Confession time....

[StewNorth]

More player killing blah blah sorry blah.

 

Actually I'm not even sorry, my bad.

[sportbikepilot369]

I was spectating a low level noob. She was exploring the map and obeying all traffic laws. It struck me as a really silly thing to so. So I send a mugger...

 

I check back in and the poor girl can't figure out how to get her car out of impound. I felt bad so I went and got it out for her.

[Misanthrope Z]

killed a hooker right after someone honked for her

 

he was real angry after that so i offered him a blowjob

 

that didnt really help much

[Flūttershy]

I'm a strange guy online. If someone is driving around or pretty much anything else then I leave them be or try to be friendly, but if someone has the high priority vehicle then I always blow it up. I'm a dick like that.

 

Also, yesterday I started playing music into my mic (mostly Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.) People told me to "turn that sh*tty music off." I didn't feel bad at all for turning it up more after that. They should be punished for insulting those bands.

[Misanthrope Z]

I'm a strange guy online. If someone is driving around or pretty much anything else then I leave them be or try to be friendly, but if someone has the high priority vehicle then I always blow it up. I'm a dick like that.

 

Also, yesterday I started playing music into my mic (mostly Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.) People told me to "turn that sh*tty music off." I didn't feel bad at all for turning it up more after that. They should be punished for insulting those bands.

meanwhile people get all happy when some tasteless asshat starts micspammin lil wayne, or drowning pool or some other garbage

[FJack]

I killed a noob just driving slowly because I thought he was looking at me then i took his car to LSC. It wasnt his Pv but it had a bunch of mods so I assumed he was glitching and put an ignition bomb on it. When I got out of lsc he killed me then got in and BOOM...

 

I got a message a bit later in 3 parts. He told me he had just bought an apt and that car was the first one he chose to keep. He modified it and was heading back to his apt to get a free tracker because he only had enough money left for insurance.

 

I felt so bad I advised him to take any car he wants to keep to his garage first to get a tracker then quickly insure it, then mod it. After I actually found the same car and tried to find him but he told me he stopped playing online because other players were ruining the game on purpose.

 

I was just pissed at myself because i'm normally not that type of player.

[sexboxlive]

I got my sniper award from the outskirts of random players personal gunfights by using off the radar and a Pegassi Ruffian

 

Also AFKs and whoever else was minding their business that didn't see it coming

 

A few times I joined friends sessions just to intervene in their battles from a distance, and I always retreated after I shot their opponent

 

I never intended to do battle with anyone I sniped, you were just a number, I didn't look at your rank or your crew or your name

 

I never got the same victim twice or blew up their car afterwards or anything like that

 

I sleep fine

[horse1001]

Worst thing someone did to me... I only played the game a few times and went to collect my cars from Mors. The thing was a mess, all the tires were blown out and the body was mangled, I couldn't even make the car move. I honestly couldn't understand how Mors could give me a car in such poor condition.

[Wayne Daniels]

Forgive me op for I have sinned, I was in sandy shores and this guy was trying to escape the cops in his recently found and not insured Karis Sultan. The police killed him and while he re spawned, I stole the Sultan. It's now in my garage waiting for my friend so I can give it to her.

 

I did feel bad knowing how long it took me to find one, and how excited I was when I did.

Edited January 12, 2014 by gta_aus

[M1chaelB22]

I hand out fines to NPC's talking on their cellphone in public in front of my apartment. It's not a large fine just $12-$25, whatever they have on them. Just doing my part.

[Juanfartez]

Slept with your mom, now I'm itchy. Sorry bro.

[Misanthrope Z]

Slept with your mom, now I'm itchy. Sorry bro.

here bruh, have a pity laugh

[Biohazard Abyss]

I killed a noob just driving slowly because I thought he was looking at me then i took his car to LSC. It wasnt his Pv but it had a bunch of mods so I assumed he was glitching and put an ignition bomb on it. When I got out of lsc he killed me then got in and BOOM...

