Jump to content
  1. Welcome!

    1. Welcome to GTAForums!

  2. News

    1. GTANet.com

  3. Multiplayer

    1. GTA Online

      1. Los Santos Drug Wars
      2. Updates
      3. Find Lobbies & Players
      4. Guides & Strategies
      5. Vehicles
      6. Content Creator
      7. Help & Support

    2. Red Dead Online

      1. Blood Money
      2. Frontier Pursuits
      3. Find Lobbies & Outlaws
      4. Help & Support

    3. Crews

  4. Grand Theft Auto

    1. Grand Theft Auto Series

      1. Bugs*
      2. St. Andrews Cathedral

    2. GTA VI

    3. GTA V

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support

    4. GTA IV

      1. The Lost and Damned
      2. The Ballad of Gay Tony
      3. Guides & Strategies
      4. Help & Support

    5. GTA San Andreas

      1. Classic GTA SA
      2. Guides & Strategies
      3. Help & Support

    6. GTA Vice City

      1. Classic GTA VC
      2. Guides & Strategies
      3. Help & Support

    7. GTA III

      1. Classic GTA III
      2. Guides & Strategies
      3. Help & Support

    8. Portable Games

      1. GTA Chinatown Wars
      2. GTA Vice City Stories
      3. GTA Liberty City Stories

    9. Top-Down Games

      1. GTA Advance
      2. GTA 2
      3. GTA
  5. Red Dead

    1. Red Dead Redemption 2

      1. PC
      2. Help & Support

    2. Red Dead Redemption

  6. Modding

    1. GTA Mods

      1. GTA V
      2. GTA IV
      3. GTA III, VC & SA
      4. Tutorials

    2. Red Dead Mods

      1. Documentation

    3. Mod Showroom

      1. Scripts & Plugins
      2. Maps
      3. Total Conversions
      4. Vehicles
      5. Textures
      6. Characters
      7. Tools
      8. Other
      9. Workshop

    4. Featured Mods

      1. Design Your Own Mission
      2. OpenIV
      3. GTA: Underground
      4. GTA: Liberty City
      5. GTA: State of Liberty
  7. Rockstar

    1. Rockstar Games

    2. Rockstar Collectors

  8. Community

    1. Off-Topic

      1. General Chat
      2. Gaming
      3. Technology
      4. Movies & TV
      5. Music
      6. Sports
      7. Vehicles

    2. Expression

      1. Graphics / Visual Arts
      2. GFX Requests & Tutorials
      3. Writers' Discussion
      4. Debates & Discussion
  9. GTANet

    1. Announcements

    2. Support

    3. Suggestions

GTAForums does NOT endorse or allow any kind of GTA Online modding, mod menus, tools or account selling/hacking. Do NOT post them here or advertise them, as per the forum rules.
Happy Holidays from the GTANet team!

My body is not ready...

Coyteria

By Coyteria
in GTA Online

 Share

Recommended Posts

Coyteria

Coyteria

Posted
Posted

Today I was playing GTA and I encountered what I thought were a nice group of american people. I went to fly over there with my Cargo bob and they said "Kill him!"

 

10 trillion kills to them later, I went into game chat and they were badmouthing at how bad I am. I couldn't handle it as I felt a increasing pressure on my heart with so much rage. I said to them calmly "why?".

 

After that, I said good bye everyone and they said good bye mate. I.... I am so confused. They acted so nice when it ended.

 

So my actual point here is, my body is not ready.

 

The question of this situation is: Are americans Schizo?

 

Thank you for reading.

Tl:dr: Americans are schizo?

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Killzone3265

Killzone3265

Posted
Posted

people that play this game are among the most retarded i've ever encountered

  • J_L_K_64 and seventhreeo
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Dasrouse

Dasrouse

Posted
Posted

Maybe OP is french and is trying to get back at all the bad talk about them when it comes to this game.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
saintsrow

saintsrow

Posted
Posted (edited)

people that play this game are among the most retarded i've ever encountered

Word :^:

 

I usually play Solo to avoid the knee-jerk sh*theads, but I happen to be in a public session at the moment. In my travels and little chores I am doing, I had the need to go to LSC. As I was getting close, I could see a group of white dots, and I started hearing sirens and shooting, so I thought, cool, that sounds like fun, I would like to go over there and see what's going on - this looks like a fun healthy public session, a bunch of guys having a shootout with cops.

 

As soon as I rounded the corner, still 1 block away from all the action, I got sniped through the windshield. No reason. Just fresh meat appeared on the scene, and provided an opportunity for some f*cking sh*thead to increment his K/D.

