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Worst Movie You've Ever Seen


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Transformers : Age of Excrement was f*cking--excrement.

I haven't even seen it and I already thought that It'd get that kind of reception. I mean seriously, replacing Shia Labeouf is Mark Wahlberg was the worst decision that could be made.

 

Wasn't just that, they threw in plot holes and useless shots,scenes and characturds and crap. The action scenes were pretty cool, but Micheal Bay doesn't want to keep the camera still for second.

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Paranormal Activity is f*cking bullsh*t. It's not even f*cking scary. My OLDER brother watched it, and the f*cking pussy had a f*cking nightmare. I just thought to myself, wow, now who's the fa**ot?

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A long time ago I bought the DVD of Day of the Dead (1985) by George Romero. I went home and started watching it with my friend. We watched for a while and then we were like "this doesn't look like a movie from '85". On the outside, the dvd package and the actual disc artwork looked like the movie from 1985 though but turns out that the movie on the disc was actually a piece of sh*t called "Day of the Dead 2: The Contagium". http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411269/

 

That movie was seriously one of the worst I've seen. I only watched it about half an hour but now I have a life-long trauma that was caused by that abomination.

 

What pisses me off the most is that I would have never ever seen it if it wasn't for the manufacturer's f*ck up or something.

Whew, I'm just glad you weren't talking about the first one. Never saw Contagium but the '85 movie is a horror masterpiece.

 

For some reason I seem to remember enjoying it as a kid, but I recently watched Leonard Part 6 again and don't know what the hell I was thinking. That thing is absolutely horrendous. However I also remember the Garbage Pail Kids as the worst piece of crap I ever saw, and I was only a year older when that came out...

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Worst films I've seen lately:

 

- Ichi The Killer - horrible ultraviolent Japanese torture porn. Senseless.

 

- Hobo with a Shotgun - as above, not Japanese, nothing redeemable about it.

 

- John Dies at the End - not as good as the trailer suggests, not as mysterious, some good ideas, thrown together by smug stoners. Actually very boring and cheap-looking.

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Livin' tha Life(2003)

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A crappy, unheard of movie that was made on a $400 budget. It's supposed to be a comedy but there's nothing really funny about it. The audio is very low, and the scenes are very awkward. The scenes just drag on and on. I watched a clip of the movie on Youtube, where a little kid cusses out an Asian store lady about his change, which made me want to buy the movie. Unfortunately, that was the only redeeming scene of the movie, and I wasted $1.99. Overall, I felt like less of a man after watching this.

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Paranormal Activity 4, it was just so confusing and pathetic. The other movies in the series are meh but the fourth one was just horrible to watch.

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Transformers : Age of Excrement was f*cking--excrement.

I don't know, I went with my friend to the cinema to watch AOE and had a good time. I just turned my brain off and let the action scenes do their work. I did think it was too long though, and had too many plot points to keep up with. Then again, I'd only seen the first instalment.

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Grown Ups.

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The Room- This borders on the worst film ever made, and the greatest unintentional comedy ever.

 

Grown Ups- It has Adam Sandler in it what did you expect?

 

Birdemic- Complete horsesh*t.

 

Raise the Titanic- while not the worst, still pretty bad, though I haven't watched in over ten years.

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Saw Cloud Atlas the other night - holy sh*t, it was bad and so damn confusing. A complete mess in my opinion, even though I've heard some people say it's one of the best movies they've ever seen. Also, they've failed miserably in the makeup department trying to transform a white guy into a Korean, and a Korean girl into a noble white English woman. They looked really bad...

 

All the main actors played different roles in the different eras throughout the movie, but I just think it was badly done and lame.

 

The only good part of the movie was Jim Broadbent's story in the old age home, which I found quite funny.

 

One of the worst movies ever!

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Smokey and the Bandit II is a travesty. Bought it for 49¢ at a thrift shop and I still feel ripped off.

 

Also, I don't really hate it, but Gator. So much worse than White Lightning IMO.

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Worst films I've seen lately:

 

- Ichi The Killer - horrible ultraviolent Japanese torture porn. Senseless.

 

- Hobo with a Shotgun - as above, not Japanese, nothing redeemable about it.

