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[B7R]

Just joined an "On call" Race and it only ended up being me and 3 other people from the same crew, Started the race and everything was fine till one of them bumped into my car spinning me out of control, I later caught up with the fool that knocked me out and all it took was one hit from my car to send him into a Gas tank blowing up his panto. That's when i started to laugh and the race was a R* verified one (Hipster death valley race 1?)

 

The guy also done it repeatedly and got his crew mates to report me for knocking he's friend out of the race,

 

Motto of the story - If you don't want a contact race (race were other players can crash into you) Then please for the love of gaming, Please choose Point-to-Point non contact.

[manta5x]

Npc was running towards me, thought it was Lamars mugger but it wasn't he ran pass me kept looking back like someone was chasing him

[BitPieStudios]

wow... my first modder! I'd like to thank Kraff and... ah screw it...

 

Asteroid Biker: A Short Stunter's Story:

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Today I was messing around in free-roam... doing the usual things. I was playing with my secondary character and went to "Stunter's Paradise", or Legion Square.

This place is notorious for modders... and lo- and behold, what do I find? Thaaaaat's right! an asteroid! my first one!

Now... instead of just leaving it alone, I decided to find a way to get to the top of it, as I was riding my "KWBL KOP" Bati with my secondary character.

It was placed in a spot where I could see a bump, and so, I used my knowledge to get on top of the asteroid, in one of the first stunts involving a modder EVER.

Took me 2 tries, but I did it. After a bit, two people came and one came out of their Zentorno with a minigun pointed at me on top of the asteroid, so I hauled ass outta there LOL.

They might've thought I was the modder, you know, being on top of the asteroid...

Edited July 21, 2014 by BitPieStudios

[MONKEYbusinezz5]

Rooftop Fumble
I was playing RR with some randoms. We cleared the garage in no time, and when the documents dropped, the chase was on. Someone in a Turismo killed the runner before he got to the highway, so it was a quick drive to Madrazo's. I was right next to the documents and waited for him to pick them up, but he let me do it. BAD IDEA. I had just gotten a new Ruffian and had modded it up (I never knew bikes could have visual mods that aren't paint), so I was driving that around. I had already crashed into a couple cars and flew off a good 5 feet each time, but this was unexpected. I got to the area by Michael's house and was on the intersection leading to Rockford Hills. In the middle of the intersection, there was a lone Gauntlet, unmoving, with a ped npc inside of it. I crash into it, and instead of flying, my bike and the car explode. GG, Rockstar.

[Virtual-Antics]

Story #1. Snuck up on a level five near the Paleto Cove pier. I fired my micro SMG at his white car (looked like a Baller from a distance) and then somehow crashed my Bati in traffic.

 

I hit the concrete and watched him exit the vehicle from the right. I quickly regrouped and whipped out an RPG. The car exploded and he left the lobby shortly after.

 

Story #2. I joined a session looking for more low level players. There was a level 4 and a level 8.

 

Originally I was going to hit them separately. Although I watched them team up on the map and drive to the Binco store at Textile City/Sinner Street.

 

I hid around the corner and waited for them to come out. The first guy strolls out in a white shirt and I gunned him down. The second guy managed to flee to his ride but I regrouped and waited for them to move.

 

I fired off a few rounds as they turned the corner. I switched to stickies and pursued them. The cops were on my tail by now, I'd already blown up a cop car, and the low levelers were firing at me.

 

I got close enough to plant a sticky but knew it wasn't going to end well. The cops tried to use the pit maneuver on me so I triggered the sticky, killed them all, and committed fiery suicide.

 

Then, I heard them yelling down the mic.

Edited July 21, 2014 by Virtual-Antics

[Con9mm]

Thank God this horrible Deathmatch weekend is over with. What a crap weekend to try and play Deathmatches....I was limited to driving around in my solid gold Bati and Buzzard instead.

 

 

These photos sum up my GTA Weekend.....thanks to freezing and general server crap and throw in an average waiting time of 45 minutes to enter a decent DM, its no wonder i just drove around aimlessly this weekend.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Tracy9]

Just played with a jet down at the airport...he tried to "blow me" a few times... I'd worked out my zent was easier to out play him.. He ended up killin the dudes comin for me..whoever u were 'twas fun...it wud make sense if you was stoned!!

[AceCrossHairs]

So one day i'm getting chased by a tank and and i'm like "...... sh*t" because I'm on foot so I run as fast as I can and I hide in ally ways because he could no fit in there the dude following me manages to mess up so I think fast and I try call up my Zentorno and unfortunately for me its destroyed , so I had to drive off in a car that has one wheel blown out .... when he catches up (20 feet away) he aims and fires but he misses the shot and I drive off as fast as possible and he never kills me in the tank , he got out of the tank but I got him with my Ak47 and I drove off with his tank and I killed him a few times then I left.

