whats your characters backstory?

[monkb4skunk]

There's some wicked storys in here people

Edited September 8, 2015 by monkb4skunk

[Cancerslug]

 

....Yous guys stories suck

What, are you pissy no one liked your story or discussed it?2 things:1. No one cares about your 733T free aim crap.2. How did he stab anyone with ground up rat tails?

You clearly didnt read.

[monkb4skunk]

Your mum didn't read

[Cancerslug]

So.

[Hybrid_Punk]

 

 

HOW in the world did you get these?! custom made yourself and print & scanned them??? because I WANT THIS IN REAL LIFE!

 

Yep, made the template in word. Typed up, printed them out m crumpled them and then scanned them back in . They are based on actual 1950s FBI style files

Ive got the template if you want them. The barcodes on the front actually work too

 

That is f*cking awesome!

[DarthBanana]

My character's just the one who cooperates with Cancerslug's character in killing all the other weaklings here.

[Cancerslug]

 

 

When she was six months pregnant his mom put a shotgun in her mouth and blew her own head off. The name's charlie by the way. He was raised in the mountains by his WW2 veteran father, who sexually abused him until he was 25 years old, despite having lost both legs and one arm in WW2, running through a landmine field, chasing who he believed to be adolf hitler. On charlies 25th birthday his father attempted to bend him over his knee and spank him, when charlie bludgeoned him to death with an old rotary phone. From that moment on, charlie would take on the life of an outlaw outlander.

Charlie was drafted into the marines during the vietnam war, where he slaughtered his entire platoon and went awol. Charlie served as a one-man army for the remainder of the war and continued to live in the vast cave systems of vietnam for many years until the north korean cartel put a hit on him for 15 million noodles after they discovered he attempted to assassinate kim jong il. During the time he lives in vietnam, charlie would transform into a cold-blooded, cyborg-like, free-aiming killing machine. After slaughtering a small army of mercenaries that failed to kill him while he was sleeping in a cave, he fled to to the baron mountainous regions of russia in an effort to lay low and start a new life making a living growing organic crack from seeds he obtained in vietnam. After the russian government found out charlie was in hiding in russia, they kidnapped him while he was taking a dump. They held him prisoner in an underground cloning facility and produced thousands of copies of him to make a secret species of genetically mutated freaks to deploy across the globe as part of their plan of world domination. The russians tortured charlie for nearly a decade, feeding him only boiled rat skin and dehydrated rat tails. He was fed one rat skin in the morning, peeled off the carcass in one whole piece, and a bowl of ground dehydrated rat tails and water at night. Sometimes instead of ground rat tails, they would give him a few whole dried tails. After nine years, charlie made his escape by brutally stabbing and killing dozens of facility staff and guards with a dehydrated rat tail.

 

I am sorry but I had to laugh. so pregnant women blowing their brains out is funny? Edited September 9, 2015 by Cancerslug

[Hybrid_Punk]

 

First Name: Mayson

Last Name: Ashwood

DoB: 7/7/1980

Hometown: San Fierro, SA.

Origin Story: Mayson grew up in San Fierro in a poverty stricken family. He never knew his father and was raised by a single mother who worked two jobs, rarely having time to spend with Mayson. With that being said, he ended up dropping out of high school and turning to a life of crime to try and support himself and his mother. Two years later, his mother was diagnosed with cancer and died six months after the diagnosis. Mayson then found himself in a deep pit of depression and despair with no one to turn to but his trusty .45. After struggling to cope with his mother's death for so long, he finally accepted reality and went to his mother's grave to say his final goodbyes. Realizing that the life he was living wouldn't get him anywhere, he attempted to go straight for about a year, yet he unfortunately fell into the wrong crowd again and ended up right where he started. At that point, Mayson realized that he was a criminal, and always would be, completely abandoning the idea of becoming a regular working class citizen. About a month later, his friend hit him up about a score he was thinking about taking at the Bank of San Andreas. Mayson was low on cash at the time and had no other plans so he decided to tag along as the getaway driver. Little did Mayson know that his, "friend", was actually being used as bait by the FIB to entrap and arrest Mayson. The entire job was a set-up and he ended up being sent to the San Fierro Correctional Facility. After serving 10 years in prison, he was finally released. It was now the year 2011, and Mayson had only one thing in mind. Finding the son of a bitch that set him up. After months of searching, Mayson found out that he was actually killed by the FIB after the operation as his uses for them had run out. While Mayson was satisfied, he was also upset that he wasn't the one to do it. Fast forward a year, and Mayson had heard about this website called Lifeinvader. Mayson decided to make an account and met this guy named Lamar. They quickly became friends after realizing that they both were in the criminal lifestyle. After a year of talking and getting to know each other, Mayson decided it was time to leave that hellhole called San Fierro and start over. Lamar was willing to give him a tour of the city and help him get set up which was an offer Mayson couldn't refuse. So, Mayson purchased a ticket to Los Santos and flew out the next week. That about wraps it up, folks. Lol.

