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Death is too good for you and you deserve to live past the deaths of your closest friends and family as well as any children you may have.

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Death is too good for you and you deserve to live past the deaths of your closest friends and family as well as any children you may have.

 

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Yeah I had someone kill me as I left the one by down the drain today. I just killed him and his passanger from the bridge. Then walked over to the race, pressed host, then exit. car was sitting right next to me when I walked out. easiest way to get away from them.

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Death is too good for you and you deserve to live past the deaths of your closest friends and family as well as any children you may have.

woah... That's horrible smh
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Death is too good for you and you deserve to live past the deaths of your closest friends and family as well as any children you may have.

That seems slightly excessive... Like the guy who laughed in a creepily satisfying/happily accepting way when I told him my mother had died over 20 years ago during my birth when he was telling me how much sex he had with my mother last night, and I pointed out is necrophilia. To me, his voice sounded like he was so gratified with that fact, like he had won something. YES, Oh sooo good that your mother is dead! HAHAHAHA SO GOOOD!

 

Disclaimer: My mother isn't actually dead.

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I bought the big cargo truck from War stock just to block LSC :lol:

I have to admit, that's actually pretty damn funny.

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Why? So you can cheat and destabilize the in-game "economy"?

 

As you watch, I will rape and then castrate your mother. It (your mother is no longer a 'she,' given the lack of vulva meat) will then be dismembered and salted while still alive. After death, it (your mother) will be cooked; you'll be forced against your will as I feed you its gamey, salted, prolapsed asshole and make you drink the boiled blood of what you once called "Mommy" as a small child.

 

After that, I will rape you in the anus and go ass-to-mouth, forcing you to taste the juicy fecal gunk that, again, you once knew as your mother. You'll be eating Mommy, in the form of sh*t. Then I'll prolapse your ruined, slimy rectum and pierce it with a pointed, white hot branding iron. This is where your mother's raw vaginal meat will be stuffed.

 

For days, you'll be left with nothing to eat or drink -- just your thoughts, your disgusted, shocked and deeply depressed consciousness will ween in and out with the reminder that your own mother is not only dead, but buried in your shredded, throbbing colon.

 

When I return with video of your father's reaction to these events and subsequent death-by-shooting, I will f*cking feed you his boiled piss and leave you to decide whether or not to prolong your painful life with nothing but "Daddy's" hollow, bitter and bloodied bladder to eat.

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Why? So you can cheat and destabilize the in-game "economy"?

 

As you watch, I will rape and then castrate your mother. It (your mother is no longer a 'she,' given the lack of vulva meat) will then be dismembered and salted while still alive. After death, it (your mother) will be cooked; you'll be forced against your will as I feed you its gamey, salted, prolapsed asshole and make you drink the boiled blood of what you once called "Mommy" as a small child.

 

After that, I will rape you in the anus and go ass-to-mouth, forcing you to taste the juicy fecal gunk that, again, you once knew as your mother. You'll be eating Mommy, in the form of sh*t. Then I'll prolapse your ruined, slimy rectum and pierce it with a pointed, white hot branding iron. This is where your mother's raw vaginal meat will be stuffed.

 

For days, you'll be left with nothing to eat or drink -- just your thoughts, your disgusted, shocked and deeply depressed consciousness will ween in and out with the reminder that your own mother is not only dead, but buried in your shredded, throbbing colon.

 

When I return with video of your father's reaction to these events and subsequent death-by-shooting, I will f*cking feed you his boiled piss and leave you to decide whether or not to prolong your painful life with nothing but "Daddy's" hollow, bitter and bloodied bladder to eat.

 

 

 

You have issues man

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Why? So you can cheat and destabilize the in-game "economy"?

 

As you watch, I will rape and then castrate your mother. It (your mother is no longer a 'she,' given the lack of vulva meat) will then be dismembered and salted while still alive. After death, it (your mother) will be cooked; you'll be forced against your will as I feed you its gamey, salted, prolapsed asshole and make you drink the boiled blood of what you once called "Mommy" as a small child.

 

After that, I will rape you in the anus and go ass-to-mouth, forcing you to taste the juicy fecal gunk that, again, you once knew as your mother. You'll be eating Mommy, in the form of sh*t. Then I'll prolapse your ruined, slimy rectum and pierce it with a pointed, white hot branding iron. This is where your mother's raw vaginal meat will be stuffed.

 

For days, you'll be left with nothing to eat or drink -- just your thoughts, your disgusted, shocked and deeply depressed consciousness will ween in and out with the reminder that your own mother is not only dead, but buried in your shredded, throbbing colon.

 

When I return with video of your father's reaction to these events and subsequent death-by-shooting, I will f*cking feed you his boiled piss and leave you to decide whether or not to prolong your painful life with nothing but "Daddy's" hollow, bitter and bloodied bladder to eat.

 

No, I'd rather just apply upgrades to my Coquette. I was not aware that being attacked outside of LSC makes me a glitcher. I always thought that glitching makes you a glitcher. Edited by Entity9f
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mastershake616, I... I don't... I mean, you just... uhhh, see the... look, The Aristocrats is meant to be a joke, man.

 

You turned that beautiful thing into a death threat, and I just don't know if things can be the same between us now.

 

I'm going to need some time...

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Why? So you can cheat and destabilize the in-game "economy"?

 

As you watch, I will rape and then castrate your mother. It (your mother is no longer a 'she,' given the lack of vulva meat) will then be dismembered and salted while still alive. After death, it (your mother) will be cooked; you'll be forced against your will as I feed you its gamey, salted, prolapsed asshole and make you drink the boiled blood of what you once called "Mommy" as a small child.

 

After that, I will rape you in the anus and go ass-to-mouth, forcing you to taste the juicy fecal gunk that, again, you once knew as your mother. You'll be eating Mommy, in the form of sh*t. Then I'll prolapse your ruined, slimy rectum and pierce it with a pointed, white hot branding iron. This is where your mother's raw vaginal meat will be stuffed.

 

For days, you'll be left with nothing to eat or drink -- just your thoughts, your disgusted, shocked and deeply depressed consciousness will ween in and out with the reminder that your own mother is not only dead, but buried in your shredded, throbbing colon.

 

When I return with video of your father's reaction to these events and subsequent death-by-shooting, I will f*cking feed you his boiled piss and leave you to decide whether or not to prolong your painful life with nothing but "Daddy's" hollow, bitter and bloodied bladder to eat.

No, I'd rather just apply upgrades to my Coquette. I was not aware that being attacked outside of LSC makes me a glitcher. I always thought that glitching makes you a glitcher.

 

 

Ah, i see. Total misunderstanding, sir, I do apologize and agree with your initial statement.

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