LS International Cyclists Klub (LICK)

[Tritium]

Come one or mod in a tandem as we terrorise the streets on our human powered vehicles wreaking havoc on Los Santos.

 

Faggios are also allowed in the Klub if they're pink.

 

Don't let pollution ruin our city, we have arseholes in tanks for that!

 

There's no cooler way to do missions running from Ballas and private security guards than on a bicycle!

 

Imaging the pity... Oops I mean envy when your friends see your new ride that's thinner than their account balance!!!

 

Join LICK today and get in on all the licks we have to offer, dime bag hustling, candy store robbing, pety theft and assault!

 

Leave the Snob Jobs to the undesirables in Grangers and Riot Vans.

 

We stick to our priorities, and if not being rammed or shot, to our seats too!

 

 

Be the king of the streets on your very own carbon fibre race bike that cost £10,000 or be a stunt rider with your tricked out BMX with active assist electric motor and train horn to scare the peds!

 

No time (or room) for hookers, and nobody will want to steal your vehicle anymore!

 

LICK

 

"Victory, it tastes good, like paper"

Edited November 16, 2013 by Tritium

[PerceusSOZ]

Come one or mod in a tandem as we terrorise the streets on our human powered vehicles wreaking havoc on Los Santos.

 

Faggios are also allowed in the club if pink.

 

Don't let pollution ruin our city, we have arseholes in tanks for that!

 

There's no cooler way to do missions than to be running from Ballas and private security guards than on a bicycle!

 

Imaging the pity... Oops I mean envy when your friends see your new ride that's thinner than their account balance.

 

Join LICK today and get in on all the licks we have to offer, dime bag hustling, candy store robbing, pety theft and assault!

 

Leave the Snob Jobs to the undesirables in Grangers and Riot Vans.

 

We stick to our priorities, and if not being rammed or shot, to our seats too!

 

 

Be the king of the streets on your very own carbon fibre race bike that cost £10,000 or be a stunt rider with your tricked out BMX with active assist electric motor and train horn to scare the peds!

 

No time (or room) for hookers, and nobody will want to steal your vehicle anymore!

 

LICK

 

"Victory, it tastes good, like pussy"

I expected this to be the motto.

[Tritium]

I expected this to be the motto.

Of course you did...

[AlmightySo]

I want to make sure you know "klub" is c-l-u-b. Don't want another kkk incident.

[Tritium]

I want to make sure you know "klub" is c-l-u-b. Don't want another kkk incident.

Join the Krazy Killas Klub today!

 

We specialise in private assassinations for a very reasonable fee.

We team up to assassinate the member of your choice and will not stop until their death.

Payment on arrival of proof of death.

 

Punishment for no payment is blacklist on our crew.

 

 

Hire or join the KKK today!

Special discount for senior ranks.

Edited November 16, 2013 by Tritium

[D_Marco]

LMAO thread of the day!

 

OP you on Xbox?

[Tritium]

LMAO thread of the day! OP you on Xbox?

Yes!

See signature: Says my GT.