Share Your Stories

[Adeel007]

I have $19 million - but only around $5 from the current glitch - I might need to invent in some adder bonds - but I used cars on my 2nd character - I would never risk the roosevelt if I liked it (I sold it before) I lost an adder the first time I did it but didn't matter seeing as I have 6 left from billionaire days

I have $19 million - but only around $5 from the current glitch - I might need to invent in some adder bonds - but I used cars on my 2nd character - I would never risk the roosevelt if I liked it (I sold it before) I lost an adder the first time I did it but didn't matter seeing as I have 6 left from billionaire days

[Robaldinio]

... Roosevelt w no spare on the passenger side

How?

[MatthewH]

i guess you could say this is karma for all the money i stole, rest in peace ol girl, we had some great times trolling around with that obnoxious horn didnt we? *tear drop*

Well if the roosevelt was in the same garage as you were duping in then that's your problem. I duped some cars with this glitch but moved all my cars to my other garage first.

[CarimboHanky]

you didnt lose the roosevelt because of the glitch, it was because of your own stupidity!!!

 

that why i only used 3 garages to do the glitch, while the 4th garage stored my special cars that include my first pv, the first car i bought, the dubsta 2 and my roosevelt!

[OwensRacing]

Prob either replaced it with an elegy or swapped adder over it. Being in a zone and hurry things happen. As stated organize rare want to keeps in a separate garage before starting.

 

Maybe as a last ditch hope. Call morse mutual if no luck buy a different apartment at a different building.

Edited July 19, 2014 by OwensRacing

[Biohazard Abyss]

Serves you right for your sh*tposting

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

So this guy on gta online I was shooting him and his buddies and then 30 mins later he was on the mic and he was saying my female character was beautiful and took a picture of me then when me and his buddies were riding in a buzzard he sent me this message and everywhere that has a door he lets me in first saying over the mic "ladies first.." I'm sitting here like what and this is on PSN mind you. This is so crazy lol

[NukedPratorian]

I have $19 million - but only around $5 from the current glitch - I might need to invent in some adder bonds - but I used cars on my 2nd character - I would never risk the roosevelt if I liked it (I sold it before) I lost an adder the first time I did it but didn't matter seeing as I have 6 left from billionaire days

 

 

WTF do you need all that money for anyway??? I never understood why anyone ever needed billions in this game. I have had 3 million for months and it never goes down as my only expense is ammo. Cheating has been this games biggest downfall and its why I won't ever spend another penny on a Rockstar game.

[ls_stories]

just found a weasel inside my garage and while hes in here aiming at me all my cars are gone, for shame R* for shame

[maybeanotherone]

you would find a new session and all your cars back with the time it took you to post this.

 

you glitch in one way others glitch in other ways, suck it up.

 

shame on you, that was actually the pimp for all your dead hookers.

Edited July 19, 2014 by maybeanotherone

[Ammunized]

 

you glitch in one way others glitch in other ways, suck it up.

 

shame on you, that was actually the pimp for all your dead hookers.

 

Glad i'm not the only one that noticed his photo with all the Adders lol.

Edited July 19, 2014 by Ammunized

[AlienOne]

BUT YOUR ADDE... nvm

[JohnDoe7125539271]

 

 

Oh yeah!? On my second character, I have 20 Adders that are all store bought from selling tons of duped Adders first. I will certainly NOT be getting a message saying that my "Adder Bonds" are dupes and cannot be sold because of a R* fix (since each one was bought to replace a dupe, they are not dupes themselves). Although, I will only sell them if a money wipe occurs.

 

Planning is planning is planning.

Isn't going to work, i tell you.

Please explain because unless R* takes away the ability to sell Adders bought from the website, then they can do nothing.

 

 

They will wipe your money, i invested in Bugattis after the Billionaire Days, sold them, and they took the $$$ away.

[~TKP~]

guy do us all a favour and f*ck off to another thread for your chats. It's a share your stories thread and there is 3 posts on this whole page that is a story. FFS try and leave at least one thread in this forum intact.

