Create your GTA car(s)

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

So say you were in charge of picking out which real life cars GTA should spoof. What would you name them, how fast would they bet, etc.

 

I'll start with my list of cars for VI -- presumably in Vice City:

• Albany Presidente R - '15 Cadillac CTS-V & Chevrolet SS; quick and stunningly nimble around the corners even though it is heavy, only con would be lots of body roll at it's limits
• Grotti Cheetah S - '86 Ferrari Testarossa & Ferrari 308; fast for it's time and it feels like a gnarlier Turismo
• Übermacht Zion Comp' - '14 BMW M6 Coupe & BMW M4; very fast, heavy, and quiet yet gnarly sounding
• Übermacht Zion 3.5 - '86 BMW 635csi & M3 E30; very nimble and fun, quite fast for it's time
• Übermacht Mächtig - '14 BMW M5 & '14 M6 Gran Coupe; very fast, way too heavy, and quiet yet gnarly sounding
• Grotti Turismo Spyder - comes with the return of the IV Turismo looking exactly the same except it lacks the roof that the Turismo has. Of course 360 Spyder based; slightly slower than the base Turismo but barely noticeable
• Pegassi Infernus Roadster - comes with the return of the IV Infernus looking very similar to the Infernus, but it has no roof. The engine covers would be more uniquely shaped and it would have a raggity looking soft top like the real Murcielago's; slightly slower than the base Infernus but barely noticeable
• Pegassi Vacca Facelift Roadster - comes with the return of the Vacca but both Vacca's now have a facelift and interior change: a Gallardo Final Edition frontal fascia and the IV Infernus interior. The Roadster comes with a removable CF top. Engine cover more unique of course; the handling of the Vacca from V completely redone and feels much faster and more fluid, the roadster of course feeling only a tiny bit slower

[EasterExplorer]

Лада Калина - Waw Beresta 2

[PowerKracker]

I'm gonna have some fun with these. I'll reimagine some older cars we haven't seen for a while, and cars that would never logically appear in a GTA at all.

• Dewbauchee Cockring (Aston Martin Cygnet) - for those who like to overpay for Japanese superminis rebadged with a fancier name.
• Benefactor Hendehoch (Mercedes-Benz W124, front fascia of Volvo 850) - reminiscent the of the old 3D Universe Admiral, but slightly more modern.
• Obey Argento (Audi A4 station wagon) - for American middle classes who want some prestige with a German car, but don't want to spend too much money.
• Vapid Hellenbach (modern Shelby Mustang GT500) - a higher performance version of the Dominator.
• Truffade Banano (Bugatti EB110) - before the Adder stepped in in the mid-00s, this is what came out of Truffade in the early 90s.
• Pfister Tektite (Porsche 356) - a classic sports car, the predecessor to the famous Comet.
• Schyster Kuruma (second generation Chrysler Sebring sedan) - an ordinary American family car with nothing particularly remarkable about it.
• Vapid Peon (Ford Model T) - the automobile that put the world on wheels, Tim Vapid's most successful creation. His son Stanley even made a tractor out of it.
• Schyster Seinove (modern Fiat 500) - a captive import from Italy popular among hipsters.
• Übermacht Schnitzel (BMW R1200GS) - if neither rice rockets, fancy Italian motorbikes nor loud American hogs suit you, how about a German motorbike?
• Übermacht Dementia (BMW Isetta) - a curious museum piece that probably won't make you feel good on a highway.

Edited November 30, 2013 by AlfredNTheFettuc

[Carmain]

Since I am making a GTA concept, I might as well list some of the new cars that I am including:

 

• Vapid Hades (SSC Ultimate Aero TT ) - This is the fastest car Vapid has ever made. A car that broke the dizzying record the Adder set in 2007 (which was in turn broken by an updated Adder), It is the ultimate American hypercar, with an enormous V8 powering the wheels.
• Grayson Python (Mclaren P1) - This is a new car from a company that usually makes the fastest racing cars in the world. Absurdly fast, very grippy and packed full of really cool technology to make it even faster.
• Karin Jester (Toyota Supra/MK4 Nissan Z) - A tuning angel built in the late 90's, the Jester is a car that is abundant on the street racing scene and is often found with ridiculous turbo kits bolted onto the engine.
• Vulcar Club (VW Golf/Scirocco) - This is an Icon. I may not be fast, but it has great handling, and a long history to back up the facts.
• Vapid Party (Ford Focus) - This is a true American hatch. A supercharged I4 from the slowest Dominator provides enough shove to really make a dent in the Hot Hatch market, and to push it straight out of hipster territory.
• Obey Bahn (Audi A3) - A hatch named after the de-limited roads from where it comes from, the Bahn packs a turbo V6 and 4WD into a small package, and can give lots of sports cars a run for their money.
• Declasse Ripper (Chevrolet Camaro) - The new Ripper is for people that think the Dominator is a little too sane. 100% American with almost no safety features, this redneck roadrunner is loved by patriots galore.

 

That's my list so far. I really like the sound of this thread. I hope it really takes off.

Edited November 29, 2013 by Carmain2K

[RoadRunner71]

Willard Guzzler

 

"19 feet long. Steel body. 250hp V8 engine. 15MPG: the purest expression of the american excess."

 

Description

 

Front and body resembles to a '77-'79 Buick Electra 2dr. However, the rear has bigger tailfins, similar to the 1959 Buick's ones. It's more common to see rusted out ones.

 

 

 

- Body

- Tailfins (the tail lights are like the '79 model, though)

 

 

 

Its immense trunk makes the Guzzler the favourite choice of bloodthirsty psychopaths who wander empty roads looking for their next victim.

 

If you ever see its lights approaching at you in the darkness of a deserted road, you better hit the gas and run for your life.