The wise words of a 47 year old man.

[Blasterman4EVER]

I love how he frames his childish views on cheating and glitching with a fictional father-figure in an attempt to garner sympathy.

 

This is the lowest trolling I have seen. It is so low, it's epic.

 

 

Typical creative writing exercise... create two characters to voice your own views in a dialogue.

Edited November 9, 2013 by Blasterman4EVER

[Spurlger]

Had me in stitches.. I bet beer banter with your dad is frickin

hilarious..

 

He has some valid points though, but you have to respect other players to a certain extent, and how, in particular how they want to play what is essentially their game as well.

[prestonchan]

for me, killing 200 player to get gun color is part of the game, which is allowed, and it is meant to be

glitch is using the Bug of the game, which is something that shouldnt exist.

if you do this once or a few time and report to R*, if I were them, I will just let u go. as you indeed helped me to find a bug

[Relax_and_Get_High]

What a bad joke story.

[Relax_and_Get_High]

Hey my dad says people who whine about GTA Online are bitches

Wait that was me

 

See I just pulled an OP

[theadmiral]

For some reason your dad with the class A truck driving license and shambles for a personal life reminds me of Sylvester Stallone in that movie where he is a truck driver that has to enter an arm wrestling contest to get custody of his kid after going through a divorce and being ruled an unfit parent.

[Odesza]

 

OP's dad left when he was young because he didn't want to deal with it. OP makes these stories up to make people believe his dad is still around.

thats mean.... I shouldn't have laughed

 

[shunsuke]

OP is that you in your AV ?

[EliteGamer]

 

"So, I'm in a rape simulator, and they hand me a giant dildo. I'm not supposed to use it?"

 

 

 

Truly, your father is a scholar and a visionary.

 

 

If you can't trust a man who immediately resorts to rape simulator metaphors then who CAN you trust?

[RowanSane]

 

OP's dad left when he was young because he didn't want to deal with it. OP makes these stories up to make people believe his dad is still around.

thats mean.... I shouldn't have laughed

[GunWrath]

I'm just curious as to why you needed to share that he was a mechanic and has a CDL? What does profession have to do with opinion?

[K1NG CURT1S]

You are entitled to play the game any way you want too.

 

However, R* is also entitled to restrict you in any way possible, as you are playing on their servers. It's simple logic dude. Your dad, like most people on this forum, has the mentality of a 15 year old boy.

 

All of his comparisons are moot, as he's trying to associate those with exploiting this game, which is basically apples to oranges.

 

A+ for creativity, by F for common sense.

[SmokeDat]

Oh man, I can't believe a 47 year old mentality of such a sad state exists. Hopefully this isn't true.

 

Otherwise I have nothing but pity for this poor soul.

 

 

 

OP's dad left when he was young because he didn't want to deal with it. OP makes these stories up to make people believe his dad is still around.

thats mean.... I shouldn't have laughed

Lmao...I know right, shame on me.

[RAS_ZeroZ]

Thing is.. once you get past level 25 or 40.. somewhere in there, does it really matter if your precious personal car is blown up? If anybody should be punished its the police and their damned impound lot. I hate that thing but it doesn't matter I just call my mechanic and get another vehicle, f*ck the police.

[Omnifarious]

I love how he frames his childish views on cheating and glitching with a fictional father-figure in an attempt to garner sympathy.

 

This is the lowest trolling I have seen. It is so low, it's epic.

 

 

Typical creative writing exercise... create two characters to voice your own views in a dialogue.

 

Believe what you will, those are his words. You want me to have him give you a call? He'll be more than happy to talk your ear off on the subject.

[theadmiral]

 

I love how he frames his childish views on cheating and glitching with a fictional father-figure in an attempt to garner sympathy.

 

This is the lowest trolling I have seen. It is so low, it's epic.

 

 

Typical creative writing exercise... create two characters to voice your own views in a dialogue.

 

Believe what you will, those are his words. You want me to have him give you a call? He'll be more than happy to talk your ear off on the subject.

 

Post his phone number i'll call over right now.

[mastershake616]

I said it in his other nonsense thread, and I'll say it again:

 

The OP is an idiot.

 

There are a number of small children, whiny teenagers, spoiled brats, trolls and clueless idiots that play as a permanent ink that stains these forums, but this unclever, awkward twat is a new breed -- a breed that seeps from the pore with insecurities -- that feels compelled to shamelessly spew personal, trivial, and unreferenced nonsense in an attempt to gain the empathy and sway the opinions of other impressionable users. Why? Because the keyboard is the ultimate confidant, folks.

 

It's a miracle that this clown hasn't shot up a local elementary school yet. Get him out of here and give him some prozac. Lobotomize Bozo.