 

- John Dies at the End - not as good as the trailer suggests, not as mysterious, some good ideas, thrown together by smug stoners. Actually very boring and cheap-looking.

Hobo with a Shotgun is meant to be sh*tty, haven't you heard of exploitation films?

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Chatter Box, it´s a turkey movie about a speaking pussy. I love Exploitation, Sexploitation, Tromaville, Bad Splatter and Gore.

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Worst films I've seen lately:

 

- Ichi The Killer - horrible ultraviolent Japanese torture porn. Senseless.

 

- Hobo with a Shotgun - as above, not Japanese, nothing redeemable about it.

 

- John Dies at the End - not as good as the trailer suggests, not as mysterious, some good ideas, thrown together by smug stoners. Actually very boring and cheap-looking.

 

Hobo with a Shotgun is meant to be sh*tty, haven't you heard of exploitation films?

Yes and yes. It's still crap. Deliberately made crap.

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Thunderstorm: The Return of Thor - This is the movie that makes The Room like high-budget in comparison. This is a really, really low-budget/extremely cheesy superhero film about a descendant of Thor who builds a cheap-looking set of power armor to fight an extremely hammy Hela. This movie starts out with no budget, and it clearly shows. Then around the halfway point, the quality improves for around ten minutes. I suspect the director found a wallet lying around on the subway halfway through filming, and spent some of the cash within on improving the film. Given the major dip in quality immediately afterwards, I can only assume he spent the rest on cheap hookers and blow.

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Worst films I've seen lately:

 

- Ichi The Killer - horrible ultraviolent Japanese torture porn. Senseless.

 

- Hobo with a Shotgun - as above, not Japanese, nothing redeemable about it.

 

- John Dies at the End - not as good as the trailer suggests, not as mysterious, some good ideas, thrown together by smug stoners. Actually very boring and cheap-looking.

 

Hobo with a Shotgun is meant to be sh*tty, haven't you heard of exploitation films?
Yes and yes. It's still crap. Deliberately made crap.It's a canadian film, what'd you expect?
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Ender's Game - Big steaming pile of crap with a tedious, totally uninteresting storyline and even duller and extremely weak characters with some truly sh*tty acting. There is literally not a single thing I liked about it and is right up there as one of the top 5 worst movies of all time in my honest opinion.

 

Gavin Hood should rather come back to South Africa. Maybe then he'll make good movies again such as Tsotsi.

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Worst films I've seen lately:

 

- Ichi The Killer - horrible ultraviolent Japanese torture porn. Senseless.

 

- Hobo with a Shotgun - as above, not Japanese, nothing redeemable about it.

 

- John Dies at the End - not as good as the trailer suggests, not as mysterious, some good ideas, thrown together by smug stoners. Actually very boring and cheap-looking.

 

What!? Ichi The Killer is brilliant and often hilarious. :facedesk:

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Saw Cloud Atlas the other night - holy sh*t, it was bad and so damn confusing. A complete mess in my opinion, even though I've heard some people say it's one of the best movies they've ever seen. Also, they've failed miserably in the makeup department trying to transform a white guy into a Korean, and a Korean girl into a noble white English woman. They looked really bad...

 

All the main actors played different roles in the different eras throughout the movie, but I just think it was badly done and lame.

 

The only good part of the movie was Jim Broadbent's story in the old age home, which I found quite funny.

 

One of the worst movies ever!

Was it a poorly made film? I just finished the book and I loved it.

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Cloud Atlas

Was it a poorly made film? I just finished the book and I loved it. It was a mess IMHO and I absolutely hated it. You have to see it for yourself though because some people seem to think it's a masterpiece for some reason.
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Cloud Atlas

Was it a poorly made film? I just finished the book and I loved it.
It was a mess IMHO and I absolutely hated it. You have to see it for yourself though because some people seem to think it's a masterpiece for some reason.

 

I thought it was an all right movie - bit all over the place though.

 

The worst, in recent memory, was Meet the Spartans. I could only stomach about 20 minutes before I had to turn it off (I tried Method Man, I really did).

Fart jokes, fat jokes, dumb humour. It wasn't funny or entertaining at all.

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