How do you troll?

[Lukezordz]

Last night I had a very funny/satisfying moment.

 

There were these two guys at the airport, they'd just stole a Titan, and went for a fly.

 

At the time I was playing with my new Entity, with Dukes of Hazard horn. (PS. Ramming people down just after sounding the horn is pretty entertaining...)

 

Anyway, the Titan decided to land and turn back inside the hangar. I thought it would be a good idea to get some speed, sound my horn, and ram straight into them. Killing the two, plus myself.

 

So, what makes this so fun? Number one. You get to hear the kids rage on microphone... And number two, when you ram into the plane and it explodes, it classes as them blowing you, and your car up. Leaving them with a nice 10k insurance fine.

 

Try it, you won't be disappointed.

Edited November 8, 2013 by Lukezordz

[Killzone3265]

i actually did this to atleast 6 guys in a titan about an hour ago lol

[DJ_Jiggles]

I park my lava red Vacca in the Rockford LSC parking lot, set the lock to everyone and climb up to the roof. When people try to take it, sniper to the head with a mocking "Getch'yo ass outta mah car!" over the mic. Hilarity ensues as they spend the next half-hour trying to get revenge.

 

Side note: I don't mess with anyone going in/out of LSC, just the people who want my car.

[a20characterusername]

Sniping people as they get into their PVs is pretty entertaining. Sometimes I'll let them drive a few feet, thinking that they're safe...then BAM.

 

Or I'll park my PV in a driveway in the hills and hide behind a fence, waiting for someone to drive by, then blast their windshield/face with a sawed-off as they speed by. Timing has to be just right, but it's worth it.

 

 

edit: I accidentally a word

Edited November 8, 2013 by gtarelatedusername2

[Killzone3265]

my own way of trolling is to kill someone in their PV and either pop the tires or just keep driving until they lock their car, preferably, driving into a lake

[brooklyn718]

I dont necessary troll, however i spent an hour killing a lvl 23 whom took it upon himself to kill me as i was cruising. Now, im the first to say, hey this is GTA, and though i prefer no trouble, i cant be shocked if some found me. Well, this poor lvl 23 picked a fight with me and i enjoyed the hour hearing him cuss, call me ni**er etc. as i spawn killed him, sent mercs, muggers, and 10g bounties back to back. He wanted some excitement, and i surely provided. So, my troll moment tonight was picking apart someone whom obviously wasnt thinking correctly.

[Lukezordz]

my own way of trolling is to kill someone in their PV and either pop the tires or just keep driving until they lock their car, preferably, driving into a lake

 

I much prefer to pop all four of someones tires when they're driving than to actually kill them... Much more funny.

[Killzone3265]

 

my own way of trolling is to kill someone in their PV and either pop the tires or just keep driving until they lock their car, preferably, driving into a lake

 

I much prefer to pop all four of someones tires when they're driving than to actually kill them... Much more funny.

 

depends on the situation lol, if theyre about to get a lucky headshot on me then they gotta go

but usually i LOVE popping tires while someones trying to make a get away, even made someone drive off the side of a highway overpass

[withonion]

Last night I had a very funny/satisfying moment.

 

There were these two guys at the airport, they'd just stole a Titan, and went for a fly.

 

At the time I was playing with my new Entity, with Dukes of Hazard horn. (PS. Ramming people down just after sounding the horn is pretty entertaining...)

 

Anyway, the Titan decided to land and turn back inside the hangar. I thought it would be a good idea to get some speed, sound my horn, and ram straight into them. Killing the two, plus myself.

 

So, what makes this so fun? Number one. You get to hear the kids rage on microphone... And number two, when you ram into the plane and it explodes, it classes as them blowing you, and your car up. Leaving them with a nice 10k insurance fine.

 

Try it, you won't be disappointed.

 

 

Thats not trolling, that is griefing. Coll story though, might give it a go.

[Biohazard Abyss]

Ignition Bomb-rigged Hotknife.

[SOHC_VTEC]

Ethnic music ie mariachi bands, Asian rappers(the funny ones with the strong accents), really really hardcore underground rap battles ftw

[Lukezordz]

 

Last night I had a very funny/satisfying moment.

 

There were these two guys at the airport, they'd just stole a Titan, and went for a fly.

 

At the time I was playing with my new Entity, with Dukes of Hazard horn. (PS. Ramming people down just after sounding the horn is pretty entertaining...)

 

Anyway, the Titan decided to land and turn back inside the hangar. I thought it would be a good idea to get some speed, sound my horn, and ram straight into them. Killing the two, plus myself.

 

So, what makes this so fun? Number one. You get to hear the kids rage on microphone... And number two, when you ram into the plane and it explodes, it classes as them blowing you, and your car up. Leaving them with a nice 10k insurance fine.

 

Try it, you won't be disappointed.

 

 

Thats not trolling, that is griefing. Coll story though, might give it a go.

 

 

I wouldn't call it griefing. To me, greifing is going out of your way to ruin someone's game/fun over and over and over.

 

But hey, it's just one of those arguments. You say tomato, I also say tomato. But I pronounce it differently....

[SOHC_VTEC]

http://youtu.be/UER0kdrer00

For example

[SOHC_VTEC]

[HornyHabib]

I don't kill the player, I just repeatedly run them over so they can't get up. If you can hear them raging on the mic, it is hilarious.