 

I got a message a bit later in 3 parts. He told me he had just bought an apt and that car was the first one he chose to keep. He modified it and was heading back to his apt to get a free tracker because he only had enough money left for insurance.

 

I felt so bad I advised him to take any car he wants to keep to his garage first to get a tracker then quickly insure it, then mod it. After I actually found the same car and tried to find him but he told me he stopped playing online because other players were ruining the game on purpose.

 

I was just pissed at myself because i'm normally not that type of player.

 

How do you sleep at night? :L

[Manic_Feer]

 

 

Spawn killed a noob 10 times at the airport with hvy sniper, god, please forgive me!!

*crys*

me and my crew spawn kill noobs that are annoying on the mic who sound young, best when they are out in desert and cant get away, then i turn my mic on and let my girlfriend talk sh*t to him

 

Your hand speaks?

 

Sign language...

[dirty Viking]

I'm a strange guy online. If someone is driving around or pretty much anything else then I leave them be or try to be friendly, but if someone has the high priority vehicle then I always blow it up. I'm a dick like that.

 

Also, yesterday I started playing music into my mic (mostly Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.) People told me to "turn that sh*tty music off." I didn't feel bad at all for turning it up more after that. They should be punished for insulting those bands.

Its not the music thats annoying, its the fact that I dont want to hear it thru a sh*tty headset mic, when Im trying to play a game. You should know that you are immediately and forever muted by me.

 

I have zero sympathy for anyone in this game. Not only do I not feel bad for ruining someones gaming experience, I quite enjoy it. If you dont like it, well, then learn to like it.

I play by the book, but do not discriminate in dealing grief and death to all.

[dirty Viking]

A few favorite things of mine to do:

 

Install ignition bomb. roll up on someone beeping the horn, wait till they get in, then get out. boom.

 

Sticky bomb on any car I steal at all times. Jihad if neccessary, if not, park it in a firefight while passive. wait... boom.

 

Pick up someone in a chopper fly into the ocean or a building. Boring, but f*ck you.

 

Pick someone up in a super. Speed out to Paleto bay. Change vehicle access to no one. speed off.

 

Pick someone up drive a few seconds, get out shoot them thru the glass, because f*ck you.

 

If I do a mission or survival, or if you seem like a cool person, I wont shoot you. If after a survival, you shoot me, I will follow you until you quit. I guarentee that I have more patience, and will outlast you.

 

Shopping for clothes? Ammo? Haircut?

f*ck you, I tank you, or block the door.

 

Zero f*cks, folks.

[DaTurdburgler]

I just sold a car to LSC, came out and a guy was just coming in the driveway with a Phoenix. I unloaded 1/2 a clip into his face, stole his car, and went and picked up a hooker. He caught up with me and saw me parked with the hooker in his car. He shot at me, the hooker jumped out and started running. Then I got out and started running. He auto-locked on the hooker by mistake and killed her just before I made it around the corner.

 

Then when he got in his car to drive away I killed him again.

[Tayman]

I killed a noob just driving slowly because I thought he was looking at me then i took his car to LSC. It wasnt his Pv but it had a bunch of mods so I assumed he was glitching and put an ignition bomb on it. When I got out of lsc he killed me then got in and BOOM...

 

I got a message a bit later in 3 parts. He told me he had just bought an apt and that car was the first one he chose to keep. He modified it and was heading back to his apt to get a free tracker because he only had enough money left for insurance.

 

I felt so bad I advised him to take any car he wants to keep to his garage first to get a tracker then quickly insure it, then mod it. After I actually found the same car and tried to find him but he told me he stopped playing online because other players were ruining the game on purpose.

 

I was just pissed at myself because i'm normally not that type of player.

lol damn I try not to target low level players if I can help it.

[Tayman]

A few favorite things of mine to do:

 

Install ignition bomb. roll up on someone beeping the horn, wait till they get in, then get out. boom.

 

Sticky bomb on any car I steal at all times. Jihad if neccessary, if not, park it in a firefight while passive. wait... boom.

 

Pick up someone in a chopper fly into the ocean or a building. Boring, but f*ck you.

