GTA Online finally got fully boring for me today.

[Gasmasks]

I turn it on to play, light a nice bit fat spliff and prepare myself.

The loading screens carry on and then I'm finally as my online alter-ego sitting in my $400,000 apartment. I go down to my garage and think 'Which expensive or rare car shall I drive today?' Finally after making my choice, I call up various useless contacts trying to get the best LOW PAID mission there is to offer. Nothing good, let's try team/deathmatch. No, that's boring. Let's try survivals? No, I've completed all 6, and they are boring. Let's try parachuting? Yeah, that was fun for an hour. What else is there to do on GTA ONline? Oh, that's right. Absolutely nothing.

After the honeymoon period is over and I pulled my head from GTA ONline's arse, I quickly realised that the online portion of this game is actually a piece of sh*t and they may aswell have not bothered with it.

 

Promises of updates, promises of heists, promises that this would be an MMO.

 

These aren't promises, they are following a pattern and they have gone from being empty promises to down right lies. By the time this over-worked and underqualified games company drives out any more DLC, GTA Online will have passed away even further.

It had potential but they removed everything because they couldn't deal with the problems with the launch and they have no idea how to fix the bugs in the game, damn I am dissapointed at that one.

 

Well, nevermind. AC Black Flag is out, so I guess I'll go out and get that one tomorrow.

 

I have been bored of this game for about a week, realising that these stimlus packages were due here a month ago now? Maybe two weeks, something like that. But the point is, they still haven't released it.

 

Don't you find it funny though, how when a money glitch which will affect the sales of their gay little transactions they can fix it almost instantly? But when it comes to game-fixing and quality improving fixes they seem to be struggling?

Sounds like a lazy joke and a marketing scam to me, I'm sure they just want people to start saying 'D/W R* WE WILL PAI U IF U GET IT OUT FASTER'

Rockstars CEO's: *Eyes turn to dollar signs* 'f*ck yeah!'

*The DLC appears on PSN/XBL within 20 seconds for $20/£15*

[iSkreenLooker]

What will you do now!?

[Canucks555]

Sounds like you rushed your way through the game. That happens,

I play slower than old people F*k.

 

Still having a riot of a time with my two car garage

[interesting]

Time to sell your game. Sell the console too.

[KennethMBB]

I have it all and I still enjoy playing. I keep finding new things to do and also with friends.

[..GhosT]

Yes, the glitching and exploiting killed GTAO before it killed itself.

[dferg]

i agree with OP, in fact im glad i exploited millions to get where i am quicker.

could you imagine the disappointment of realising that you had wasted months of your life playing this sh*t before seeing the light, rather than just the couple of weeks that we have

[soldat89]

I think f*cking around in free mode is fun enough for me. Everything else just adds to the experience. Some ppl are hard to please I guess

 

there's always dlc btw

[GTAPhilly1]

I went out earlier and bought bf4 and wwe14 for the f*ck of it

 

I can upgrade to bf4 on Xbox 1 for 9.99 at GameStop

 

Only been playing wwe and it's funny

[dferg]

didnt read but i will post a reply.....what a set of cock munchers you lot are

[Canucks555]

i agree with OP, in fact im glad i exploited millions to get where i am quicker.

could you imagine the disappointment of realising that you had wasted months of your life playing this sh*t before seeing the light, rather than just the couple of weeks that we have

Not flaming you but...

what's the point of even wasting your time on this forum if you hate the game so much? We get that a lot here, people who hate the game but post all day on the forum . I'm just curious..Seriously what's the point?

 

Do you think you will some how enlighten us with your philosophies?

 

?

 

I'm not too big on COD, why the hell would I post on their forums?

 

lol

Edited November 1, 2013 by Canucks555

[Gasmasks]

i agree with OP, in fact im glad i exploited millions to get where i am quicker.

could you imagine the disappointment of realising that you had wasted months of your life playing this sh*t before seeing the light, rather than just the couple of weeks that we have

Apart from the fat with no friend trolls on this thread. It was intended to make a good point.