[ThatRandomGuy42]

During races when there are tight narrow sections, like all the cars squished together. There is nothing more satisfying than being in the middle of the crowd, just as the barrier suddenly gets narrower, causing all the cars behind you to crash into each other, leaving you the sole survivor.

[Lukezordz]

I don't kill the player, I just repeatedly run them over so they can't get up. If you can hear them raging on the mic, it is hilarious.

 

[Epi]

place a sticky on their hood so they can see it while driving around and know... i can blow them up anytime i please

[blueeyes]

Rig a nice car with an ignition bomb. Find a victim with a mic. Drive to them and start shooting around him. When he kills you shout into the mic: "No my car! How do I put a lock on it? Please don't steal it, it cost me so much time." They'll steal it Worked every time so far.

 

Last night there was some guy who I killed a couple of times saying I suck and that he wante to do a 1v1 heli fight. Told him ok come to the airport, but I'll warn you I'm incredibly good and will shoot you down in one shot anyway. He started laughing at me. Make sure you get there first and put a sticky bomb on the other heli. Blow it up once you start fighting. He left after I did it three times shouting I was a hacker.

 

Sitting on the roof of an appartment with a bounty on your head is fun aswell. Just wait until they start calling you a pussy, go off the radar, jump down, kill them and let a mate kill you for money.

 

Put an Adder with an ignition bomb at the place where it spawns in story mode. So many new players were killed by this

[HiddenAnonyous]

Rig a nice car with an ignition bomb. Find a victim with a mic. Drive to them and start shooting around him. When he kills you shout into the mic: "No my car! How do I put a lock on it? Please don't steal it, it cost me so much time." They'll steal it Worked every time so far.

 

Last night there was some guy who I killed a couple of times saying I suck and that he wante to do a 1v1 heli fight. Told him ok come to the airport, but I'll warn you I'm incredibly good and will shoot you down in one shot anyway. He started laughing at me. Make sure you get there first and put a sticky bomb on the other heli. Blow it up once you start fighting. He left after I did it three times shouting I was a hacker.

 

Sitting on the roof of an appartment with a bounty on your head is fun aswell. Just wait until they start calling you a pussy, go off the radar, jump down, kill them and let a mate kill you for money.

 

Put an Adder with an ignition bomb at the place where it spawns in story mode. So many new players were killed by this

you have a beautiful mind <3

[Solo Wing Pixy]

Last night I had a very funny/satisfying moment.

 

There were these two guys at the airport, they'd just stole a Titan, and went for a fly.

 

At the time I was playing with my new Entity, with Dukes of Hazard horn. (PS. Ramming people down just after sounding the horn is pretty entertaining...)

 

Anyway, the Titan decided to land and turn back inside the hangar. I thought it would be a good idea to get some speed, sound my horn, and ram straight into them. Killing the two, plus myself.

 

So, what makes this so fun? Number one. You get to hear the kids rage on microphone... And number two, when you ram into the plane and it explodes, it classes as them blowing you, and your car up. Leaving them with a nice 10k insurance fine.

 

Try it, you won't be disappointed.

I did almost the exact thing you did lol, but this one with a jet fighter glitched into the garage.

 

I was quite suprised the kid that I killed like 100 times did not rage but he called me a hacker and an @sshole lol. 20 minutes later he had enough of it and screamed into the microphone I tagged his GT into my notes so I can follow to troll him later.

 

I'm sorry I broke the rules about what I would use the jet for but hey this is a kid I'm trolling

[EliteGamer]

I get a RiotVan, find somebody who's level 59 or under and then kill them 40 times in a row.

[Lukezordz]

I get a RiotVan, find somebody who's level 59 or under and then kill them 40 times in a row.

 

Is there any relevance to 59 or under?

[iamataff]

I let people steal/take my jet and when they take off, lock the doors. Or steal cars from the impound or mors insurance and leave them on the train track. You can also park them near some water and push them in with another car.

[KingMojo24]

I have a police riot in my garage. Have a friend set a 9k bounty on me and drive around populated areas.

 

Usually have at least 3-4 ppl chasing me around

[gnad]

Necessary tools:

 

Sniper Rifle

Sticky Bombs

Machine Gun

 

Buzzard

 

Find a nice building and snipe people as they go to LSC

[Killzone3265]

Necessary tools:

 

Sniper Rifle

Sticky Bombs

Machine Gun

 

Buzzard

 

Find a nice building and snipe people as they go to LSC

thats more of a dick thing than trolling

[Chillymostly]

i dont, im a grown a$$ man

[mupp3tz]

I usually don't troll but I had a fun night recently with some crew members. We would try and hijack personal vehicles without any hostility unless the other player(s) shot first. If they didn't shoot, then we would just keep spinning them out and, during that short break where they aren't moving, another crew member would jump out of our car and try to hop in as a passenger in the other car. It was a weird combination of car tag and rodeo.

[gnad]

 

Necessary tools:

 

Sniper Rifle

Sticky Bombs

Machine Gun

 

Buzzard

 

Find a nice building and snipe people as they go to LSC

thats more of a dick thing than trolling

 

 

Sure, when it comes to trolling I always pass the limit when I can