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[hugh750]

today i had a pretty bad experience in gta online, it all started when i joined rooftop rumble, i get in the host's chromed out shafter, he gets out leaving me in the driver's seat (at the time i didn't know he sent for a chopper pickup, i'm sitting in the car beeping the horn for him to get in (i intended to drive him to the parking lot), he doesn't get in and i'm not going to wait forever so i drive off in his car, but he kicks me out of the car and have the mechanic send my cavalcade (it now has all the performance upgrades) and i drive to were we need to go, i'm nearly there when i encounter our host he destroys my suv with a minigun and kills me, when i respawn i jack a sabre turbo and slam into the car he has (i'm not about to let him get away with what he did to my suv), but after the mission is over and we're back in free roam, he destroys my suv again, so i put a bounty on him and he sends me a message calling a "bitch" and i'm a guy, i wind up getting into a firefight with him i get killed a few times and went into passive mode, he sends me another message calling me a bitch for going into passive mode, i jacked another car and almost immediately i get yanked out of it and nobody or no npc did it but the jerk was in the area so i suspected that he was a hacker.

i did report him to microsoft and rockstar

i'm not going to name and shame him.

 

sorry guys i just had to vent and yes i know i could have changed sessions.

[SnyderGuy]

Everytime I go on vacation or just out of internet range for a week a big DLC comes out.

December Family Reunion for Christmas - Snow in lobbies, i missed this entirely.

March Skiing Trip in Breckenridge/Keystone (profile picture at top of peak 8) -The High life Update Came Out

July mountain biking / white water rafting in the desert next to South Park Colorado and in Keystone - Independence Day Update Came Out

July Camp Potawotami (I'm a counselor) starting this sunday to next sunday - 1.16 might come out to remove the Independence Day stuff and patch a bunch of sh*t. It is past mid-July so i wouldn't be surprised if it did.

Another reason,

Everytime I ask Rockstar Support on some things to help remove/increase the member cap on my crew (I'm the commissioner and we have over 300 requests to get in and we're full, we're rank 255 in the world) they just dodge the question and just lock the response.

This is honestly how I feel about the whole thing...

[Tao Cheng]

Felt like a confused noob on a mission.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I03x7NXiURg

[InsaneViking3]

Yesterday, my friend and I were getting bored fighting each other in an invite-only match, so we moved to a public one. I'm a level 127 and he is a level 53. Anyway, I decided to go full douchebag, so I scan the map for any battles going on. There's 3 people that are relatively high levels (75 and up) at the LSC by Eclipse Towers having a gunfight, so I steal a Banshee and haul ass over there, my friend close behind. I walk down the driveway into the LSC minigun ablaze, killing 2 of the 3 and a lot of cops. My friend sniped the 3rd one. We get up to the roof, and they all "team up" on us (they're still fighting each other, but now they had a common enemy.... Us!) We kill them over and over, me using the Heavy Sniper/Combat MG/RPG and my friend using the Sniper Rifle/Pump Shottie. Eventually, more cops and more people show up, and we were pinned down by MGs and Carbines. I threw an airstrike flare and killed a lot of them. One of them flanked us and killed my friend, resulting in multiple shotgun blasts from me. With the flanker dead, and the cops closing in, I thought I was dead for sure. So goddamn many cop cars....

 

I was pulling out the trusty RPG to kill the cops as a Buzzard swooped in from the air and opened fire with the miniguns on my ledge... Looked like a Die Hard movie. Blind-fired the RPG and took that bitch out. After that, the fight slowly started to die down until everybody had left. There were muggers after me left and right, but it was worth it.

[Kurt370]

I was playing earlier trying to get an heli, but an idiot flying a hydra was trying to kill me. I tried to snipe him to damage the jet enough, but failed due to my bad position between 2 building. Finally i got my chance to get an heli and fly to a high place, i paused the game to check the map and noticed the guy was with the jet landed on Trevor personal airport, so i got an idea. I just call Lamar and I sent a guy to steal his money. I just received a sucess notification, so i decided to see the map and to my surprise, the robber has stolen his hydra.

