We're not getting the $500k anymore :'(

[voldo27]

My friend told me that we're not getting the $500k anymore :'(

It's a lie, OP doesn't have any friends

[USAmike]

Wow.....This became an immediate trollfest.

 

[Dr.Huge Poop]

My sister told me that your so fat you cant defecate on your own.....you need to spread your butt apart and then your mom has to pull the turd out of your butt with her mouth.

Edited October 26, 2013 by Dr.Huge Poop

[KeeNer187]

A friend on my list said that he got his 500K yesterday

[ugotsmoked]

Rockstar is going to give us 1000 a day for 500 days

[Violent Duct]

My friend said you had no friends... LIAR!

[Acky.]

Why aren't you dead yet?

[Cool Story Bro]

My friend told me that R* is giving everyone Free Chrome Adder's

Sauce

[Botanist]

string you = "retard";

string your friend = "retard";

 

if(you && your friend. equals("retard")

{

kill youself;

}

 

System.out.println("OMFG I'm a retard");

 

Error at line 2: your is undefined

Error at line 3: your is undefined

Error at line 5: kill is undefined

Error at line 69: ur dumb

[GTAVMNKYIII]

My friend said that he seen you let your friend trombone you and then he gave you a strawberry cheesecake. My friend also said you loved it. He said he noticed you had egg fried rice.

[Zonegamer]

lol, look at the OP pretending he has friends....

Lol.

[LemonStreet]

First promize 500k and then give nuthin. Not verry nice maan.

[TheCloudProject]

My friend told me he'd come and watch you sleep tonight

[GTAVMNKYIII]

First promize 500k and then give nuthin. Not verry nice maan.

 

I knoz man! We shudz a leest gtez sumtin. Init bro!

[Yodafett]

I'm very cereal.

^^ Must be another Kellogg's crunchy nut

[Skardsen]

You don't have friends.

[silentunion]

Your friend is trolling you. Find a new friend.

[jtn2k]

I got 250k from rockstar 2 days ago. True story

[Daviedv]

[JiNN-ELITE]

 

 

My friend told me that the OP shoves dildos up his ass.

Completely irrelevant and if you're trying to brand the OP into some sort of category, you may want to think twice about what YOU just said as that's clearly running through your mind.

 

Moving on...

 

My dead great grandfather that I never got to meet just confirmed that there will indeed be an iPhone 7

I suggest you dig him up and give him a hi 5

[kyleconway]

string you = "retard";

string your friend = "retard";

 

if(you && your friend. equals("retard")

{

kill youself;

}

 

System.out.println("OMFG I'm a retard");

mmmmm script kiddie insults. brings me back to 97 in the AO haxin' days

[GrandTheftBatman]

Oh yea? I knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who this guy who knew this guy's cousin who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knows that guy and thinks he's a lying stupid, fictional prick. I know this is a sh*t-starter topic but, it sure is fun to participate.

[Hector Tavares]

[TheIllaDopest]

Man you guys are fu*ked up. I mean his friend told him so its gotta be legit....

[Cosmo1010]

My friend told me it's way past your bedtime,