 

I actually did the opposite of you, and I'm gutted. I wish I had hacked and cheated. I did it the honest way and the game still sucks :S. I wouldn't feel so bad if I had cheated to get where I am, now I'm annoyed with myself for wasting so much time on this piece of sh*t :S. I'm doubtful that their sh*tty 'Beach bum pack' will make this poor excuse for a game any better. GTA 5's story was actually cut for this online mode, makes me resent GTA:O even more tbh.

 

 

I have it all and I still enjoy playing. I keep finding new things to do and also with friends.

Would you show me this 'new stuff' you discover? So far all I seem to discover is repetitive sh*t. Once people pull their head out of R*'s arse for a moment like I did, they will realise that GTA:O for what it actually is anyway, so it's all good.

On a side note: I still enjoy single player. Just online is NOTHING that they said it would be.

Edited November 1, 2013 by Gasmasks

[dferg]

 

i agree with OP, in fact im glad i exploited millions to get where i am quicker.

could you imagine the disappointment of realising that you had wasted months of your life playing this sh*t before seeing the light, rather than just the couple of weeks that we have

Not flaming you but...

what's the point of even wasting your time on this forum if you hate the game so much? We get that a lot here, I'm just curious..Seriously what's the point?

 

Do you think you will some how enlighten us with your philosophies?

 

?

 

i cant polish a turd so no i dont think i will enlighten you one iota

 

who said hate?

 

and are you playing the game with your left hand and posting on here with your right?

[soldat89]

I lost respect for OP for actually liking assassins creed

[NYC PATROL]

I have hours and hours put into online and still find it fun/new things to do. And heists and other activities aren't even released yet.

 

Guess it's like they say "One man's trash is another's treasure". Everyone's enjoyment bar is different.

Edited November 1, 2013 by NYC PATROL

[dferg]

opening the casino will get my pecker up for a week or 2

[Canucks555]

are you playing the game with your left hand and posting on here with your right?

 

I try keep the console turned off until after dinner, not much of a day player. Never have been.

[Gasmasks]

I lost respect for OP for actually liking assassins creed

I hated AC until the Black Flag one because it actually looks good.

Up until Brotherhood the series was good as well. Then it went stale and now it looks good again with the new release.

 

are you playing the game with your left hand and posting on here with your right?

 

 

I try keep the console turned off until after dinner, not much of a day player. Never have been.

No, I actually switched the game off when I realised that I'm simply just going through the motions of playing the game but am actually bored of it.

 

 

I have hours and hours put into online and still find it fun/new things to do. And heists and other activities aren't even released yet.

 

Guess it's like they say "One man's trash is another's treasure". Everyone's enjoyment bar is different.

These heists.. They were there at Launch, so there is no reason why they can't be put in now. They know they can fix the glitches, they just can't be bothered because it's not going to make them money.

Edited November 1, 2013 by Gasmasks

[Black Rabbit]

The games been out 31 days.....how often do you expect them to release new material?

How long was RDR online before they release DLC?

 

???

R* is dealing with trying to close the loopholes with the glitches and exploits and then they can focus on adding more content. The game has so much coded into it, it's got to be a real hassle to recode some things without breaking others.

 

"Underqualified game company"... Where do you even get that from?

Edited November 1, 2013 by Black Rabbit

[Areyousad]

 

Don't you find it funny though, how when a money glitch which will affect the sales of their gay little transactions they can fix it almost instantly

WTF LOL

[Gasmasks]

The games been out 31 days.....how often do you expect them to release new material?

How long was RDR online before they release DLC?

 

???

 

R* is dealing with trying to close the loopholes with the glitches and exploits and then they can focus on adding more content. The game has so much coded into it, it's got to be a real hassle to recode some things without breaking others.

 

"Underqualified game company"... Where do you even get that from?

RDR was good though, loads of stuff to do in it and endlessly interesting. This is far from the same game. I think underqualified game company was an aggressive flame aimed towards them, considering they still made GTA 5 and the other ones which are good.

