The Hatemail Thread

[Pixel S]

My Girlfriend get's some..

Throwing several stickies at a tank for no reason is hardly doing nothing.

I tell her to not spawn kill people she won't listen.

Edited January 26, 2014 by GTARACER93

[GTA Based God]

I got killed by some kids in a Buzzard. So I killed them a few both a few times, shot them out of their Buzzard. I then get the usual mum jokes from them and telling me to "come on then". I kill them both a number of times, they eventually kick me.

 

This was golden though: "you do not make a sence"

[pnut87]

Off topic, far from hate-mail, but I had an hilarious love-mail situation yesterday night.

 

Was playing with my second character, which happens to be a female. I was going to do some of that wingsuit stuff on some gaps on the city, and take some pics. So went to a shop to see if there was something remotely similar to parachuting clothing.

 

Then I get this message: "you want to be my GTA girlfriend?" I guess someone thought female character inside a shop = girl playing.

 

I was already LOL-ing hard, but instead of telling him I was a man, I told him "OK, BUT only if you beat me in a race".

 

I invited him to Vinewood Nights, wet weather, muscle cars, 3 laps. Kicked his ass so badly that I didn´t need to tell him anything, he messaged me telling me, "you´re not a really a girl, are you?".

 

Should have just given him a "teehee"

[Ezza.]

I got hatemail from another forum member, I won't tell who tho

 

I just kept responding by calling them Sunshine at the end of the point.Pissed them off alot

[Officer620]

 

 

 

Definitely feeling the love.

 

Cheers!

[Lay]

I once got some nice mail. That felt good.

[Kurt370]

Yesterday a player sent a simple "Motherf*cker" message, cause i destroyed his Buzzard after he tried to kill me.

[plnkfloydian]

Im not even gunna lie ive sent my fair share of rude messeges but i do feel dumb and immature after every one of them i send if thats any compensation. Id hate for someone to post a text rage, that would be pretty embarassing

Edited January 26, 2014 by plnkfloydian

[RedBull FM]

Im not even gunna lie ive sent my fair share of rude messeges but i do feel dumb and immature after every one of them i send if thats any compensation. Id hate for someone to post a text rage, that would be pretty embarassing

Are you the guy on "oxKazzyxo and Jesters V2 friend's list"? I think I was in party-chat with you and them two about a week ago playing RDR?

[Khaos89]

My Girlfriend get's some..

Throwing several stickies at a tank for no reason is hardly doing nothing.

I tell her to not spawn kill people she won't listen.

"Sequence of failures you call a life"

 

Says the guy with an anime character as an avatar.

[gear999]

 

 

 

I don't think this is hatemail...

Edited January 26, 2014 by gear999

[plnkfloydian]

 

 

Im not even gunna lie ive sent my fair share of rude messeges but i do feel dumb and immature after every one of them i send if thats any compensation. Id hate for someone to post a text rage, that would be pretty embarassing

Are you the guy on "oxKazzyxo and Jesters V2 friend's list"? I think I was in party-chat with you and them two about a week ago playing RDR?yes

[Malibu454]

I also found the messages that I sent that got me banned for a month. They are from way back in August last year and needless to say I deserved a ban for them. They're pretty f*cking funny(IMO)

 

I doubt I will post them here

Please Do!!

We're always up for a good laugh!!

[RedBull FM]

I should of named this "The Mail Thread"

Edited January 26, 2014 by RedBull FM

[GreenReign]

I must really suck at GTA, I hardly ever get hate mail playing GTA. I only get hate mail when I play COD, Battlefield, or Madden. I'm bout to buy my 1st tank so maybe that will change?

[_Tacts]

I killed a level 60-something (I just hit lvl 100) over a dozen times yesterday. Log on this morning to see these charming messages. Note the irony of his username, lol

 

 

 

[StewNorth]

You guys suck at this you know?

 

lol @ the last one

 

yolo xD

[LancerG2]

I admit I tossed hate mail once. (he was level 363 while I was level 47) because he drove backwards in his fag mobile sports car (CHROME ENTITY, MUCH SWAG YOLO) and used the sh*tty AP pistol spam, also no explosives and no rifle ammo in my hands. Although, I used perfect spelling and grammar there and my stereotypes finished the issue nicely.

 

But fear not, mate comes in with a Rhino and drops it with a Cargobob on his car, it went BOOM! Asskickery for the next half hour.

 

But I get more mail thrown at me whenever I kill in retaliation, sometimes when you play GTA, you gotta get angry.

[Happy_Killstick]

 

My Girlfriend get's some..

Throwing several stickies at a tank for no reason is hardly doing nothing.