Edited September 9, 2015 by TheRealCMPUNKFan

[BatmanFan4L]

 

First Name: Mayson

Last Name: Ashwood

DoB: 7/7/1980

Hometown: San Fierro, SA.

Origin Story: Mayson grew up in San Fierro in a poverty stricken family. He never knew his father and was raised by a single mother who worked two jobs, rarely having time to spend with Mayson. With that being said, he ended up dropping out of high school and turning to a life of crime to try and support himself and his mother. Two years later, his mother was diagnosed with cancer and died six months after the diagnosis. Mayson then found himself in a deep pit of depression and despair with no one to turn to but his trusty .45. After struggling to cope with his mother's death for so long, he finally accepted reality and went to his mother's grave to say his final goodbyes. Realizing that the life he was living wouldn't get him anywhere, he attempted to go straight for about a year, yet he unfortunately fell into the wrong crowd again and ended up right where he started. At that point, Mayson realized that he was a criminal, and always would be, completely abandoning the idea of becoming a regular working class citizen. About a month later, his friend hit him up about a score he was thinking about taking at the Bank of San Andreas. Mayson was low on cash at the time and had no other plans so he decided to tag along as the getaway driver. Little did Mayson know that his, "friend", was actually being used as bait by the FIB to entrap and arrest Mayson. The entire job was a set-up and he ended up being sent to the San Fierro Correctional Facility. After serving 10 years in prison, he was finally released. It was now the year 2011, and Mayson had only one thing in mind. Finding the son of a bitch that set him up. After months of searching, Mayson found out that he was actually killed by the FIB after the operation as his uses for them had run out. While Mayson was satisfied, he was also upset that he wasn't the one to do it. Fast forward a year, and Mayson had heard about this website called Lifeinvader. Mayson decided to make an account and met this guy named Lamar. They quickly became friends after realizing that they both were in the criminal lifestyle. After a year of talking and getting to know each other, Mayson decided it was time to leave that hellhole called San Fierro and start over. Lamar was willing to give him a tour of the city and help him get set up which was an offer Mayson couldn't refuse. So, Mayson purchased a ticket to Los Santos and flew out the next week. That about wraps it up, folks. Lol.

Sounds like a movie lol

[Hybrid_Punk]

 

 

First Name: Mayson

Last Name: Ashwood

DoB: 7/7/1980

Hometown: San Fierro, SA.

Origin Story: Mayson grew up in San Fierro in a poverty stricken family. He never knew his father and was raised by a single mother who worked two jobs, rarely having time to spend with Mayson. With that being said, he ended up dropping out of high school and turning to a life of crime to try and support himself and his mother. Two years later, his mother was diagnosed with cancer and died six months after the diagnosis. Mayson then found himself in a deep pit of depression and despair with no one to turn to but his trusty .45. After struggling to cope with his mother's death for so long, he finally accepted reality and went to his mother's grave to say his final goodbyes. Realizing that the life he was living wouldn't get him anywhere, he attempted to go straight for about a year, yet he unfortunately fell into the wrong crowd again and ended up right where he started. At that point, Mayson realized that he was a criminal, and always would be, completely abandoning the idea of becoming a regular working class citizen. About a month later, his friend hit him up about a score he was thinking about taking at the Bank of San Andreas. Mayson was low on cash at the time and had no other plans so he decided to tag along as the getaway driver. Little did Mayson know that his, "friend", was actually being used as bait by the FIB to entrap and arrest Mayson. The entire job was a set-up and he ended up being sent to the San Fierro Correctional Facility. After serving 10 years in prison, he was finally released. It was now the year 2011, and Mayson had only one thing in mind. Finding the son of a bitch that set him up. After months of searching, Mayson found out that he was actually killed by the FIB after the operation as his uses for them had run out. While Mayson was satisfied, he was also upset that he wasn't the one to do it. Fast forward a year, and Mayson had heard about this website called Lifeinvader. Mayson decided to make an account and met this guy named Lamar. They quickly became friends after realizing that they both were in the criminal lifestyle. After a year of talking and getting to know each other, Mayson decided it was time to leave that hellhole called San Fierro and start over. Lamar was willing to give him a tour of the city and help him get set up which was an offer Mayson couldn't refuse. So, Mayson purchased a ticket to Los Santos and flew out the next week. That about wraps it up, folks. Lol.

