Abel. Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 (edited) This huge wall of text just to say you were rejected? Actually it was a pretty funny story which satirically commented on the grossly unrealistic portrayal of "Fresher's Week" in the media and "student life" as a whole. @Orbtial: Unlucky mate, better luck next term--I've had no luck either. To be honest, if you're complaining about this being a "troll topic", then you've missed the point. Edited November 29, 2013 by elanman GTA_stu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Dildo Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 women don't like Assassin's Creed games. says who? my ex girlfriend Caity loves Assassin's Creed. and Bioshock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I can assure you I don't wear fedoras. I'm not chubby either. The rest of your description was pretty spot on though. Zits and hair aren't as bad as they used to be. You paint a picture of me being a 4chan atheist. I'm more of a tumblr "spiritualist". If you're not chubby and don't wear fedoras, you should get some sleep, get a mad hair cut and you'll be able to pick up okay if you lose the creepiness and try be more subtle, but direct, inviting someone over to play video games isn't exactly great. Going for lunch is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Bratton Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 women don't like Assassin's Creed games. says who? my ex girlfriend Caity loves Assassin's Creed. and Bioshock. That's because she's a closet lesbian. Prometheus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orbitalraindrops Posted November 30, 2013 Author Share Posted November 30, 2013 I can assure you I don't wear fedoras. I'm not chubby either. The rest of your description was pretty spot on though. Zits and hair aren't as bad as they used to be. You paint a picture of me being a 4chan atheist. I'm more of a tumblr "spiritualist". If you're not chubby and don't wear fedoras, you should get some sleep, get a mad hair cut and you'll be able to pick up okay if you lose the creepiness and try be more subtle, but direct, inviting someone over to play video games isn't exactly great. Going for lunch is. Please tell me more of your ways. GTA36362355 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Dildo Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 That's because she's a closet lesbian. well that's nothing special. all women are bisexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lt_yao Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 That's because she's a closet lesbian. well that's nothing special. all women are bisexual. Mine must be broken then. Should do an RMA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Dildo Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 you probably just haven't been rubbing her the right way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I call BS on this story. aside from the silly rejection story, you obviously never played the game. too much Desmond in Black Flag? nigga' you crazy. Desmond is dead as a doornail. the only time he appears in Black Flag is to have his organs harvested. ...spoiler alert Can you use spoiler tags, please. At least in the future. I know it might not be a big spoiler for you, and the game has been out for a month, but if you know it's a spoiler, have some common courtesy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Dildo Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 yeah well. too late now. sorry I guess, but you'll live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonesizzle Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 No one would say yes if you're just all gonna be like "hey gal, here's my numbr, hit me up... we'll have some sexor!". You'd be surprised how some women are... rudy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Brown Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 you probably just haven't been rubbing her the right way. Apparently he isn't rubbing her any way now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti42 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Boy you sure do suck at Assassins Creed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 I can assure you I don't wear fedoras. I'm not chubby either. The rest of your description was pretty spot on though. Zits and hair aren't as bad as they used to be. You paint a picture of me being a 4chan atheist. I'm more of a tumblr "spiritualist". If you're not chubby and don't wear fedoras, you should get some sleep, get a mad hair cut and you'll be able to pick up okay if you lose the creepiness and try be more subtle, but direct, inviting someone over to play video games isn't exactly great. Going for lunch is. Please tell me more of your ways.Lol okay, ignore the advice if you want, but that's what works for everyone what with a lick of common sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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