I sent a message to this guy asking where is his hydra, and he just insulted me. I get my heli and killed him a lot of times as revenge

[Mightymomo22]

Bought a house in Paleto Bay. Nice & quiet no squeakers no getting blown up anymore

[dan bull]

dewtech add me on xbl gt is badboy194

[Static]

So just got a voice message on XBL from some kid I was fighting with in FM like half an hour earlier, asking me verbatim, "Dude, did you hack my account or something? Cause now my games not working." Kid sounded no older than 13, I weep for the future...Now I know why he was lagging so much during our fight.

Edited July 18, 2014 by StaticLW

[Conker64]

I once played an entire 4 hours session and did not freeze or discount once! Nor could I not connect to the cloud!

[MadeBrazen]

Decided to follow a random fella I just plugged for a £7K bounty - he was driving a little black Futo which I have been considering getting for meself so thought I'd tail him a bit (in my Black Sentinel!), try and scare him a little so he would show me what the little car can do. Kind of like a test drive... of death.

 

So there we were merrily weaving in and out of traffic and he starts kicking the back end out of corners, taking 'em sideways. Now I for one am very appreciative of this kind of driving so join in, fishtailing corners, chucking up clouds of blue tire smoke (don't ask). Off we go, the red mist starts to fade and I make a decision this one will live a little longer.

 

The Futo guy reminds me of a little puppy, he is swinging around clearly happy that I am chasing him - proceeds to lead me off-road off the freeway up Tianski onto the road that goes over the dam. Damn, lots of fun, we are both sliding around not too fast, me not too furious anymore, Im happy to follow him.

 

Continues this way, back down the other side of the mountain, onto the freeway and off again on the road leading up to Madrazos ranch (give it the finger as we fly past).

 

Forget how but we ended up in the quarry, driving in circles, sideways up and then back down, taking turns leading. And so a little union was born and I gave him half the bounty cash.

 

I enjoyed the route so much, I was motivated to hop into creator and make a rally course for Futos, Warreners and Sultans. The route splits after crossing the dam with no warning - you either go around the reservoir or through a dynamic fence down into the mudlands amongst a collection of wrecked vehicles - pop back out the other side and back on track. Tested it a couple of times really trying to make which way you choose to be down to chance. Seems ok.

 

Decided against the Futo, its just so very.. teeny. So will get a Sultan and paint it Scotsman blue and yellow for now.

 

Here it is guys http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/QaObMFoavE-o5KB305JG6w?platformId=null

[Pete4000uk]

To much to go into detail over the last few days but I have met a lot of crew members and its been fun messing around with them!

[CrysisAverted]

Started a second character, many more people are often friendly to me in free-roam, in fact just this second a guy pulled up and asked me to get in his car, I drove away and he got out and shot at me. Guess what gender my character is.

[Con9mm]

Good Morning Los Santos!!

Lotta killin' to do tonight.

 

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I Love the smell of Chlorine in the morning!

 

Come to Hangman Avenue for the Pool Parties....Stay for the Homicides!!!

Edited July 18, 2014 by Day Reaper

[hugh750]

today i took my cavalcade for a drive, i made a quick stop at a lsc to change the colors on my rims and left, i saw a shadow fly over me, i looked around and saw nothing so i drove away, the next thing i knew was that i had a buzzard chasing me and firing rockets, he missed me each time but it lead to a high speed chase down the streets of los santos and a high speed freeway chase that would have been seen in action movies, long story short was the chase ended in the building that has a place where you can ramp off, i hit it and stopped, as soon as i did that my would be assassin landed and i shot and killed him and took his chopper!

[Lord_Smasherton]

You guys gotta try this.

