how to get out of cheaters pool

[vaas]

first you break into michael's house and ram the garage door it'll eventually let you in you go upstairs into the bathroom there will be a briefcase then a waypoint will appear leading to Dr.Isiah you pay for a forty five minute session (and sit through it). Once complete, you have to show you have changed and become a model citizen by carrying out various tasks around city. Rockstar needs to know you have been rehabilitated before they let you back in to the open world. Your ban will keep increasing if you do not carry out these tasks.

Tasks include:

Helping the elderly cross the road (hold 'A' to hold their hand as you cross the road).

Replanting trees.

Assist shop keepers with restocking of shelves.

Drive a tour bus with at least five passengers around the city. Make sure you stop for at least 30 seconds at each main attraction.

Jury duty

Roadside assistance, breakdown support.

After a few days you will be able to make a new character start all over again

[ExtendUnlimited]

I like this, I'm going to try this!

[PS-B_C]

My friend can confirm this.

[marco-polo]

Definitely seems legit, especially the many elderly people in this game who need help.

Roadside assistance apparently has a high payout too...

[BondageKitty]

Worked for me.

[dannybohy]

My friend said you can get out straight away if you buy a Cash Card

[vaas]

I'm glad I could be of help

[vaas]

dannybohy

but then you have to donate all that money to mors mutual charity

[jdice1980]

shoot yourself in the face...that helps too

[Ninja_Gear]

I heard playing as an ugly fe-she male online also helps.

[Volvo12345]

jup, its works, thanks.

[novesori]

Instructions misleading, penis stuck in microwave after step 3

[Ninja_Gear]

Instructions misleading, penis stuck in microwave after step 3

Should have put chrome foil on that penis before putting it in the microwave.

[vaas]

you mean in battery slot

[Lee Everett]

Slash saved the day...

[blk95ta]

you must log back into GTA 4 on a PC with the Back to the future mods, take the delorean and accelerate to 88mph and travel back to the date october 1, 2013 and catch your other self before he gets into Lamar's Emperor and warn him that if he sells gltiched cars over and over at LSC he will create a paradox that will unravel the fabric of the space time continuum and destroy the entire universe. granted that's worst case scenario and the damage may be limited to merely our own galaxy.

 

Edited December 2, 2013 by blk95ta

[A-Rod]

"Dear Governor,

 

I killed those people because I was bored and have no skills to get a job, but prison is really boring. Can I have a pardon?

 

Sincerely,

 

C Manson"

[LeSuede]

Seems legit.

[_Rei]

This is how I got into the cheater pool in the first place...

[blackmyst]

 

first you break into michael's house and ram the garage door it'll eventually let you in you go upstairs into the bathroom there will be a briefcase then a waypoint will appear leading to Dr.Isiah you pay for a forty five minute session (and sit through it). Once complete, you have to show you have changed and become a model citizen by carrying out various tasks around city. Rockstar needs to know you have been rehabilitated before they let you back in to the open world. Your ban will keep increasing if you do not carry out these tasks.

Tasks include:

Helping the elderly cross the road (hold 'A' to hold their hand as you cross the road).

Replanting trees.

Assist shop keepers with restocking of shelves.

Drive a tour bus with at least five passengers around the city. Make sure you stop for at least 30 seconds at each main attraction.

Jury duty

Roadside assistance, breakdown support.

After a few days you will be able to make a new character start all over again

 

Haha, I get it, because none of this actually happens. Oh OP, you had me in tears. Classic example of wit.

 

 

Kill yourself.

[Art:Vandelay]

You also have to help the fat people get to burger shot

[marco-polo]

Kill yourself.

 

Very witty. Oh wait.

[MChammer916]

Cool joke bro.

[blackmyst]

 

Kill yourself.

 

Very witty. Oh wait.

 

I'm waiting....

[vaaas]

blackmyst

dat profile pic

[ShadowMercure]

shoot yourself in the face...that helps too

No...I'd rather shoot 'it' all over your profile pictures face