[Affalterbach]

Not really a story but i just chilled with 2 guys, they were both around level 10 and i am level 270. They were cool we had a few police chases and robbed some stores (let them have the money). After that we just cruised around.

[TWOGUN]

So my bank account had grown exponentially . They took away the means to make it grow (for now), but not the money or cars acquired during that venture . This is usually what's done. With the exception of the billionaire days , when we were all given 500k. Now is rockstar too busy to recover any glitched cash or is their way of awarding those who are really ready to steal for real? I am guessing they are since there wasn't mass bannings and bank accounts emptied.

 

As Iz knows is I have enough cash for dlc for a long time ..

[grosseplotte99]

Topic gonna get closed.

[elfoam]

How do you feel about the cash though?. Are you enjoying the game more or less?.

[TWOGUN]

Really ? I hope not.

Cash was never an issue. All I do is fly around in the buzzard and blow people up. I really didn't need it.

Edited July 22, 2014 by TWOGUN

[Madara1224]

Riveting tail chap!

[Lord_Smasherton]

Was in a tank and some random picked me up with the cargobob. We then went on an epic kill spree throughout the city as he sings the red Baron in the mic.

 

It was beautiful. Eventually I screwed us both when I accidentally hit the Bob.

[Con9mm]

What a difference a teammate makes...just got back from playing a crazy DM I had no business playing. The map is called...Show Me Your Hands

Owned and pickup.

The team selection flashes and of course it's me and one person versus four, (4 vs 2).....never played the map, uneven teams,

I'm 250 my teammate was ranked higher than me.

They had Ranks 300, 200, 190 and another 300.

I usually would quit when the teams are so uneven especially after the beat downs I took in Team DMs this past weekend, but I played...they pull out mini-guns and take a solid lead. But as I get familiar with the map, I'm starting to adapt.

Headshots were a must! Boom, I see the score....30-23....meanwhile they are using explosives and mini-guns the whole time, we tie at 35.....I pull out my grenade launcher, lobbing death....boom,

we have the lead, I'm as shocked as they are, my teammate is a beast, I can't let him down, we are going to hyperventilate trying to win this.

 

:47 seconds to go...stay alive...headshots only...they make a charge...score 50-46(us)...I die, spawn in a different place, it's the parking garage entrance ramp.

:20 seconds to go...

52-49....I'm shooting and avoiding Mini-gun fire, need to get a few more kills.... :04 seconds....

It's over.

 

Final score: 55-54.....WE WIN!

 

WEARETRAY......you sir are a beast and animal!!!

Cannot believe we pulled that win out.

Whoever you are...thanks for helping us get that moment of glory. lol.

We won by one and would have won by more had they not used mini-guns, the chumps, 4 vs 2 in that tight map and they resort to that Strategy. Don't get me wrong these guys weren't chumps and they really didn't need the explosives as they had a serious lead early on and was tough picking them off behind the pillars in the garage.

 

Anyways...one teammate did for me what 9-10 couldn't do for my team this weekend combined!!!

Edited July 22, 2014 by Day Reaper

[Hello_losers]

Me and my Brazilian friend are in a lil trend where we go around being "fabulous" and seeing how randoms react. Just rolling up to people with my bright purple faggio, purple tank top, scarf and so on and my friend with a pink faggio and what not. We drive from south LS all the way to Zancudo where some crew war is going on. Get there and im hesitant because although its my friends crew, most of his crew are aggressive dicks. They actually just join us in a massive wave animation party. Skip forward a bit back in the city and we pull up to some guy on a bike who joins us on our ride and helps us take out some chick who kept shooting us. We go to a clothes store where a kid is shopping to put on his crew colors. He comes out and he keeps complaining because we are following him. We start blowing kisses and doing the dock animation and he starts to call us gay. The funny thing is he straight up sounds like Riley from the boondocks and im just laughing my ass off thinking of the episode where he calls some kid gay. Some member of his crew throws a airstrike to destroy our scooters, we calmly get on them, drive 10ft and watch as he destroys 2 of his crew members cars. *effective airstrikes are effective* Directly after our new friend just walks out with some bleach blond haircut calls a scooter he just bought and i lose it. TL:DR scooters are fun and cause shenanigans

[iStealthDeath]

Joined a random lobby with some squeakers getting killed by some guy, so I came along and killed the squeakers and the guy from a closeby rooftop and then the person who was killing the squeakers had his friends try and ambush me and as I lay in wait the friend of the person attacking the squeakers had get on a rooftop below and ambush someone else attempting to attack me, and so I leaned against a ledge nearby to get a look on the person below and then they killed me..

