Confession time....

[roiegat]

So I guess I might feel a little odd when I flow up the learjet and buzzard at shady airport. I usually stick bomb both and go hide in the rocks a ways off. When people jump in them I ignite them. I try not to do it often...but it's so much fun.

 

I guess I should feel bad about stealing someones tank and running him over...again and again. But it was kind of fun. It's in the end of this video:

 

 

[DillBagnr]

I put sticky bombs on Simeon's high priority vehicles for giggles.

[Reed304]

I saw a player with a 9k bounty on him. Swooped down with the chopper to help him escape. Took him to the top of a building and shot gunned him in the face.

Edited November 6, 2013 by Reed304

[LORD0fW4R187]

A lower level guy was getting a haircut. His car was parked outside. I shot all four tires out, then went down the street and waited for the hilarity to ensue. He gets in, and literally couldn't go anywhere. He just kept spinning circles. After giggling like a school girl for a while, I drove up, full expecting him to kill me, and let him drive my car. Instead he jumps in. I drove him to a buzzard and let him fly away.

[Coral_City]

I go on random killing sprees -- killing other players. I'll grief the crap out of them, because they can't do a damn thing about it. They usually get a kill or two in, but by then I'll leave the scene of the crime.

 

After setting a bounty on someone, if no one else has claimed it, I claim it myself. Then I reset the bounty on the person.

 

If I kill a person with a $9000 bounty, I split it depending on the effort (e.g. if I killed someone right outside their apartment, then 50/50; if you led me on a chase, 70/30)

[Coral_City]

99% of people in bad sports lobbies are ranked at least 50 and above so when some guy shot at me I started killing him. Again and again and again. Until I realised he was a level 3....

 

Only time I've ever felt bad in gta. ..

 

He was in the BS lobby for a reason.

[razorsharkhead]

I killed someone in their sultan as they were driving to the mod shop. I ended up making it my personal vehicle and turned it into a RS

[jdice1980]

Some friends and I were in an invite session doing missions and this noob kid got auto invited and it launched before I could kick him. I had a fully decked out Sabre that he was gushing over. He wanted in to go to the waypoint, but um no, "friends and crew" only. He caught up with us eventually. It was the mission where you take the big ass plane from the airport. I hopped in the smaller plane and flew off as escort. He was on mic "hey man can I dirve your Sabre..." over and over until one friend told him I didn't have a mic. I could have unlocked it an let his level 4 butt have some fun, but nah.

[vince91]

Some friends and I were in an invite session doing missions and this noob kid got auto invited and it launched before I could kick him. I had a fully decked out Sabre that he was gushing over. He wanted in to go to the waypoint, but um no, "friends and crew" only. He caught up with us eventually. It was the mission where you take the big ass plane from the airport. I hopped in the smaller plane and flew off as escort. He was on mic "hey man can I dirve your Sabre..." over and over until one friend told him I didn't have a mic. I could have unlocked it an let his level 4 butt have some fun, but nah.

 

that's harsh.. i hate it when people go 'oh no someone joined quick kick him' over the mic.. just set matchmaking to closed in the options dammit

[elmo87]

I spawned out of a race faster than others , and I poured gasoline all over this guys car and hid . When he spawned he didn't know and drove off in his car , I fired a couple of shots at him and his car burst in flames he jumped out of his car while it was rolling and he was on fire too. It was a very graphic scene.

[ashtreylil]

 

any time i get in a lobby where people are being annoying on the mic (usually little kids or trash talking thugs) i hunt them down to see what their screename is (via the little speaker icon over them when their talking) then i put a 9k bounty on them. if they have friends i call muggers and mercenaries on them and sometimes an airstrike. i also use tanks, helicopters, miniguns, and jets to repeatedly kill them until they leave or get quiet.

just hit start, go to online,go to players, and wait for the person to speak. You can tell who is talking without running up to them.

 

thx for the tip

[Dont Shoot]

I was doing a mission with a guy and i got in my personal vehicle and the doors were locked. he tried to open the door.. I went to my settings to change it but he tried a second time right before i finished. He didnt have a mic and shot my tires on his way get in his car for himself. So i had to drive my truck on 2 wheels to the mission spot. After we completed the mission I shot him in face with the shotgun. Then walked to his car and shot out all his tires and some windows. Then i drove a way a little and stopped my car planning to smoke. I see his dot coming towards me. I got out of my car and killed him again while he was trying to drive towards me with no tires. then killed him one more time for good measure. Pretty big over reaction for shooting out tires and i normally only mess with ppl who kill or try to kill me.

