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GTA Relationships?

iPone

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iPone

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Someone added me earlier, with a message saying 'I seen your posts online'. I only use this forum so it's someone from here. I accepted then the next message was, 'will you date me'?

 

LOL

 

Are you on PSN?

 

 

:^:

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Someone added me earlier, with a message saying 'I seen your posts online'. I only use this forum so it's someone from here. I accepted then the next message was, 'will you date me'?

 

LOL

Lmao...

 

Well, what did you say?!

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GTALegion

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Someone added me earlier, with a message saying 'I seen your posts online'. I only use this forum so it's someone from here. I accepted then the next message was, 'will you date me'?

 

LOL

That's either very sad or a decent troll on their part. 6/10.

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He got deleted! I mean he could have at least started a normal convo first (y)

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Frank Brown

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Someone added me earlier, with a message saying 'I seen your posts online'. I only use this forum so it's someone from here. I accepted then the next message was, 'will you date me'?

 

LOL

 

Are you on PSN?

 

 

:^:

 

 

That was a serious question. I got an in-game text from "xXpostergirlxX" or something saying the same thing.

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iPone

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Someone added me earlier, with a message saying 'I seen your posts online'. I only use this forum so it's someone from here. I accepted then the next message was, 'will you date me'?

 

LOL

Lmao...

 

Well, what did you say?!

 

 

I just didn't say anything and told a friend I was with about it... What are you supposed to say I didn't want to break their heart.

 

 

((As I misread)) Shh don't tell anyone

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iPone

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Someone added me earlier, with a message saying 'I seen your posts online'. I only use this forum so it's someone from here. I accepted then the next message was, 'will you date me'?

 

LOL

 

Are you on PSN?

 

 

:^:

 

 

That was a serious question. I got an in-game text from "xXpostergirlxX" or something saying the same thing.

 

 

Oh HAHAHA I thought you were hinting at something.

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I went up to a car full of guys, and they abducted me. They took turns putting bounties on me and brutalizing me. I call the cops but they only gave them 2 stars. :(

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I went up to a car full of guys, and they abducted me. They took turns putting bounties on me and brutalizing me. I call the cops but they only gave them 2 stars. :(

 

This is why you need to invest in hand grenades.

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I went up to a car full of guys, and they abducted me. They took turns putting bounties on me and brutalizing me. I call the cops but they only gave them 2 stars. :(

 

How does this happen?

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Don't listen to Vlynor, he's a douchbag!

Because when he goes inside a woman he makes them smell better?

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I went up to a car full of guys, and they abducted me. They took turns putting bounties on me and brutalizing me. I call the cops but they only gave them 2 stars. :(

 

This is why you need to invest in hand grenades.

 

I had some butt they took turnnnns stickkkking themmm in mmmyyyy butttttttttt.

 

dawson-crying.jpg

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I went up to a car full of guys, and they abducted me. They took turns putting bounties on me and brutalizing me. I call the cops but they only gave them 2 stars. :(

 

This is why you need to invest in hand grenades.

 

I had some butt they took turnnnns stickkkking themmm in mmmyyyy butttttttttt.

 

dawson-crying.jpg

 

 

You're sh*tting me.

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I went up to a car full of guys, and they abducted me. They took turns putting bounties on me and brutalizing me. I call the cops but they only gave them 2 stars. :(

 

This is why you need to invest in hand grenades.

 

I had some butt they took turnnnns stickkkking themmm in mmmyyyy butttttttttt.

 

dawson-crying.jpg

 

 

You're sh*tting me.

 

No, he's sh*tting grenades, didn't you hear him?

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I went up to a car full of guys, and they abducted me. They took turns putting bounties on me and brutalizing me. I call the cops but they only gave them 2 stars. :(

 

This is why you need to invest in hand grenades.

 

I had some butt they took turnnnns stickkkking themmm in mmmyyyy butttttttttt.

 

dawson-crying.jpg

 

 

You're sh*tting me.

 

No, he's sh*tting grenades, didn't you hear him?

 

 

Shame

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Frank Brown

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This thread is turning south... fast.

 

You know where that phrase came from? Those Yankee f*cks who think they're better than us Dixies.

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Don't listen to Vlynor, he's a douchbag!

Because when he goes inside a woman he makes them smell better?

 

 

How's that work? He has a flavour dick?

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Don't listen to Vlynor, he's a douchbag!

Because when he goes inside a woman he makes them smell better?

 

 

How's that work? He has a flavour dick?

 

 

I wear a chocolate flavored condom, it's made in China, however, so the it leaves residue.

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I heard two people on the mic talking to each other as bf and gf. They were in an apartment. I buzzed to come in and they wouldn't let me. The guy said "Go away, I'm with my girlfriend." I said, "Oh, you two meet on here?" He said, "Yeah, what's up?" I just said oh, that's cool and then asked to come in to see what an apartment looks like(playing dumb - I was a rank 48 LOL). He let me in but said not to come downstairs. I said Ok I won't. I went to the staircase and I could see around the corner thanks to Third Person View. They were laying in bed together. Lol. He said, "Hey, go shower." She said Why? And he just said, "I don't know maybe because you're sexy." She got up and walked into the bathroom. He followed her in there to watch. LOL. He came out and saw me standing there and said, "DUDE. WHAT. THE. f*ck." I just booked it out his apartment.

 

I didn't know 2 could get in a bed or 2 could be in the bathroom to shower?

 

Yes, you can. My friend went into the shower in my apartment and I went in the bathroom with him. He appeared in his boxers. You can't shower together though. I just said he went into the bathroom with her. He didn't get in the shower with her.

 

How were the two in bed together?

 

I know for a fact you can't do that.

 

The plot thickens.

 

So, this might be even weirder.....why make up a story like this.

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Don't listen to Vlynor, he's a douchbag!

Because when he goes inside a woman he makes them smell better?

 

 

How's that work? He has a flavour dick?

 

 

I wear a chocolate flavored condom, it's made in China, however, so the it leaves residue.

 

 

When I was younger we used to get given tons of free flavoured condoms, you could just go and get tons for free, chocolate black ones, cherry etc, we used to just blow them up and put them on our heads, or throw them at traffic. Or have posh wanks in them.

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Don't listen to Vlynor, he's a douchbag!

Because when he goes inside a woman he makes them smell better?

 

 

How's that work? He has a flavour dick?

 

 

I wear a chocolate flavored condom, it's made in China, however, so the it leaves residue.

 

 

When I was younger we used to get given tons of free flavoured condoms, you could just go and get tons for free, chocolate black ones, cherry etc, we used to just blow them up and put them on our heads, or throw them at traffic. Or have posh wanks in them.

 

 

I was never given condoms. I just used those 99 cent balloons.

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