 

After respawning I thought I'd ambush the squeakers nearby, after they got killed by the person bullying them they respawned and got ran over by a cop NPC and I took my chance and killed the squeaker and then I had a bit of a tense stand off with the guy killing squeakers and so I went off the radar and left the area (since he was camping an escalator where it's only one way up) and went ahead to the hospital near the police impound and tried to grab a helicopter but someone beat me to it and so I decided I'd steal a police heli and see if I can snipe someone from the hospital roof but everyone had cleared the area and so I decided I'd find people to kill..

 

After flying around a while and watching the people in the lobby all go different places and chase the squeakers around, at one point one of the squeakers was killed nearby to me and I killed him about 3 times before he started screaming in his mic about how he's being killed and then he luckily got away...After a while I flew around inner LS landing on rooftops trying to get shots on people but unfortunately everyone was riding in Zentorno's and Entity's (making it hard for me to snipe them out of their car) and so after a while some French person joins and starts a fight with these two other English guys and the French guy had pulled out a tank and started killing the English guys and mocking them, and then asking if they were Muslim and then started mocking the Islamic religion and telling them they blow up everything and etc.

 

So after that, he ends up getting killed by the English guys and then this goes on for a while..They go away to somewhere else and he follows (I'm standing on a rooftop nearby) as I see him trying to drive off I tried to snipe him from a far distance and managed to get a headshot but left him with littlle to no health and then someone else in the lobby started following him and I shot at the guy following and only managed to wound him alot and then after a while things seemed to have slightly died down and so I went to find the squeakers again but as I made my journey there in a helicopter some kid in a jet tried to shoot me down (and failed), so I landed on this rooftop nearby and started sniping the squeaker and his friends but they had their mics turned off and then this other person came along in their Zentorno and sat there and then I sniped him out..After that everyone had scattered the area and I then received an invitation to someones apartment - which I accepted and then I hung around with a friend in their garage whilst another person in the lobby stood outside with a tank..

 

As we decide we'll try and troll the tank, mayhem ensues and everybody is going crazy by shooting the tank and stuff and then a modder joined (My first experience with a modder!) and he was talking about how he's been modding for 3 years and so and how he's giving everyone in the lobby all the weapons in the game (including a fire extinguisher) and then he was telling everyone to check their weapons and how he's given everyone a fire extinguisher, I was hesitant of checking due to the amount of people around me and then after he left and things had calmed down I decided to check my weapons inventory...Lo and behold, this person was telling the truth! I had this random person following me around and trying to kill me whilst I sat in passive writing this haha...

Here's a picture of the guy trying to kill me holding the bullpup shotgun - provided by the modder

 

 

 

 

Edit: So, he carried on trying to hang around me and waiting for me to come out of passive and then he tried to shoot down a police helicopter with his RPG..What do I do? I jump into his RPG the moment he fired a shot he ended up committing suicide xD

 

Edit 2: Turns out the weapons don't stick

Edited July 22, 2014 by Stealth-Death

[spelunking.uranus]

LOL Last night a man killed me as I was picking up my bike after failing a stunt attempt and was minding my own business. I hate it when people kill you when they can definitely see that you are just minding your own business and doing other things. I had seen him when I landed badly and fell and just picked up my bike, ignoring him. There was no need for the kill.

 

He sent me a message calling me something that was about babies and words I will not use after I had killed him 26 times and he had not killed me again.

 

Do not attack me when I do not attack you LOL

[Charlie The Tuna]

Check out my Monkey, he is out meeting new people and making friends.

 

 

Here my Monkey is hanging out with some of his homies.

 

[lihety]

lmfao "friends"

[Tao Cheng]

Some dude gave me a run for my money.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZJjmpYnkws

[Soran Is On]

Congrats on being the one guy with terrible enough taste to wear the green monkey mask.

 

Putting it to good use at least.

