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Richard Power Colt

Dragonball Evolution probably. I also saw Batman and Robin, but I can at least kinda laugh at how campy it is. The Room is another one that is watchable, because it's comically bad. DB: Evolution isn't funny it's just terrible and being a Dragon ball fan makes it even worse.

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Ivan1997GTA

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, Dragonball Evolution, the Last Airbender & Tom & Jerry: the Movie.

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A8ul99

Last Action Hero

Waterworld

TMNT III

Three Kings

and any Superman related movie

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Karls

No offence to the FF Fans, but the FF series is overrated AF.

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Mr. Scratch

Three Kings

 

I'd love to hear why this one.

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Forty

Transporter 2 is pretty close to the top of the list.

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Sawnek

Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room', although I feel like it's cheating a little bit. I have to say though, it's a film that is so bad that it's actually somewhat enjoyable if you make it into a drinking game with friends. However, with brilliant groundbreaking scenes such as this and that, I'd actually recommend it.

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TommyAngelo

Blackhat.

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shadowoperative

Twilight then freddy got fingered.

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Average white guy

The Sitter. Good God almighty, that movie is so juvenile. There are probably worse movies out there but, The Sitter pissed me off.

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Predator

The Equalizer , worst action movie ever

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Richard Power Colt

Arnold Schwarzenegger's first ever film Hercules in New York is one of the worst films I've ever seen, but it has a lot of so bad it's good value like the Room.

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SonOfLiberty

Just to bring this up again. The worst movie I've seen this year easily has to be Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser. Now I wouldn't consider the original Joe Dirt to be a great movie, but it was enjoyable enough to watch through again. I even remember seeing it at the cinema in 2001.

 

The sequel however was pure sh*t. Normally sequels tend to be crap if they rid the majority of the original cast, but this one managed to be crap even with the original cast still on board. I just hope Super Troopers 2 doesn't suffer the same fate. :/

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Kiffster

Poltergeist (2015) - possibly the worst horror movie of all time. Nothing even remotely scary or good. I think it was made for kids tho.

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pyramid head

Transformers Revenge of The Fallen

Transformers Age of Extinction, i don't really get why they turned against the Autobots, after all it was the Autobots that saved the planet wasn't there a sign in AOT that said remember Chicago or was it never forget either way some aspects of what happened in Chicago were conveniently forgotten about so that the Autobots could be hunted.

 

Star Trek Into Darkness

 

The Lord of The Rings trilogy, the only part i liked out of all 3 films was the battle at Helm's Deep in the second movie, the 3rd movie was too long for my liking and Christoper Lee's absense was noticeable.

 

Battle Royale 2

 

Insomnia ironically i couldn't sleep after watching it

 

Interstellar, it was so boring i was asleep before the first hour of the movie had passed, Gravity is better

 

Training Day

 

I know 47 Ronin is considered to be a bad movie but i liked it, it isn't as good as The Last Samurai though

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SonOfLiberty

Training Day

 

May I ask why? Training Day is a masterpiece IMO. Curious why you think it's one of the worst movies you've ever seen.

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PhillBellic

Arnold Schwarzenegger's first ever film Hercules in New York is one of the worst films I've ever seen, but it has a lot of so bad it's good value like the Room.

Apparently he threatened to show it to the Californian Legislature numerous times if they misbehaved.

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pyramid head

 

Training Day

 

May I ask why? Training Day is a masterpiece IMO. Curious why you think it's one of the worst movies you've ever seen.

 

No particular reason i just didn't like it that's all

 

The second Silent Hill movie what a disaster compared to the first, i didn't like how little Radha Mitchell was in it (just one scene) compared to the first movie.

 

The Star Wars prequel trilogy, strong with this one the force is not i sense.

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The Dedito Gae

"Master of Disguise"

 

Teribly retarded and unfunny, i got a headache when i was seeing this sh*t, f*ck this movie and everyone involved.

 

Aliens vs Predator: Requiem or Mortal Kombat annihilation. Waterboarding pales in comparison to such torture.

These two so much, the first MK movie was actually cool and gave certain cynism to Liu, Sonya and J to the C but Annihilation was so sh*tty you could see pieces of corn in the screen, the first AVP wasn't a masterpiece, but the second one... iughh.

 

The equalizer with denzel washington,worst movie i seen

The Equalizer , worst action movie ever

lolnoob, motherf*cker be doubleposting and sh*t Edited by Midnight Hitman
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Xing of Virtue

Man on a Ledge. sh*ttiest final boss fight ever.

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JP1977

Class of nuke'em high 2: Subhumanoid meltdown

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Onett

Freddy Got Fingered. f*ck you, Tom Green.

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Richard Power Colt

Class of nuke'em high 2: Subhumanoid meltdown

Lol that title is amazing. Gotta look it up.
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SonOfLiberty

Freddy Got Fingered. f*ck you, Tom Green.

Freddy Got Fingered is one those it's so bad it's good kind of movies. In many ways it sucks, but it feels like it was done on purpose.