[TreyCrll]

 

Ok, so this happened to me a few days ago.

 

I started to get bored with playing "friendly" with the white dots; so I started to purposely go "psycho". The experience gave me nostalgic memories of GTA IV. I decided to use the two easiest methods of PKing(besides a tank): Sniping and Sticky Bombs. I flew a buzzard up to the roof of the police station as it was in range of LS Customs, where there was around 7-10 players hosting a "car show". As I looked through the scope of my advanced sniper, I could see all of the other players having a good time; drinking, smoking and gesturing to each other. I could hear them through chat, talking to each other about average things such as missions, cars, ect. I was a little hesitant to break up such a good time, but something inside me longed to be on a psycho server, where the action was and I knew this was the quickest way. The first one I sniped was on top of an adder, doing the "docking" gesture. I scored a headshot on my first shot. As his head clocked backwards, I heard him curse me over chat. The other players didn't seem to notice at first. So I went in for my next two kills, two guys standing casually to the side of an obey(the Audi sports car). I suppose they were watching one of the other guys do donuts in the parking lot. I sent a slug barreling through his dick(approximately). As he went down, his buddy reacted surprisingly quickly, running for cover behind his car. As some of you know, Audis are notoriously low to the ground, so I was able to pop a clean shot off at his head. Around this time, the other players started to notice, so they scattered. They guy doing donuts abruptly crashed into a wall, giving me enough time to send a bullet through his face. One started running and screaming something along the lines of "Aw, this nigga on the roof is sniping us like a pussy." You know, ignorant Ebonics. Maybe he was right, but that wasn't the way I saw it. He kept cursing me as I got a lucky shot to his right shoulder. There were only a few left (as this entire story has taken place in approximately 30-40 seconds). None had respawned close enough to help their friends yet. However, they made quick work of driving blocks away, out of my range. My best option to take them out was the buzzard sitting, unused, behind me. I was off the roof in no time, heading to two of my targets that were nearest. It didn't take long to deal with them. A few well placed rockets blew up their vehicles. The conversation over server chat had an abundance of hate and blood lust towards my character. They constructed a rather stupid plan to kill me by using tanks and buzzards. They all raced off to get their respective combat vehicles. By this time it was toying with some random NPCs to boost my mental state rating. However, I did hear their plan, and I was prepared to fight back against a small gang of players. After what seemed to be about 10 minutes of flying around, multiple dots started heading towards me from every direction. 3 of them were buzzards. I took one out with some classic dog fighting maneuvers, but I couldn't avoid the other two shooting rockets at me simultaneously, soI bailed out of my heli just in time to avoid getting blown up. I was only about half way up to the games "roof", so I had limited space to parachute somewhere safe-ish. I decided to try to find an interior in order to force them out of their vehicles to come and get me on foot. Typical anti-vehicle combat strategy in gta. The closest that I could remember was a small corridor at a building in the airport (near the south-west corner of the map). I made it as far as I could from central LS, narrowly avoiding rockets and chain gun fire from the seemingly unskilled buzzard pilots. I landed around the entrance of the airport, between the two front parking garages. I made a run for the airstrips, where I knew I could fin my sanctuary. Whilst running, I was clipped by one of the buzzards chain guns, leaving me with only a sliver of health left. I thought I would never make it, but somehow I managed to out maneuver the rockets and make it to the stair case and in to the interior where I was safe. The inside was perfect for holding back the cops in an epic shoot out, or say, a mob of angry players seeking revenge for you griefing. There are two entrances: a ladder leading from the roof, and a double door place conveniently around the corner. I knew I was safe for the time, so I checked my map. The buzzard pilots were already there, and attempting to shoot rockets at the building in hopes of getting a lucky kill. Slowly but surely, the tanks seemed to show up at the exact same time. Soon after, an organized barrage of explosions started to rain down upon my sanctuary. I knew the only thing I could do was to wait it out if I didn't want to die. After all, no amount of skill would allow me to take down at least 4 tanks an 3 helicopters at the same time. Eventually, the mob got frustrated and finally got out of their vehicles to kill me on foot. They ran in the doors(which is easiest to access from the ground), one after another. Luckily, I was prepared; waiting around the corner with the fully auto shotgun. They were not hard to take down. One after another, they fell with only one shot at such a short range. I decided to make use of my sticky bombs and placed them around the entrance as I could hear them formulating a plan to rush in all at once. However, only around 4 of them actually rushed in with foolish hopes. I hit the detenator and sent them slamming to the ground with explosive force. This lasted around 20-30 minutes before the finally wised up. 3 of them landed on the roof, while the rest stuck to the main entrance. I wasn't sure how to handle the situation, so I did the best I could. Two rushed through the door which I promptly took down with my trusty shot gun. The other 3 came through the roof. I took down the first two no problem, but the other one left me scathed before I let some buckshot loose in his face. And, as quickly as it began, my story was over as a player rushed through the door with the "off the radar" perk, sneaking up behind me, giving me a "musket vasectomy". It was glorious while it lasted, but there I lay, in a Scarface-esque manner....WASTED.

