subject : ban this game

[adamgerais]

You all should be ashamed of your mindless pathetic lives because sitting on your couches all day pressing buttons makes you a bum.If I had authority I'd send you all to prison for wasting your precious life it's a sin to waste what god gave you He wants you to be kind to people but when devils make such violent games and you fools kill people like it's no big deal god sends punishment and there are earthquakes storms terrorist attacks and planecrashes you are the people responsible and that makes you murderers. You could be studying that's what your parents want but no all you deadbeats do is play this violent game you shoot eachother and imagine what would it be like to do it in real life you shameless fools go to a church my son bought this game home the other night started swearing on the mic shooting people it made me realize what this world has come to what a c*nt of a deadbeat I have raised I grabbed him by his ear handed him over to our pope to teach him a lesson burnt his game machine too I'd beat him if that's what it takes to stop him from playing your parents should do something similar to you fools.
I am going to sue this game company work with some of my friends in the govenment.

[Killzone3265]

lol religion

[EyeMacHunt]

Troll score 7/10

[Shamrock910]

LOL

 

This is just funny.

 

Try harder next time.

 

 

[Conici]

Religontroll/10

[Jolly Swagman]

I think it might have been me that your son was swearing and shooting at. He's the only person who has taken any interest in me in a long time and it was great having a friend. It was just a bit of harmless banter between us, just a a joke. I was so happy having a friend for once and you took that away from me when you burnt the game machine. You pretend you're righteous but I'm lonely now and I might have to embrace the darkness

Edited December 2, 2013 by Jolly SWAGman

[silentunion]

When I see a wall of text that says church a bunch of times...

 

...it makes me glad I don't go to church.

 

EDIT: I also love how the churchgoer also thinks that he/she can sue Rockstar for things that are the churchgoer's own fault. Learn how to parent first.

Edited December 2, 2013 by silentunion

[brooklyn718]

Yet you wasted the very time you speak of to lecture us in THIS forum. Smh

[FrankinLamar]

I AGREE WITH OP (i did not read anything he said) BUT IF U PLAY THIS GAME 12 HRS A DAY U NEED SOME PUSSAY

[mister2au]

hear hear ...

 

I like the complete absence of punctuation, the subtle religious overtones, the irony of beating the son to stop him playing violent games and the implication someone's young son magically acquired a r18+ game without the parent stopping them

 

unfortunately the grammar/spelling is just a little too good to pull off the complete nutter persona

[mister2au]

I AGREE WITH OP (i did not read anything he said) BUT IF U PLAY THIS GAME 12 HRS A DAY U NEED SOME PUSSAY

yes that was the point ... OP was concerned his/her son wasn't getting enough pussy - such a thoughtful parent ... i read it all wrong

[bobtje333]

OMG the lord would be sooooo proud of you calling us all deadbeats. Poor son of yours, being raised by such narow minded dad! It's not cause we kill cyber people that we want to kill in real life. Come on, a normal person can draw the line between game and real life. You think Hitler had a playstation or xbox that made him do bad things to the world?

 

i'll do a prayer for you man.

Edited December 2, 2013 by bobtje333

[Dillinger83]

Sounds like you are upset with your poor parenting skills. You raised him that way you dumb ass. Time to grow up and learn people can play these games and it not having a negative effect on their lives. Wow you need to learn so much. My god. Stop wasting your time.

 

No one cares here.

 

And more like you will get banned from here for posting useless crap.

 

Go to rehab ya f*ck

Edited December 2, 2013 by Dillinger83

[AnotherUserName]

[LeSuede]

[vince91]

obvious troll is obvious

 

and plz.. sunday morning, sitting on ass chilling out while playing some gta > listening to a 1 hour rant praising a guy in a dress

[GTA DUDE05]

Luckily i don't have a dad like you FOR f*ck SAKE OP

[saintsrow]

GTA 6 will be situated in hell, to make us all pay for our sins in the past GTA games. It will be really really bad; it will be even worse than GTA0 freeroam. Sinners repent, while you still can !!!

[D_Marco]

The bit under my avatar pic says it all really...

[YoungMivy]

God? Never heard of that pokèmon

[Coruscation]

OP didnt connect the game to satanism. Disappointed.

[D_Marco]

God? Never heard of that pokèmon

Mew?

[G_Masta_Phunk]

 

And I agree D_Marco... Mew was pretty much a telepathic god like entity. Japanese like to get metphysical

Edited December 2, 2013 by G_Masta_Phunk

[D_Marco]

 

And I agree D_Marco... Mew was pretty much a telepathic god like entity. Japanese like to get metphysical

Pokemon is deeper than most think.

 

Very very very scientific too.

 

It's like one big metaphor for the real world.

[xNinjaStarfishx]

Ha! Watching Detroit Rock City and this reminded me of the crazy mom. Kudos

[vince91]

[vaas]

dafaq did I just read

[GunWrath]

andddd locked.