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I shot down an unarmed plane today. Honestly, I didn't mean to, I didn't even see him. I was flying my Buzzard around and the reticule went red so I instinctually pressed A. Of all the times to get a one rocket kill...

 

He left the session right after he died.

 

Really, I'm not that kind of player!

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I spawn-killed somebody with a Lazer. They blew me up with a tank and made me pay the claim, so he deserved it. Lmao

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spawn killed a noob like 40 times at the beach. that poor guy was level 4 and didn't have any ammo so he could only run... well he couldn't actually.

 

 

to be honest, I don't really regret it, it just makes me feel like a prick, which is what actually makes me happy in this game.

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I shot down an unarmed plane today. Honestly, I didn't mean to, I didn't even see him. I was flying my Buzzard around and the reticule went red so I instinctually pressed A. Of all the times to get a one rocket kill...

 

He left the session right after he died.

 

Really, I'm not that kind of player!

lol

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ThatRandomGuy42

I saw two guys have a gunfight in freeroam. Bored, I decide to drive to where they were to watch.

I accidentally run them both over.

Initially I thought it was funny...then they both came after me.

 

MFW:

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I saw two guys have a gunfight in freeroam. Bored, I decide to drive to where they were to watch.

I accidentally run them both over.

Initially I thought it was funny...then they both came after me.

 

MFW:

7f8.gif

lol roadkill

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I saw two guys have a gunfight in freeroam. Bored, I decide to drive to where they were to watch.

I accidentally run them both over.

Initially I thought it was funny...then they both came after me.

 

MFW:

7f8.gif

lol roadkill

 

Lol 2 weeks ago

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Itzik_Maflitzik

 

 

 

Spawn killed a noob 10 times at the airport with hvy sniper, god, please forgive me!!

*crys*

 

me and my crew spawn kill noobs that are annoying on the mic who sound young, best when they are out in desert and cant get away, then i turn my mic on and let my girlfriend talk sh*t to him

 

Your hand speaks?Mine does! :D

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Lol
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Warlordfrost

a level 7 got in my car when i was checking my stats, i drove him from the city all the way up to the nudest colony front gate, got out, kicked him from my car, then executed him and drove back home

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I was spinning one of those drink bottles attached to a string that you normally get at a most tourist shops. They look like this...

 

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Just spinning it around kind of the way you spin a skipping rope. Little did I know a 6 year old was approaching me from behind. He tapped me on the shoulder as my drink bottle came around and uppercut him under the chin. He fell over and cried in front of 60 or so people. Turns out he has autism and wanted to tell me he liked Spiderman as I was carrying my girlfriend's Spiderman backpack at the time.

 

Tl;Dr

 

Smashes a small disabled child who wanted to compliment my backpack in the face a with a bottle.

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Sir Michael

I brought in 5 fully-modified cars for my new character from SP. F*ck spending money. ;D

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ellenjanuary

...to the nudest colony

 

 

Is that more nude than the nuder colony? :p

 

I was on a rooftop looking around through my scope and I saw somebody get on the phone, so I shot him. Ring, ring... it's fifty cal calling...

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killed someone AFK... I mean, your an idiot for being AFK, but I still feel bad for racking up kills on you.

just too easy to pass up.

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I actually met someone nice in GTA Online and we always tried to break into the Military Base to get some Jets, we did it a few times successfully but he always blew up and left me behind in the Military Base. Good Times.

 

I also killed a few AFK Guys, just to get some kills, i'm a terrible Guy.

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A team deathmatch. For some reason my whole team left (all two of them). With 3 minutes to go I was winning 10-9. So I got in a car and drove to the top of the map.

 

Feel pretty bad about it. Going to sacrifice myself later.

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I killed a few guy running around spamming the minigun with Auto-shottie,one even took out a tank just to kill me.

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I was on the beach, when a girl with a girl GT (girlnamepink) passes by and gives me a "kiss". Flattered, I get in her black bentley. I send her a text : "nice car girl". She stops, and lets me try it. I get in, and at the first turn, I blow the car and both of us. Talk about a great first date :)

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So what have you done that you feel sorry about?

Nothing.

 

If you came within range of my Heavy Sniper and I was able to line you up and shoot you, that's your fault, not mine.

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I let Ellis die, and I could have saved his life.

 

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In all fairness, he deserved it John.

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