 

And then I respawned with my new "red dot status" and was hunted down until I joined another "psychopathic" server. The End

 

-and that's my sociopathic story about how I became a psychopath.

[TreyCrll]

 

 

Ok, so this happened to me a few days ago.

 

I started to get bored with playing "friendly" with the white dots; so I started to purposely go "psycho". The experience gave me nostalgic memories of GTA IV. I decided to use the two easiest methods of PKing(besides a tank): Sniping and Sticky Bombs. I flew a buzzard up to the roof of the police station as it was in range of LS Customs, where there was around 7-10 players hosting a "car show". As I looked through the scope of my advanced sniper, I could see all of the other players having a good time; drinking, smoking and gesturing to each other. I could hear them through chat, talking to each other about average things such as missions, cars, ect. I was a little hesitant to break up such a good time, but something inside me longed to be on a psycho server, where the action was and I knew this was the quickest way. The first one I sniped was on top of an adder, doing the "docking" gesture. I scored a headshot on my first shot. As his head clocked backwards, I heard him curse me over chat. The other players didn't seem to notice at first. So I went in for my next two kills, two guys standing casually to the side of an obey(the Audi sports car). I suppose they were watching one of the other guys do donuts in the parking lot. I sent a slug barreling through his dick(approximately). As he went down, his buddy reacted surprisingly quickly, running for cover behind his car. As some of you know, Audis are notoriously low to the ground, so I was able to pop a clean shot off at his head. Around this time, the other players started to notice, so they scattered. They guy doing donuts abruptly crashed into a wall, giving me enough time to send a bullet through his face. One started running and screaming something along the lines of "Aw, this nigga on the roof is sniping us like a pussy." You know, ignorant Ebonics. Maybe he was right, but that wasn't the way I saw it. He kept cursing me as I got a lucky shot to his right shoulder. There were only a few left (as this entire story has taken place in approximately 30-40 seconds). None had respawned close enough to help their friends yet. However, they made quick work of driving blocks away, out of my range. My best option to take them out was the buzzard sitting, unused, behind me. I was off the roof in no time, heading to two of my targets that were nearest. It didn't take long to deal with them. A few well placed rockets blew up their vehicles. The conversation over server chat had an abundance of hate and blood lust towards my character. They constructed a rather stupid plan to kill me by using tanks and buzzards. They all raced off to get their respective combat vehicles. By this time it was toying with some random NPCs to boost my mental state rating. However, I did hear their plan, and I was prepared to fight back against a small gang of players. After what seemed to be about 10 minutes of flying around, multiple dots started heading towards me from every direction. 3 of them were buzzards. I took one out with some classic dog fighting maneuvers, but I couldn't avoid the other two shooting rockets at me simultaneously, soI bailed out of my heli just in time to avoid getting blown up. I was only about half way up to the games "roof", so I had limited space to parachute somewhere safe-ish. I decided to try to find an interior in order to force them out of their vehicles to come and get me on foot. Typical anti-vehicle combat strategy in gta. The closest that I could remember was a small corridor at a building in the airport (near the south-west corner of the map). I made it as far as I could from central LS, narrowly avoiding rockets and chain gun fire from the seemingly unskilled buzzard pilots. I landed around the entrance of the airport, between the two front parking garages. I made a run for the airstrips, where I knew I could fin my