 

Seriously, the proper model for the mentality level in GTA0 is a big open grassy field full of dogs and bunny rabbits. Dog sniff bunny. Dog see / hear bunny, Dog chase bunny down. Dog rip bunny to shreds for tun. Dog sniff the air for next bunny. What I am saying is that GTA0 players have the mentality of a bored dog off the leash. And that's actually insulting to dogs.

Edited by saintsrow
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Coyteria

Coyteria

Posted
  • Author
Posted

America and the french

America and the japanese

America and my arsehole

 

America has to dominate everything.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
rlr149

rlr149

Posted
Posted

Judge an entire population based off one crew in a video game. Nice.

why not, america judges the rest of the world just for not being american.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Killzone3265

Killzone3265

Posted
Posted

 

people that play this game are among the most retarded i've ever encountered

Word :^:

 

I usually play Solo to avoid the knee-jerk sh*theads, but I happen to be in a public session at the moment. In my travels and little chores I am doing, I had the need to go to LSC. As I was getting close, I could see a group of white dots, and I started hearing sirens and shooting, so I thought, cool, that sounds like fun, I would like to go over there and see what's going on - this looks like a fun healthy public session, a bunch of guys having a shootout with cops.

 

As soon as I rounded the corner, still 1 block away from all the action, I got sniped through the windshield. No reason. Just fresh meat appeared on the scene, and provided an opportunity for some f*cking sh*thead to increment his K/D.

 

Seriously, the proper model for the mentality level in GTA0 is a big open grassy field full of dogs and bunny rabbits. Dog sniff bunny. Dog see / hear bunny, Dog chase bunny down. Dog rip bunny to shreds for tun. Dog sniff the air for next bunny. What I am saying is that GTA0 players have the mentality of a bored dog off the leash. And that's actually insulting to dogs.

 

apparently waiting outside my friend garage, in a surfer, makes me a bunny to a bunch of guys in a franklin buffalo

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Ninjambie

Ninjambie

Posted
Posted

 

people that play this game are among the most retarded i've ever encountered

Word :^:

 

I usually play Solo to avoid the knee-jerk sh*theads, but I happen to be in a public session at the moment.

You two have to be by far the dumbest people I've seen on this forum.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Killzone3265

Killzone3265

Posted
Posted

 

 

people that play this game are among the most retarded i've ever encountered

Word :^:

 

I usually play Solo to avoid the knee-jerk sh*theads, but I happen to be in a public session at the moment.

You two have to be by far the dumbest people I've seen on this forum.

 

straight from the one with a pornstar as his avatar

Link to comment
Share on other sites
j0hn_d0e

j0hn_d0e

Posted
Posted

It ain't your body you need to worry about, it's your mental state.

 

Clearly, you're not mentally able to play video games.

 

Stick a Teletubbies video on, and enjoy.

 

You can thank me in 10 years.

  • Dillinger83
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Ninjambie

Ninjambie

Posted
Posted

straight from the one with a pornstar as his avatar

Lol... she's not a porn star.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
LeSuede

LeSuede

Posted
Posted

 

straight from the one with a pornstar as his avatar

Lol... she's not a porn star.

 

 

she should be.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
G_Masta_Phunk

G_Masta_Phunk

Posted
Posted (edited)

 

people that play this game are among the most retarded i've ever encountered

Word :^:

 

I usually play Solo to avoid the knee-jerk sh*theads, but I happen to be in a public session at the moment. In my travels and little chores I am doing, I had the need to go to LSC. As I was getting close, I could see a group of white dots, and I started hearing sirens and shooting, so I thought, cool, that sounds like fun, I would like to go over there and see what's going on - this looks like a fun healthy public session, a bunch of guys having a shootout with cops.

 

As soon as I rounded the corner, still 1 block away from all the action, I got sniped through the windshield. No rea son. Just fresh meat appeared on the scene, and provided an opportunity for some f*cking sh*thead to increment his K/D.

 

Seriously, the proper model for the mentality level in GTA0 is a big open grassy field full of dogs and bunny rabbits. Dog sniff bunny. Dog see / hear bunny, Dog chase bunny down. Dog rip bunny to shreds for tun. Dog sniff the air for next bunny. What I am saying is that GTA0 players have the mentality of a bored dog off the leash. And that's actually insulting to dogs.

 

 

 

Seriously bro all I see you do is give thumbs up to people who say other people suck and play solo.... I understand people try to kill you sometimes but MAYBE if you put the mentality out there, into the world, that you arnt better than everyone and they are not lower than you because they may want to shoot you, or see your white dot as a threat to you that you are equals and both players of the dame f*cken game.

 

It doesnt take much skillz or smarts to stay alive in the world of GTA O... its a big f*cken world and there are lots of places to go/hide/escape to if you are under threat.... I have never been "griefed"... only attempted and its quite easy to peace out in a stylish fashion to make him/her look like a fool.

