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GrandTheftBatman

Killing the Mechanic Appreciation Thread

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GrandTheftBatman

I hate the Mechanic. Post your pics of killing that dickhead.

 

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BoltActionAUT

Its funny when he delivers the vehicle and you drag him out lol

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ajma420

What the f*ck does he expect? HE KEEPS CHANGING MY RADIO TO CHANNEL X! I HATE THAT MF

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SeaJey

best is where he gets there, and obviously know's you're pissed off at him for failing to deliver car's even though he's said he will about 200 times, and he just gets back in the car/tries to fight back. he's such a bell end. and why is he a different guy every time.

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DillBagnr

and why is he a different guy every time.

Because you kill him.

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Canucks555

I'd post a pic but I've never seen him.

Called about 40 times, never, once, seen him.

not once

wtf

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mbhitman

I'd post a pic but I've never seen him.

Called about 40 times, never, once, seen him.

not once

wtf

That's strange. Are you always calling him from some distant remote location or something??

 

Stand in an actual road/highway and then dial him. That almost always works for me.

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Biohazard Abyss

Omg best thread ever.

 

Playing Sleeping Dogs right now though, lol but I'll be on GTAV later tonight, and so posting a pic. I like beating him with the hammer.

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Mercenary_H3dgehog

Everytime he says "Scratch was already there, right?" I carve him like a pumpkin.

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YOU HAD ONE JOB

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MantisFang

runs to maim mechanic..

 

he looks so precious taking that dirt nap!

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a bullet for every day of the week (twice for sunday)

 

amen

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vince91

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themaskedninja

Everytime he says "Scratch was already there, right?" I carve him like a pumpkin.

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YOU HAD ONE JOB

haha this made me laugh.

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Lazysunday88

You never go full retard.

He did. He gets a golf club to the back of the head EVERY time. No I mean it, idc what mission it is, if there are players shooting at me, or if I just spilled my drink on the floor. I murder him and for a short amount of time... my rage is sated.

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Gasmasks

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Ahahahaha! I knew there must be other people out there that enjoy killing NPC's/stuff and then setting fire to it!

Personally I love stabbing him to death, burning him, then stabbing him some more. I need a photo of him burning and burned with stab wounds in him though, not sure if I have one, or have forgotten that I have one. Either way I'm sure as sh*t doing it again.

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vince91

Ahahahaha! I knew there must be other people out there that enjoy killing NPC's/stuff and then setting fire to it!

Personally I love stabbing him to death, burning him, then stabbing him some more. I need a photo of him burning and burned with stab wounds in him though, not sure if I have one, or have forgotten that I have one. Either way I'm sure as sh*t doing it again.

 

 

 

are you this guy?

 

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iSkreenLooker

I treat my Mechanic like a princess so no.

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DaRkL3AD3R

I f*cking can't stand the mechanic. I sincerely hope they can patch this douche to function properly sometime in the near future.

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GTAfattyjuice

Heres the story, I politely call him and request my 9F. No problem he says...

 

He turns up quick enough, but he drives right past me and keeps going! So I chase this prick round the block. I manage to catch him up, drag him out. So he gets up and tries to pull me out the car just as im driving off, this rips the door off. That was the final f*cking straw. So I shot him in the face and down he went.

 

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GTAfattyjuice

If putting up with his bullsh*t service and unreliable deliveries wasnt enough, the prick leaves the same sh*t radio station on each time!

 

"hey that scratch was already there riiiight?" *BANG * SHOT IN THE FACE*

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OwensRacing

He puffs up or get lippy I drop him! Otherwise we cool. LoL

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LuXor14

Just a moment ago I had to call that little sh*t twice to get him to come, and when he eventually came to deliver my vehicle he made me run two blocks after him. Needless to say I thanked him with some bullets in his face.

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Biohazard Abyss

*Urp*

 

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Photographer: iEdwin

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Mercenary_H3dgehog

*Urp*

 

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Pfft. f*cking lightweight

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Biohazard Abyss

Pfft.

 

F*cking hater, haha!

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Futo

I've been giving him concussions for weeks now. He considers it a bonus. If I don't KO him, I don't feel good and neither does he.

 

Employee of the month.

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blk95ta

lately my mechanic has been bringing my car on the other side of the wall at LSC.... really? you know i'm at LSC but you bring it to the alley on the other side of hte wall and make me run down the alley and climb over it to get the car? i usually deck him if he does that sh*t.

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AlmightySo

everytime he delivers my vehicle i knock him out with one punch and then drive off. its very satisfying.

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DiveGummi

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