So my mechanic.....

[JockTheRipper]

So I called my mechanic last night to have him deliver a car to me, and the dumb f*ck said he couldn't bring it as usual. So I thought to myself, "I’m gonna find out what's so important that this f*cking meat head can't deliver me a car."

So I jack some fat bitches car and head on over to my garage. As I enter the garage I can hear moaning and grunting and some muffled speech. I skirted around behind my cars to try and catch the lazy prick unawares. Well, the sight that met my eyes left me stunned. The dirty little f*cking pervert was on his knees, pants around his ankles, hammering away at the exhaust pipe of my Cheetah. Well I wasn't having that!!! As the grubby little bastard was pounding away, I sneaked up quietly behind him and stuck a broken bottle right in his f*cking neck, twisting it around as he gargled and choked on his own blood. Then I jumped into my Cheetah and backed it up until my rear wheel was on his by now flacid little penis, and proceeded to wheelspin on it for a full 3 in game hours.

I'm now looking for a new mechanic, so if anyone knows one, then good for you, coz no one gives a f*ck!

[vaas]

finally a funny post

[GunWrath]

This might be the most awe-inspiring mechanic story I've ever seen... not.

[BIEBERyoloSWAG]

if this was true i would say thats some crazy sh*t

 

But since it isnt true it just shows what is truly on your mind. When coming up with a crazy imaginative story why is the first thing that pops up in your head a guy banging a car? You could have taken your "funny" story in so many directions but your thought process thinks of naked men having sex with cars first and then blood and violence second, which is also disturbing. This sounds like a fantasy and shows that you may desire naked men.

And the fact that you said his "flacid little penis" makes me know that you thought long and hard about penis...your thought process says "how big should i make his penis in my story...should i make it huge...medium...or small...also should it be hard or flacid...hmm" Pretty much that says you were thinking about penis for some time to make a descriptive image that you did...is that what you like to think about? Penis and naked men?

[vaas]

BIEBERyoloSWAG

I could take you seriously but your name changed my mind

[BIEBERyoloSWAG]

BIEBERyoloSWAG

I could take you seriously but your name changed my mind

 

Wow joined 3 days ago and has 301 active posts...bravo Captain Virgin

[JockTheRipper]

if this was true i would say thats some crazy sh*t

 

But since it isnt true it just shows what is truly on your mind. When coming up with a crazy imaginative story why is the first thing that pops up in your head a guy banging a car? You could have taken your "funny" story in so many directions but your thought process thinks of naked men having sex with cars first and then blood and violence second, which is also disturbing. This sounds like a fantasy and shows that you may desire naked men.

And the fact that you said his "flacid little penis" makes me know that you thought long and hard about penis...your thought process says "how big should i make his penis in my story...should i make it huge...medium...or small...also should it be hard or flacid...hmm" Pretty much that says you were thinking about penis for some time to make a descriptive image that you did...is that what you like to think about? Penis and naked men?

 

Your comment and username resemble something that would be scrawled in sh*t on the walls of a lunatic asylum.

[Muse182]

Haha that was a funny post! People need to lighten up and not get so mad all the time.

[Lazysunday88]

 

"Scar was already there, right?"

[Lazysunday88]

 

 

"Scar was already there, right?"

*Scratch

get your ears checked

 

Scar because it's the mechanic and not the car... I mean I don't think it's all that funny but I didn't think it was hard to understand...

[vaas]

 

 

 

"Scar was already there, right?"

*Scratch

get your ears checked

 

Scar because it's the mechanic and not the car... I mean I don't think it's all that funny but I didn't think it was hard to understand...

 

I haven't slept in 2 days pardon me for not getting the joke

[singemfrc]

So I called my mechanic last night to have him deliver a car to me, and the dumb f*ck said he couldn't bring it as usual. So I thought to myself, "I’m gonna find out what's so important that this f*cking meat head can't deliver me a car."

So I jack some fat bitches car and head on over to my garage. As I enter the garage I can hear moaning and grunting and some muffled speech. I skirted around behind my cars to try and catch the lazy prick unawares. Well, the sight that met my eyes left me stunned. The dirty little f*cking pervert was on his knees, pants around his ankles, hammering away at the exhaust pipe of my Cheetah. Well I wasn't having that!!! As the grubby little bastard was pounding away, I sneaked up quietly behind him and stuck a broken bottle right in his f*cking neck, twisting it around as he gargled and choked on his own blood. Then I jumped into my Cheetah and backed it up until my rear wheel was on his by now flacid little penis, and proceeded to wheelspin on it for a full 3 in game hours.

I'm now looking for a new mechanic, so if anyone knows one, then good for you, coz no one gives a f*ck!

See now who says there's nothing useful in the beach bum pack?

[GTAVTheHeat]

My mechanic brought my car but I decided to beat him up anyways.. Big mistake, the motherf*cker got scared when I pulled my bat out and got back in my car and took the f*ck off.. I couldn't kick him out or anything or call for a new car to be delivered. f*cking asshole!!!

[Kracus]

So I've been trying this lately to see if it works and whether by coincidence or not it's been working. Call the mechanic then look straight up and circle around while looking up ALL the time. Seems to work great.

 

edit: Also, here's a song about swag and bieber!

 

(hint, it's not a JB song.) Edited November 29, 2013 by Kracus