what do you use actions for?

[vaas]

Salute 'here's to your stupidity'

Bro Love 'don't you f*cking shoot me'

Jerk 'just chilling'

The Bird 'go f*ck yourself'

[Lee Everett]

The Bird - "Hey whats up"

The Bird - "Get the f*ck outta here man"

The Bird - "You're dead motherf*cker"

The Bird - "Yeah :)"

The Bird - "Really? >.<"

The Bird - ":("

The Bird - " "

The Bird - "YOU'RE f*ckING DEAD

The Bird - "Oh...."

The Bird - "Yes"

The Bird - "No"

The Bird - "How you doing"

The Bird - "Say that again to me, and we're going to have big problems"

The Bird - "Yeah I set that bounty on you"

The Bird - "Yup, my mercenaries"

 

 

Literally, can be used for almost anything.

[vaas]

almost everything

Edited November 29, 2013 by vaas

[jaxta89]

If i get killed by a tank ill spawn in passive mode and give him the bird/jerk

 

The same for when im griefing someone, when they finally kill me ill walk up to them in passive mode flipping the bird. Really pisses them off because they never get a chance to avenge all their deaths.

[marco-polo]

The finger - don't shoot. *shoots.*

[senormidget]

Sometimes use the salute one as "don't shoot" but it rarely works.

[Killzone3265]

salute -

hello

goodbye

nice job

im friendly

 

 

jerk - just to look hilarious with a monkey mask

[Laveerre]

"Jerking" f*ck you
"Jerking" f*ck you
"Jerking" f*ck you
"Jerking" f*ck you
"Jerking" f*ck you
"Jerking" f*ck you
"Jerking" f*ck you

[WinterEdit]

Salute: <I don't really know, yet I use it more than any other action>

 

Jerk: "I'm bored."

 

Rock *while in Passive Mode*: "Yeah, you keep trying to kill me, bro."

 

Bird: "F*ck the police."

 

Bro Love: "Come here bro. Gimme a hug!"

 

Do nothing *in Passive Mode, someone shooting, and me walking towards the guy shooting*: "Why are you shooting at me with your peashooter, mortal?"

Edited November 29, 2013 by WinterEdit

[Muse182]

If i get killed by a tank ill spawn in passive mode and give him the bird/jerk

 

Haha, I do this to tanks all the time. I go behind a tree where they can't run me over and just jerk it. It seems to get them really agitated because they get even more determined to get me, even when a guy was shooting his RPG at it lol.

[SLUGFly]

Another fail. They almost nailed it in SA then gave up. I "rock" because it's the action that least often looks idiotic.

[dannybohy]

Set it to eat snack so I can POWER UP!!!! on the GO!!!!! YYEAHHHHH

[Furry_Monkey]

I drink Pisswasser so I can litter the streets of LS. f*ck LS.

[Banana Duck]

I use jerk, so I can jack off in corners...

[vaas]

I use jerk, so I can jack off in corners...

sound like something only you'd do

[tonicmix]

"Drink ecola" so I can get some health back and get back to killing you.

[vahnx]

After I spawn kill someone and they escape and attempt revenge, I turn on passive and beat off in front of them.

[Furry_Monkey]

"Drink ecola" so I can get some health back and get back to killing you.

The eating snacks action gives you more health, which is weird as it's the opposite way round from the inventory menu.

[Soran Is On]

I smoke in peoples PV's when they're giving me a ride to the mission. And I don't even ask for permission before lighting up...rebel I am.

[vaas]

I smoke in peoples PV's when they're giving me a ride to the mission. And I don't even ask for permission before lighting up...rebel I am.

smoke is clearly visible if it's a convertible

and you should always ask permission what if his children sit in that car

[cen0bite]

I constantly use the jerk to show I'm constantly just messing around.

 

I remember someone on here posting that they just flick the bird while people are shooting at them and he doesn't even fight back. The other day I saw this guy jerkin in the street so I aimed at him with my sniper and missed. Next thing you know the guy just turns towards me flicking the double bird and just stayed like that till I shot him in the head. A true boss. He f*ckin hunted me down after that though he was a much higher level lol.

Edited November 29, 2013 by cen0bite

[vaas]

cen0bite

shooting an unarmed vulnerable person makes you a pussy

[Banana Duck]

 

 

I use jerk, so I can jack off in corners...

sound like something only you'd do yep, me and Ainsley Harriott, remember him?

[vaas]

yep, me and Ainsley Harriott, remember him?

I remember our mutual friend,didn't know you two were...

together

Edited November 29, 2013 by vaas

[kyleconway]

i use the salute to show im not going to attack someone so just keep driving haha works, suprisingly, a lot. my favorite is the unarmed bird in the car... its much more cool than the double bird.

[vaas]

my favorite is the unarmed bird in the car... its much more cool than the double bird.

I do it every now and then just to get shot

Edited November 29, 2013 by vaas

[Soran Is On]

 

I smoke in peoples PV's when they're giving me a ride to the mission. And I don't even ask for permission before lighting up...rebel I am.

smoke is clearly visible if it's a convertible

and you should always ask permission what if his children sit in that car

 

 

 

Why would someone take their kids on a meth heist?. That would garnish at least a 3 star wanted level from Los Santos Social Services.

[vaas]

 

 

I smoke in peoples PV's when they're giving me a ride to the mission. And I don't even ask for permission before lighting up...rebel I am.

smoke is clearly visible if it's a convertible

and you should always ask permission what if his children sit in that car

 

 

 

Why would someone take their kids on a meth heist?. That would garnish at least a 3 star wanted level from Los Santos Social Services.

 

remember the mission where michael kills his shrink? his kids were in the car I guess

[owlboogie]

Eating P&Qs all day. Salute to show I'm a friendly.

[don ovdi' island]

smoke - every time i hit the weed i try to "smoke". even tho the avatar holds the cigarette like a bitch

 

I often hot box in random's cars without breaking the window first