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This is R* first time doing this, and while they're morons for not preparing better and releasing a beta, the game is great for their first time. As time goes on they'll get better at fixes and theyll be more reliable timewise... Theyre basically like virgins touching their first female... They've seen it done by someone else, but they're nervous and its tough.

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This is R* first time doing this, and while they're morons for not preparing better and releasing a beta, the game is great for their first time. As time goes on they'll get better at fixes and theyll be more reliable timewise... Theyre basically like virgins touching their first female... They've seen it done by someone else, but they're nervous and its tough.

 

Kind like when you sucked your first dick?

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This is R* first time doing this, and while they're morons for not preparing better and releasing a beta, the game is great for their first time. As time goes on they'll get better at fixes and theyll be more reliable timewise... Theyre basically like virgins touching their first female... They've seen it done by someone else, but they're nervous and its tough.

Kind like when you sucked your first dick?

 

 

 

Wow... Like... Yeah, it really is. Im glad you know how that feels too<3. BLOWJOB BROTHAZ 4LYFE

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This is R* first time doing this, and while they're morons for not preparing better and releasing a beta, the game is great for their first time. As time goes on they'll get better at fixes and theyll be more reliable timewise... Theyre basically like virgins touching their first female... They've seen it done by someone else, but they're nervous and its tough.

Kind like when you sucked your first dick?

 

 

 

Wow... Like... Yeah, it really is. Im glad you know how that feels too<3. BLOWJOB BROTHAZ 4LYFE

 

 

I like your style

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$300,000,000 can buy the employees required to make the game work. Excuses are a dime a dozen.

I'm still pissed you cussed me out that day

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This is R* first time doing this, and while they're morons for not preparing better and releasing a beta, the game is great for their first time. As time goes on they'll get better at fixes and theyll be more reliable timewise... Theyre basically like virgins touching their first female... They've seen it done by someone else, but they're nervous and its tough.

Except it's not their first time doing this, unless GTA4 and RDR online are just figments of my imagination.

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$300,000,000 can buy the employees required to make the game work. Excuses are a dime a dozen.

So are cliches.

 

Like the bromance blossoming in the posts above...I think. :O

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I prefer to think of R* as a young lesbian touching another young lesbian for the first time... naked on bearskin rug... Yeah that.

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I prefer to think of R* as a young lesbian touching another young lesbian for the first time... naked on bearskin rug... Yeah that.

 

That was the first pr0n I ever fapped to! ^.^

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This is R* first time doing this, and while they're morons for not preparing better and releasing a beta, the game is great for their first time. As time goes on they'll get better at fixes and theyll be more reliable timewise... Theyre basically like virgins touching their first female... They've seen it done by someone else, but they're nervous and its tough.

You say this while the message on my screen tonight reads, "The Rockstar cloud servers are unavailable right now. Please try again later."

 

On a Friday night... of a long weekend... and they've got my $60.

 

grrrr.

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This is R* first time doing this, and while they're morons for not preparing better and releasing a beta, the game is great for their first time. As time goes on they'll get better at fixes and theyll be more reliable timewise... Theyre basically like virgins touching their first female... They've seen it done by someone else, but they're nervous and its tough.

Except it's not their first time doing this, unless GTA4 and RDR online are just figments of my imagination.

 

 

Rdr and GTA 4 weren't hyped up as much as GTA 5 and their multiplayer wasn't advertised as a standalone secondary game. In the future, GTA online, I BELIEVE, before more butthurts try to say I'm wrong,will overshadow a lot of multiplayer games during its span especially if converted to nextgen

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...and they've got my $60.

 

grrrr.

 

Well you've got their $500,000 so.... fair's fair! :p

 

Seriously, they basically gave everyone the free CE garage that didn't already buy it and plus cars, sh*t ton of ammo and weapon mods. I enjoy said 500k thoroughly.

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I've learned a lot of French playing GTA Online, even if the game is woeful and disappointing in every other way. Rosetta Stone costs more than 60$ so i'm not upset with my purchase. I even learned a little German.

I AM SORRY ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE VIDEO, BUT MY WEBCAM IS ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH.

 

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I've learned a lot of French playing GTA Online, even if the game is woeful and disappointing in every other way. Rosetta Stone costs more than 60$ so i'm not upset with my purchase. I even learned a little German.

Can't tell if sarcasm or shining positive light

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This is R* first time doing this, and while they're morons for not preparing better and releasing a beta, the game is great for their first time. As time goes on they'll get better at fixes and theyll be more reliable timewise... Theyre basically like virgins touching their first female... They've seen it done by someone else, but they're nervous and its tough.

Except it's not their first time doing this, unless GTA4 and RDR online are just figments of my imagination.

 

 

Rdr and GTA 4 weren't hyped up as much as GTA 5 and their multiplayer wasn't advertised as a standalone secondary game. In the future, GTA online, I BELIEVE, before more butthurts try to say I'm wrong,will overshadow a lot of multiplayer games during its span especially if converted to nextgen

 

Doesn't matter how much this game or any of their other games were 'hyped', the simple fact is that it's not Rockstar's first attmept at an online game. They have had experience doing this before, and this time they screwed up. But hey, even DiNero made a few bad movies, right?

 

IMO, Rockstar bit off more than they could chew with GTA:O. I like the game, don't get me wrong, but when they're more interested in selling cash cards than fixing the glitches that makes those cash cards useless, you gotta wonder where their heads are at.

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haha, but OP is right

 

and I think the game is running pretty smooth, it had a few hiccups but they will be pretty minor in the longrun

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This is R* first time doing this, and while they're morons for not preparing better and releasing a beta, the game is great for their first time. As time goes on they'll get better at fixes and theyll be more reliable timewise... Theyre basically like virgins touching their first female... They've seen it done by someone else, but they're nervous and its tough.

 

Kind like when you sucked your first dick?

Oh man

 

Glorious and unexpected

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