How do you troll?

[Der Süden]

Me + 2 friends + invisibility glitch. Much fun.

[Relax_and_Get_High]

1. Kill person then send them hate mail calling them trash then when they come near you.

Start>RB>Leave game session

 

2. Blowup Personal vehicle, head to Mors mural and blow up again (bonus kill player if he's there)

 

3. Kill player, 1v1 death match request to him, if he accepts kill him once then leave session and call him garbage and wasting your time.

 

4. Military jet < self explanatory

 

5. Send people messages then when they read it kill them while they're AFk

 

6. Ram people in online races (this makes people rage hard) lolz

 

7. Get last place in race then send host message accusing him of hacking and you're gonna report him

 

8. Start a tennis or arm wrestle match. 'Leave session'

 

9. Inv everyone to your apartment then leave it and as people leave pick them off one by one

 

10. Kill a bounty easily by sending him a message and as he reads kill him

[a20characterusername]

^ gonna try 3 and 9 next time I play.

[ugotsmoked]

No need to troll for me.

[Robert235]

Hide under a bridge

[EliteGamer]

 

I get a RiotVan, find somebody who's level 59 or under and then kill them 40 times in a row.

 

Is there any relevance to 59 or under?

 

 

At lvl 60 they get the GrenadeLauncher which one-hit-kills the RiotVan... and being a giant slow-ass truck it isn’t exactly difficult to hit. You still have good odds against lvl 60+ players in vehicle-vs-vehicle battles, but when they’re on foot you don’t really want to fight them (unless you think you can exhaust all their GL ammo - remember that they lose a whole a clip if they die with it out).

 

Lvl 3-59 players can kill RiotVans, but if you use your bulletproof windshield well and dodge grenades it shouldn’t happen very often at all. And people get really confused about why they can’t kill you. “OMG I’m shooting right at his head and NOTHING is happening”

 

 

Funniest thing is when they stand in the middle of the road blasting full auto at bulletproof glass as you slowly trundle towards them and run them over.

 

 

 

And if they do FINALLY kill you out of it they’ll inevitably try to use it against you. Then you just blow it up with your grenade launcher. lol.

[concolt]

[Corrupt King]

Bait people to my remote bombed PV's

[ugotsmoked]

Who would want to be a troll?

[fw3]

I gotta be really bored for this, but I enjoy jacking unusual cars and respraying them to loud colors. Then, I park them in awkward, but obvious locations, to get someone to notice. And someone always notices! What they don't notice is the 2-3 sticky bombs on the back or me watching them through the scope from a distance.

When it 'plodes, I admit - I smile.

[Flūttershy]

One time two dudes kept trying to run me over, so I started a mission right before they hit me, making me disappear momentarily. Did this about 5 times. Good stuff.

Edited November 8, 2013 by rawrsnar

[SKaREO]

Fly around in a Buzzard with no money for insurance fees

[xxRichter]

Use a Tow Truck.

iz dat guud enuff?

[Mr Walker]

I have better things to do with my time....

[GTALegion]

Someone parked a car in front of the hair salon I was in yesterday.

It was a pretty good troll, until I remembered I could basically teleport by picking a race or something, then quitting before it starts.

[j0hn_d0e]

Sniping headshots from the furthest distance I can manage.

 

You can just picture the "WTF" cries as the Wasted message appears.

[GSi]

Can't afford bullet proof tyres, Had a blowout?

 

Look no further than your trusty tyre changer Ingame and coming to a lobby near you.

 

[SkeptikAT]

Never trolled before last night. Was flying up to Sandy Shore in a heli then I spotted the High Priority vehicle Simeon wanted, so I flew on by and landed next to it. Then I noticed a white dot clearly heading this way with the intention of getting it, so I put a sticky on the front of the car and got in my heli to take off.

Guy arrived when I was still on the ground and didn't shoot me(I bet he wish he did 5 minutes later), and I carried on my way toward SS. I opened up the map and saw he took the car and was heading for the docks so I messaged him 'Get out'. He didn't seem to care so I messaged him again 'Last warning get out the car', this time he stopped and did a 180 heading north for some reason. But STILL stayed in the car, so I just went boom and he was done for.

 

 

I feel bad after it but I also lol'd quite hard.

[j0hn_d0e]

...ah also, which probably constitutes more of a troll than sniping...

 

Once the target is neutralised - a quick gesture, usually The Fap, just so that the target can see you're trolling him.

 

Childish most definitely, but still gratifying.

Edited November 9, 2013 by _d3xt3r_

[Lunytunes]

Sniping those who try to get into fort zancudo. Sticky bombing jets then running on top of a hangar

[FasterThanYou]

I got a high priority vehicle. Exiting LSC I see a bunch of assholes hurrying to Simeon´s garage to spoil my party and troll me. I take the vehicle far away from them, to the other side of the city. I send them messages "LOL good try".

 

They come to get the abandoned vehicle and quite surely to kill me. I call Lester and hide my dot. They give up on killing me and take the vehicle and a sticky bomb that I generously gifted them. When they were on their way I proceeded to detonate it, message them again and laugh my ass out.

Edited November 9, 2013 by FasterThanYou

[AzraelX]

I guess if you want to be a real asshole, you could use the trick for cloning your personal vehicle to instantly put someone in BS.

 

Just need to start running away from your PV, trying to have your mechanic bring a different PV, until you're just far enough away for him to bring it. Then you drive it back, and the original PV will still be there, locked. Still counts as a PV though, and still gives BS points if someone destroys it.

 

Rinse and repeat until you've gotten 10+ PVs in the same spot. Now just sit in a car in the middle with sticky bombs on the windows.

Edited November 9, 2013 by AzraelX