 

Pick someone up in a super. Speed out to Paleto bay. Change vehicle access to no one. speed off.

 

Pick someone up drive a few seconds, get out shoot them thru the glass, because f*ck you.

 

If I do a mission or survival, or if you seem like a cool person, I wont shoot you. If after a survival, you shoot me, I will follow you until you quit. I guarentee that I have more patience, and will outlast you.

 

Shopping for clothes? Ammo? Haircut?

f*ck you, I tank you, or block the door.

 

Zero f*cks, folks.

Ignition bomb is always a guaranteed laugh. There is no reason for it to be online other than to troll people.

[Kracus]

I steal peoples cars when they're robbing stores with a cargobob and usually drop it in the water and they have to pay for the replacement.

 

 

Wait no I laugh the entire time I do this so I don't feel bad at all.

[dadebluntss]

Sometimes me and my friends like to sit in our houses watching players on the TV. We then all call Merryweather, Muggers, set bounties on the lowest level players.

 

Its fun to see them running around all crazy.

[s1ckmad3]

Slept with your mom, now I'm itchy. Sorry bro.

 

 

 

Spawn killed a noob 10 times at the airport with hvy sniper, god, please forgive me!!

*crys*

me and my crew spawn kill noobs that are annoying on the mic who sound young, best when they are out in desert and cant get away, then i turn my mic on and let my girlfriend talk sh*t to him

 

Your hand speaks?

 

Sign language...

 

braille

[Xavierr]

about to clear wave 10 survival. I'm the only one left alive and I go to kill the last three guys like it was nothing, in excitement i throw a sticky bomb on the ground in celebration and detonate it and kill myself, and we end up failing the survival. i left immediately.

[xInfamousRYANx]

I tried to give a level 5 a fully upgraded canis bodhi after sp-mp glitching it and insuring it it duplicated. one was mine and one had no tracker and insurance. I offered many times for them to take it but they wouldnt so I killed them over and over for not accepting my generosity

[ChillerVapes]

someone managed to get a bus filled with 8 players, including me.

i cooked a grenade while in the bus. lol

Wasn't a player called caycay or something was it? He loves being a bus driver pulling up at bus stops, picking people up etc. Quite funny for 10 min or so. I end up getting my cargo bob and picking him up only to throw him into the sea.

 

Still on my friends list lol

[Blasterman4EVER]

Long-term, I feel sorry about endlessly sniping losers out of tanks from rooftops.

 

Short-term, I feel sorry about my newly minted skill of quickly hijacking Lazers from the base and proceeding to cannon blast to smithereens those helpless rookies just cruising around in their cars.

 

Don't really have anything else to confess.

[WavyWeazel]

I sometimes wait outside of shops and kill players when they come out.

 

Yes it's a cowardly thing to do, but hey, gotta get that orange camo yo!

[NeilNATO]

I am also guilty of the ign bomb,

I remember once in the early days of gtao this low level was on the way to lsc in a bf injection,

i killed him and drive it into lsc and fitted the bomb, then drive out and passed him slow and got out and ran so he could kill me and claim his ride back.

 

All I can remember is hearing BOOM and seeing that I exploded him message while I was still watching the wasted animation.

 

He promptly left the session after, I felt bad for what I done as he was only a lvl 5 and I was lvl 70'ish so I joined his new session sent him a sorry message and modded him a new one as a good will gesture.

Edited January 31, 2014 by NeilNATO

[DavidMacPhee89]

The other day I saw some guys near Sandy Shores airfield on my TV, all part of the same biker crew and in battle with some other dudes.

 

Don't know why but I hate biker gangs in GTAO so I head over there with my heavy sniper and start killing them, blowing up their bikes etc. Eventually one of them asks in a really sad voice what they had done to deserve it. Still feel awful about it......

[RogueStatus]

about to clear wave 10 survival. I'm the only one left alive and I go to kill the last three guys like it was nothing, in excitement i throw a sticky bomb on the ground in celebration and detonate it and kill myself, and we end up failing the survival. i left immediately.

win!