sanctuary. Whilst running, I was clipped by one of the buzzards chain guns, leaving me with only a sliver of health left. I thought I would never make it, but somehow I managed to out maneuver the rockets and make it to the stair case and in to the interior where I was safe. The inside was perfect for holding back the cops in an epic shoot out, or say, a mob of angry players seeking revenge for you griefing. There are two entrances: a ladder leading from the roof, and a double door place conveniently around the corner. I knew I was safe for the time, so I checked my map. The buzzard pilots were already there, and attempting to shoot rockets at the building in hopes of getting a lucky kill. Slowly but surely, the tanks seemed to show up at the exact same time. Soon after, an organized barrage of explosions started to rain down upon my sanctuary. I knew the only thing I could do was to wait it out if I didn't want to die. After all, no amount of skill would allow me to take down at least 4 tanks an 3 helicopters at the same time. Eventually, the mob got frustrated and finally got out of their vehicles to kill me on foot. They ran in the doors(which is easiest to access from the ground), one after another. Luckily, I was prepared; waiting around the corner with the fully auto shotgun. They were not hard to take down. One after another, they fell with only one shot at such a short range. I decided to make use of my sticky bombs and placed them around the entrance as I could hear them formulating a plan to rush in all at once. However, only around 4 of them actually rushed in with foolish hopes. I hit the detenator and sent them slamming to the ground with explosive force. This lasted around 20-30 minutes before the finally wised up. 3 of them landed on the roof, while the rest stuck to the main entrance. I wasn't sure how to handle the situation, so I did the best I could. Two rushed through the door which I promptly took down with my trusty shot gun. The other 3 came through the roof. I took down the first two no problem, but the other one left me scathed before I let some buckshot loose in his face. And, as quickly as it began, my story was over as a player rushed through the door with the "off the radar" perk, sneaking up behind me, giving me a "musket vasectomy". It was glorious while it lasted, but there I lay, in a Scarface-esque manner....WASTED.

 

And then I respawned with my new "red dot status" and was hunted down until I joined another "psychopathic" server. The End

 

-and that's my sociopathic story about how I became a psychopath.

And this, ladies & gentleman is a wall of text!

Yep, and it took a while to write lol. I wanted to put that "crime novel" spin on it, so it's basically waaaaayyy longer than it needs to be, but I think it's a story crafted atleast at a mediocre level. I like being detailed, not vague.

[hugh750]

today after i logged on gta online i was cruising around los santos in my cavalcade, when i saw another player run into an ammunation gun store, i suddenly started feeling like being an asshole, i thought about running up to the mentioned gun store and kill the player, but i seen he had left a chopper outside and it's engine was still running, so i took off in it and landed it on the gun store's roof, after i exited the chopper it exploded for some reason, after a few minutes of waiting for him to come out so i could kill him, i made my way down, but he blew up my suv!

Edited July 19, 2014 by hugh750

[BitPieStudios]

I always love pissing off squeakers who take the game too seriously...

 

Mr.Squeaker's Master Group Hist...

-----------------------------------------

 

Today, I was playing normally in my session. I realized then, when I checked the player list of 7-8 people, 2 other people in the lobby were Fellow Followers of Kraff... Kifflom!(To be clear, they were both members of the Epsilon crew I'm in.) I saw one nearby and took my Kifflom Plated Roosevelt to meet up, and picked her up along with the other sister in the city, flying a buzzard.She landed it, blew it up, and climbed into the Roosevelt.