I tell her to not spawn kill people she won't listen.

"Sequence of failures you call a life"

 

Says the guy with an anime character as an avatar.

 

 

Whats that suppose to mean ?

[marco-polo]

 

Quoting this huge bitch was a massive PITA...

 

It really does show how smart people are, almost clipping sentences together.

[LancerG2]

 

 

My Girlfriend get's some..

Throwing several stickies at a tank for no reason is hardly doing nothing.

I tell her to not spawn kill people she won't listen.

"Sequence of failures you call a life"

 

Says the guy with an anime character as an avatar.

 

 

Whats that suppose to mean ?

 

 

People.

 

With.

 

Anime.

 

Don't.

 

Have

 

Lives.

 

According.

 

tothisdude.

[RedBull FM]

[KeeNer187]

Someone told me that they were going to hunt me down in real life and slit my throat.

 

Needless to say I didn't stop killing him

[vipprimo]

Someone told me that they were going to hunt me down in real life and slit my throat.

 

Needless to say I didn't stop killing him

 

Well of course not! Turn about is fair play!

[ChillerVapes]

To the two nob heads I happen to run into this morning. Sorry I missed your names, you know who you are.

 

So after a final day at work for the week, I decided to boot up GTAO to wind down before I go for my mid day snooze. Since I always park my car up before logging off, I spawned in my garage as usual and chose my lime green Sultan to go for a spin.

 

I had already planned to get the Buzzard to go bounty hunting as I keep greefing down to a minimum but also like to get the job over and done with in a timely manor.

 

As I am heading to the helipad, I noticed a blip with the number 2 had started to follow me but they were at least 3 blocks away so I decided to put my foot down.

 

I got to my buzzard just in time and as I was taking off, they got out of there car and just missed me while shooting.

 

shortly after, I was flying up to the red blip, I notice that my PV had been destroyed and seconds later, I got a 9k bounty on my head! Another 10 seconds later, I hear the bleep of a missile lock so I decided to bail before getting killed although, hitting the water as hard as I did killing myself was not part of the plan.

 

Seconds later and one re spawn later, I'm on the beach with The same 2 nobheads in a buzzard near by. I took out my sniper but it was too late. They reclaimed the 9k bounty they put on me.

 

Then this happened... I get to the road and call for my sultan to be replaced and my mechanic to deliver. He wouldn't. No matter where I stood no matter what I did. Time after time I got nothing but the same sh*tty messages over and over.

 

This made me see red.

I hijacked a izzi weeny from some poor guy who by the looks of his clothes, had just finished work.

I drove to Fort Z with revenge firmly on my mind.

I was surprised to see an unmodified izzi cam make the jump over the fence to Fort z.

 

 

I flew over to LS international and just by chance, the same buzzard with the same 2 guys in it was there causing greef for someone else. 2 shots later, they were dead.

 

Because I am nor petty, I left the scene and flew around enjoying myself in the jet and for a good ten min, it was peaceful.

And then, just as my jet got to full speed, it happened. The beep of a missile lock.

I looped around to see in the distance, a buzzard attempting to take me down! It took me 3 times without loosing speed but I shot it down, only to find out it was the same 2 guys.

 

This happened over and over again until I made a misjudgement through the suspension bridge and went with a bang.

 

Morel of the story.

 

1. Don't f*ck with someone who hasn't done f*ck all to you.

 

2. If you're going to be a greefer make sure you know how to greef.

 

3. If someone you attempt to greef rapes your arse open so wide, you could park a Sanking XL inside, don't come back for more.

[DJ Kornphlake]

*grief

[EyeMacHunt]

I got hatemail from another forum member, I won't tell who tho

 

I just kept responding by calling them Sunshine at the end of the point.Pissed them off alot

 

You are delusional. Firstly about cars you own, but even more about that.

[DevilDaRebel]

 

My Girlfriend get's some..

Throwing several stickies at a tank for no reason is hardly doing nothing.

I tell her to not spawn kill people she won't listen.

"Sequence of failures you call a life"

 

Says the guy with an anime character as an avatar.

 

 

The f*ck does that have to do with anything?

[UnicornAssassin]

I killed a level 60-something (I just hit lvl 100) over a dozen times yesterday. Log on this morning to see these charming messages. Note the irony of his username, lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got one from the same guy after killing him a bunch of times. He must think everyone better than him is a hacker.

 

 

 

[Ezza.]

 

I got hatemail from another forum member, I won't tell who tho

 

I just kept responding by calling them Sunshine at the end of the point.Pissed them off alot

 

You are delusional. Firstly about cars you own, but even more about that.

 

^^I rest my case ^^