My new favorite thing to do in GTA online?

[I.haigh]

1.Lock your doors so only you can access your vehicle

2. Find another player, preferably one who needs a ride

3. Honk your horn or use your mic to offer him a ride

4. Wait for the player to go up to your car and try the handle

5. When the door fails to open, yell "Psyche!" and peel out

 

It's so much fun to team up with someone to rob stores, they get so mad when you lock your doors on them, then yell psyche and leave them stranded and surrounded by cops.

[vaas]

that's two different stories you just told which one do I follow?

[I.haigh]

that's two different stories you just told which one do I follow?

It was just an example of one I did. Do what you wish!

[vaas]

first one doesn't make sense

[I.haigh]

first one doesn't make sense

How does it not? Keep your vehicle access to you only, offer another player a ride, when he tries the handle and finds that he can't get in, yell psyche and drive off. What doesn't make sense?

[Belstead]

[vaas]

 

first one doesn't make sense

How does it not? Keep your vehicle access to you only, offer another player a ride, when he tries the handle and finds that he can't get in, yell psyche and drive off. What doesn't make sense?

 

I guess we don't share similar sense of humor

[SIDtheWHISTLE]

"Psyche" ???

 

Really ??

 

Thats really funny .....NOT !

[Banana Duck]

first one doesn't make sense

change your signature please....

[j0hn_d0e]

OP's the type of person who uses a sock every night.

 

Or does it left handed for a bit of variety.

[I.haigh]

Hey I laughed my ass off so...f*ck you guys.

[SecludedMemory]

If that's your favorite thing to do you must have some pretty f*cking boring times in this game.

[petraeus]

i would blow ur brains out not get in the car

[Zwenkwiel]

i would blow ur brains out not get in the car

this, lot of potential for this to backfire

Edited November 28, 2013 by Zwenkwiel

[The Spook]

It's people like you that make it hard to trust anyone in game. Most people just whip out guns and blast every white dot that gets too close.

[Hoosierdaddy76]

I do the old thing to crew mates where as soon as they get to the door of my car, I move forward a little bit. They move forward a little more, then i move forward a little more. i always let them in, but only after a few tries.

 

I don't think of it as griefing as much as having a tiny bit of harmless fun at their temporary expense. Besides, they always slap ridiculousy high bounties on me the second I log in, so this is my small form of payback.

Edited November 28, 2013 by Hoosierdaddy76

[Furry_Monkey]

I guess we don't share similar sense of humor

 

You'd need one to begin with.

[vince91]

that's lame..

 

what i like to do is when a low lvl player drives up to me and wants me to get in his car, i hold triangle to steal his car and i drive off.. some of these lower lvls are still unaware that they can kick you out, it's so funny to see them raging while chasing their own cars

[Ninjambie]

As soon as you pull up beside me i'm blowing your forehead off and then i'm yelling "PSYCHE," followed by a sticky bomb on your vehicle for when you return to it.

[vaas]

 

first one doesn't make sense

change your signature please....

 

karma much?

[I.haigh]

As soon as you pull up beside me i'm blowing your forehead off and then i'm yelling "PSYCHE," followed by a sticky bomb on your vehicle for when you return to it.

Hahaha, yeah f*cking right mate. I would make you throw your game away if you played with me even once. Get some sense before you say things like that. ahahahaha!

[brockywinch]

Drive your fully modded entity near to a low level guy, or girl, get out and walk away, let them get in and start to drive off, then kick them outta your car and snipe them.

 

They experience pure joy for a second which turns into 'What the f*ck just happend' lol

[vaas]

Drive your fully modded entity near to a low level guy, or girl, get out and walk away, let them get in and start to drive off, then kick them outta your car and snipe them.

 

They experience pure joy for a second which turns into 'What the f*ck just happend' lol

 

its rare to find players on foot

Edited November 29, 2013 by vaas

[brockywinch]

 

Drive your fully modded entity near to a low level guy, or girl, get out and walk away, let them get in and start to drive off, then kick them outta your car and snipe them.

They experience pure joy for a second which turns into 'What the f*ck just happend' lol

 

its rare to find players on foot

Ok so i can confirm for you my friend that this can't be done all the time. You can do it sometimes but not all the time, maybe you won't find someone for ages. On the odd occasion you can do this. Do you see where im going with this. Lol

[AnotherUserName]

The last couple days I've taken to picking the "Jerk" taunt and either standing on a street corner or in an alley somewhere doing it until I'm found. Then I proceed to completely ignore anyone that approaches and continue to do the taunt until they leave.