Sounds like a movie lol

 

Thanks.

[Cancerslug]

That was a weak ass story. A movie about my character would be badass. I can see it now. My character would be played by Arnold Schwarzenegger for sure

[Hybrid_Punk]

That was a weak ass story. A movie about my character would be badass. I can see it now. My character would be played by Arnold Schwarzenegger for sure

I hope you understand that you are one of the sh*ttiest trolls of all time. You make it so obvious.

[Cancerslug]

Who you callin a troll, you ol leprechaun lookin' mf. Im entitled to my own opinions.

Edited September 9, 2015 by Cancerslug

[KashKashMania]

So i have two characters, the first i've been playing with since day 1. The other, she's new, I only created her about a month ago, but she's leveling up quick and I had created another character before her who actually kinda plays into everything, but that comes later... Anyway...

 

 

 

So I named my first one after myself, sorta, Kash, and my second Gina. Kash came to America and Los Santos 2 years ago, he fled the UAE after leaving Russia just before he turned 20 after he spent most of his childhood being corrupted by organized crime and striving to make a better life for himself, his widowed mother, and younger brother. When Kash was about 17 he met Gina, your typical, cold blooded Russian woman. They were trying to pull the same sh*t scams and got into a little turn war, not even a war, some beef. After about a month of this beef over a stupid intersection Kash follows Gina home to find her living by herself, he watches her for some time and even decides to not show up to the intersection a couple days as a good will gesture. Quickly he learns that she's squatting in a condemned building and it's starting to cool down and he realizes she doesn't have anything to really keep her warm or even occupied, she's left alone with nothing but her thoughts and her knife. She spends some time practicing and she develops these highly developed skills. Kash begins to leave things in her apartment, he tucks them in so she doesn't notice so much. Gina begins to question her memory and she starts to feel like she's going crazy because she doesn't remember all these things but she can't think of anyone who'd leave them for her and she knows no one else is squatting around her, that's why she picked the building, well that and the fact she grew up on the same street, until a fire torched most of the block, ironic, a fire in the frozen state wasteland as Russia.

 

One night, Kash was out towards Gina's camp and since it had been snowing for quite some time and it was late he wanted to check on her. He had become fond of her, she had this air about her that intoxicated Kash. He found her asleep and shivering, wrapped up in some rags for blankets. He weighed his options and figured the best one would to be to drag in the rusted smoker he found behind the building, protruding from the waves of snow that now covered the ground, stretching for miles into the dark horizon and between the blackened buildings that slowly garnered white trims as the snow fell softly. He found a corner of Gina's apartment that hadn't been burnt too bad and pulled up some of the floor boards to put in the smoker to start a fire. Gina, of course, awoke, knife in hand, blanket wrapped around her, to the noise of breaking floorboards. Standing a couple feet from Kash, the knife shivering as her teeth rattled Kash just looks at her and gives a soft laugh, a huff really, and walks past her, she shuffles over to him and asks what he's doing, he tells her saving her ass from freezing to death. She stands over him, knife still drawn, as he arranges the boards and uses a scrap of paper in his pocket and lighter to start the fire. As the fire begins to grow Gina lowers her knife and eventually drops it to catch her blanket before it falls and Kash goes to find some more boards to use. They end up spending the night together in that burnt out apartment. Gina never tells him what happened to her family but Kash opens up to her, there's something about her. Eventually they both fall asleep and from then on they were inseparable and Kash doesn't let Gina stay in that apartment, instead he brings her home, his mother is bedridden with her new depression and his brother doesn't care. Together Gina and Kash work for themselves, trying to accomplish the same thing. Just after Kash turns 16 his mother dies. She spent her last days like the most of her days, in bed, not wanting to eat or move or think about life. Kash was left to raise his brother which is what he had been doing for some time now, but when he and Gina tried to con the guy who taught Kash how to work the streets and hustle Kash realizes that he needs to get his brother away from them before they even try it, because if they don't make it out alive his brother won't know where to go or what to do, or worse, they'll come after him. Kash and Gina take his brother to some family in Ukraine via the train where a cousin promised to keep him safe and off the streets.