 

I drove to the Epsilon building and we went on a rampage on the roof. I was using only my musket, and some random other dude helped us too. I was only using my musket, and they were impressed with my ability to take down choppers with it. Eventually, a SPECIAL CRATE DROP was announced (beer hats, yay!) and we scattered. Some kid was announcing on the mic how they were gonna organize and do what sounded like a heist...

 

"Hey Jamie, if you wanna be the gun specialist show a gun, go to me if you wanna be the organized and call lester for stuff."

 

Thinking he was talking about me, I messaged him saying, "I will join you if you are a follower, Kifflom!"

He messaged me back saying this: "I'm talking to THIS jamie (shows a PSN with jamie in the name like mine...). I'm not Kifflom."

 

Filthy unsaveable.

 

They met up and announced their extremely organized plan to get the crate. I got a buzzard to prepare by myself, but later, when it said SPECIAL CRATE IN 3 HOURS, I quickly went to the Army base, stole a Laser Jet, and spun around the Vinewood Sign area. When the crate was announced to be inbound, they got all riled up. When it dropped, I flew straight to it. Some other guy was there and the NPC's killed him, and I grabbed the crate with a sliver of health before I died myself.

 

Mr. Squeaker was... surprisingly not mad. He was more disappointed, but I was just all: "HELL YEAH! HAPPINESS SHIRT!"

They all arrived there. and he said "well maybe this guy (referring to me) was part of our operation..."

I sent him a message saying

"I won, you filthy unsaveable. Kifflom!"

 

What I said got him mad, and I drove off on my RedKeyMon bike before trying (and failing) a stunt for 5 minutes, then turning off the game.

Edited July 21, 2014 by BitPieStudios

[Con9mm]

Wasted 45 minutes of gaming trying to get into a decent DM and all I got was unarmed maps and when I finally got in what promises to be an epic DM....my console froze like Jack Frost's balls.

[nomface11]

This time its personal

 

Today I decided to mess around in free roam then my arch enemy pourcia joins . At first I think nothing of it , that was my first mistake. He and his person posse tried to spawn kill me because I was an atheist (He was your classic middle school bully , would pants people and spread nasty rumors about anyone , I stood up to him and got in trouble so I'm homeschooling now.)

 

It was my friend MC and I vs him and his merry band of douchebags. He proceeds to trap us at the airport but we hold them off with minimal casualties in the beginning then he joins our party and starts going off about how I worship the devil or something . He starts getting really personal with his insults and threatens to SWAT me. After a few minutes of stalemate , I decide to leave passive mode and make my way to the subway. I defeat him there and he gets his entire posse to go off radar and follow one guy in passive. (Being smarter than the average bear made.me realize it would be weird to see 5 dots disappear at once)

Realizing his trick I go into passive mode and do Tabby cat + plus air synth while playing the kittycat song over the Mic , needless to say I stood up to him in real life and virtual and won.

Edited July 20, 2014 by nomface11

[SimsDaniel916]

In a public lobby I just heard a squeaker (10-13 Years old) say, "Ok master, stop beating me."

 

Edited July 23, 2014 by SimsDaniel916

[xXepicjasaXx]

WHEN I GOT SPECIAL CRATE

So i was in my apartment when it said special crate drop in 5 hours, i got into my Turismo and went out so i could be first there. The crate dropped and i was right next to the green circle and i was running towards it when someone in a private jet comes flying downn and explodes, another persona arrives from nowhere and another plane comes exploding. I nearly got the crate when i died from the AI people and i respawned and ran towards the crate killing one of the AI and there was another player shooting the AI from behind a small wall 5 steps away from the crate, i ran in got the crate and the guy behind the wall raged an dkilled me Out of the crate i got minigun, RP, money and happiness t-shirt!!!

[Con9mm]

How do you lose a 3 vs 1 DM?

