quote" it was a paraphrase....

 

Holy sh*t dude...do some research through my post history. If you're really smart you should be able to find all kinds of holes in my troll postings to attack my acumen...instead of relying on something so preposterous.

 

 

Im here for the lols, thats all. Way to reply to your own post btw. Are you upset? I hope it wasn't anything I said.

 

 

Yeah...I'm mad bro....cuz I'm dum, but protend to be smartz...anz you caught me...so now i wantz to die

 

 

It's just annoying...I troll this forum hard. In one thread I post glitchers are cheaters...and the next thread tell people they are losers if they don't glitch...and NO ONE picks up on it...no one matches my intellectual superiority by picking up on my constant contradicting myself....yet turds like you get all butthut because I take a quote from someone who is known more as a pop icon than who he actually was and attribute it to a dictionary only used by middle school kids....lol...like I really thought that was an actual definition....lolz

 

Fail.

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Websters defines Insanity as doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results..

 

That's actually an Einstein quote....I thought you were an "intellectual"? LOL

 

 

You thought right.

 

 

Although ironically not intellectual enough to recognize one of the most famous quotes ever, from one of the most famous intellectuals ever. Hmmmm.

 

 

I'm just glad I have you here to clear it up for me....thanks.

 

 

Like Abraham Lincoln said: "When you assume you make and ASS out of U and ME...you know...since you're making an assumption about my knowledge of the "quote" except it wasn't a "quote" it was a paraphrase....

 

Holy sh*t dude...do some research through my post history. If you're really smart you should be able to find all kinds of holes in my troll postings to attack my acumen...instead of relying on something so preposterous.

 

 

Im here for the lols, thats all. Way to reply to your own post btw. Are you upset? I hope it wasn't anything I said.

 

 

Yeah...I'm mad bro....cuz I'm dum, but protend to be smartz...anz you caught me...so now i wantz to die

 

 

It's just annoying...I troll this forum hard. In one thread I post glitchers are cheaters...and the next thread tell people they are losers if they don't glitch...and NO ONE picks up on it...no one matches my intellectual superiority by picking up on my constant contradicting myself....yet turds like you get all butthut because I take a quote from someone who is known more as a pop icon than who he actually was and attribute it to a dictionary only used by middle school kids....lol...like I really thought that was an actual definition....lolz

 

Fail.

 

 

Aww...lookie...my other arch enemy has shown his face :D

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Like Abraham Lincoln said: "When you assume you make and ASS out of U and ME...you know...since you're making an assumption about my knowledge of the "quote" except it wasn't a "quote" it was a paraphrase....

 

Holy sh*t dude...do some research through my post history. If you're really smart you should be able to find all kinds of holes in my troll postings to attack my acumen...instead of relying on something so preposterous.

 

Im here for the lols, thats all. Way to reply to your own post btw. Are you upset? I hope it wasn't anything I said.

 

 

Yeah...I'm mad bro....cuz I'm dum, but protend to be smartz...anz you caught me...so now i wantz to die

 

 

It's just annoying...I troll this forum hard. In one thread I post glitchers are cheaters...and the next thread tell people they are losers if they don't glitch...and NO ONE picks up on it...no one matches my intellectual superiority by picking up on my constant contradicting myself....yet turds like you get all butthut because I take a quote from someone who is known more as a pop icon than who he actually was and attribute it to a dictionary only used by middle school kids....lol...like I really thought that was an actual definition....lolz

 

Fail.

 

 

Aww...lookie...my other arch enemy has shown his face :D

 

No+that+makes+you+stupid+_f669f6a76f01b7

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oh gawd no...reported me for trolling...oh gawd no...OH MY GAWD...what will I do??? OH NO!!!!! LMAO....reported a "troll" on trollforums.com....lmao

 

Whatever will I do???

 

 

I SAID YOU SHOULD REPORT THE AZTECA DUDE!!! HE HAS BEEN TROLLING THE WHOLE FORUM!!!!!! lol

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Hey you three (Pinky, Aztec and Beard) let's take this lovefest elsewhere... maybe start a thread titled "No, sir, it's YOU who suck".

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but of my ~ $7M of car sales about $5M or so was off of ballers, oracles, etc. i only sold a few friends cars here and there. i never did the "sell cars over and over and over" bit.

 

To make $5Million, you'd literally have to sell a Baller every 48 minutes you play. Each and every 48 minutes. You also state that a lot of your time online is sitting idle...well, you can't really do that like you could in RDR, it'll kick you off after 15 minutes. Hanging out in your apartment with people and driving around is not "idle". I kind of feel sad for you. How could you play the game that much? Why would you play the game that much?

 

Speaking of feeling sad for someone:

 

 

 

It's just annoying...I troll this forum hard. In one thread I post glitchers are cheaters...and the next thread tell people they are losers if they don't glitch...and NO ONE picks up on it...no one matches my intellectual superiority by picking up on my constant contradicting myself....yet turds like you get all butthut because I take a quote from someone who is known more as a pop icon than who he actually was and attribute it to a dictionary only used by middle school kids....lol...like I really thought that was an actual definition....lolz

 

 

oh gawd no...reported me for trolling...oh gawd no...OH MY GAWD...what will I do??? OH NO!!!!! LMAO....reported a "troll" on trollforums.com....lmao

 

Whatever will I do???

 

Dude. From your screen name, you appear to be 33 years old. Pathetic. And your sig? That is even more pathetic. You are the epitome of what parents are afraid their kids will turn into if given too much computer time.

 

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On another note. Can't wait to help out some low level Christmas noobs. I'll be delivering jets,choppers and police protection for them.

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hahaha yeah cos gta is such a bug free enviroment! got ps4 and had less problems than i do with my ps3, so where does that leave your argument?

Less games, less problems.

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