Confession time....

[dannybohy]

I like to take a baseball to fat people and Hobo`s! They just piss me off, Whats wrong with me!?

Edited November 7, 2013 by dannybohy

[Biohazard Abyss]

Some guy killed me while on my Hot Rod ATV.

 

I kill him, and 6 other people in the process in blind rage.

[Alexinchains946]

I was sitting outside of Los Santos customs bored out my mind, when some noobie came flying through, heading towards LS customs, so while he was waiting for the garage door to open, I threw a sticky at him and blew him and his bike up. I felt so bad afterwards that I quit playing for the night and drank myself to sleep.

[Killzone3265]

someone managed to get a bus filled with 8 players, including me.

i cooked a grenade while in the bus. lol

[Alexinchains946]

someone managed to get a bus filled with 8 players, including me.

i cooked a grenade while in the bus. lol

I accidentally blew up a buddy along with myself. We were driving and I took out a grenade, intending on throwing it but I forgot to throw it and I forgot that they blow up after a few seconds so we were goners, along with his Feltzer(think thats what it was)

[DaCosta]

Spent another evening in the Vanilla Unicorn until I was thrown out at 3AM by some not-too-happy bouncers. Slept in the alley outside in a pool of my own vomit. Think I was robbed and judging by the throbbing pain, maybe something worse. There was matted blood on the sole of my boots. Sometimes I hate myself.

 

Is this the kind of thing I write here?

 

Some guy killed me while on my Hot Rod ATV.

 

I kill him, and 6 other people in the process in blind rage.

Wait - How many confessions have you got in this thread?

[CZuk]

Forgive me father for I have sinned

I own a chrome adder, and drive it daily

Rigged with sticky bombs, it's the perfect weapon

I drive up to people, and when they try to shoot me I suicide bomb them, the reations I get are priceless.

[Dasrouse]

I grieved a lvl 3 player. I wanna say it was justified when trying to help him he killed me. So not only I killed him, I hired mercenaries, I stickied his car, oh and I sent him a text "I was trying to be nice and help you make some money. Now your dead."

[Ryder_from_the_grave]

everytime i highlight a player that spawn kills me a couple times i reach the highlighted player and kill him only to find out it was the wrong person.i hate it when the highlight turns off and switches..

[Alexinchains946]

Sometimes I randomly and relentlessly target people and they have no idea why I'm going after them. Then I invite them to my house and have a couple of beers.

[Zepren]

No regrets, yo! sh*t happens, people die, you just gotta keep riding.

[Coranub]

Landed a learjet at the beach, oh the horror. Towels, bodies and blood everywhere

[rampage08]

a guy kill me and blew up my Dominator, in blind retaliation i proceed to do the same by killing him while he's in his dominator with my AP pistol. At least i thought it was him.....

[madwullie]

Must have punched my mechanic to death over 20 times, but I still giggle like a school girl every time.

 

Don't think it's ever going to get old.

[SprunkJunkie]

I confess to glitching enough money to buy a tank and a maverick, I also glitched a fighter jet into my garage, I don't feel too bad about it. If R* asked me to I would lose the jet. I also trolled a whole crew of guys, it sounded like 100 birds all chirping "die bitch". I laughed at their pathetic attempts at raising my anger with silly insults. I spawn killed a few idiots but only after they attacked me first. I love blowing up ugly ass chrome super cars, and I seem to be immune from bad sport.

[Ukasskickr]

I once paid a prostitute to let me drink the contents of all the condoms she had used that day..... Oh you mean in gta?? Oh nothing to report!

[BaldadigeAnton]

everytime i highlight a player that spawn kills me a couple times i reach the highlighted player and kill him only to find out it was the wrong person.i hate it when the highlight turns off and switches..

 

Yeah what the hell is going on with that highlighting!? I swear this game has so many broken functions, it gets annoying. Multiple times that I myself went killing the wrong person, only to see it on the kill that I killed the wrong person. Extremely annoying. Just as annoying as buying a Bullet proof vest at ammunation, and get it rendered totally useless because an NPC driver hits me with his car.

[GerardM]

Blew up someone in the Titan.

 

Had been playing around with the jet for about 30 minutes and had been happily flying around, not bothering anyone. Then someone else got the jet and attempted to blow me out the sky. We ended up in a dog fight over the military base and I locked on from a fair distance away and unleashed two missiles.

 

Unfortunately as I sped towards him I discovered it wasn't the other jet and someone who had managed to fly the Titan out of the base.

 

I felt so guilty as I saw the plane descend towards the ground.

