The wise words of a 47 year old man.

[Omnifarious]

This is hilarious... So, my dad got put in to the bad sport server. (I stuck him in the bad sport servers so we could play together, I just told him that he was stuck there, because he "cheated" and glitched some money.)

 

"Cheating? I didn't cheat, I used an exploit." Me: "That's cheating dad, you illegitimately gained that money." Him: "That's bullsh*t, that's not cheating, that's exploiting, you mean to tell me that I can't even play my own game THAT I PAID FOR, the way I want to?!" Then later, after some more talk, he says, "You think you'd be rewarded for figuring that stuff out." (Really? REWARD you for glitching?)

 

"So, I'm in a rape simulator, and they hand me a giant dildo. I'm not supposed to use it?" In regards to being given tanks/rockets/explosives, but being shunned for using them to destroy player vehicles.

 

"So I can beat a college girl to death, light her on fire, then burnout on her body, but I can't blow up another player?" "Why even have those features in the game? It'd be like having the option to paint your car, but every color is pink. That's retarded, why even have the option then?" "It'd be like, you playing that Lord of the Rings, and becoming a God, and taking over the world, then you get thrown in jail for it. Isn't that the whole point of it?" (Since he knows I like fantasy, he tried using the only fantasy themed thing he could think of, as an analogy to get his point across.)

 

"It's talking about killing 200 players to get a different color for your shotgun, and yet you can't exploit a glitch?"

 

"Why don't people just sell this game then? Or quit playing it or something to teach Rockstar a lesson?" Me: "Some have quit playing the game." Him: "Well why don't they all? This is bullsh*t!" "Isn't there somewhere I can go to bitch about this? Just so there's one more person on their list?" (What list dad?)

 

He's been going on for the last hour saying the same stuff. Then, at one point, got all conspiracy theorist on me. Saying how this was all a giant social experiment funded by the Government to see if they could control a large amount of people with negative reinforcement. (I wouldn't doubt that one actually, a sample size of a few million people would be good, the test bed sound. *Person A does what person B said not to do* *Punish person A* *See if Person A repeats act* *If yes, increase punishment until person A listens to person B's orders*)

 

He's a 47 year old head diesel mechanic with a class A CDL, divorced with multiple kids, and has been a boss for the last 20 years. Just goes to show you, whether 16 or nearly 50. People still react the same way to things. Really puts things in to perspective lol. A regular old fit he's having over this, and he's only in here for two days. (The man works 10-12 hours a day... He won't even notice the two days...) I've got seven myself. Just wait till he realizes he has another 4 days after this one ends... LOL, must set up rage camera for that one.

 

 

[theadmiral]

The wise words of a 47 year old man with the mentality of most 15 year old video gamers.

Edited November 8, 2013 by theadmiral

[Black Rabbit]

Babbling from a drunken, stoned, 47-year-old

 

[Seanathon]

OP's dad left when he was young because he didn't want to deal with it. OP makes these stories up to make people believe his dad is still around.

Edited November 8, 2013 by Seanathon

[The Law]

He knows what he's talking about.

He paid his money for the game, why should he be restricted to not hurting someones precious vehicle

[kstowe]

Thanks for the read man.

I thoroughly enjoyed it.

[Omnifarious]

The wise words of a 47 year old man with the mentality of most 15 year old video gamers.

Haha, I know right? It's actually kind of interesting. He started playing games when I was around 4. (1994) So he basically IS a 15 year old gamer. He's all super serious in normal every day to day life, then when it comes to video games, he's like Michael. "AHHHH MILLENIAL f*ckWADS!"

[Supernutz40]

Anyone else find it slightly disturbing that "his dad" used The Lord of the Rings and rape as analogies for GTA?

[Omnifarious]

Thanks for the read man.

I thoroughly enjoyed it.