 

When they got back to Russia they managed to do the job and got away with some serious cash, about a hundred grand, but everyone knew who did it and so they were forced to leave Russia. Gina said she knew someone who had moved to the UAE, Dubai and she suggested they try and find him and since they didn't have any other option they took everything they could carry and fled. Most of the trip was made at night, hiding in box cars and such out of fear, or it was on foot unless they could come across a bike or something to lift. Eventually they make it to Dubai only to find it's far from the glitz and glam that everyone makes it out to be and they find it rather hard to find Gina's contact. Eventually they find some people they believe to be talking about the same person and as it turns out Gina's contact was almost kidnapped in the middle of the night and from the sounds of it taken back to Russia. Gina shrugs it off as a shame but life must go on. Kash worries if Dubai is as safe as they think it is, are the Arabs going to hold off the Russians?

 

Since they don't have any other choice they found a place to crash and eventually were up their old tricks. they ended up having to pay off quite a few people along the way and were left with about half their money now, sure it seemed like a lot but both of them knew they couldn't live off of it for very long. Things were good for a while, but all good things come to an end. Kash had started working with some people who weren't much better than the ones they had scammed. Gina had been doing her own thing, working for a not so legit shopkeeper as a sort of security person. Kash had been trying to figure out a way to scam the scammers so he and Gina could get away, move to America as he had been talking to Lamar over LifeInvader. He didn't tell Gina about any of it in case she wanted in on it, it was going to be more of a present to her, a "I did this for us" thing.

 

Well Kash did manage to swipe some extra cash, but not enough for both him and Gina. When he got back to their apartment after everything happened he explained to her but then told her he didn't get enough cash to get them both out of the country, he knew the guys he robbed would be coming after him so he told her to take the cash and go, get a better life for herself. But she said no, that he needed to go to survive, she could take care of herself. Eventually he decided he'd go alone and then when he got there he'd save up every dollar he could and bring her over.

 

So about a year after Kash makes it to America he's there for a couple months and by now he's 23. By the time he makes it to Los Santos he and Gina had whittled through most of the money they had stolen and so he only had a few hundred bucks. About a year after grinding and stealing, he gets a call from his brother who tells him he has the chance to come to America and Kash is excited and he can't wait. He sets his brother up with Lamar who gets him some work and the brothers save up enough to get an apartment together and one day Kash hears about a gang shooting, supposedly over a vehicle repossession, a silver Baller to be exact. He doesn't think much about it until his brother doesn't come home and he can't get ahold of Simeon and so he goes to the morgue and finds his brother shot to death. Kash swears that he's going to work day and night to make it up to his brother, he's going to make something of himself and he's going to bring Gina over. He doesn't tell the morgue he knows who the kid is, and in fact tells no one about his brother's death. His brother didn't tell immigration about Kash and as far as they know Kash is just another immigrant. His brother's body is cremated at the request of Kash's cousin, the one who Kash asked to watch over his brother and the ashes were shipped back to Ukraine.

 

For the next year Kash grinded, stole, robbed, and cheated his way to the high life and the first chance he got he brought Gina over.

