No fap, no shave November

[Mad_Maxine]

 

Im single.

I just realised I failed the challange too.

I blame it on my above statement.

Ummm, what? el oh el.

 

You think you failed because you're single? Just don't "toot your own horn" or shave any hair for a month, & you're good!

 

My sitch: My beard is getting slighty itchy, and I am starting to get pretty horny. I need to keep my hands from scratching my balls, that's for sure. If I get a slight boner, I just start singing Kenny Chesney songs. Makes the bad boner go right away.

 

I am reallllllly dedicated this year. I want a challenge in my life.

bad unfunny

I failed at no fap november. it was intended to be one of those unfunny puns that seem common nowdays.

 

Ok so fine I wont do anything bad with my own hands.. Now if you dont mind I need to uh. Go grocery shoppin.. Low on... vegtables... yeah. >.>

Edited November 4, 2013 by Mad_Maxine