Jeffo2447 Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Anyone hear some funny radio stuff? These are some ones that made me laugh "Knife After Dark" Rated R for Retarded "Lock your daughters up and shoot your sons!" "Dad!" Then the gunshot goes off... pretty funny when you hear it "Is your son a red?" There is a bunch more, just can't think of it.. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-Dog Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 I would have to say my favorites are Rated "R" for "Retarded" and "Dad! BOOM!" Me and my friends laugh everytime we hear those. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570322 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alliedemon Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 those arent really funny, maybe you guys are like 10 i dunno this has got to be my favorite, its on a commericial " no i can lick my partners [stamp collection] whenever I want!, I can suck a [lollipop] all day!" brackets are edits... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570332 Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-Dog Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 I'm not 10. I'm just a little strange. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCMiller23 Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 I think the funniest is when they're talkin about the green donuts and the fag sez "sometimes I like to prance around in women's clothing" or somethin like that. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570350 Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-Dog Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Yeah that Donut commercial is funny. I cant remember what they say though. One of the guys says something about wearing womens panties and prancing around, or something like that. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570353 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimBrady Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Public Radio... "I heard when you applied for this job you put your resume on rolling papers" "I bet you have a playlist well i dont i roll mine up in a nice fattie" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570362 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 "Oh look,stump jumpin' Jethro's using all three of his braincell's to talk,"-Shrubb on VCPR "WHATS THA MATTER? JOU GOT SOME CHITLIN 'N GRITTS IN THE OVEN? HUH?! JOU GOT A DATE WIT YOUR SISTER OR SOMETING?!,"Chavez on VCPR "Sometimes I like to were Womens panties and walk around on fifth street,"The queer on the Rusty Browns donut commercial "I was unfortunate to be found with 15 Kilos in my tire.I was so mad at the auto repair shop who sold me the spare!,"the commercial about the law ferm. "Rated R for Retarded,"the knife after dark movie commercial. "You can enjoy playing your favorite arcade games with out the strange man offering to show you puppys,"the Degenatron gaming system commercial. "Look at mehee I'm jumping up and down,"the Nudist on VCPR "Now I can a [loli-pop]for as long as I want,"the queer on that artificial saliva commercial. "I like to munch it vigorisly,"the dirty gruff lesbian sounding chick on the rusty brown donuts commercial Those are pretty crazy And if you ever listented in a police car to their transmission's you could hear this funny one wich an officer say's "Can I get some backup over here at the Vice hotel we've got a fat woman stuck in an elevator" or something. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHitman Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 The lady from Flash (AKA the lady from Flashback in GTA3) saying "When I'm 30, I'm going to be doing something really important." Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570397 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzy_gopher Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Sometimes i like to prance up and down main st. in woman's panties. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570404 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamuchi Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Well thats your problem, please dont share things like that in here lol Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570438 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 "Dad no-one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!." Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570449 Share on other sites More sharing options...
emcee_7205 Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 lol its hilarious when they bag on the people making donations "you think they could leave more than that!" "i know, i hope she dies a horrible death" lol its great the talk stations are the best Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Hunter Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Morice Chavez on VCPR is Hillarious :-P especially with that "Vampire Hunter" guy Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570507 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herce Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 The guy on Emotion when he sings alongisde "I died in you're arms tonight" and the little story following the song. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570521 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Waterduck Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Hope it sounds better in the game than reading it here. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570622 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Ultima Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Shut up duck boy! the bit where the woman sends her children to go hunting on there own with a spear! and the bit on KCHAT where the woman asks for a live song from love fist, and then tells her to f*ck off! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570634 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustang GT Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 The degenatron commercial is funny "swing your red sqaure monkey from green sqaure vines" Also when Pastor Richards shoots the nudist and Muarice Chavez says "You shot him! Theres blood, and pubic hair all over the studio" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrockdude Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 when that kid is talking to his dad and says that he's actually 22 years and has work and stuff , and then his dad replies like , yeah sure, now TIDY YOUR ROOM (cant remember what they say exactly) Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-570972 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 "This knife killed 20,000 columbians (or something)...and now, you can too". lol, that made me laugh i crashed my bike. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-571175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noisses024 Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 I beleive your talking about something like this: punkrockdude "I'm a 32 year old investment banker with a rare disease that make me look like I child,..... now I wanna go out and get laid" "Sure you are mister, now tidy your room" "azzh0le (Canned Laugher)" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-571201 Share on other sites More sharing options...
$$Hitman$$ Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 I beleive your talking about something like this: punkrockdude "I'm a 32 year old investment banker with a rare disease that make me look like I child,..... now I wanna go out and get laid" "Sure you are mister, now tidy your room" "azzh0le (Canned Laugher)" No he's right it's a thing for "Just The 5 of US" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-571259 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA4Life Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Big Mitch Baker - VRock Station "I didn't fight kill and maim for this damn country so I could see grown men abusing the uniform of long hair and leather with this aweful wailing." "Now you play something hard real soon or I'm gonna come up there and stick this soft rock crap so far up your ass you will be crapping hair bands till Christmas ya hear?" Laslow - VRock "It's better to burn out then fade away" Caller He's Speaking Too "So what your calling me a burnout??" Laslow "Well I heard you put in your application on rolling paper" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-571611 Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 "They got your wife!" "But I'm not married!" "You are now, TO AMERICA!" - Tim & other guy from Exploder: Evacuator part II Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-571744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
superlink 17 Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 I like the one for the krusty crap doughnuts or whatever where the ppl go, I like to lick around the edges and then THRUST my tounge through the middle. I LOVE the batter......... ALL OVER MY FACE!!!! and the other guy goes I like to run around in womens panties and eat them! (the announcer) thats how the ppl in vice eat their krusty crap doughnuts, how do u eat yours!!!! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-571880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA4Life Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 darthYenik you forgot the best part of that commercial. "Rated R for Retarded" haha. It's funny cause it's true. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-571911 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger8 Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 mom:"American should be spoken properly!" Chaves:"what?!" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-571912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkPretender Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 "murders, guns, violence, vampire sitings in the mall, our we safe?" ( i dont think thats exact quote) All of VCPR cracks me up. KCHAT i thought could have been better... another one... "who do you trust? a guy in tights that couldn't get drafted from the local hopskotch team? or sombody taht can rip your arms outta your sockets...blah blah blah" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-571929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA4Life Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 I've actually enjoyed listening to that ditz on KChat. It reminded me of the days when I use to talk to a friend of mine who was a cheerleader named Crystal. She sounded and talked almost just like that lol. The interview with the Viking had me rolling on the floor laughing. "SHUTTUP WINCH!" hahaha. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-571995 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Ace Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Honey, do you want to read a book or go outside? NO!!!!!!!!!!! -Degenetron commercial That one gets me every time. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/65372-funniest-radio-saying/#findComment-572026 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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