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GTAO: Strip Club

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So while I was waiting out a bounty I went to a strip club and decided to get a lap dance it says to use your Mic and flirt with the dancer...

 

First thing that came to my mind is WTF?

 

The second thing I wonder how many 13 year olds were doing this and their mom's walked by and hearing the stripper saying "I'm so horny" and then the kid responds in what he thinks is flirting and his mom stands at the door wondering what he's were doing...

 

Next poster....Add to this..

 

Let's make it a mad lib thing

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She says, "No problem as long as I hear shooting, explosions and cries of agony in there. But talking dirty... no way, kid!!!! This game is a terrible influence on kids! Gimme that disc right now!!!"

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I heard a kid with a squeaky voice a couple of weeks ago enjoying a strip club online. I don't know if he knew the mic was on, because it sounded like he was getting off.. Like: "yeah baby, come on, yeah oh yeeah aaaah aaaaaaah".. It was kind of disturbing and I hope I'll never hear that again.

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I don't doubt it one bit...

 

When I was 13 porn wasn't that easily accessible we had to view it on a 56K Modem and it took an hour just to load one picture and then you'd have to hurry up and log off because you think you heard your mom coming downstairs or if you got lucky you could see a boob in the scrambled channel

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I am surprise there hasn't been anything on the news about how bad GTAV is. I remember when GTASA came out, media was all over the sex scene glitch with CJ and Denise to a point where Rockstar re-made the game. Now they show nipples instead of black X's and dick and balls.

 

How many youngsters have got into the strip joint and spent more time in there than anywhere else in the game lol Probably turn the game on JUST to see a lapdance to rub one out then get off.

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It's even more disturbing that my female character likes watching women dance. Fun.

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I don't doubt it one bit...

 

When I was 13 porn wasn't that easily accessible we had to view it on a 56K Modem and it took an hour just to load one picture and then you'd have to hurry up and log off because you think you heard your mom coming downstairs or if you got lucky you could see a boob in the scrambled channel

This is the generation I come from lol. Kazaa, ICQ, LimeWire, MSN, AIM, Net Zero lol... I remember leaving the computer on all night and half the day to download 3 minute videos.

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I don't doubt it one bit...

 

When I was 13 porn wasn't that easily accessible we had to view it on a 56K Modem and it took an hour just to load one picture and then you'd have to hurry up and log off because you think you heard your mom coming downstairs or if you got lucky you could see a boob in the scrambled channel

This is the generation I come from lol. Kazaa, ICQ, LimeWire, MSN, AIM, Net Zero lol... I remember leaving the computer on all night and half the day to download 3 minute videos.

 

 

Ah, the days...

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...when i were a lad if you wanted porn you had to walk for 5 miles alongside an active railway, dodging trains and debris thrown by passengers (who all knew what we kids were doing). then if you were lucky enough to find some intact and not utterly welded shut, you'd have to wrestle anything from vole to a badger for what they believed to be nesting material.

 

bruised, battered and often half frozen i'd then have to sneak my prize home without father seeing. for been a goodly christian man he would surely have killed me in my sleep.

 

"try telling that to the kids today and they won't believe you."

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Ai®a©ob®a

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Daaang look at what I started haha...

 

Trip down memory lane on how we used wait all night to view one picture now we can watch a whole porno on our cell phones...

 

I wonder if Larry Flynt ever though this is what it would come too

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The advantage of slow internet is that no matter how much is there, you're limited by speed.

These days, i have the speed but i'm limited on how much there is to see.

 

The cycle goes on..

 

(Advantage as in you don't use your monthly plan in a day like you would with fast speeds... You didn't have that ability when the speed was slow and therefore it would last a longer period of time.)

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Zroovy

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I can't understand why many parents have sexualphobia or pornphobia, they're just hypocrites

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marco-polo

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Telling your kids not to do something usually makes them do it when you're not around, it produces sneaky brats.

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I heard a kid with a squeaky voice a couple of weeks ago enjoying a strip club online. I don't know if he knew the mic was on, because it sounded like he was getting off.. Like: "yeah baby, come on, yeah oh yeeah aaaah aaaaaaah".. It was kind of disturbing and I hope I'll never hear that again.

 

LOL...That is disturbing! Squeeky kid voice, wacking it live on GTAO!

 

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Daaang look at what I started haha...

 

Trip down memory lane on how we used wait all night to view one picture now we can watch a whole porno on our cell phones...

 

I wonder if Larry Flynt ever though this is what it would come too

 

I remember the time when the computers didn't even have pictures....

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Daaang look at what I started haha...

 

Trip down memory lane on how we used wait all night to view one picture now we can watch a whole porno on our cell phones...

 

I wonder if Larry Flynt ever though this is what it would come too

 

I remember the time when the computers didn't even have pictures....

 

 

 

Daaang look at what I started haha...

 

Trip down memory lane on how we used wait all night to view one picture now we can watch a whole porno on our cell phones...

 

I wonder if Larry Flynt ever though this is what it would come too

 

I remember the time when the computers didn't even have pictures....

 

 

I remember when they first invented chocolate... sweet, sweet chocolate. :beerhat:

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I heard a kid with a squeaky voice a couple of weeks ago enjoying a strip club online. I don't know if he knew the mic was on, because it sounded like he was getting off.. Like: "yeah baby, come on, yeah oh yeeah aaaah aaaaaaah".. It was kind of disturbing and I hope I'll never hear that again.

 

LOL...That is disturbing! Squeeky kid voice, wacking it live on GTAO!

 

DrDetroit

 

I know right!

At first I thought he did it just to annoy people, but as the sounds became more and more "real", I realized that he actually didn't know that he's mic was on.

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I don't doubt it one bit...

 

When I was 13 porn wasn't that easily accessible we had to view it on a 56K Modem and it took an hour just to load one picture and then you'd have to hurry up and log off because you think you heard your mom coming downstairs or if you got lucky you could see a boob in the scrambled channel

This is the generation I come from lol. Kazaa, ICQ, LimeWire, MSN, AIM, Net Zero lol... I remember leaving the computer on all night and half the day to download 3 minute videos.

 

 

 

na I don't believe you. To me, you just seem like some casual who's first big game was V and who never did anything on the net besides facebook and twitter. I do think you're an adult, so I'll give you that but nothing more.

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I remember the time when the computers didn't even have pictures....

I was playing with MS-DOS as a kid on a monochrome monitor

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I remember playing Asteroids loaded off a floppy disk on a 256-grayscale Apple Mac II back when I was 2. My first video game. Sighhhh :) <3 Been gaming for 18 out of the 20 years of my life.

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The father walks by his son's bedroom and hears that ..... and opens the door and catches his 13 yo son masturbating .....

As the kid quickly tries to hide ... himself, the father yells: WT*? Is this a Video Game or a Porno Movie?

And then he tells his son: You know, if this game was available when I was younger, chances are ... you wouldn't've even being born!

Then he takes the console & the game and says: You're grounded and there's no way you'll be playing this game again, cause I'll be playing it from now on! ... and walks out of the room. :-/

 

What kind of a parent would buy such games for a 13 yo (or younger)?:-/

 

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What kind of a parent would buy such games for a 13 yo (or younger)?:-/

 

Ones who can't take responsibility for their actions and decide to blame developers of a game that's clearly marked for adults. If it's an adult game, why are your kids playing it? Bad parenting perhaps?

 

Parents like that piss me off.

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