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Ricky 1. It's a clusterf*ck of random stuff filmed for your enjoyment

 

You can watch the full movie on YouTube. Only watch this pile of crap when you're drunk, you might find if funny.

 

 

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KarimNTerr

I know, this may be a little bit cliché, but Max Payne. Of course, I saw worse movies than that, I think, but I didn't give them importance because I wasn't expecting that much from them in the first place, but Max Payne really disappointed me. The cast wasn't anything faithful to the video game, I mean, come on, Ludacris as Deputy Chief Jim Bravura? Nonsense. The game strongly emphasizes on Max's ability to slow down time via the Bullet Time and Shootdodge special abilities, yet the entire movie merely features two scenes in slow-motion. While the game explains Max's revenge reasons at the beginning of the game, the movie have a not-so-important looking flashback put in the middle of the film. Jack Lupino is killed by a different person, in different circumstances, and not Max. Valhalla Project's secret steel mill part of the plot, one of the most important parts of the game's plot is totally absent in the film. In the ending of the movie, Max kills a completely different person than the one he kills at the end of the game, and not even the major antagonist. Not only they

messed up and missed most of the things featured in the game, but they even added needless things such as demonic monsters or whatever, which is something that has never been featured in the game.

 

Even the game producers, 3D Realms, thought that the movie was made-up bollocks. Without counting that many scenes were edited (i.e. blood removal) because they wanted the film to be rated "PG-13" instead of "R", and we're talking about an "M" for "Mature" rated game that in the first scene has the corpse of a baby filled with bullet holes. Also, Mark Wahlberg didn't want to play the game to not get addicted to it, what a ridicule excuse. How is he supposed to play a character he just heard about, but never seen in action?

 

This absolutely was the worst movie I've ever seen.

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Ivan1997GTA

I know, this may be a little bit cliché, but Max Payne. Of course, I saw worse movies than that, I think, but I didn't give them importance because I wasn't expecting that much from them in the first place, but Max Payne really disappointed me. The cast wasn't anything faithful to the video game, I mean, come on, Ludacris as Deputy Chief Jim Bravura? Nonsense. The game strongly emphasizes on Max's ability to slow down time via the Bullet Time and Shootdodge special abilities, yet the entire movie merely features two scenes in slow-motion. While the game explains Max's revenge reasons at the beginning of the game, the movie have a not-so-important looking flashback put in the middle of the film. Jack Lupino is killed by a different person, in different circumstances, and not Max. Valhalla Project's secret steel mill part of the plot, one of the most important parts of the game's plot is totally absent in the film. In the ending of the movie, Max kills a completely different person than the one he kills at the end of the game, and not even the major antagonist. Not only they

messed up and missed most of the things featured in the game, but they even added needless things such as demonic monsters or whatever, which is something that has never been featured in the game.

 

Even the game producers, 3D Realms, thought that the movie was made-up bollocks. Without counting that many scenes were edited (i.e. blood removal) because they wanted the film to be rated "PG-13" instead of "R", and we're talking about an "M" for "Mature" rated game that in the first scene has the corpse of a baby filled with bullet holes. Also, Mark Wahlberg didn't want to play the game to not get addicted to it, what a ridicule excuse. How is he supposed to play a character he just heard about, but never seen in action?

 

This absolutely was the worst movie I've ever seen.

I agree. That movie is as bad as every other video game movie directed by Uwe Boll.

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Bartleby

Fifty Shades of Grey. I posted this on Facebook shortly after I saw it, so I might as well show you just how much I thought this movie was a piece of sh*t...

 

 

 

I had to sit through Fifty Shades of Grey for my girlfriend last night. She didn't force me, yeah, but I felt like I should sit through because I'm with her and that. God damnit, what a turd. I actually got SO pissed off at this film, I had to tell someone, but I didn’t want to hurt her feelings (she could take it she’s a grown woman, but still). Sorry, but I just have to get this out. You don’t have to read it, I just feel like I need to type it.

 

First of all, as a general point, this movie sucks. Like, worse than Twilight sucks. ALL of the characters are completely one-dimensional, unlikable, and terribly clichéd. We start with the movie and it loses me two minutes in when I find out that our heroine of the film’s name is…Anastasia Steele. ANASTASIA MOTHERf*ckING STEELE. That is not a name a serious author gives her character, that’s a name a 14 year old girl gives her main character in a Harry Potter fanfiction. Or at least, that’s what I thought at the time. Guess what? I did some digging around to find out more about this abortion of a film, and you know what? I wasn’t far off; it turns out that when this woman (E.L. James) wrote this story, it was originally intended to be an online Twilight fanfic. ARE YOU f*ckING KIDDING ME!? This gets funded to be an actual novel, and then a film that people actually pay money to see, all without ANYONE involved in the process questioning the blatant and shameless hackery endemic to the story? I can’t even call it mediocrity, it’s just….well, bullsh*t hackery.