 

Gina did the same thing as Kash, eventually she bought her own place but she ended up spending most of her time at Kash's. She bought her own clothes, her own cars, her own things. She did her own dirty work, and she works everyday to instill a reputation of cold-hearted, do whatever it takes to survive woman. She made her own name for herself, she wanted to make that clear to everyone, including Kash. And now the both of them of have amassed a large sum of money, 6 luxury condos, and over 60 of their own cars, not to mention the small gun collections that could arm a decent sized militia, if not a small country's army.

 

 

 

Sorry if it's on the long side and i guess i need some pictures, maybe i'll get to those.

[Hybrid_Punk]

Who you callin a troll, you ol' leprechaun lookin' mf. Im entitled to my own opinions.

Shut up and go back under your bridge, troll.

[_PANiC_]

 

 

 

HOW in the world did you get these?! custom made yourself and print & scanned them??? because I WANT THIS IN REAL LIFE!

 

Yep, made the template in word. Typed up, printed them out m crumpled them and then scanned them back in . They are based on actual 1950s FBI style files

Ive got the template if you want them. The barcodes on the front actually work too

 

That is f*cking awesome!

 

Cheers, thats a pretty old file now!. Ive recently updated it and used artistic licence to adjust it a little

Anyone wants the word templates just PM your email.

[Hybrid_Punk]

 

 

 

 

HOW in the world did you get these?! custom made yourself and print & scanned them??? because I WANT THIS IN REAL LIFE!

 

Yep, made the template in word. Typed up, printed them out m crumpled them and then scanned them back in . They are based on actual 1950s FBI style files

Ive got the template if you want them. The barcodes on the front actually work too

 

That is f*cking awesome!

 

Cheers, thats a pretty old file now!. Ive recently updated it and used artistic licence to adjust it a little

Anyone wants the word templates just PM your email.

 

I would but I use a Chromebook which is like a laptop stripped of all the features a regular laptop should have. Lol.

[CrysisAverted]

Hes a Syrian Refugee, but hes like from America... He's here to loiter and collect welfare checks, but mostly commit crimes.

[slimeball supreme]

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Edited March 9, 2018 by slimeball supreme

[Hybrid_Punk]

 

 

 

 

Name: Abbot Cohen

 

Status: Alive

 

Age: 25

 

Sex: Male

 

Ethnicity: Caucasian

 

Nationality: American

 

Family: Elderly Parents in Castle Gardens, Brother in Las Venturas

 

Occupation: ???

 

Date and Place of Birth: 24th of May 1990, City Hall Hospital

 

Residence: Lancet/Cable Car Condos, Lancet, Algonquin - previously the Apartment Block, Rotterdam Hill, Broker

 

Favorite weapon: Box Cutter, Knife, Combat Pistol, SMG, AK47

 

Least favorite weapon: Anything else really

 

Favourite mode of transport: Subway, Walking

 

Least favourite mode of transport: Bus

 

Hobbies: Gaming, walking, odd jobs

 

Favourite part(s) of Liberty City: Algonquin in general, Broker

 

Favourite hangouts: Drusilla's, own Apartment, Grand Easton Station, Middle Park

 

Usually seen: Lancet, Middle Park East, Middle Park West, Hatton Gardens, Star Junction, Rotterdam Hills, Little Italy, Subways

 

Never Seen: Anywhere in Alderney (Guernsey Goombas)

 

Favourite Activities: A play on his TouchPlay 3, Darts, Bowling

 

Least favourite activities: Strip Clubs

 

Vehicles: Dark Grey Annis Pinnacle, Black Stallion - Dark Blue Carbonizzare, Blue Turismo, White Windsor

 

Favorite radio station(s): Radio Broker, LRR, JNR

 

Criminal Record:

 

N/A (evaded for long time, even while doing illegal activities. Claims to be 'careful'.)

