Getting Killed While With A Hooker Must Be The Most Embarrassing Thing

[bogey_j]

saw this guy in a dark alley with a hooker getting his e-dick sucked.

 

blew his head off with a sniper rifle

 

he was like 'OH f*ck!' on the mic

[Killzone3265]

you can actually get hookers online?? i've never been in the stripclub PURPOSELY, besides when i went to take down a guy who was hiding after he killed me

[iFight]

rofl

[SkunkonToast]

you can actually get hookers online?? i've never been in the stripclub PURPOSELY, besides when i went to take down a guy who was hiding after he killed me

Dude don't be so ashamed.

there is nothing wrong with watching mediocre women gyrate with no clothes on for money to feed their crack habit. Its pefectly natural.

[Scumbaggah]

OP is a cock blocker.

[Ivan Danzig]

there should be an option to felate crew members. you can do it for like a job and make money and stuff. i totally wouldnt do it though.

[FJack]

you can actually get hookers online?? i've never been in the stripclub PURPOSELY, besides when i went to take down a guy who was hiding after he killed me

you get hookers on the street at night, not at the stripclub.

 

I have one stuck in my garage right now. She better not give my rides STDs.

[DirtFarmer]

so he didn't get a happy ending?

[Miss Malevolent]

there should be an option to felate crew members. you can do it for like a job and make money and stuff. i totally wouldnt do it though.

Yeah, right.

[Scumbaggah]

there should be an option to felate crew members. you can do it for like a job and make money and stuff. i totally wouldnt do it though.

Lmao!

[Tokin]

You may or may not have read about the experience where me and members of my crew rolled up in a Granger, four people on the sides, and sprayed some guy in an alleyway. Killed him, hooker ran out of his car.

[Ivan Danzig]

 

there should be an option to felate crew members. you can do it for like a job and make money and stuff. i totally wouldnt do it though.

Yeah, right.

 

what? i totally wouldnt!

[marco-polo]

Weak. You could've at least let him finish up and while his on a high...

[beatthedevil56]

saw this guy in a dark alley with a hooker getting his e-dick sucked.

 

blew his head off with a sniper rifle

 

he was like 'OH f*ck!' on the mic

 

[FruitbatReturns]

My character is female so I like to grab the $50 option as it seems the funniest to me. Had one in my Adder in the parking lot of the really popular LSC. No one was around so the options popped up. As soon as I hit $50 a bunch of players cruised in and began circling and honking. After the show, both me and my lady friend were killed in short order and the LSC was shut down. At least they waited till the end, proper gentlemen they were.