When your two other teammates suck at figuring out how to attack one guy. These guys ran around behind one another walking right up to the kill zone. Unreal. The market map. Just three streets, no shortcuts and very little rooftop access.

I got us 15 kills they combined for a svelt 6....3 vs 1.

Unbelievable. They just kept getting mowed down time and time again. Then they started to follow me!!!! Me, the guy trying to flank the enemy!!!

I kept turning in the opposite direction and they would follow me.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[BitPieStudios]

EDIT:

 

Theeeere's the shirt. OuO

[iStealthDeath]

After joining a crew members session, we both went and got ourselves some jets...After flying off out of the base I see a player in a helicopter heading towards the military base so I chase it down and it turns out to be a buzzard so I shot 2 missiles after locking on but they missed. So the buzzard tried to fight back but it also missed and then I tried to shoot it head on again but missed and the buzzard had got a lucky shot at me and disabled my jet so I bailed but then my parachute hadn't rendered and so I had fallen to my death.

 

After respawning I shot a couple rounds into the targets Buzzard and watched as he flew off towards an armoured truck nearby, I knew this was my chance to get revenge, and so I positioned myself on a hill and watched as he relentlessly followed the armoured tuck. I took 2 shots and sniped him out of his buzzard and then after he respawned, I searched for him with my sniper scope but couldn't see him until he jacked an NPC's car which I sniped him out of, after respawning more closer he killed me and tried to kill me with another NPCs car after I respawned..But I shot him out of that and made my escape with that car and as he respawned he watched as I drove off and once I had made my escape I somehow managed to get the car stuck in water, and so I stole another NPCs car and got myself a 5k bounty and drove up to meet up with my crewmate who I asked to relieve me of my bounty but they didn't and just got into the car I approached them with and so I got into the car and we rushed to an armoured truck nearby and then the person I had killed previously tried to attack the armoured truck and me but failed and we ended up blowing up the armoured truck and then the person I had been killing tried to shoot us but I blew him up with a sticky bomb and then we retreated back to the military base and got ourselves some jets.

 

After getting our jets, I just flew around in circles whilst I searched for music to listen to on my laptop..After a few minutes I get a message from this person saying "Your a real f*cking fa**ot i hope you know" and confused as I was, I asked him "What happened?" but I received no reply so I thought I'd fly into the city..And what do I see? A player chasing an armoured truck and as I flew past I thought I'd fire a random rocket just to see if I could get the armoured truck and I did, but then it turned out the player who was chasing the armoured truck was the one I had been killing previously and so I laughed and flew past him multiple times with my jet and then I received an in-game text message from the guy saying "lol f*ck yu" and then as I laughed at his anger I thought I'd see if I could make him more mad by getting another player to kill him, so I set a 9k bounty on him and he ran into his apartment being chased by multiple players..

 

After he retreated back to his apartment, I saw multiple people had been killed at one location and thought I'd inspect...Lo and behold it's a twanker and as I flew by him and his twanker buddy tried to shoot me down and so I took it upon myself to rid the lobby of these twankers. And so after multiple attempts of trying to remove one twanker surrounded by police vehicles and helicopters I finally got one but there was his friend still to be taken care of and so I took multiple strafe runs and finally got the second twanker...After taking out the second twanker it turns out the first twanker I took out had returned to get himself another tank and as I swooped down and took him out I accidentally forgot to pull up and crashed into a tree..After respawning the twanker had gone into passive and then a moment after that one of the twankers send me a message asking me if I'm a cheater lol

[Tao Cheng]

Did best 2 of 3 gymkhana street races.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAs76CiiMBk

[WesternMotorcycleCo.]

