The Create a Douche System

[GTALegion]

Is it just me, or is it nearly impossible to create a character that doesn't look like a douche?

I mean, I don't, of course. But most do.



Ok, even I look a bit douche-y.

But seriously, the only character I've ever looked at and not gone "Douche" in my head immediately is one guy who was bald, scruffy, and wearing what looked like an orange prison jumpsuit.

Am I too judgemental of these avatars? Is this just me?

[vikdoom]

The backwards hair and goatee dont help you

 

No diss meant, just that change his hair at least if you want him to look less douchey

Edited October 26, 2013 by vikdoom

[cfrostyscriv]

eye of the beholder comes to mind.

[Jvalor]

My character looks more 'trailer trash' than 'douchey'. But I also don't give him a faux hawk and wigger clothes like almost every other dude I see online.

[GTALegion]

My character looks more 'trailer trash' than 'douchey'. But I also don't give him a faux hawk and wigger clothes like almost every other dude I see online.

i know what you mean. Most people I see are those or are shirtless with those short shorts on, a fauxhawk and hipster glasses.

 

And don't even get me started on fedoras.

Edited October 26, 2013 by GTALegion

[bensons]

The best I could come up with. Going for the Val kilmer in Heat look including ponytail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[philthethrill81]

The best I could come up with. Going for the Val kilmer in Heat look including ponytail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's definite douchery

[bensons]

 

The best I could come up with. Going for the Val kilmer in Heat look including ponytail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's definite douchery

 

No this is epicness, I bet you have a female toon.

[FallingSanity]

The character creation is a little absurd in what it produces (coz GTA NPCs have never looked good), but it's a lovely feature. I think the addition of more haircuts would be helpful, some sorta comedic haircuts and moustaches. And perhaps making our characters not always look pissed off.

I ended up using my John Marston dad to try and look a little better, and I don't think I look too bad to be frank, but still...

 

I don't know why they don't have the current system, but allow us to simply use the produced face as a basis, which we can then modify.

Edited October 26, 2013 by FallingSanity

[GTALegion]

 

 

The best I could come up with. Going for the Val kilmer in Heat look including ponytail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's definite douchery

 

No this is epicness, I bet you have a female toon.

 

Yeah, bro... that guy looks a little douchey, no offense.

 

 

The character creation is a little absurd in what it produces (coz GTA NPCs have never looked good), but it's a lovely feature. I think the addition of more haircuts would be helpful, some sorta comedic haircuts and moustaches. And perhaps making our characters not always look pissed off.

 

I ended up using my John Marston dad to try and look a little better, and I don't think I look too bad to be frank, but still...

 

 

I don't know why they don't have the current system, but allow us to simply use the produced face as a basis, which we can then modify.

Agreed. Although you really see John Marston in your face. I picked him as well and, well... I guess I kinda sorta favor him.... in the right light.

[FallingSanity]

 

 

 

The best I could come up with. Going for the Val kilmer in Heat look including ponytail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's definite douchery

 

No this is epicness, I bet you have a female toon.

 

Yeah, bro... that guy looks a little douchey, no offense.

 

 

The character creation is a little absurd in what it produces (coz GTA NPCs have never looked good), but it's a lovely feature. I think the addition of more haircuts would be helpful, some sorta comedic haircuts and moustaches. And perhaps making our characters not always look pissed off.

 

I ended up using my John Marston dad to try and look a little better, and I don't think I look too bad to be frank, but still...

 

 

I don't know why they don't have the current system, but allow us to simply use the produced face as a basis, which we can then modify.

Agreed. Although you really see John Marston in your face. I picked him as well and, well... I guess I kinda sorta favor him.... in the right light.

 

Yeah, when you see other players faces you can tell when they had Marston as their dad. Interestingly, I've not been able to discern the Niko/Claude/CJ children at all. I kinda wish I'd had them as choices now.

[bensons]

They all look the same, create a skinny crackhead system.

