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ar0ra7374

The trouble today with women!

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BrittTheGrit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would never finish the Admiral. A very respectable admiral he is. :p

 

No not the Admiral, just "him" in general, us men haha

 

Oh yes, indeed, One day we shall rule the world. Little did you know, while we're making your sandiwches, we're all planning on world domination.

Gonna take over the world... One buttered slice at a time

 

2 slices of ham at a time...

 

Kill us by cholesterol? I see.

 

That plus you have NO idea what we put on those sandwiches.

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GTAVTheHeat

if someone knows how to push their buttons, if you piss them off they will push them, women are notorious for this. Now this isn't a general statement but many men and women do this. Women who do this have problems and shouldn't be taken seriously. Men who do this have too much female in their blood and should stop acting like a pussy.

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WinterEdit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would never finish the Admiral. A very respectable admiral he is. :p

 

No not the Admiral, just "him" in general, us men haha

 

Oh yes, indeed, One day we shall rule the world. Little did you know, while we're making your sandiwches, we're all planning on world domination.

Gonna take over the world... One buttered slice at a time

 

2 slices of ham at a time...

 

Kill us by cholesterol? I see.

 

That plus you have NO idea what we put on those sandwiches.

 

"Sand"wiches are one thing you do, I suppose?

Edited by WinterEdit

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JAYPEE1986

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would never finish the Admiral. A very respectable admiral he is. :p

 

No not the Admiral, just "him" in general, us men haha

 

Oh yes, indeed, One day we shall rule the world. Little did you know, while we're making your sandiwches, we're all planning on world domination.Gonna take over the world... One buttered slice at a time

 

2 slices of ham at a time...

No mustard... I'm beginning to doubt your credentials as a woman... How can you plan to dominate the world of you can't even plan a proper sandwhich. Maybe you can formulate a proper blueprint of destruction while your attempting something a little less complicated and taxing on the brain... Like the dishes...

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I met a girl in a bar once who said that she wouldn't f*ck me if I was the last man on earth.. who would be around to stop me though.

 

lol. forcing it in whenever you like.

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BrittTheGrit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would never finish the Admiral. A very respectable admiral he is. :p

 

No not the Admiral, just "him" in general, us men haha

 

Oh yes, indeed, One day we shall rule the world. Little did you know, while we're making your sandiwches, we're all planning on world domination.
Gonna take over the world... One buttered slice at a time

 

2 slices of ham at a time...

No mustard... I'm beginning to doubt your credentials as a woman... How can you plan to dominate the world of you can't even plan a proper sandwhich. Maybe you can formulate a proper blueprint of destruction while your attempting something a little less complicated and taxing on the brain... Like the dishes...

 

Nah I'm good.

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LET"S KEEP IT REAL!! If I ever talk to my woman like that she would beat me to a bloody pulp lol. I got one of those no nosense type women who would fight a man if given a chance with makeup and high heels on lol

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xterrorist

Pfft, I have managed to whip nearly every guy I have wanted to into submission.

It is almost impossible to find a real man these days, they are mostly a bunch of walkover pussies.

Why would any of the virgins in this thread be any different.

 

In the end I had to travel halfway round the world to one of the toughest parts of New Zealand before I found what I would call a real man and I don't make him any sandwiches because he says they are not good enough because I make them too fancy... >.<

In the end he mostly eats meat and wow does he cook a mean rump steak.

He bangs the living sh*t out of me like no one before and I love it.

 

I doubt you forum dwellers could even stand the sound let alone come to the party.

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BrittTheGrit

LET"S KEEP IT REAL!! If I ever talk to my woman like that she would beat me to a bloody pulp lol. I got one of those no nosense type women who would fight a man if given a chance with makeup and high heels on lol

He has learned.

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WinterEdit

Pfft, I have managed to whip nearly every guy I have wanted to into submission.

It is almost impossible to find a real man these days, they are mostly a bunch of walkover pussies.

Why would any of the virgins in this thread be any different.

 

In the end I had to travel halfway round the world to one of the toughest parts of New Zealand before I found what I would call a real man and I don't make him any sandwiches because he says they are not good enough because I make them too fancy... >.<

In the end he mostly eats meat and wow does he cook a mean rump steak.

