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That Signature GTA Humor


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It's very different from the other GTA games, that's for sure. It's like no care at all went into this game other than the graphics.

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It seems that GTA V peds have more dialogue to choose from overall than the GTA:IV peds did. (I have not tested this in a proveable manner.) I hear them say funny things but they don't say most of them often. The funny stuff seems to be mixed in more with regular dialogue.

 

Been playing since the game was released and I am still hearing them say funny things that I had not heard yet.

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I just noticed, it's the same people that comment on this forums, circle jerking about gtav faults. Everyone else is busy enjoying the game but these 10 people (no names).

Ooh-ooh! I just noticed, uh that you need to shut up. Nobody likes you, all you do is troll, and your mind can't seem to grasp what an opinion is. When there is an opinion your mind probably goes "errrrrm i don lik dis guises thots he dink he right ima say he wrong cuz i dink v rocks"

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The talk radio stations are a big downgrade. Even back in August, when I had played IV for over a decade, I listened to Just or Unjust and it still made me laugh. V, however, made me giggle once or twice while I listened to WCTR or Blaine County Radio. Its sad :(

 

@Ola441

 

Well, its because of people like us, that bitched about the lack of planes in IV or the horrid driving, that Rockstar heard the feedback and changed it for the next game. You need people like us, otherwise, games would never improve. :)

Really? You played GTA IV for a decade (10 years) when it's only been around for 5?

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IMO, I think that the humour is just less overt and more subtle than before. I crack up still when they say 'THE WAR ON TERROR' really loudly on Weazel News, Michaels shrink appointments... However, it's traditional GTA when you look at Jimmy playing ritcheous slaughter ("MOLESTED"), or Rusty Ring Doughnuts

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There's only one place I am really disappointed in with the humor and that's the TV. All the shows just feel really forced and boring. Most of them are just awkward instead of funny. Especially considering I watched most of them with other people. Just really uncomfortable to do, forced "hah hah" points and boring.

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Does anybody else feel like that signature GTA humor is just gone from V? The cops never say anything funny and the pedestrians do not have a wide range of dialogue nor are they even funny either. I remember when nearly everything somebody said outside a mission was full of humor in some sort of way or form.

 

I thought IV's humor was okay before V but after V released, IV just seems hilarious compared to V. What happened to those funny ass cop lines, the peds saying suspicious or absolutely stupid lines, or... just where is the humor in this game besides the story quotes? The websites aren't as plentiful as they were in IV and they feel dumbed down, not as funny. The store names are still funny or full of dark humor, but just aren't as funny as previous games. It kind of sucks. :( Not even the stations are funny.

 

Does anybody else feel the same. PS - no dumbass "your opinion is wrong" style replies, please. :/

yes this is true the humor in the game is just adult barbie girl humor just i do not enjoy for it is not real funny how in the historic games of grand theft auto the radio is majority political waste the people is not funny the characters is not funny why rockstar games company is not being good funny of this day

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the Dialogue Can be At times Funny As f*ck! (mostly trevor) not sure about radio Stations etc because i really did not take much Notice tbh the humor was a little saints row at times (getting high and shooting aliens flying in your underwear etc)

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Seriously I can't think of a single memorable/funny line a ped has ever said in GTA V with over 90 hours of gameplay. Even GTA III's peds had instant recognition.

 

"My mother's my sister', "In the navy" etc.

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Seriously I can't think of a single memorable/funny line a ped has ever said in GTA V with over 90 hours of gameplay. Even GTA III's peds had instant recognition.

 

"My mother's my sister', "In the navy" etc.

Give it time. I never really noticed anything memorable in GTA III or SA (those jokes like "My mother's my sister, cheesy vaginas etc.) until hearing it repeatedly over a decade. Eventually it became funny, then every time I would hear it I'd start feeling nostalgic. I've played a total of 126 hours, and I haven't heard anything memorable, either. But wait. Maybe since I'm assuming we'll be playing this for the next 5 to 10 years the same thing will happen.

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Seriously I can't think of a single memorable/funny line a ped has ever said in GTA V with over 90 hours of gameplay. Even GTA III's peds had instant recognition.

 

"My mother's my sister', "In the navy" etc.

Miami, why'd you change your username? I won't even recognize you anymore. lol

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I remember from GTAIII some peds would just blurt out "My mothers my sister!" Tht would make me cry everytime

 

Same here! "I swear I thought she was my second cousin" killed me.

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To be honest I don't believe this "more subtle" stuff. Peds being absurd and loud is part of the GTA atmosphere to me. Its boring to have to search deep for a funny quote. The store names, as I said before, are still funny, but the cops and peds just aren't. Also I haven't even chuckled at what the talk radio stations play.

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The talk radio stations are a big downgrade. Even back in August, when I had played IV for over a decade, I listened to Just or Unjust and it still made me laugh. V, however, made me giggle once or twice while I listened to WCTR or Blaine County Radio. Its sad :(

 

@Ola441

 

Well, its because of people like us, that bitched about the lack of planes in IV or the horrid driving, that Rockstar heard the feedback and changed it for the next game. You need people like us, otherwise, games would never improve. :)

Really? You played GTA IV for a decade (10 years) when it's only been around for 5?

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Two words: flux capacitor.

 

Clearly.

 

Oh lol, I meant HALF a decade. Pardon my quick type writting.