Edited October 26, 2013 by bensons

[philthethrill81]

 

 

The best I could come up with. Going for the Val kilmer in Heat look including ponytail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's definite douchery

 

No this is epicness, I bet you have a female toon.

 

no sir i do not

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/career/overview/gtaonline

 

and it's my opinion that your character looks like a douche.

does that offend you?

Edited October 26, 2013 by philthethrill81

[Biohazard Abyss]

My 2nd character is male, and looks SO douchey

 

Who knew Claude's son is such a douchebag.

 

[AscendantWyvern]

Anything with the Male ponytail instantly looks like a douchebag...it's an insult to men with long hair.

[Timpey]

Whats with everyone also using blonde dreads. Looks horrific. Worse than a chrome adder imo

[erbalist]

My dude looks more like a crackhead than a Douche. I mean th first 4 i created looked really good but wouldn't it just be right that the one i said "I couldn't gove a f*ck just let me play the f*cking game" was the one that i'm stuck with. Face scars, sunken eyes and a crackhead jawline, honestly if i don't wear shades npc's run away from me

[Marcus-F1]

 

Not really a douche, but he has an awkward smile though

[GTALegion]

 

Not really a douche, but he has an awkward smile though

Yeah, seriously, no offense, but that guy is just screaming "douche".

 

I think it's the sunglasses and neat hair. I dunno.

 

Again, no offense.

 

EDIT: He looks like the kind of guy your mom would date after the divorce, and treat you like sh*t.

Edited November 6, 2013 by GTALegion

[Pinnkiepie]

[Marcus-F1]

 

 

Not really a douche, but he has an awkward smile though

Yeah, seriously, no offense, but that guy is just screaming "douche".

 

I think it's the sunglasses and neat hair. I dunno.

 

Again, no offense.

 

EDIT: He looks like the kind of guy your mom would date after the divorce, and treat you like sh*t.

 

I've got a point and none taken btw

 

I think this is less douchy, haha

 

 

But those aren't supposed to be sunglasses, but for some reason they shine more than a Chrome Adder If you look inside the helmet I wear them here too and now they look like real glasses...

Edited November 6, 2013 by Marcus-F1

[GTALegion]

 

 

 

Not really a douche, but he has an awkward smile though

Yeah, seriously, no offense, but that guy is just screaming "douche".

 

I think it's the sunglasses and neat hair. I dunno.

 

Again, no offense.

 

EDIT: He looks like the kind of guy your mom would date after the divorce, and treat you like sh*t.

 

I've got a point and none taken btw

 

I think this is less douchy, haha

 

 

Right on. Now he looks like a cool-step dad who would ride you on his motorcycle to school to impress your friends.

[Relax_and_Get_High]

Defitinely not a douche I'm just an average joe who looks like Sawyer from Lost.

[GTALegion]

Defitinely not a douche I'm just an average joe who looks like Sawyer from Lost.

Hahaha, he does. Kind of also looks like a date rapist. No offense. lol

[Relax_and_Get_High]

 

Defitinely not a douche I'm just an average joe who looks like Sawyer from Lost.

 

Hahaha, he does. Kind of also looks like a date rapist. No offense. lolits what I was going for non taken

[Biohazard Abyss]

Defitinely not a douche I'm just an average joe who looks like Sawyer from Lost.

 

Beyond douchebag, lol the hair doesn't help especially.

Edited November 6, 2013 by Biohazard Abyss

[Flexx]

Is it just me, or is it nearly impossible to create a character that doesn't look like a douche?

 

I mean, I don't, of course.

 

 

This a joke. I just know it is.

 

Defitinely not a douche I'm just an average joe who looks like Sawyer from Lost.

Never watched an episode of Lost, but if Sawyer is a female to male transgender; I'd say you're right on the money

Edited November 6, 2013 by Flexx

[GTALegion]

 

Is it just me, or is it nearly impossible to create a character that doesn't look like a douche?

 

I mean, I don't, of course.

 

 

This a joke. I just know it is.

 

It is. You can see just under there where I admit my guy look spretty douche-y. lol