 

At the amphitheater with two guys chasing me. I pull around a corner just in time, get out, boom shotgun blast to both their faces. I go off radar and climb the ladder to the roof. They respawn and are confused. Boom sniper them both. Come back on radar, they respawn. I slowly make my way down the ladder but from my position on the map, it still looks like I'm on the roof. I peak out behind a corner and pop pop, kill them both. I then go back up the ladder so I am on the roof.

 

I see them respawn, turn the corner where I was, and they're confused. Assault rifle for each, boom, 2 more deaths.

 

This went on another two times, until finally they caught me on the roof with a rocket launcher.

[Darth_Rob]

Drove into my garage last night to find this:

 

 

I assume this is the "Dead Hooker Glitch" everyone is talking about.

 

The doors kept opening and closing by themselves, and occasionally the horn would honk.

 

 

What gets me is that the people who do this stuff are the same folks who get on here and whine about heists not being out yet.

[iStealthDeath]

So, after being griefed by an invisible and unknown person in a previous lobby I joined a new lobby enraged hoping to inflict pain on other people, as I joined I saw many people were up north but a few were still around LS...Hoping to surprise them and sneak up on them I thought I'd try the "under the map" glitch, but to no avail I kept failing at it so I thought I'd grab a jet and kill someone instead..As I made my way up to the military base the majority of the lobby had left and there was 3 other players in a lobby all having a deathmatch (2v1) and so I thought I'd help out the victim a bit..

 

So I went off the radar as I approached and fired my cannons killing 1 of 2 targets and as I came back for a second strike I managed to get the second and then try to attack the first again, however I kept coming under fire from the second target everytime I tried to swoop in on the first target but after a while of turning the jet in circles I managed to kill the first target another 2 times (allowing their victim time for a tactical retreat) and then kept trying to swoop in on the second target but he wasn't visible whenever I did a cannon run on the second targets approximate location (seeing as it was really dark)..

 

Afterwards, the victim had returned and got into a firefight with the first target (and lost) so I tried to do a run on him but missed and was shot at by his minigun rounds (which had hardly any effect surprisingly) and so I went after the second target again and finally located him hiding in a helicopter (Which I blew up after locating him). Afterwards, the first target was spotted chasing the victim and as I swooped in I had accidentally killed the victim and then after a while of killing the first target, he finally left and then his friend followed suit...As I flew around I was wondering where the victim had disappeared to and as I looked at my minimap, I saw what looked to be a player icon around my apartment so I flew by and noticed there was no player there and then I opened up my map and saw he was still around Sandy Shores, so I went to hunt him down but it turned out he wasn't on the ground...

 

After a moment of confusion, I had realized the person was probably in a jet/buzzard and may possibly strike down on me and so I flew my jet higher and found him to be hovering really high, above the clouds and to a point where my jet had started stalling and my lock-on missiles weren't working and so I fired a few cannon rounds which he miraculously turned towards and died.After respawning he waited a few seconds and then left.

 

Tl;dr - I killed some guys who were bullying this other person and made them rage quit, and then I killed the person who was being bullied and they rage quit.

[Judicious 7]

Ok, so this will probably not be noticed but I'll share anyway.

 

So I'm on this street corner doing taunts with like 3 randoms. Since I was the only female avatar, they all flock together and get close to me. I start doing the 'Air Thrusting' taunt and they all start doing it too.

 

Literally out of nowhere, an SUV which had to be doing 90 mph smacks everyone against the wall...

 

except me. My jaw hung agape for some time. This game is insane!

[Ikeblaster]

Yesterday or the day before I was being chased by an adder and I was in my turismo, no suprise he was a squeaker and throwing sticky bombs like no tomorrow. Then I honk my horn and I guess I aggravated him so he rammed me and said "I coulda blew you up duuuuuude!" I just went on driving away and then he braked and I was confused and went full on turbocharged or something guess he was just cruising earlier lol..then I got to an intersection and did a 180 and he went on top of my a flew over me and blew up, all I heard was "hacker!" "I'm reporting you dude" haha I died laughing. Then I went on griefing the disrespectful little c*nt for about 20 minutes before he left. Haha

[Tao Cheng]

Did parachuting for the first time. Also did a lot of fun versus mission.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFnhs5xl__E

[Mightymomo22]

Hm well Today I did rooftop rumble like 3 times. Failed all 3. People keep getting wasted. I like living in Paleto Bay.