 

Im tired of all this GTA O players suck comments and threads... we dont f*cken suck... you f*cken suck... at this game... so you take your anti social bullsh*t out by talking sh*t on the forums....

 

 

People think "Oh im just walking at you... or driving at you... and you shot me.. no reason" FFS YOU ARE GOING AT THEM THATS A f*ckEN REASON.... try to maybe... I dunno communicate your stance before approaching...

 

You gotta respect people's space if you want them to respect yours... you cant just roll up on people and then expect them to treat you kindly.... rolling up on somebody is an ambigous act... I am a security guard at a concert venue... (why in the winter I spend so much time on the forums).... durring concert season I ahve to go around and kick people out of the park. ITs a big park and people do who the f*ck knows what in their car after a show. When I roll up on people... hell when Cops roll up on people... they take it super slow... so many times I get people pissed at me for just rolling up on them... but hey... its my job...

 

same goes for GTA thing is... its not your f*cking job to "go see whats going on" and roll up on anybody.... if you do that.. then you are taking a big f*cken risk unless you establish peace beforehand...

 

People like you should just stick in Single player... instead of trying to make multi better you just talk a bunch of sh*t and say how you like SP.. and solo.... then why the f*ck are you on these forums ass hole?

Edited by G_Masta_Phunk
Link to comment
Share on other sites
LeSuede

LeSuede

Posted
Posted

 

people that play this game are among the most retarded i've ever encountered

Word :^:

 

I usually play Solo to avoid the knee-jerk sh*theads, but I happen to be in a public session at the moment. In my travels and little chores I am doing, I had the need to go to LSC. As I was getting close, I could see a group of white dots, and I started hearing sirens and shooting, so I thought, cool, that sounds like fun, I would like to go over there and see what's going on - this looks like a fun healthy public session, a bunch of guys having a shootout with cops.

 

As soon as I rounded the corner, still 1 block away from all the action, I got sniped through the windshield. No reason. Just fresh meat appeared on the scene, and provided an opportunity for some f*cking sh*thead to increment his K/D.

 

Seriously, the proper model for the mentality level in GTA0 is a big open grassy field full of dogs and bunny rabbits. Dog sniff bunny. Dog see / hear bunny, Dog chase bunny down. Dog rip bunny to shreds for tun. Dog sniff the air for next bunny. What I am saying is that GTA0 players have the mentality of a bored dog off the leash. And that's actually insulting to dogs.

 

 

But...I really want to kill you :(

Link to comment
Share on other sites
brooklyn718

brooklyn718

Posted
Posted

Today I was playing GTA and I encountered what I thought were a nice group of american people. I went to fly over there with my Cargo bob and they said "Kill him!"

 

10 trillion kills to them later, I went into game chat and they were badmouthing at how bad I am. I couldn't handle it as I felt a increasing pressure on my heart with so much rage. I said to them calmly "why?".

 

After that, I said good bye everyone and they said good bye mate. I.... I am so confused. They acted so nice when it ended.

 

So my actual point here is, my body is not ready.

 

The question of this situation is: Are americans Schizo?

 

Thank you for reading.

 

Tl:dr: Americans are schizo?

 

Lmao you got raped, and your emotions got the best of you. Dont take it personal, just learn to play better.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
mister2au

mister2au

Posted
Posted

Tl:dr: Americans are schizo?

 

For sure ... and watch out for the good-cop / bad-cop routine they do with Canadians ... that sh*t will f*ck you up ... crafty bastards, eh !

Link to comment
Share on other sites
UnicornAssassin

UnicornAssassin

Posted
Posted

 

.

changed umad to a dot?

*facepalm*

 

 

Posted picture of naked guy with a flag sticking out of his asshole.

 

*facepalm*

  • PandaLambpaws
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
albertfish--

albertfish--

Posted
Posted

 

 

.

changed umad to a dot?

*facepalm*

 

 

Posted picture of naked guy with a flag sticking out of his asshole.

 

*facepalm*

 

you're a brony, this pretty much sums it up

Brony4_Vendor_zps2116536f.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites
UnicornAssassin

UnicornAssassin

Posted
Posted

 

 

 

.

changed umad to a dot?

*facepalm*

 

 

Posted picture of naked guy with a flag sticking out of his asshole.

 

*facepalm*

 

you're a brony, this pretty much sums it up

Brony4_Vendor_zps2116536f.jpg

 

 

Dafuq is a "brony"?

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Areacode8O8

Areacode8O8

Posted
Posted

 

straight from the one with a pornstar as his avatar

 

Lol... she's not a porn star.

Who is she? She makes my dingaling feel all tingly

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share
Go to topic listing

  • 1 User Currently Viewing
    0 members, 0 Anonymous, 1 Guest

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using GTAForums.com, you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.

  I accept