Edited November 7, 2013 by GerardM

[Tayman]

someone managed to get a bus filled with 8 players, including me.

i cooked a grenade while in the bus. lol

rofl

[petraeus]

ill confess i camped 3 noobs lst night with my police transporter and got 1 of them kicked to bad sport since its my personal vehicle

 

feels good to be king

[Tayman]

 

everytime i highlight a player that spawn kills me a couple times i reach the highlighted player and kill him only to find out it was the wrong person.i hate it when the highlight turns off and switches..

 

Yeah what the hell is going on with that highlighting!? I swear this game has so many broken functions, it gets annoying. Multiple times that I myself went killing the wrong person, only to see it on the kill that I killed the wrong person. Extremely annoying. Just as annoying as buying a Bullet proof vest at ammunation, and get it rendered totally useless because an NPC driver hits me with his car.

 

I thought something was wrong with the highlighting system the other day..

[Tayman]

Blew up someone in the Titan.

 

Had been playing around with the jet for about 30 minutes and had been happily flying around, not bothering anyone. Then someone else got the jet and attempted to blow me out the sky. We ended up in a dog fight over the military base and I locked on from a fair distance away and unleashed two missiles.

 

Unfortunately as I sped towards him I discovered it wasn't the other jet and someone who had managed to fly the Titan out of the base.

 

I felt so guilty as I saw the plane descend towards the ground.

Im sure he saw you guys fighting in the air before taking off. His mistake! lol

[Tayman]

With allt he new patches and updates, you guys have any more stories to share?

[Jolly Swagman]

I saw a hot pink comet outside mors mutual yesterday. Had a shot at the tyres and what do you know they popped. Took all four out and went about my business.

My car was impounded a bit later on and guess which car was also in the impound: pink comet (it had blue rims too by the way). I helpfully adjusted the tyre pressure again.

 

Later saw it again being driven by old mate while he was being chased by cops. I did my civic duty and aided the police by again shooting out the offender's tyres.

 

Seriously who plays enough to unlock the hot pink paint job but doesn't buy bullet proof wheels? I don't think they even knew he/ she even knew they exist because they let me do it three times.

 

Nice thread OP

Edited December 16, 2013 by Jolly SWAGman

[beanzinapot]

I have a confession. Last night I was playing with some friends in freeroam, when a random popped up out of nowhere. He came to help us out with the cops, but I didn't want to take the chance so I shotgunned him down. He yelled out "Dude, what the f*ck!! I was helping you guys!" All I could say was "Sorry man. Stupid auto-aim went to you instead of the cops." Total bullsh*t, but he bought it.

[silentunion]

I sniped someone repeatedly from a rooftop.

 

I felt bad when I realised he was level 7.....

[Tritium]

I was playing the mission from Madrazo where you kill the gang and escort Juan to Madradzos place....

 

Everyone got into Juans car except me because Juan wouldn't let me in.

 

My friends started shooting my car as we were pulling out of the complex so I threw a sticky at them and Juan with the usual expectation that "if a player is in any vehicle you can't blow that vehicle up in a mission" and can only pop tyres.

 

Well I blew them all up in the car and of course killed Juan...

 

 

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I was playing Extradition solo and failed the first time because even after I called Lester to lose the cops, I shotgunned a cop out of despite and then got slaughtered just as I was getting away with the briefcase.

 

Then I replayed it and I got my buzzard from Sandy shores to blow up the plane and limousine, I then noticed two of my friends were spectating... When leaving the airstrip, I was blowing up the two lazers that spawn on the airstrip, I got too close to the last one and killed myself.

 

In rage I turned off my xbox at the failure screen and I quit playing for the whole day after that...

[sene]

i glitched millions of dollars but drive around in regular vehicles so people dont judge my obsession with fake money. i bought all the expensive clothes that i liked, but usually run around with no shirt in board shorts and boots. i hit a guy with a bat to death...took his money... then bought gta 5 with it. lets pretend i didnt confess that last part.

then you woke up

[G_Masta_Phunk]

Drove around with a guy who was in a rank with a bounty; killed people trying to kill him... He got in my car; I got out and killed him for the 1k. Felt so bad, I gave all the cash to him.

 

I did it to a guy for 9k but 1k lol tough choice.

[z0etr0pe]

i ran into a noob whose blip wasn't moving at all, so i had lester turn off my blip, snuck up on the noob and discovered him in some alley getting a blowjob from a hooker. i shotgunned him right before he climaxed, spared the hooker and took off.