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razorsharkhead

wtf is a gerald.

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UnicornAssassin

 

gerald

broke ass

"thanks for the 50 pounds of coke here is 10 dollars"

 

 

This.

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JohnGazman

Gerald isn't broke. He's the embodiment of R* in-game - sending you on boring missions and then paying you peanuts for it.

Edited by JohnGazman

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DannyMan

Op 》》 "how do I connect to the interwebs"

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TJK319

"wtf is a gerald" I don't know why but this had me dying.

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Admiral Blaubarschbube

"wtf is a gerald"

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iFight

Now keep your mouth shut about me, you hear?

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JohnGazman

I'D RATHER HAVE ROMAN TELLING ME TO GO ON BOWLING HEISTS

MISSION OBJECTIVE: GRAB THE BEST BOWLING BALL

 

NICO IT'S YOUR COUSIN LET'S GO BOWLING.

 

Pay - $10

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YoungMivy

"wtf is a gerald"

Its like a snipe, you have to say gerald and clap your hands three times to find him ;)

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razorsharkhead

 

"wtf is a gerald"

Its like a snipe, you have to say gerald and clap your hands three times to find him ;)

 

wow. what a legend.

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[µT]

"wtf is a gerald" has serious meme potential

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xxRichter

Gernald is so rich

He used to pay niggas 9k till he lost count and started ripping you off cause your character got careless

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LeSuede

BOWLING HEISTS

 

YES !

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1daymember

Now keep your mouth shut about me, you hear?

lol

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Tuff Luv Capo

Bowling heists lmao

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Scumbag_Dave

Now keep your mouth shut about me, you hear?

 

He obviously didn't hear this part of Gerald's instructions lol.

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BurningBalls

A Gerald is a sub-species of clown fish.

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biggsull

"niko, will you come to my birthday party? it is gonna be a huge pizza party"

 

f*ck you roman, stop calling me, I dont care about your cab, offer me a better friend bonus next time. Like Jacob, he knows whats up.

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Mike Haddrick

f*cking made me cracked up.

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Reckless1

Dude is a total leech for sure. Too scurred to do his own dirt so he hides in his apartment getting other people to do his work. That is why he doesn't want you talkin bout him...he shook, cause there ain't no such thing as half-way crooks.

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xRoyalFlush

you have brucie and packie in the game

AND YOU GIVE ME A GERALD

WHY DO I NEED A SIMEON?

I WANT TO PLAY MISSIONS SENT BY PCKIE AND BRUCIE.

LIKE WTF

gerald

broke ass

"thanks for the 50 pounds of coke here is 10 dollars"

I'D RATHER HAVE ROMAN TELLING ME TO GO ON BOWLING HEISTS

MISSION OBJECTIVE: GRAB THE BEST BOWLING BALL

i swear

get rid of these boring guys

simeon, "get me car"

gerald, "coke mang

 

edit; i take back what i said about roman. he wasn't that bad.. i feel bad for him..

"niko, will you come to my birthday party? it is gonna be a huge pizza party"

Sir, how much have you had to drink this evening? I think Simeon is faaar worse. It's like "Hey, you are like a son to me." "That is why i will pay you a nice $500 for two cars, eh?"

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iTz-JoNeSy

Lol I laughed. OP seems to hate Gerald and the other annoying get this car f*cker.

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davesmystery

43242335.jpg

Normally I just lurk, but I had to join for this.

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Wayne Daniels

That is why he doesn't want you talkin bout him...he shook, cause there ain't no such thing as half-way crooks.

Win thread

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Kammakazi

I f*cking lost it at Bowling Heist

 

oh my god

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Steve

" Now keep your mouth shut about me you hear "

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Steve

No hay bronca

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Fuquan

Gernald is so rich

He used to pay niggas 9k till he lost count and started ripping you off cause your character got careless

 

This is the perfect explanation. He was rich, giving away 9.000$ for nothing all the time until he woke up from his coke-induced delirium and thought "DAFUQ?!" and he started to rip them off.

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RaNdAll959613

Haha lol this is hilarious.... Bad

day to good!!

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Biohazard Abyss

Watcha got?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aight, cool.

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