 

Notes:

- Rumored to have had ties with the now dissolved Petrovic mafiya

- Also rumoured to be involved with the death of Kenny Petrovic, and dissolution of the Petrovic Mafiya

- Brother has stakes in a Finnish sports themed casino in Las Venturas

- Recently had $10,000,000 legitimate put on his Lombank account, no suspicions have arrived from Lombank officials or the IRS

 

***

Abbot Cohen was born to a wealthy family, the eldest son of two brothers. At a young age, he showed great academic achievement, so much so this allowed him to get a scholarship at Vespucci University. Unfortunately, his brother did the opposite and after high school, fled Liberty City for unknown reasons. Meanwhile, after graduating with a major in Computer Programming, started his own minor company in his apartment. In late 2014, Abbot's past came back to haunt him after his brother, Achban, came back to LC to 'settle scores'. Again, this led to Achban indebting himself to the Petrovic Mafiya, forcing Abbot to help with their dirty deeds. This led to Abbot doing an assortment of dirty work, like carjackings and store robberies, in turn for payment and the assurance of his brother's safety. After a few weeks, Petrovic decided to talk to him in person - giving him an initiation of loyalty and trust to the Mafiya: killing a cop. Wracked with guilt from the murder, something he was never forced to do before, Abbot busted into their Broker base and killed everyone inside in a fit of guilt - including Petrovic. After shooting up their warehouse, Abbot came across a stolen and repainted armoured car... filled with around 10 million in cash. After taking the money, Abbot wanted a way to transfer the money into his account, forcing him to come to Los Santos and find nefarious hacker Lester Crest, who promised to transfer the money in return for criminal favours at a higher tier.

 

Right now, Abbot is relaxing in his condo with the $10,000,000 processed into his account. He has told Achban to f*ck off, made Lester promise to never contact him or monitor him again, and used his newfound wealth to purchase super cars and a place to store them rent free back in Liberty. Now all he has to do his wait for his friend from NG Airlines to process an inconspicuous way to transport his cars and get him back to LC.

 

That wasn't terrible, was it?

 

"He has told Achban to f*ck off" I don't know why but every time I read that line, I start cracking up. Great story.

[slimeball supreme]

Well it was the smart thing to do.

[Arachne]

Damn,Cancerslug is MLG as f*ck.He wants to rekt us 4 useng auto aim and n0t readin hes estuari

Edited September 9, 2015 by Arachne

[slimeball supreme]

Damn,Cancerslug is MLG as f*ck.He wants to rekt us 4 useng auto aim and n0t readin hes estuari

 

You know he's badass when he was somehow born after his mother died.

[Hybrid_Punk]

Damn,Cancerslug is MLG as f*ck.He wants to rekt us 4 useng auto aim and n0t readin hes estuari

Lel we r not mlg enuf 4 him.

[BoxiestSumo]

Unknown Criminal a.k. as Ape Man

Extremely dangerous, always wears an ape mask. Hates people who smoke or continuosly chat with the IFruit phone. Good tennis player. Excellent melee fighter. May become aggressive when looked at. Obsessed with protecting innocent people from gangsters. Street races ambusher. Took part in the 2015 Vagos shootout. Good driving skills.

Main vehicle beater Declasse Tornado. Other: green Bagger.

First appeared in Los Santos in 2013. No known affiliations currently.

Location/base of operations: unknown, possibly Sandy Shores.

Last seen in Del Perro, August 2015

[Cancerslug]

 

Damn,Cancerslug is MLG as f*ck.He wants to rekt us 4 useng auto aim and n0t readin hes estuari

 

Lel we r not mlg enuf 4 him.

You guys are just jealous. And yes my character was born 3 months prematurely. His mother bodied herself with the shottie.

[Arachne]

 

You guys are just jealous.

 

 

We're not jealous with your story,bro.Your story is unique,i like it

 

We are just mocking you because of your status as an "edgy and professional" player.

[Hybrid_Punk]

 

 

Damn,Cancerslug is MLG as f*ck.He wants to rekt us 4 useng auto aim and n0t readin hes estuari

Lel we r not mlg enuf 4 him.

You guys are just jealous. And yes my character was born 3 months prematurely. His mother bodied herself with the shottie.

 

 

 

 

Damn,Cancerslug is MLG as f*ck.He wants to rekt us 4 useng auto aim and n0t readin hes estuari

Lel we r not mlg enuf 4 him.

You guys are just jealous. And yes my character was born 3 months prematurely. His mother bodied herself with the shottie.

 

Nobody is jealous of you, troll.

[Claptrap NL]

There's some wicked storys in here people

A mix of fantasy and what people actually want in real life?

[Cancerslug]

Im still working on it

Edited September 10, 2015 by Cancerslug