[Omnifarious]

I'm just curious as to why you needed to share that he was a mechanic and has a CDL? What does profession have to do with opinion?

Because he's not some high school drop out who flipped burgers for 15 years. He graduated from college, and has been in the highest position possible in his place of work for the last 20 or so years, and has maintained the highest possible grade of license. He's no idiot, and yet he still says the same things a 15 year old would, some things that make no sense, lol.

[Omnifarious]

 

 

"So, I'm in a rape simulator, and they hand me a giant dildo. I'm not supposed to use it?"

 

 

 

Truly, your father is a scholar and a visionary.

 

 

If you can't trust a man who immediately resorts to rape simulator metaphors then who CAN you trust?

 

This has left me to re-evaluate my living in his house...

[Omnifarious]

I said it in his other nonsense thread, and I'll say it again:

 

The OP is an idiot.

 

There are a number of small children, whiny teenagers, spoiled brats, trolls and clueless idiots that play as a permanent ink that stains these forums, but this unclever, awkward twat is a new breed -- a breed that seeps from the pore with insecurities -- that feels compelled to shamelessly spew personal, trivial, and unreferenced nonsense in an attempt to gain the empathy and sway the opinions of other impressionable users. Why? Because the keyboard is the ultimate confidant, folks.

 

It's a miracle that this clown hasn't shot up a local elementary school yet. Get him out of here and give him some prozac. Lobotomize Bozo.

(O_O') You have some problems sir... I shared a funny story, I didn't write a death threat letter... Why would I go and shoot some elementary kids? What in God's name would make you think that?! D:

Edited November 9, 2013 by Omnifarious

[Omnifarious]

 

 

I love how he frames his childish views on cheating and glitching with a fictional father-figure in an attempt to garner sympathy.

 

This is the lowest trolling I have seen. It is so low, it's epic.

 

 

Typical creative writing exercise... create two characters to voice your own views in a dialogue.

 

Believe what you will, those are his words. You want me to have him give you a call? He'll be more than happy to talk your ear off on the subject.

 

Post his phone number i'll call over right now.

 

Lol, not sure he would appreciate 40 people calling him at 10 o' clock at night. Perhaps in a PM.

[Omnifarious]

Oh God, I just Google'd what Prozac is used for... OCD, eating disorders, depression, and panic attacks.

[Omnifarious]

I have an unnerving feeling that I'm going to be followed and insulted by mastershake from now on. :S My very own hater. Guess it'll actually mean something when I say, "haters gonna hate" on a forum now.

Edited November 9, 2013 by Omnifarious

[Balikye]

I said it in his other nonsense thread, and I'll say it again:

 

The OP is an idiot.

 

There are a number of small children, whiny teenagers, spoiled brats, trolls and clueless idiots that play as a permanent ink that stains these forums, but this unclever, awkward twat is a new breed -- a breed that seeps from the pore with insecurities -- that feels compelled to shamelessly spew personal, trivial, and unreferenced nonsense in an attempt to gain the empathy and sway the opinions of other impressionable users. Why? Because the keyboard is the ultimate confidant, folks.

 

It's a miracle that this clown hasn't shot up a local elementary school yet. Get him out of here and give him some prozac. Lobotomize Bozo.

Jesus Christ man! I think somebody needs to go to therapy, you seem to have a few issues you need to sort out, PRONTO.

[Itsagimp]

The wise words of a 47 year old man with the mentality of most 15 year old video gamers.

Welcome to white trash America

[AJ Lee]

 

The wise words of a 47 year old man with the mentality of most 15 year old video gamers.

Welcome to white trash America

 

 

Nobody asked for your opinion you gimp

[mastershake616]

I have an unnerving feeling that I'm going to be followed and insulted by mastershake from now on. :S My very own hater. Guess it'll actually mean something when I say, "haters gonna hate" on a forum now.

 

Take the high ground all you want. Your rapid-fire backtracking only proves my point.

[Omnifarious]

 

I have an unnerving feeling that I'm going to be followed and insulted by mastershake from now on. :S My very own hater. Guess it'll actually mean something when I say, "haters gonna hate" on a forum now.

 

Take the high ground all you want. Your rapid-fire backtracking only proves my point.

 

First off, high ground? Secondly, what's your point again? That I'm supposedly going to shoot a bunch of elementary children? And last but not least, backtracking? What?

[Itsagimp]

 

 

 

The wise words of a 47 year old man with the mentality of most 15 year old video gamers.

Welcome to white trash America

 

Nobody asked for your opinion you gimp

Nobody asked for yours either phaggot

[Omnifarious]

 

 

 

The wise words of a 47 year old man with the mentality of most 15 year old video gamers.

Welcome to white trash America

 

Nobody asked for your opinion you gimp

Nobody asked for yours either phaggot

 

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