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GrandTheftBatman

Killing the Mechanic Appreciation Thread

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Jack0711

One time he came to deliver my car (I was waiting patiently on the side of the road, no guns or anything), and he suddenly drove off up the freeway and I spent 30 minutes in real time chasing him around the whole map.

 

I mutilated him.

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MyNameSucks

A little story that no one wants to read but I'll tell it anyway

>Found Oracle and modded it worth 200k
>Put it in garage
>I forgot to put insurance
>Go somewhere
>Want to use the Oracle
>Dial mechanic
>First he calls back and says "can't do it boss"
>Stupid f*cking dipsh*t
>Call again
>Finally arrives
>I get in the car too quickly
>HE drags me out
>Starts beating me
>I kill him
>Police nearby
>I get wanted and shot immidiately
>Car gets impounded
>I'm going to get it
>Guy with a tank kept killing me
>Find new session
>I thought "Wait, does the car get destroyed? Oh sh*t!"
>Joined new session
>Car destroyed and uninsured
f*cking mechanic for attacking me

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brooklyn718

How could yall kill "Johnny on the spot" like that? lol

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Mike Honcho

Any time he refuses to bring my car, and then I take literally one step, call him again, and it works...baton, jerry can, sticky bomb.

 

Last night my buddy wrecking balled my mechanic with a car hanging from a Cargobob. If only we had that DVR function the PS4 has.

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IOMDutch

THE MECHANIC!!! the reason I hate Channel X

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Tatsuko15

I used to be on pretty good terms with my mechanic, until a couple of days ago when I asked him to deliver my Sultan RS to Lago Zancudo after a race. A few seconds after I called him he spawned in a groove of the swamp (rather than the road next to me), the end of which was tilted upward creating a small natural ramp. The mechanic proceeded to speed down the path, go over the ramp and flip my car upside down. So I emptied a pistol clip into his chest in a rage:

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I thought I could simply destroy the RS and put in a claim. However, to add insult to injury, I later found out that I had somehow overlooked buying insurance for the car, so it was a total loss. Needless to say, I was furious with this guy...

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blackmyst

+1. Glad to see I'm not the only one who murders this c*nt every chance he gets. His failures have been astronomic when I needed him most.

Edited by blackmyst

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MAR10HD

Cant compete with DiveGummi's post but heres mine. 0_0.jpg

So many things wrong with the mechanic.

Spawning on a bridge above or below you

Spawning in the wrong lane ending up driving around the block

Cant get there boss in the city but instantly emerges from the swamp outside zancudo

This guy really does not earn his 50 dollars a day.

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