Asshole mechanic

[Nuggets]

I've been trying to call my mechanic for a car but that asshole never answers. I know I put him in the hospital but he punched me first!

Anyone seen him? Anyone know how he starts to answer my calls? Anyone had the same problem with their mechanic?

[Laveerre]

I kill him every time he delivers a car to me and still answers to my phone so IDK

Edited November 16, 2013 by Laveerre

[luisniko]

He answers my phone but lately after he said he's gonna bring the car, he'll call me again and said he can't.

 

 

And that happens many times.

 

 

So I smack him once I see him

[thefik]

he ain't worth a broke dick

[Wolfhuman]

I've been trying to call my mechanic for a car but that asshole never answers. I know I put him in the hospital but he punched me first!

Anyone seen him? Anyone know how he starts to answer my calls? Anyone had the same problem with their mechanic?

 

Question answered, lol.

[KiTTYReCkless]

Well at least you mechanic doesn't put bounties on you, crash your Cargobob, or somehow get your giant dump truck stuck in an alleyway.

 

[Areacode8O8]

I use mine to build up strength

[scrublord]

He always became hostile when I entered my car and tried to pull me out. I'm not sure what the f*ck is up with that, so I just started blasting him everytime he delivers.

Edited November 16, 2013 by Lagful

[Nuggets]

 

I've been trying to call my mechanic for a car but that asshole never answers. I know I put him in the hospital but he punched me first!

Anyone seen him? Anyone know how he starts to answer my calls? Anyone had the same problem with their mechanic?

 

Question answered, lol.

 

But it's been like that for days now.

[Laveerre]

I hate that guy

[Wolfhuman]

 

 

I've been trying to call my mechanic for a car but that asshole never answers. I know I put him in the hospital but he punched me first!

Anyone seen him? Anyone know how he starts to answer my calls? Anyone had the same problem with their mechanic?

 

Question answered, lol.

 

But it's been like that for days now.

 

 

Just kidding.

Don't know but maybe its really because of the fact that you put him in the hospital.

[WBaker]

Did you not have enough money to pay him? I read that will cause it. He needs $50 a day or he goes on strike.

[daalni]

that's why every time he does manage to get my vehicle to me, I kill him. plus side to that is if I do it 2 or 3 times a day, he pays his own wage with the cash he drops.

[williamhotel]

Asshole scratched my car the other day. So I popped him in the nose. Now when I call he answers, says he's coming, but doesn't. Makes me stand at the docks and wait until he calls back and says he's busy. Bullsh*t! The f*cker is dead next time I see him, the little red headed prick. Dead!

[PerceusSOZ]

Well at least you mechanic doesn't put bounties on you, crash your Cargobob, or somehow get your giant dump truck stuck in an alleyway.

 

this pic made me a happy man tonight...

[ReconzVenture]

Yeah I saw him down the pub the other day with the lads and his missus.

[affirno]

My mechanic has:

 

1. Not shown up. He didn't even call to say he couldn't make it. He was just a no show

2. 60% of the time he cant deliver it. He does not give a reason as to why this is the case

3. Brought me the wrong car. I asked for my Tailgater and he brought my Rebel.

4. Driven off with my car. I had to chase this dude down with a stolen car and kill him.

5. Ran me over. Idk how he managed to do it but he did.

 

I wish I could fire him.

Edited November 17, 2013 by affirno

[Barcodee]

 

Well at least you mechanic doesn't put bounties on you, crash your Cargobob, or somehow get your giant dump truck stuck in an alleyway.

 

this pic made me a happy man tonight...

 

 

Hmm, pictures of big things in a tight space usually make me a happy man too but this is not typically what I think of...

Edited November 17, 2013 by Barcodee

[Jack Reacher]

Hey you uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................

[Nuggets]

Did you not have enough money to pay him? I read that will cause it. He needs $50 a day or he goes on strike.

I've had enough money but I don't think he has charged me for like a week now. Shieeeeeeet, I guess that's the problem.

 

Yeah I saw him down the pub the other day with the lads and his missus.

lol. I should fire his ass and steal he's woman.

[ten-a-penny]

if he done that to me when I get a garage (only has 800 )

this will be ready:

[KoolJohn]

Calling the mechanic an asshole is a huge understatement.

 

I called him to have my Entity delivered, and right as he appeared another player shot and killed me. Upon respawning, he drove off with my vehicle. I'm basically down by the Airport, and this twatface is driving up to Paleto Bay. I can't call in another car because "Your current car is not empty.".

 

I could've just went to my apartment and snagged a new car that way, But the fact that he was doing this stupid sh*t pissed me off. He had to die!

[SkunkonToast]

Mine seems to enjoy parking up my car on the topmost floor of multistory carparks.

He's either a proper arsehole or a bit simple.

[iiGh0STt]

if your car is not delivered, walk for a minute towards the city on a road with traffic other than the highway.

that guy does suck though. i called him on the highway earlier today and he drove right past me on the other side and kept going. f*ckin douche.

[Nuggets]

I found out what the problem was. I had to be in freeroam and wait about 1 hour. 1 f*cking hour so that the bills would be paid.

[jaws2412]

My mechanic and I used to be on good terms, but after patch 1.05, theres been some tension.

 

Something must have happened in the garage between him and my character when I wasn't around. I often call him, and he either doesn't deliver (even though I'm in the middle of a main street), or he does show up, but instead, he drives around the block over and over. Then he has the audacity to honk the horn and run me over.

 

 

[LeSuede]

My mechanic and I used to be on good terms, but after patch 1.05, theres been some tension.

 

Something must have happened in the garage between him and my character when I wasn't around. I often call him, and he either doesn't deliver (even though I'm in the middle of a main street), or he does show up, but instead, he drives around the block over and over. Then he has the audacity to honk the horn and run me over.

 

 

 

This.

 

When I climbed on a bike I asked him to deliver, he threw me off the motorcycle and started stomping on my head.

 

...I nuked that sunavabitch.

Edited November 19, 2013 by LeSuede

[Daviedv]