[metalzhen]

Last night I was flying my buzzard around and noticed on my map that a level 208 guy was at the helli pad area attempting to get a helicopter. I flew there just on time to blow up his helicopter killing him before he was able to depart. I stuck around the area hoping he'll do the same and after 5 minutes of playing chicken with me, he attempted to get a helicopter again so I blew him up again. I flew to the construction building and landed on the very top and waited for him knowing he wanted to go after me again. I noticed that he went to the hospital and I knew he was going to spawn a buzzard on top of the hospital so I used my sniper to zone in on the area. The hospital is so far that the only way I can see him and his buzzard is when he goes inside his buzzard so I waited while zoning in on the area and he finally appeared and I sniped him with one shot. He texted me asking to fight me on the ground and I agreed to meet him on the ground by the construction building. He waited about 10 minutes before getting another buzzard. He landed on top of the taller building next to my construction building I was on and attempted to snipe me from above instead. I waited 5 minutes and I blasted his buzzard with a rpg killing him since he was next to it. He went on passive mode and told me he's on the ground now. Too late! I had to sign off to do other things so I texted him "too easy, I'm out" just to piss him off. Last night's online gameplay ended with a huge satisfaction. Some of you may want to call me an ass or a jerk but who cares, I had fun.

[AceThaCreator]

I got a friend i want to introduce you to

[InfernoV]

Dawn of the planet of the apes!

[hugh750]

today after doing a survival mode in the boneyard, i drove arould near sandy shores until i was going past the air field and noticed someone left their phoenix there, at first i got into it, but i noticed a carobob was there and i did an asshole (ish) thing i got in the cargobob and used it to hook the phoenix, and i flew it to the los santos version of the capital records building and dropped the car on top of the building and landed the cargobob on a fuel storage tank in the vinewood hills.

 

[hugh750]

just a little venting, today i tried to deliver a car to simeon, i made it to his garage and was sniped (i didn't see anyone on the minimap).

after i respawned i got back at my assassin and his friend, after that they both went around the bend and kept killing me everytime i respawned, i pointlessy sent mercs after my assassin and then called the cops on him, and i went passive and had the mechanic send my tailgater i took off in it and my assassin and his friend chased my in a supercar, and after that i got and and went passive again and was run down, i wound up reporting my assassin to rockstar for griefing and i changed sessions.

[InsaneViking3]

Yesterday, I was in an invite-only session with 5 random low-level (50 or below) little kids that had invited me. They were ALL at the airport, near the Titan hangar. I drove there and pulled up near the place and was immediately shot and killed. Now, I don't ever shoot first unless I want to get my dot back up to red, and these guys shot first, so I now had every right to blast these asshats away. I could hear them chattering to each other, "Guyz! Thee dude wee inveted iz twying to keill ush!" My ears burned. I stole a Mini Cooper and jumped back into the airport. They were hopping into a Titan (thanks to me being there) one by one, and just as the plane moved past me, I stuck a sticky on the nose. They took off, celebrating their victory, all 5 of them... Just as they were moving out of my sniper's draw distance, I clicked the button. Boom. They all gasped in shock and despair as they died, and the killfeed exploded with love and happiness.

[Darth_Zannah]

Started up GTA after maybe about a week. Went straight to the airport looking for a Cargobob, found one, went to Mors Mutual and found a brown Buffalo with dark tinted windows, made me assume it was a player owned vehicle. Switched my mic from mute to unmute and announced, "to the owner of the brown Buffalo, your headlights are on". Right away the person who owned it called it and it disappeared from my clutches.

 

Right above our fully articulated minimap, in orange lettering it read, "Special crate drop in 10 hours". I decided it was time to get a faster means of travel through the air. Flew back to the airport, found a Luxor and flew around in it until it was announced it was dropped. It was going to drop in the southern part of the city where Simeon has us deliver the special vehicles.

 

As I was cruising south, full speed, i noticed on the minimap another player was matching my speed named Side_Swipex. I used the right R3 thumbstick to pan to my right and I seen him in a Buzzard. Just thought to myself, "great, the one time I see a special crate in a session".

 

I am just outside of the circle, jump out of the Luxor by maybe like 50 ft from the ground, deploy my blue parachute and then I hear the reign of gunfire from the Buzzard. He didn't hit my parachute thankfully once. I land in the inner part of the circle next to some freight containers and Side_Swipex landed right next to the crate. I just thought, "well, my chances for a special hat are gone". I take cover, hear him firing at the mercenaries, take aim and my autoaim locks onto one mercenary. Take cover once more, and then autoaim kill my adversary. A few mercenaries still firing at me, I notice to my surprise the package still in plain sight! I run up, claim it, then hop into his Annihilator which he left perfectly for me to escape.

 

 

He text me in game right as soon as I was flying away, "what was in the crate".

 

Turn on my mic and announce, "five grand, sh*tty RP, and my first beer hat, nothing much dude."

 

He leaves the session, and sends me a Playstation message, "f*ck YOU". My subtle response was, "just go for the package next time chum---p ;)"

 

It was the most fun I have had in free roam in a long while. Feels good to obtain this hat legitimately too.