We're not getting the $500k anymore :'(

[JohnnM96]

My friend told me that we're not getting the $500k anymore :'(

[Cool Story Bro]

His friend told him.

 

Seems legit guys.

Seems legit.

[iKevhawk]

My friend told me that the OP shoves dildos up his ass.

[The Law]

Your friend is correct.

My father's father's girlfriend's father works at Microsoft who got told that by a guy who works for Sony who was told by Rockstar

[Rinsaf]

lol, look at the OP pretending he has friends....

[tazzy4u2]

My friend told me gullible is no longer in the dictionary.

[Unjust]

My friend told me we were getting it. It's his word against yours...

[Cool Story Bro]

lol, look at the OP pretending he has friends....

Lol

[DillBagnr]

Well, my friend told me they're getting rid of the whole money system and everything is going to be free after the next update.

[leo370z]

string you = "retard";

string your friend = "retard";

 

if(you && your friend. equals("retard")

{

kill youself;

}

 

System.out.println("OMFG I'm a retard");

[D_Marco]

My friend told me that the OP shoves dildos up his ass.

Completely irrelevant and if you're trying to brand the OP into some sort of category, you may want to think twice about what YOU just said as that's clearly running through your mind.

 

Moving on...

 

My dead great grandfather that I never got to meet just confirmed that there will indeed be an iPhone 7

[Cool Story Bro]

string you = "retard";

string your friend = "retard";

 

if(you && your friend. equals("retard")

{

kill youself;

}

 

System.out.println("OMFG I'm a retard");

I don't get it

[Rinsaf]

string you = "retard";

string your friend = "retard";

 

if(you && your friend. equals("retard")

{

kill youself;

}

 

System.out.println("OMFG I'm a retard");

The lack of indentation disturbs me....

[JohnnM96]

My friend told me that the OP's girlfriend shoves dildos up his ass.

[ThatRandomGuy42]

My friend told me that Rockstar is making GTA VI, and that GTA: Online is being disconnected.

[problem_child2099]

My friend told me gullible is no longer in the dictionary

HE'S A DAMNED LIAR! It's right there after.......... oh wait

Edited October 26, 2013 by problem_child2099

[OllyBongo1]

bunch of dick heads... go die!

Edited October 26, 2013 by OllyBongo1

[Cool Story Bro]

My friend

[dhuyd]

 

string you = "retard";

string your friend = "retard";

 

if(you && your friend. equals("retard")

{

kill youself;

}

 

System.out.println("OMFG I'm a retard");

I don't get it

 

It's Java. It's a computer programming language for making software and video games. Not sure why he's using it in his post, as it's kind of out of context to make an insult with it here.

Edited October 26, 2013 by dhuyd

[OllyBongo1]

go suck ya great dead nan through ya dads batty crease, rude boi

[JohnnM96]

go suck ya great dead nan through ya dads batty crease, rude boi

 

GET TO BED!!!!!!

[KingGladiator]

lol, look at the OP pretending he has friends....

[Muse182]

Your friend eats your fathers arsehole every night.

[OllyBongo1]

 

go suck ya great dead nan through ya dads batty crease, rude boi

 

GET TO BED!!!!!!

 

f*ck off ya wana start rude boi ill f*ck ya up stupid ni**er... ni**er

[AJ Lee]

OP is an asshole

[GM Inc]

[OllyBongo1]

 

 

go suck ya great dead nan through ya dads batty crease, rude boi

 

GET TO BED!!!!!!

 

f*ck off ya wana start rude boi ill f*ck ya up stupid ni**er... ni**er

 

damn censorship!!! i said N I G G ER YOU DUNB N I G G ER !!!!!!!!!!!

[D_Marco]

go suck ya great dead nan through ya dads batty crease, rude boi

This left me in tears.

 

Oh my is that some funny ish.

 

Don't you just love how the internet lets you say anything you want?

[IcePwrd]

My friend told me that R* is giving everyone Free Chrome Adder's

[Robert235]

My friends told me his brother's uncle aunt girlfriend niece dad said GTA V is coming to PC.I'm very cereal.

Edited October 26, 2013 by Robert235