[EliteGamer]

Forgive me, for I have sinned.

 

I have killed many many many people.

Some who deserved it, some who did not.

Some who could defend themselves, some who could not.

Some who sought a fight, some who did not.

 

I have watched them struggle in vain, growing ever more desperate with each successive death.

I have seen them turn tail and run, only to get cut down all the same.

I have seen throw up the white flag of surrender, only to get slaughtered all the same.

I have watched them call their friends, just so they can die as well.

I have listened to their screams, and pictured the tears streaming down their face.

 

But my confession is not that I killed, it’s that enjoyed it.
So now this city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their hand-holding and cowardice will foam up about their waists and all the wannabes and casuals will look up and shout "You’re kind of a d*ck!"... and I'll whisper "I know."

 

 

Also I have a couple of Chrome cars for selling which are just offensively grotesque. We’re talking WEAPONIZED ugliness. A gross affront to both the senses and common decency.

[KingGladiator]

Someone was bragging about how they spent almost all their cash to buy an adder and mod it (was a really nasaly annoying little kid). So me and my four friends got tired and found him, killed him, and poured gasoline all over his car and used the turbo to light it up, anyway we parked our cars next to his (we had 4 entities) and the explosion caused by his adder blew up our cars. He had to pay 50K in insurance fees plus got bad sport.

[Tayman]

I saw a player with a 9k bounty on him. Swooped down with the chopper to help him escape. Took him to the top of a building and shot gunned him in the face.

That's a lot of effort for lawls. heh

[michael_1003]

Leaving LSC I got domed. Without paying attention to the name I ran back to find two people. the first one I shot I immediately heard over the Mic "Guys I just want to play!" in a legit 7-10 yr old boys voice. Normally I would just say sorry little man and leave him be but it was deja vu cause I just heard my 7 yr ol son say that over his Xbox. The feeling I felt like I was the ass hole I tell my son to ignore and not play with

[Tayman]

Leaving LSC I got domed. Without paying attention to the name I ran back to find two people. the first one I shot I immediately heard over the Mic "Guys I just want to play!" in a legit 7-10 yr old boys voice. Normally I would just say sorry little man and leave him be but it was deja vu cause I just heard my 7 yr ol son say that over his Xbox. The feeling I felt like I was the ass hole I tell my son to ignore and not play with

little kids shouldn't be playing this game to begin with

[Biohazard Abyss]

I ran over somebody with a Titan at full speed on a mountain, and got back into the air and flew away.

 

Not ashamed, it was awesome.

[Halver7]

A guy was AFK, I kept putting a bounty on him and melee killing him to boost up my platinum awards.

[RAS_ZeroZ]

I feel bad about this but it was funny at the moment. I was in a mission with a crew of italian players to steal a truck and bring it to Madrozas(sp?) hideout. I put a sticky bomb on it before anybody noticed and blew it up just before it was on the yellow marker. Everybody on the microphone went NUTZ but everybody seemed resign to restart the mission.

 

On the second restart I was the one driving and just as I was about to put it on the yellow marker I got out and destroyed the truck

 

I don't know what they were saying but they were livid. But they came back for a third try... it didn't end well

[Infinite2324]

I chased a guy down who had a bounty and also the car Simeon wants. I used a buzzard and was practicing really. He tried so hard, went off road swerving and all that. Guess his tires popped because he lost some speed. I missed a good amount of shots but then I lined him up pretty good and blew the car up. But.... His bounty was 1k. I felt awful but this is gta.

[HirsuteDave]

I RPG'd a friend of mine while he was flying a Titan around above me.

 

In my defence, the flaming wreckage moving through the sky looked awesome

[Nasir_Jones]

I felt guilty yesterday when my mechanic dropped off my Sanchez on the freeway, he got off and waved a cheery goodbye and walked straight in front of an 18 wheeler, there was a cloud of red mist and his twisted corpse landed about 50 ft away.. it goes in slow motion in my mind.. he was one of the good mechanics and I shall miss him, never let me down.. why oh why did I ask him to drop of my ride on the freeway?