[BitPieStudios]

 

 

Ok, so this will probably not be noticed but I'll share anyway.

So I'm on this street corner doing taunts with like 3 randoms. Since I was the only female avatar, they all flock together and get close to me. I start doing the 'Air Thrusting' taunt and they all start doing it too.

Literally out of nowhere, an SUV which had to be doing 90 mph smacks everyone against the wall...

except me. My jaw hung agape for some time. This game is insane!

"I'm gonna run over all these los-

Oh cool, a chick. have to leave her alone"

 

basically. xD.

 

 

 

anywho, a short story from me...

 

NOT GOOD ENOUGH, BIT! NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!:

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What with my newfound knowledge of using Charles to mod my cars for my two characters, I decided today to buy a Bati and Ruffian for stunting for my secondary character.

My main also needed a makeover for his vehicles. I based the bikes off my favorite GTA stunters; RedKeyMon and Kwebbelkop.

My main has a red Bati and red Ruffian, with the following plating on it now:

 

My secondary has orange bikes with "KWBL KOP" Yankton plates on it, but I didn't take pics of that.

 

Well I decided to take those bikes for a spin on my secondary character, and I ended up in "stunter's paradise" with another guy who was riding a Nemesis while I drove a Bati.

 

I hit a stunt and landed it on my first try, while he fell trying to do it.

After a few attempts with him in the back of my Bati, I hit the stunt with him. He sent me a message saying "Try a better stunt next time" and left.

 

lol this guy couldn't even hit the stunt himself, yet he told me I wasn't good at all FML...

 

Edited July 19, 2014 by BitPieStudios

[JohnTaper]

N3ON FOR35T on xbox is a glitching cheating coward. I don't care about glitches until people like this start using them to get kills. Guy is floating up in the air just killing people over and over. Trying to get people to report him but who knows. What a coward. Gotta use glitches to get kills. What a sad dude. SHooting a chopper out of the sky with a minigun standing in mid-air. Like I said normally I wouldn't care about anybody glitching, but this guy is a parasite. He needs his dunce cap at least.

 

[ls_stories]

i guess you could say this is karma for all the money i stole, rest in peace ol girl, we had some great times trolling around with that obnoxious horn didnt we? *tear drop*

[_Rei]

Ever thought of using a different garage than the one the Roosevelt was in?

[Fennimoe]

LOLOL

[Fox2Quick]

Second character - 19 adders plus my epsilon blue Roosevelt w no spare on the passenger side

[Fennimoe]

Oh yeah!? On my second character, I have 20 Adders that are all store bought from selling tons of duped Adders first. I will certainly NOT be getting a message saying that my "Adder Bonds" are dupes and cannot be sold because of a R* fix (since each one was bought to replace a dupe, they are not dupes themselves). Although, I will only sell them if a money wipe occurs.

 

Planning is planning is planning.

Edited July 19, 2014 by Fennimoe

[JohnDoe7125539271]

Oh yeah!? On my second character, I have 20 Adders that are all store bought from selling tons of duped Adders first. I will certainly NOT be getting a message saying that my "Adder Bonds" are dupes and cannot be sold because of a R* fix (since each one was bought to replace a dupe, they are not dupes themselves). Although, I will only sell them if a money wipe occurs.

 

Planning is planning is planning.

 

Isn't going to work, i tell you.

[Hector Tavares]

i guess you could say this is karma for all the money i stole, rest in peace ol girl, we had some great times trolling around with that obnoxious horn didnt we? *tear drop*

Just request a hacker to build you one in the duping/requests thread.