Well, I saw a thread called "this is what every gta video looks like" and it was a gta pic with weed and sh*t written all over it so I thought "no, ill show him what its really like", then I made this pic and by the time I went to post the image the thread was deleted so I didnt want to waste my time for nothing so i thought id post it here and now im writing this post

[Vec]

I entered the subway train and shot the pilot while the train was moving and the train stopped in the following station as if the pilot was still alive and used the brakes

[hugh750]

tonight i was in a shootout next to the overpass lsc, i hid next to a off ramp barrier, the other player hid the otherside of the barrier, i had one of my guns out and aimed my pointer at the barrier and moved my pointer to where he was and it went red and i thought wtf and shot him and felt bad, i felt like a cheater (i don't want to be labeled a cheater).

Edited July 21, 2014 by hugh750

[LordzBacon]

-Exploding Results-

 

It been almost a year now and I'm still shocked to always find players who can't tell if you are in passive mode or not. Wasting them bullets left and right then sending messages about cheating or glitching into god mod. But then you meet those who try so hard to kill you in passive mode even thinking outside the box.

 

Just a normal day in the city. Im driving a stolen car from some hick up in the country and just finished a robbery and lost the cops moments later by driving to the cit by way of train tracks.

Down in the city I come across a user of level 10 in a tank. "Oh great" so I tend my way around him while he or she chases other players, destroying cars and other things in his way while listening to the others shout at him and deciding to leave.

 

I lose track of the guy and forget all about him as I destroy the car I stolen and called my mechanic to drop off my truck. As i waited I noticed a dot coming to me. Figured I stay enter passive mode myself and just wait on the side lines and hope he or she drives away. The dot gets closer and as my car appears....it exploded. The dot was non other then the tank...still on a rampage. He drives straight at me. I jump the corner to a higher ledge because even with all that power it can't climb a stone wall ledge that is 5 feet tall. as i stand there the "Tank" continues to ram at the wall trying to climb. This goes on for a good 20 mins, backing up and driving forward or sideways trying to run me over. He then decides to blow me up...again nothing.

 

Not much else to do I stand and "thrust air" as he goes about running me over. Tank stops moving for a few moments. But being faced with a Tank and not much a mind reader i stand around walking the edge slowly until I get a Message from the guy. "Get off there you coward" and again the tank rams the wall.

 

Thinking outside the box for once he uses the tanks cannon to knock me off in away or lose my balance so I fall off. Failing most the time and luck for me to out run and jump him to get back. Almost a half hour of this goes on and finally another player appears and begins throw stickies at him. As he was distracted I booked it to the back alley as I saw he killed the other guy and he gives chance.

 

Tanks can't pass small alley ways so he again shoots but nothing. I make my way to a set of stairs and climb to the roof...again tank fire exploding all around. I called in a pick up chopper on one side of the building and went to the other side. Taunting him with air thrusts. as my chopper arrived I disabled passive mode and jumped into the chopper and headed to the military base. Course as i flew away I was on the other side of the building and he couldn't shoot me down from his spot.

 

Arrived at the base, stole a jet and flew back to the city. Now I am not the best pilot but I love to crash ^_^. SO...in the end I flew to the tank guy and crashed right into him...sending us both to hell. As an added bonus the guy had a mic it turns out but for my own humor he used Soundboard to talk and repeated a classic South Park clip, "Ah Oh retard Alert!" then leaves.

---------------------------

 

Short

-Careful what you choose-

So this was during the first 24 hours of reaching lvl 25 and using...Ignition Bombs.

You know how players go to LS(Los Santos) and either repair cars or steal one of ones around the shops? well is spent a few moments stealing all those cars in every location near LS and put a bomb in them all, re-parking in the same locations then sit back and watch the deaths appear...one by one.

 

Another part to this was I had put a bomb in a car I stolen but it wasn't my own so I didn't really much care. After awhile I had forgotten about it and met a fellow player who we both rob stores together. Needless to say I was the driver as he was the gun man. WELL..we ended up getting 5 stars and as we drove we made it to the airfield to get away by plane...we both died. As we respawn he was closer to where the car was and made a run for it....his final words "Ill get the car"....

Edited July 21, 2014 by LordzBacon