All I'm getting at is GTA Online is nothing like they promised and it is a dissapointment that they should probably be ashamed of.

It's the same thing over and over with the promises of the opposite. Look at the missions they showed the Titan job was it? Look at what it showed pre-release and then actually play the mission, this is just one example of failure on their part.

[Keeper of the Light]

Fail

[thejack0ff]

I'm not that disappointed in the game. With my busy day, I play for 30 minutes a day (or every other day) and it's a blast! If you really get bored, just do what you would do in single player (you have the money, you can do whatever). Personally I'm going to work slowly until I get enough money for a nice garage and take a little break and play the game every now and then.

 

Once the content creator is out, I'm sure the game will be much better! Just don't loose hope and sell the game.

[Gasmasks]

Fail

Yes, playing this game without glitching and hacking has proved to be a huge fail and a waste of time on my part.

 

A few days ago I made a post on a glitchers and hackers topic. I retract that statement. In fact I think that if you aren't glitching and hacking in GTA Online you are wasting your time.

 

Take this in account as well. I didn't start off like 'meh' about GTA Online, I was overly hyped about all the things they promised and was upset with the launch day problems, suddenly something snapped in my head and made me think 'Actually, this game is really boring and quite frankly other than the way it looks, it is sh*t' I played legitimately and I enjoyed doing so. I may actually go on and get myself loads of money by glitching and see if that changes anything, if it doesn't then I'll take one of the posters advice on this and sell the game and the console lol.

 

 

I'm not that disappointed in the game. With my busy day, I play for 30 minutes a day (or every other day) and it's a blast! If you really get bored, just do what you would do in single player (you have the money, you can do whatever). Personally I'm going to work slowly until I get enough money for a nice garage and take a little break and play the game every now and then.

 

Once the content creator is out, I'm sure the game will be much better! Just don't loose hope and sell the game.

I really don't think any of that will be interesting enough to make this game do a 180 in my eyes.

Sure, I will have a whack at the DLC and try the new stuff but I'm pretty sure that after 1 week, 2 TOPS. It will just be 'Oh.. This mission again?.. great' like it is now.

 

But it sounds like you have less free time than me, I'm studying again and I've had a week off and been potless so I've just layed about smoking weed and playing games all day. I think that's where the difference lays.

Edited November 1, 2013 by Gasmasks

[DMC14]

Hi, I like frosted flakes

 

hi, im more of a coco pops man.

[dferg]

its been out for 31 days or whatever, but they have only had 5 f*ckin yrs to plan, develop and test and none of the thick c*nts could see the issues that some kids have found in days......so yes under-qualified sounds about right to me as well.

 

its not like stephen f*ckin hawkin ran some quantum physics analysis to figure the LSC glitch out.

Even after they patched the sell->pause-online store exploit, they didnt have the f*ckin brains to say hold on.....switch character might do the same shall we check....nah f*ck 'em

[Artful.]

You need to make your own fun in this game, you can't expect R* to do it all for you.

[Bubaroo]

 

Hi, I like frosted flakes

 

hi, im more of a coco pops man.

 

Frosted Mini-wheats.

[Canucks555]

its been out for 31 days or whatever, but they have only had 5 f*ckin yrs to plan, develop and test and none of the thick c*nts could see the issues that some kids have found in days......so yes under-qualified sounds about right to me as well.

 

its not like stephen f*ckin hawkin ran some quantum physics analysis to figure the LSC glitch out.

Even after they patched the sell->pause-online store exploit, they didnt have the f*ckin brains to say hold on.....switch character might do the same shall we check....nah f*ck 'em

 

OMG dude just stop your incessant mewlings. Clearly no one here gives a f*ck about your spoiled brat fuking garbage.

Hey attention whore, grow up. Get over it, and mostly f*ck off.

 

Whiniest f*cking baby I've ever read on this forum Congrats.

Edited November 1, 2013 by Canucks555

[AGiganticLlama]

I don't understand how GTA 4's multiplayer is "so fun" then people turn around and whine about GTA Online.