 

Anyway, it goes on and she is super-intimidated by this Christian Grey she’s interviewing for her housemate, and of course he’s this super billionaire with a valet, chopper, so many talents, and a heart of stone that she (naturally) sees right through within five f*cking seconds of interviewing him, as is normal in the real world. You know why this guy was written to have all of these qualities? Because otherwise NO ONE WOULD GIVE A f*ck. If in this movie Christian Grey was a manager at a Subway, Anastasia (ugh, kill me) would rightfully label him an uninteresting and overcompensating dickbag and not give him anymore of her time. But guess what? She doesn’t, because this story doesn’t allow her to. Oh, and because he has a lot of nice sh*t. Do you see what I’m saying? This movie is straight up telling its audience that this woman is a shallow, heartless, gold-digging bitch.

 

And more about this shallow, heartless, gold-digging bitch: in the first twenty minutes of film, in which they try to give them a plausible excuse for them to begin their “relationship” (spoiler alert: they fail miserably), two other guy pals of hers are into her. WHY!? She has NO personal qualities whatsoever! She has the personality of a goddamn tractor arm! But of course, it’s obvious why Anastasia is written this way…much like Bella Swan (on which it turns out she is based, surprise surprise), she’s not really a character. At least, she’s not intended to be an INTERESTING character. She’s intended to be a placeholder, someone your average moviegoer woman can imagine themselves as and pretend they’re participating in this fantasy. Which calls back to why this movie sucks as hard as it does: it has no actual story to tell, it’s just smut. Which, don’t get me wrong, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with smut, but it insults your intelligence when it’s obviously smut while it’s trying to convince you it has substance and is to be taken seriously. In fact, it has no substance to speak of, and it is NOT a serious film. It is literally softcore porn.

 

Which leads us to the general structure of the film, once they felt like they had done the bare minimum in establishing some sort of bond between these two characters. In short, he reveals his bondage fetishes and sh*t, she reveals she’s a virgin, and the entire rest of the film revolves around whether or not she’s going to sign a contract to be his “submissive”. That’s as much plot as you’re going to get in this dumpster fire of a film. It literally relies on exposition between these sex scenes to get from one to the other. It’s the same cycle every time: Ana is uncomfortable and says no, Christian forces himself on her, she likes it, now cut to a different scene where we try to desperately find another scenario which we can use to build up to the next sex scene. I’m not kidding, this cycle repeats itself throughout the rest of the film, and it’s painfully obvious. You can tell because whether it’s Ana’s roommate, her friends, her parents, Christian’s parents, or his valet Taylor (who somehow is the most fleshed-out character in the entire f*cking film, despite having about a minute of screen time and no more than three lines), their only purpose in this movie is to serve as exposition machines. They literally could have been replaced as post-it notes with lists of things titled “here’s what you need to do to keep this pile of sh*t tumbling out of E.L. James’ anus”, and it would have literally the same effect. Her housemate is the worst offender: every time they meet she says some token thing to let the audience know she was doing something else before, and then she just tells Ana what to do in order for her to move on to the next part. Ugh.

 

But, you know, as much of an atrocity as it was, the worst part is the ending. You know, I could almost forgive it if the movie at least WENT somewhere. You know how it ends? Christian pushes Ana to her breaking point in one of their sex sessions (which makes no sense, because what he does is basically the same thing he’s been doing with her through the f*cking film, making this scene absolutely hilarious, despite the director’s best efforts to make it seem serious and dramatic), and she decides to finally put her foot down and leave him. She gets in the lift, they say each other’s names as the doors shut…..credits. Once again, I’m forced to ask, ARE YOU f*ckING KIDDING ME!? There’s ZERO character growth in this film. No one learns anything, no one has changed for the better or worse, no one is in a new place, EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IS EXACTLY THE GODDAMN SAME AS IT WAS AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS ABOMINATION. f*ck.

 

To conclude, Fifty Shades of Grey is an affront to movies. Even the bad ones. Even the REALLY bad ones. I’m dead f*cking serious. To call this a film is to call Adolf Hitler a philanthropist. This is soft-core porn, which again is fine, but the fact that it pretends to be something else, sometimes seeming like it takes itself to be high cinema, isn’t even laughable, it’s just insulting on a level that is personally offensive to me. The fact that this absolute trailer trash gets a full release in cinemas after being a successful book is evidence enough that people will shovel whatever sh*t is given to them into their gobs. Oh, and E.L. James is a talentless hack, but well, that should be obvious enough by now.

 

 

...I could have easily written a few more paragraphs as well.

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Coleco

Dunno about the worst movie I've ever seen but the worst one lately has to be Jurassic World, hyped-up piece of sh*t that it is. As if I expected anything more. Unlikeable characters, terrible story, massive plotholes, token love interest. Started off as an 'okay' film but there's a point where it nose-dives and never recovers.

 

That overly-elaborate and drawn-out death scene halfway through has to be one of the most disproportionate fates to meet an incidental character in cinematic history.

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OH NO

I saw a film set in liverpool where a mongoloid boy was abused in a penthouse by people with scouse accents

 

 

Mad max fury road was tripe

 

 

Transcendence

 

Trance

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