He bangs the living sh*t out of me like no one before and I love it.

 

I doubt you forum dwellers could even stand the sound let alone come to the party.

If I ever managed to receive an invitation to such, that is.

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BrittTheGrit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would never finish the Admiral. A very respectable admiral he is. :p

 

No not the Admiral, just "him" in general, us men haha

 

Oh yes, indeed, One day we shall rule the world. Little did you know, while we're making your sandiwches, we're all planning on world domination.

Gonna take over the world... One buttered slice at a time

 

2 slices of ham at a time...

 

Kill us by cholesterol? I see.

 

That plus you have NO idea what we put on those sandwiches.

 

"Sand"wiches are one thing you do, I suppose?

 

Check your next sandwich and find out...

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ar0ra7374

Pfft, I have managed to whip nearly every guy I have wanted to into submission.

It is almost impossible to find a real man these days, they are mostly a bunch of walkover pussies.

Why would any of the virgins in this thread be any different.

 

In the end I had to travel halfway round the world to one of the toughest parts of New Zealand before I found what I would call a real man and I don't make him any sandwiches because he says they are not good enough because I make them too fancy... >.<

In the end he mostly eats meat and wow does he cook a mean rump steak.

He bangs the living sh*t out of me like no one before and I love it.

 

I doubt you forum dwellers could even stand the sound let alone come to the party.

There's an ugly one she need screwin

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Never in your life no not me!

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ar0ra7374

 

LET"S KEEP IT REAL!! If I ever talk to my woman like that she would beat me to a bloody pulp lol. I got one of those no nosense type women who would fight a man if given a chance with makeup and high heels on lol

He has learned.

 

There's a sinister feeling brewing

'Bout a women and her non-stop yap

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WinterEdit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would never finish the Admiral. A very respectable admiral he is. :p

 

No not the Admiral, just "him" in general, us men haha

 

Oh yes, indeed, One day we shall rule the world. Little did you know, while we're making your sandiwches, we're all planning on world domination.

Gonna take over the world... One buttered slice at a time

 

2 slices of ham at a time...

 

Kill us by cholesterol? I see.

 

That plus you have NO idea what we put on those sandwiches.

 

"Sand"wiches are one thing you do, I suppose?

 

Check your next sandwich and find out...

 

Tomorrow in the news:

"A man vows to eat only burgers instead of sandwiches due to an Internet forum post"

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BrittTheGrit

 

 

LET"S KEEP IT REAL!! If I ever talk to my woman like that she would beat me to a bloody pulp lol. I got one of those no nosense type women who would fight a man if given a chance with makeup and high heels on lol

He has learned.

 

There's a sinister feeling brewing

'Bout a women and her non-stop yap

In

 

Seriously damn that song. XD

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Entity9f

Pfft, I have managed to whip nearly every guy I have wanted to into submission.

It is almost impossible to find a real man these days, they are mostly a bunch of walkover pussies.

Why would any of the virgins in this thread be any different.

 

In the end I had to travel halfway round the world to one of the toughest parts of New Zealand before I found what I would call a real man and I don't make him any sandwiches because he says they are not good enough because I make them too fancy... >.<

In the end he mostly eats meat and wow does he cook a mean rump steak.

He bangs the living sh*t out of me like no one before and I love it.

 

I doubt you forum dwellers could even stand the sound let alone come to the party.

u wot

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CheaterMcCheat

 

 

 

 

I met a girl in a bar once who said that she wouldn't f*ck me if I was the last man on earth.. who would be around to stop me though.

Well, she would.

 

How? with her small, and fragile body? lol, the only thing that stops men from raping is the threat of other men to punish him

Her fragile body vs your fragile body would be a pretty even fight imo.

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AfterDeath

Pfft, I have managed to whip nearly every guy I have wanted to into submission.

It is almost impossible to find a real man these days, they are mostly a bunch of walkover pussies.

Why would any of the virgins in this thread be any different.

 

In the end I had to travel halfway round the world to one of the toughest parts of New Zealand before I found what I would call a real man and I don't make him any sandwiches because he says they are not good enough because I make them too fancy... >.<

In the end he mostly eats meat and wow does he cook a mean rump steak.