I seriously lmao at this, holy sh*t my stomach xD

[Jedi Master Tom]

One time.... I noticed that some poor soul decided to go after a high end import motorcycle for Simeon. People who do that are just asking for trouble, but this time I decided to be a real dick about it. I rushed to the docks, planted a sticky bomb on the garage door, and checked the map to see where the import was. Rapidly heading in my direction, this guy worked fast.

 

He already had it resprayed and it didn't seem as if any other players where really trying to stop him. So I immediately call good ol' uncle Lester to remove me from the radar. I didn't want to spook the target, or have him try to be a tough guy by taking me on directly.

 

Just as soon as I pulled my car around the corner of some freight containers, the guy comes riding on the import bike up to Simeon's garage, exactly as planned. I detonated the bomb, killing the player and destroying the bike simultaneously. I drove off like a bat out of hell, and left that dude wondering what the hell just happened.

 

That was the one and only time I have gone out of my way to grief some one who didn't provoke me. He never even retaliated. I drove north of the docks, parked my car near some walls by a corner store for cover, and pulled out my weapon and waited for him to come seek his revenge. To my complete surprise, he drove right past me and that was the last time I saw him.

[Chocolate88]

I felt guilty yesterday when my mechanic dropped off my Sanchez on the freeway, he got off and waved a cheery goodbye and walked straight in front of an 18 wheeler, there was a cloud of red mist and his twisted corpse landed about 50 ft away.. it goes in slow motion in my mind.. he was one of the good mechanics and I shall miss him, never let me down.. why oh why did I ask him to drop of my ride on the freeway?

Best reply I've read yet. Except i wish I was the driver of the 18 wheeler and it was my horrible mechanic getting smeared across the grille.

[Nasir_Jones]

I dropped this guy off at the police impound to get his vehicle, he was a level 6. For some reason, some guy rolls up in a tank, not shooting at me and spawn killed the level 6 guy about 15 times, I couldn't do anything because I didn't have stickies or grenade launcher bullets so I just sat and watched. The guy messages me asking why I set him up to be killed by the tank and why I didn't help him and that I was mean. I said sorry and I volunteered to go help him rob stores for some cash but I pistol whipped him on accident while robbing the store and he left the session :c

Edited November 7, 2013 by XxGuapoBeanxX

[JayAshton]

I don't feel bad about anything I do. The point of the game is to kill and defeat.

[JayAshton]

And I especially like killing someone while they're in their personal vehicle and then shooting out all of their tires before they respawn. That's what they get for being in my world! lol

[HiddenAnonyous]

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

 

(clears throat) I stole a Lazer jet, avoided a missile, and had to evade 4 stars. I made it all the way to the airport before the stars cleared(don't fly low) as I approach the runway I see a player trying to take off in a Titan. Naturally, I shoot at him with the jet's missiles he explodes (lol) as a way to say sorry I land the jet on the runway so he could have it. Little did I know that he had a friend by devin weston's hanger in a helicopter who swoops down and picks him up and proceeds to land the heli on the jet, causing it to explode and then they fly off(i thought). When I finally get to the heli pads(ran from the far end of the runway) those same two players blow up the helicopter nearest me.

 

I run to a different helicopter that they didn't bother to blow up and decide to give chase when a notification pops on the screen that says (insert name here) collected Simeon's HPV. Knowing there's only one place to deliver it I head to the docks to plan my revenge >. I land my heli on the roof, throw sticky bombs on the ground in front of the garage, equip my grenade launcher, and go into the start menu. I saw that both players were in the car (yay 2 for 1) when they got close I called Lester to go off the radar and after a short while they pull in front of the garage I can't get a clear shot with my GL so boom goes the sticky bombs (good to have a backup). I then get a notification that players are trying to kick me and if i don't behave myself I'll be kicked.....WE WERE THE ONLY 3 PPL IN THE SESSION lol. They flew to sandy shores airfield and I pulled out my tank and blew up some cops.

[LuckyLuc]

A week ago, a low level kid who sounded about 12 attacked me. He killed me once since I always let people shoot first. He started talking sh*t in local, and I did nothing to provoke him. I then respawned and killed him again, and again, and again. He fled, I placed a bounty, and sent Merryweather after him until he left the lobby.

 

I sent him a message and asked him if he had enough, and his reply was "sorry".

 

I'm not sure why I had it out for him so bad but I do feel guilty.