No problem, that's why I posted it. From a man who is normally very smart, and reserved sounding, he just goes full on swag yolo when he plays video games. I love hearing him effectively teen rage over stuff. He does have a point in most things, but he says them in an over-exaggerated tone. Like the whole rape dildo thing lol.

[123-bob]

Anyone else find it slightly disturbing that "his dad" used The Lord of the Rings and rape as analogies for GTA?

 

 

Im more concerned as to why he felt the need to post this story..........

 

Its like when someone at work tells you a story about there family that you didnt ask about and couldnt care a less about.....do they not understand that their talking absolute sh*t that no ones listening too

Edited November 8, 2013 by 123-bob

[SprunkJunkie]

I like your Dad seems like a cool guy. However he should read this and beat your stupid ass for getting him in bad sport.

[Omnifarious]

Anyone else find it slightly disturbing that "his dad" used The Lord of the Rings and rape as analogies for GTA?

I always find it disturbing when he does that. Then again, I use analogies for stuff all the time too lol. Like father like son.

[Raylion]

I like your dad, don't agree with everything but I think I would enjoy disagreeing with him!

Edited November 8, 2013 by Raylion

[a20characterusername]

what in the world did i just read

 

*slowly backs away from topic*

[El Zodape]

I f*cking laughed at the rape simulator. Here, have my like, sir.

[Omnifarious]

 

Anyone else find it slightly disturbing that "his dad" used The Lord of the Rings and rape as analogies for GTA?

 

 

Im more concerned as to why he felt the need to post this story..........

 

Its like when someone at work tells you a story about there family that you didnt ask about and couldnt care a less about.....do they not understand that their talking absolute sh*t that no ones listening too

 

You cared enough to read some of it, and post your opinion on the matter, so, mleh.

[GaryZZ]

OP is a Nob Jockey,well done kid.

[Omnifarious]

OP is a Nob Jockey,well done kid.

Okay, so I'm assuming that nob means dick, and jockey means rider, so that means that I'm a dick rider. Okay, yeah sure. Why not. Captain Dick Rider™ to the rescue.

[GaryZZ]

heh u said it...

[hammertime99]

didnt read meme incoming

[Omnicr0n]

..I uh, *gulp*..ah..

 

Weird bro.

[MantisFang]

who lies to their dad?

 

what a disappoint.

[Relax_and_Get_High]

OP's dad left when he was young because he didn't want to deal with it. OP makes these stories up to make people believe his dad is still around.

thats mean.... I shouldn't have laughed

[R.R]

That was hilarious.

 

In a crack-whore-saying-stupid-sh*t kinda way.

[Suppa K]

The wise words of a 47 year old man with the mentality of most 15 year old video gamers.

Ok folks, we're done here. Everyone move along.

[brooklyn718]

I truly dont understand how some people dont understand why things like BS or separate lobbies. Its common sense if youre an adult of logic. Its easy to say why give me rockets if i cant use them? Why give me tanks if i cant spawn kill? In a nutshell, you can do ANYTHING you want in GTAO EXCEPT disrupt the game fashion of other ACTUAL players (to an extent). I agree to this. Someone whom paid their 60 bucks should be able to play how they want ( INCLUDING those whom want to be assholes...hence BS lobbies). You cant have it both ways though where R* allows you to be an asshole and no repercussions. It needs to be fare for the non hostel player more than the hostel.

 

I find it hilarious when so called bad asses cry about being in BS, or cry in their mic when being spawned killed by someone they thought they'd get an easy kill on.

 

What if every time you exit your garage a sticky bomb went off blowing you to sh*t, or you come from out the store, same thing...cruising, same thing...i think ANYONE would get annoyed at some point.

[AJ Lee]

Your dad needs to sort himself out

[Mugetsu]

Pretty cool

[Ivan Danzig]

it doesnt prove that all ages feel the same way about it. it just proves that some 47 year olds have the same mentality as a 16 year old.

[Blasterman4EVER]

What a bad joke story.