He bangs the living sh*t out of me like no one before and I love it.

 

I doubt you forum dwellers could even stand the sound let alone come to the party.

COOL STORY BROlady

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BrittTheGrit

Tomorrow in the news:

 

"A man vows to eat only burgers instead of sandwiches due to an Internet forum post"

 

See, now everytime we give you a sandwich, we're gonna quote Dirty Harry. "You feelin' lucky punk? Well are ya?"

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ar0ra7374

 

 

 

LET"S KEEP IT REAL!! If I ever talk to my woman like that she would beat me to a bloody pulp lol. I got one of those no nosense type women who would fight a man if given a chance with makeup and high heels on lol

He has learned.

 

There's a sinister feeling brewing

'Bout a women and her non-stop yap

In

 

Seriously damn that song. XD

 


Give an inch and that women wants two

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BrittTheGrit

 

 

 

 

LET"S KEEP IT REAL!! If I ever talk to my woman like that she would beat me to a bloody pulp lol. I got one of those no nosense type women who would fight a man if given a chance with makeup and high heels on lol

He has learned.

 

There's a sinister feeling brewing

'Bout a women and her non-stop yap

In

 

Seriously damn that song. XD

 


Give an inch and that women wants two

 

I'm never....NEVER listening to that song EVER again.

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WinterEdit

 

 

 

Tomorrow in the news:

 

 

 

"A man vows to eat only burgers instead of sandwiches due to an Internet forum post"

 

See, now everytime we give you a sandwich, we're gonna quote Dirty Harry. "You feelin' lucky punk? Well are ya?" 3a5.jpg

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BrittTheGrit

 

 

 

Tomorrow in the news:

 

 

 

"A man vows to eat only burgers instead of sandwiches due to an Internet forum post"

See, now everytime we give you a sandwich, we're gonna quote Dirty Harry. "You feelin' lucky punk? Well are ya?"
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Well you got me there...

 

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ar0ra7374

 

 

 

 

 

LET"S KEEP IT REAL!! If I ever talk to my woman like that she would beat me to a bloody pulp lol. I got one of those no nosense type women who would fight a man if given a chance with makeup and high heels on lol

He has learned.

 

There's a sinister feeling brewing

'Bout a women and her non-stop yap

In

 

Seriously damn that song. XD

 


Give an inch and that women wants two

 

I'm never....NEVER listening to that song EVER again.

 

 


The trouble today with women......

 

 

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ar0ra7374

THE MOUTH DON'T STOP!

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Pfft, I have managed to whip nearly every guy I have wanted to into submission.

It is almost impossible to find a real man these days, they are mostly a bunch of walkover pussies.

Why would any of the virgins in this thread be any different.

 

In the end I had to travel halfway round the world to one of the toughest parts of New Zealand before I found what I would call a real man and I don't make him any sandwiches because he says they are not good enough because I make them too fancy... >.<

In the end he mostly eats meat and wow does he cook a mean rump steak.

He bangs the living sh*t out of me like no one before and I love it.

 

I doubt you forum dwellers could even stand the sound let alone come to the party.

 

Jennifer-Lawrence-ok-thumbs-up.gif

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I met a girl in a bar once who said that she wouldn't f*ck me if I was the last man on earth.. who would be around to stop me though.

 

lol. forcing it in whenever you like.

 

Advice from licky. Volume 1.

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ar0ra7374

 

Pfft, I have managed to whip nearly every guy I have wanted to into submission.

It is almost impossible to find a real man these days, they are mostly a bunch of walkover pussies.

Why would any of the virgins in this thread be any different.

 

In the end I had to travel halfway round the world to one of the toughest parts of New Zealand before I found what I would call a real man and I don't make him any sandwiches because he says they are not good enough because I make them too fancy... >.<

In the end he mostly eats meat and wow does he cook a mean rump steak.

He bangs the living sh*t out of me like no one before and I love it.

 

I doubt you forum dwellers could even stand the sound let alone come to the party.

 

Jennifer-Lawrence-ok-thumbs-up.gif

 

Is that Jennufer Lawrence!? Her mouth can carry on!

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