CatDog96 Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 (edited) I was 7 and it was Christmas eve about midnight my dad and my uncle were drunk trying to put a trampoline up they were really loud and it woke me up, i watched the out my window for a while and went back to sleep, in the morning when I seen it my mum said Santa made it trampoline, that's when i knew. Edited November 15, 2013 by CatDog96 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shah Sam Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 HAHAHAHA YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA? BAHAHAHAHAHA! SANTA IS REAL, AND YOU'RE CRAZY FOR NOT BELIEVING IN SANTA! Santa made everything. Santa made this world, so you better be grateful. StormerBoy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatDog96 Posted November 15, 2013 Author Share Posted November 15, 2013 Christmas is my religion and Santa is god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Tsoukalos came in a flying saucer and told me that Santa is the ancient aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRITLAND Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Kid, he's real Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 I didn't, what a way to hear the news. StormerBoy and Clem Fandango 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch The Zero Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 (edited) Saint Nick was a real person dude, he's real. Just not in the fantasy type way all these f*cking morons made him out to be. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas Edited November 15, 2013 by TensaZangetsu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith John Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 I was 7 and it was Christmas eve about midnight my dad and my uncle were drunk trying to put a trampoline up they were really loud and it woke me up, i watched the out my window for a while and went back to sleep, in the morning when I seen it my mum said Santa made it trampoline, that's when i knew. Your dad and I would get on like a house on fire....on Cristmas Eve....caused by jumping up and down on a trampoline while having lit Sambuca competitions. bash the fash m8s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 When I was 2, never was one for all this holiday crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatDog96 Posted November 15, 2013 Author Share Posted November 15, 2013 When I was 2, never was one for all this holiday crap. Christmas is the greatest time of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red XIII Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 I never believed in santa Lol my parents tried convincing me he was real when I was younger but I didn't believe em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
na89340qv0n34b09q340 Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 (edited) I think I was nine. My best friend at the time had an older brother who (around christmas time; I wanna say as we were walking home from school on the last day before winter break) was teasing her about still believing in Santa Claus (she was in 5th grade), and all our younger friends (except one other one) walking home took his side and kept teasing her, and I think all those people not believing is what made me skeptical of his existence. I think even before that there wasn't really any Santa Claus stuff being said around my house anyway, except labeling the gifts as coming from "Santa Claus" or "Mrs. Claus" or "Frosty" or the occasional "Rudolph." I should have caught on when they tried to tell me that reindeer could wrap gifts. Also, for fun. You may have noticed that December 25, the holiday commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, coincides with Yule, the pagan holiday which worships the wild hunt, a festival and feast of murder. This is no accident. The Roman Catholics who invented Jesus Christ were great enemies with the germanic pagans who celebrated yule, so they crafted a holiday to make themselves look far more sophisticated and kindly than the barbaric germans. The holiday, would be called christmas, and at it's core be a contrast between the evil ways of the pagans, and the glorious kindness of the Christians. Notice that "Santa Claus" is an anagram of "Satan Claus." This is no accident! "Claus" is a germanic surname and given name - the then Roman Emperor's greatest germanic rival was named Claus Spreckels. Those who celebrate the holiday are meant to be asleep in bed when "Satan Claus" comes by, not because he's going to give them gifts, but because Satan is meant to offer contracts for your soul at night (Clause, a word used to describe stipulations used to trick people who sign contracts, is actually derived from this holiday). Santa Claus is Satan. You may have noticed in recent times that the old American tradition of going to Sunday mass and eating a large dinner after church gatherings is dying in lieu of holiday consumerism and greed. This is also no accident! The people of America (and other countries that celebrate Christmas, including England and Denmark) are turning away from Jesus, and celebrating Satan instead; staying awake to sign contracts with the devil!! Ever stay up late one Christmas Eve, or go out to a Christmas party that lasted until midnight? If you have, Satan has a place for you in hell! Edited November 15, 2013 by Joe Chip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triple Vacuum Seal Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Same time I stopped believing in god. "shut up, sit down, relax" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 When I was 2, never was one for all this holiday crap. Christmas is the greatest time of the year. Lies, Halloween is the greatest time of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pizza Delivery Guy Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Whaaaaaaaaaat? Santa's real. He works at our local department store until christmas when he packs up the store's tractor trailer and travels around the world delivering basic power tools to all the good little single fathers. Mr. Scratch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F63 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Same time I stopped believing in God and other fictional creatures. About 7 or 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGodDamnMaster Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Probably around 7 or 8, but I milked it until I was 10. Intel Core i9-9900k | Seasonic FOCUS Plus 750W | 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 2666MHzMSI GeForce RTX2070 | WD Blue 1TB HDD | Samsung 950 PRO M.2 512GBAntec Nine Hundred Black Steel ATX Mid Tower | MSI MPG Z390 Gaming Pro Carbon AC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I never believed in Santa since we had St. Nikolaas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 4th grade. Stayed up all night and nothing happened. Went to bed and was awakened by the sound of wrappers. -_- But hey, less messed up than saying, "I want this for Christmas" only to be replied back to with a, "Do you think money grows on trees?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatDog96 Posted November 16, 2013 Author Share Posted November 16, 2013 Same time I stopped believing in God and other fictional creatures. About 7 or 8. I used to be catholic and go to church but I've never believed in god, I still believe in Monsters and other creatures though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog94 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I read this as ''Satan'' at first, LOL. I stopped around 10, I just grew up and realized it was all fairytales. And shortly after my mother told me he wasn't real. I was just like... ''duh'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zotak Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I knew it when I started to get money instead of presents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunWrath Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I knew it when I wasn't able to get what I asked for .. for some reason an elaborate hot wheels set ended up being a pack of socks and a monopoly game. f*ck you Santa! Ciaran and PlainGold 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theadmiral Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I still believe in the magic of the holiday season. CatDog96, Ciaran and Gnocchi Flip Flops 3 I AM SORRY ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE VIDEO, BUT MY WEBCAM IS ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zotak Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Whaaaaaaaaaat? Santa's real. He works at our local department store until christmas when he packs up the store's tractor trailer and travels around the world delivering basic power tools to all the good little single fathers. Just wanted to say this kid has the best username I've seen around, hilarious, and he's spot on about christmas. The Pizza Delivery Guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tylerdaly3b Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I got one of those "Spygear" things "FROM SANTA" and listened to my parents talking through their door and they said something about how they cant wait until we know Santa is fake and I was like "...f*ck" then I woke up, and didnt care... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge of the Donut Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 When I was around 8, but I went along with it for a few years just to get presents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint. Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Really man? You're going to come in here and tell people he isn't real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 When I was 10. Bumer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rabbit Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 I never did, or the tooth fairy. I never believed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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