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I was driving out of Del Perro Pier, and some dude dressed as Jesus started talking, so I parked up, got out and watched. He said a few funny things. I found it funnier than "CHEESY VAGINAS" tbh.

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Algonquin Assassin

 

Seriously I can't think of a single memorable/funny line a ped has ever said in GTA V with over 90 hours of gameplay. Even GTA III's peds had instant recognition.

 

"My mother's my sister', "In the navy" etc.

Miami, why'd you change your username? I won't even recognize you anymore. lol

 

 

I'm technically still 'Miamivicecity" in the users list when I don't log in anonymously, but I felt I needed a change to reflect my (sometimes extreme) love of GTA IV.:)

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I just noticed, it's the same people that comment on this forums, circle jerking about gtav faults. Everyone else is busy enjoying the game but these 10 people (no names).

 

Ooh-ooh! I just noticed, uh that you need to shut up. Nobody likes you, all you do is troll, and your mind can't seem to grasp what an opinion is. When there is an opinion your mind probably goes "errrrrm i don lik dis guises thots he dink he right ima say he wrong cuz i dink v rocks"Lol haven't even attacked your opinion yet and you are already crying, reread my post, it's just my observation.
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I just noticed, it's the same people that comment on this forums, circle jerking about gtav faults. Everyone else is busy enjoying the game but these 10 people (no names).

Ooh-ooh! I just noticed, uh that you need to shut up. Nobody likes you, all you do is troll, and your mind can't seem to grasp what an opinion is. When there is an opinion your mind probably goes "errrrrm i don lik dis guises thots he dink he right ima say he wrong cuz i dink v rocks"
Lol haven't even attacked your opinion yet and you are already crying, reread my post, it's just my observation.

 

Well, here is my observation of you. You're fairly new and don't know how this forum works. You think anybody with a different opinion -- of course one that is negative -- is either bitching or trolling. You think you're right all of the time. You're in denial that nobody frikkin likes your posts.

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The bums aren't even funny. I'd like to at the very least see a bum carrying around a turd in a pickle jar.

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I just noticed, it's the same people that comment on this forums, circle jerking about gtav faults. Everyone else is busy enjoying the game but these 10 people (no names).

 

Ooh-ooh! I just noticed, uh that you need to shut up. Nobody likes you, all you do is troll, and your mind can't seem to grasp what an opinion is. When there is an opinion your mind probably goes "errrrrm i don lik dis guises thots he dink he right ima say he wrong cuz i dink v rocks"
Lol haven't even attacked your opinion yet and you are already crying, reread my post, it's just my observation.

 

Well, here is my observation of you. You're fairly new and don't know how this forum works. You think anybody with a different opinion -- of course one that is negative -- is either bitching or trolling. You think you're right all of the time. You're in denial that nobody frikkin likes your posts.

Do I make threads just begging to be heard? Nope that's you...I never needed anyone to like my posts and now your join date is close to mine but you assume I'm new to the forums and you aren't? Spend some more time with your mother, she'll give you all the validation you need.

 

 

"Yes stingray cockstar is sh*t and gta is the worst game ever"

 

Delusional kid. Talking about me attacking anyone with different opinion. Do you even read what you post? Those aren't opinions they are cries for attention.

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I agree with you man, ALMOST NOTHING is funny in this game. It's like the game was written by completely different people. Cops are 100% professional in what they say, peds just say stuff that people would say in real life, talk radio is just boring, and even the radio/tv ads aren't funny (well, except maybe the Piswasser one). This game is just missing that magic GTA vibe and humor.

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Your observation is wrong.

 

It's still there. Honestly, man, did you play the game on mute? It's about the same style of humor as was used in VC/SA.

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I just noticed, it's the same people that comment on this forums, circle jerking about gtav faults. Everyone else is busy enjoying the game but these 10 people (no names).

Ooh-ooh! I just noticed, uh that you need to shut up. Nobody likes you, all you do is troll, and your mind can't seem to grasp what an opinion is. When there is an opinion your mind probably goes "errrrrm i don lik dis guises thots he dink he right ima say he wrong cuz i dink v rocks"
Lol haven't even attacked your opinion yet and you are already crying, reread my post, it's just my observation.

 

Well, here is my observation of you. You're fairly new and don't know how this forum works. You think anybody with a different opinion -- of course one that is negative -- is either bitching or trolling. You think you're right all of the time. You're in denial that nobody frikkin likes your posts.

 

'i joynd erlier than u so im betta'

 

Shut up you dick.

You claim he is wrong for opposing an opinion and then you slam his 'opinion' ... hypocrisy at its finest

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I just noticed, it's the same people that comment on this forums, circle jerking about gtav faults. Everyone else is busy enjoying the game but these 10 people (no names).

 

Ooh-ooh! I just noticed, uh that you need to shut up. Nobody likes you, all you do is troll, and your mind can't seem to grasp what an opinion is. When there is an opinion your mind probably goes "errrrrm i don lik dis guises thots he dink he right ima say he wrong cuz i dink v rocks"
Lol haven't even attacked your opinion yet and you are already crying, reread my post, it's just my observation.

 

Well, here is my observation of you. You're fairly new and don't know how this forum works. You think anybody with a different opinion -- of course one that is negative -- is either bitching or trolling. You think you're right all of the time. You're in denial that nobody frikkin likes your posts.

 

'i joynd erlier than u so im betta'

 

Shut up you dick.

You claim he is wrong for opposing an opinion and then you slam his 'opinion' ... hypocrisy at its finest

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