fatal accident

[Gutslab]

Trooper Johnson provided the following report regarding a fatal accident this evening.

 

Around 5 pm, officers and paramedics responded to the report of a car crash in the Grand Senora Desert. Two vehicles were involved in the incident. At this time, we know that a white Gallivanter Baller traveling westbound crossed the center line and struck an eastbound Sanchez. The rider of the Sanchez was killed instantly. The driver of the Baller suffered minor cuts and bruises and was taken in for questioning. Both vehicles were towed from the scene. We believe that the Baller was attempting to pass a slower vehicle when it darted across the road into the oncoming lane and stuck the Sanchez. Any witnesses are asked to contact the police department as the investigation continues.

 

 

 

Edited November 28, 2013 by pokemon4ever

[GRINCH ASS BITCH]

Awwwwwwwww :DDDDDD

[Corrupt King]

Get pictures of the body

[WBaker]

Eastbound sanchez is repetitive and ruins the illusion of the news format. Otherwise nice post.

[PkUnzipper]

R* should add a feature which lets us RP as paparazzi and sell pics like these for cash

[Varios Los Aztecas]

Erm, whats going on here?

[iEatzNiggletz]

lol

[JohnGazman]

 

 

Trooper Johnson, supplemental report.

 

Someone appears to have riden off on the evidence.

[Gutslab]

lol that's the same npc in the second pic. he drives by the scene giving zero f*cks

 

and after this happened, i was chased by two bikers. i guess it was some kind of hick gang i messed with.

Edited November 29, 2013 by pokemon4ever

[marco-polo]

Terrible news, very sad indeed.

 

My condolences to the family.

[Jolly Swagman]

It holidays season in the US isn't it?

 

When will people learn that speeding is just not worth it.? That's two families who will now have a massive hole around the thanksgiving dinner table this year.

 

Remember: Wipe off 5 and stay alive

[Car Lover]

Paramedic 1 - Damn, we're too late... he's gone.

 

Paramedic 2 - Wanna go get a sandwich?

 

Paramedic 1 - Yeah, ok

[butternutcherrios]

Pool fourty brew

[SOHC_VTEC]

Shoulda wore a helmet ffs!

 

Goddaymn this thread is good"idea wise" execution could of been better as the repeat Sanchez kinda ruins the immersion, also next time stick a weasel news van in there for good measure.

 

Kudos for imagination! Need more threads like this!

Edited November 29, 2013 by SOHC_VTEC

[mbhitman]

TXT L8R - arrive alive

[GTALegion]

I see little to no evidence of skid marks, suggesting neither party attempted to brake.

I suspect it was a game of chicken that ended with someone getting their wings clipped... permanently.

[marco-polo]

I see little to no evidence of skid marks, suggesting neither party attempted to brake.

 

I suspect it was a game of chicken that ended with someone getting their wings clipped... permanently.

 

 

Case closed.

 

 

[blk95ta]

I see little to no evidence of skid marks, suggesting neither party attempted to brake.

 

I suspect it was a game of chicken that ended with someone getting their wings clipped... permanently.

 

 

 

Horatio, our victim died of blunt force trauma to the head from this SUV.....

 

Well frank, that would explain why he has Baller

 

 

tattooed on his forehead....YYEEEAAAHHHHHH

Edited November 29, 2013 by blk95ta

[Jolly Swagman]

 

 

I see little to no evidence of skid marks, suggesting neither party attempted to brake.

 

I suspect it was a game of chicken that ended with someone getting their wings clipped... permanently.

 

Case closed.

 

 

While we now know what happened to cause the death, it's far from case closed. Why where these two playing chicken in the beginning? Is it over a woman? was the Blaine county not big enough for the both or them? Was is some kind of fatal attraction and suicide pact gone wrong? The victim was red headed I notice, it may have been some kind of hate crime?

 

Any suggestions from inspector legion? Maybe deputy polo has a theory to explore?

Edited November 29, 2013 by Jolly SWAGman

[grand theft spaghetti]

case closed. a camera recovered from the scene proves this was a case of two bored rednecks trying to make a viral video. the plan was to jump the sanchez over the baller. only no one remember to build a ramp.

 

unfortunately the driver of the baller was killed while in custody. while being taken in for further questioning the driver choking on a doughnut entered a nearby landing strip where the car was crushed by a landing titan. ironically enough the dash cam footage of the accident became an instant viral video.

Edited November 29, 2013 by ijustcameheretobeeotch

[Varios Los Aztecas]

2/10 would not laugh

[Gutslab]

here are two other news-like reports I created a couple weeks ago

edit: embedded them

 

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Police shoot and kill armed man.

 

 

A routine traffic stop turned into a deadly gunfight in broad daylight earlier today. LSPD state they pulled over a male driver for a traffic violation. As an officer was speaking to the driver, the man suddenly displayed what appeared to be a gun and aimed it at the officer.

 

 

The officer ran in front of another car and fired several shots into the suspect car.

 

 

The suspect attempted to escape but died from his injuries. LSPD did not state if the man fired his gun. His identity has been withheld at this point in the investigation.

 

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Police looking for hit and run driver after serious crash

 

 

A serious two car accident occurred tonight around 8 pm in the Mission Row area. A white Seminole traveling at excessive speeds ran a red light and collided with a red Intruder. The Seminole driver fled the scene while the Intruder driver was hospitalized with major injuries. Upon further investigation, it was discovered that the Seminole was stolen earlier in the day from Pillbox Hill. Police are now actively looking for the hit and run suspect, who is described as a white male in a grey Rockstar hoodie. If you have information, contact the LSPD.

 

 

Both vehicles ended up on the metro rail tracks.

 

 

Intruder received terminal damage and had to be towed from the scene.

 

 

The Seminole sustained some front end damage.

 

 

The sedan's tire tracks show the severity of the impact.

 

 

The area from which the Seminole was stolen.

Edited April 18, 2014 by pokemon4ever

[I3AZZAI2]

Your avatar makes me think mean unpleasant evil thoughts. That being said...

Nice.

Edited April 18, 2014 by I3AZZAI2

[Malibu454]

That Dirty Sanchez should've watched where he was going..