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Bawse

holy fukk.. just got out of doctors *embarrassed* *storytime*

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Bawse

so i was at the doctors getting my anal hole checked out as i'd been having pains there. it took a lot of strength and courage for me to even go as i felt so awkward about it, thinking he'd judge me and chit. i walk into the room, nervous, knees weak arms were heavy, sit down uncomofortably and he starts asking me questions. i begin to get a bit more comfortable knowing he really is just a doctor and it's his job to do things like this.

he tells me he is going to need to inspect my arse, so he plants his finger inside my tight af hole, starts feeling around to make sure everything's ok. im all good at this point, just trying to not make eye contact. but then he sticks it in a bit further, and fukk brahs chit went bad from here. i instantly, involuntarily got a ferocious boner.. he made a remark like 'oh hello there haha, don't worry it's normal' 'NORMAL' i was thinking watdafuk cuz, he seemed to be enjoying it i could tell by the little smile on his face, i was just thinking brah is this the reason you became a doc so you could stick your junk inside ppls arses. anyway, the worst part is yet to come... after about 10 seconds the feeling was so fukking pleasurable and i was like squirming and grasping his hand, i involuntarily said 'so good, so good' i mustered a look at him to see if he was still smiling, he wasnt but we made extremely unpleasant eye contact.. then all of a sudden out of nowhere, i busted a hyooge nut.. most of which went over this phaggot! i simply can't describe the feels i felt.. sorry i just had to get this out to someone i can't tell anyone irl obviously.. i think it's safe to say i won't be going to him again.. or maybe i will, srs

srs

cliffs:

doctor checked inside my anal hole as i had been having pains
felt uncomfortable as fukk
he put his finger inside to check
i got an instant bonrar
cummed like never before after about 15 seconds
so awkward cuz

Edited by Bawse

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CallTheCoroner

nervous, knees weak arms were heavy,

There's vomit on his sweater already; mom's spaghetti.

 

Sorry, had to..

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RoadRunner71

You liked it. Don't lie.

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WildBrick142

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Who let V section guys into the Gen-Chat?

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universetwisters

Reminds me of some sh*t you read out of Real Ultimate Power:

 

 

 

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.

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Mr. House

Well friend, you might be a homo.

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Mr. Scratch

Oh god, that made my day. Thanks OP.

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Justin..

HahahHahahAhahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

 

Wait

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhhahahahahahhahahahahah

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iiConTr0v3rSYx

Ironically, I just got back from the doctor.

 

No anal checks, though. Good laugh.

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Justin..

On a serious note

 

 

 

 

HahahahahahajahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahHahHahaha

 

 

 

 

 

Srs now, I'm sure you feel better it off your chest now. Wouldn't worry yourself about it. The human body is f*cked up. Get your girlfriend to try it on you. If she agrees make sure you whop it up her sh*t hole too lol

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Tacymist

That was f*cking hilarious.

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GTA 360

Get your girlfriend to try it on you. If she agrees make sure you whop it up her sh*t hole too lol

You think he has one?

He'll be ditching her for a guy now anyway if he does.

 

Funny story though, good laugh.

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na89340qv0n34b09q340

That sounds pretty hot. Just add some steamy adjectives (or maybe a bit about the doctor reminding you of your father) and you've got some decent erotica!

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Xerukal

 

 

My only reaction.

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E•MO•TION

Wow.

 

I think it's past my bed time.

 

:/

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Algonquin Assassin

This has literally got to be the biggest fail in the history of fails lol. Haven't laughed so hard in a long time. :lol:

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Killerdude

Ha, what a Weird thread...

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Andreas

This topic made my day. :lol:

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

 

Reminds me of some sh*t you read out of Real Ultimate Power:

 

 

 

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.

 

Dafuq I just read? :lol:

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D- Ice

I am not really sure if you are being serious, or just trolling.

In the case you are being serious, I am sorry to say that IMO your doctor was behaving in an extremely unprofessional manner - in similar situations, patients could, and some would, sue or put in a complaint.

 

What we are taught in med school is that you should immediately stop examination or procedure (where possible) if a patient displays any sexual arousal.

Saying "Oh hello there haha," and then continuing is inexcusable from anyone acting in any sort of professional manner.

 

If this is real, I do feel sorry for your embarrassment, though I do hope you understand how others (myself included) find it funny.

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Frank Brown

I had a weird experience, too. Some guy came into my office for a colorectal examination and seemed to enjoy himself waaaaay too much.

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Bawse

damn i did not expect this kind of reaction i just wanted to share since i obv am not going to tell anyone irl, ffs. so weird

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Hodgey.

I didn't read the OP, I just came in to see the other comments as the title lead me to believe it would be a troll fest. And boy I wasn't wrong, love GTAF at times :lol: .

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Moonshield

If you guys think having your prostate stimulated and enjoying it is 'gay', I think you need to revisit your beliefs regarding sexuality.

 

But lol op, that's hilariously embarrassing. Did the butt doctor figure out what was wrong? Accidentally sit on a macaroni replica of one of your friends?

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Thanks for giving me a nightmare, OP.

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Bawse

brah i srsly cant stop thinking about the occurence... like you know when you and your gf have just broke up and shes all you seem to think about.. all i am thinking about is what happened and the doctors face when it happened, sum1 help me plz i honestly thought i was just a normal person, i wanna puke

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W3BB13

Posts like this is why this forum fails.

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Justin..

If it is bothering seek legal advice.

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Bawse

still got some tingles

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SOHC_VTEC

Lmao!

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