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[grand theft spaghetti]

just watched dawn of the planet of the apes.

 

I couldn't help but compare parts of the movie to the online experience of playing this game.

if only we had monkey skins and horses online.

[Vehicles]

So I was joining dms repeatedly and was placed in a lot of 1mil money dm.I got fed up and joins one last dm and sure enough,1mil money dm.

 

Alright so a we all forum members know it.The weapons are fenced up.The player all spawn around containers with no way out.The match starts and someone managed to get a Buzzard into the weapons cache (Murder ensues).

 

So there are still 4 person left (including me).I kept commiting suicide to switch the spawn points.The spawn point helped me so I fall on the barricade of the kill zone.I ran around the airport and called mercenaries on him.

 

Skip to 3 minutes later.I made my way around the airport nearing the weapons cache. Karma's a bitch.The mercenaries cars are parked all around the container.So I took one and climbed up.The guy with all the with the weapons got a knock in the head.So as you know it,the spawn killer gets spawn killed.

[Ikeblaster]

My stupidity got the best of me "stay legit" I said "don't glitch" I said forget that I'm filthy rich with new cars like it's no ones buisness!!

[CrysisAverted]

Doing a race called "Obstacle What?" in third place behind two Zentorno's while I hold down the thumbstick to look at my beaten up Entity, I had a small collision and the bumpber has almost fallen off, I contemplate maybe the 100% armor has glitched out and as I stop holding down the thumbstick and go back to normal cam the two leading cars fly towards me and off the track and I claim first place.

 

 

Later, Im chasing a guy on a train in my car, he rpgs me, I respawn and follow suit this time with some 5k worth of merryweather heli support to snipe him (I figure its perfect seeing how he has no cover from aerial vehicles attacking him) the chopper spawns in the Turbine field and blows up almost instantly. Thanks R*

 

Later, still following the guy I get to Sandy airport and get in a jet, it vanishes, I go to the heli and it vanishes to leaving me to fight off the coming gang attack. Thank R*

Edited July 14, 2014 by Sh4d0wX32111

[Hail Sithis]

Sometimes I like taking my most expensive car and driving it off cliffs, barrel rolling down hills, ramping off of things, etc.

Basically trying to see how sh*tty I can make the car look without blowing it up, and maybe see how much it sells for once it becomes a cube.

 

And I'm not sure why but I kinda get turned on when I see the car roll down a mountain, getting wrecked and thrashed and stuff o.o

 

 

So anyways I was doing just that, driving around Sandy Shores in my pure black Adder with bright purple pearlescent. Flying down the highway at insane speeds, bumping into every car and causing traffic jams, pileups and all kinds of chaos. I then left the road to take a shortcut back into LS, ramped off the top of a hill in Vinewood and landed sideways with the wheels up against some hedge behind a house. For some reason I couldn't get the car to flip over on the other side so I got out and began kicking it, hoping that it would slide off the hedges. To my dismay, it flipped itself upside down and I was unable to enter it anymore. I panicked and thought it would catch fire and blow up if left there for too long and I would have to pay the $12.5k fee, so I ran around to the street and hijacked a Landstalker that was parked in the driveway and drove it around to the back. I then spent the next 10 minutes slowly pushing my Adder around the shrub hoping that it would flip itself back over. I noticed as I was shoving it along, there was another backyard with a pool in it and I start praying that my car doesn't slide right into it. As I came around the curve of the hedge, I rammed into the Adder one last time and it backflipped in place and landed right side up. I can't even begin to describe how glad I was when it happened.

 

I then got back into my car and started making my way towards the LSC, making sure to hit every ramp, jump over as many houses, and t-bone as many NPC cars as I could. The car was looking pretty sh*tty right then; the front bumper and hood were gone, the doors had all fallen off, the windows all shattered, and the front end scrunched up so low to the ground to the point that when I slammed into the back of an SUV, it would fly into the air, as if I were driving an Infernus or Turismo.

 

I finally made it into LSC and checked the damages: $600. It would still sell for $640k. So I exited without repairing anything and drove off into the sunset, thinking of taking on Mt. Chiliad...

[rushfox]

Anyone watch the A-Team?

 

 

[JON22]

I just spawned into the game and went passive to check gtaforums on my phone. Some guy drove by and blew my car up. Ignored it and went back to reading gtaforums. A fire engine came to put my burning wreck out. About 10 seconds later while reading random threads I hear loads of explosions not caused by other players. This is what I saw when I looked up. Everyone else but me was in the city.

Guy in picture is NPC lol.

[Kohr-Ah]

I decided to take a break from lunacy, and I overheard a touching phone conversation in the lower parts of Los Santos. It was a bigger brother phoning a little brother, telling him to stay in school and how he's gangbanging so that his bro doesn't have to. Out of all the chaos, it seems there is a bright light in Los Santos afterall.

[Tao Cheng]

I'm sh*t at racing. You be the judge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qmq7mIbVvs

[BucketOfSloths]

I was doing the hooker glitch today and this happened... The bitch literally just slumped over and fell out when I had only duped one car (that selfish ass)

 

 

In other news, I met Sasquatch and I guess I have a boat as a PV...

 

 

[hugh750]

last night i was a bit of a jerk.

i just failed in a survival mode at the bone yard, and was driving around sandy shores in my elegy when i drove through the air field and saw the titan (i thought it just spawned there, because it does sometimes) and i drove off, i went aways down the air strip and turned around, and i saw another player getting in the titan, i felt like being a jerk and launched a grenade at the titan and blew it up.

then i got hit with an insurance bill and a bad sport warning about blowing up pv's, (if the player who's titan was blown up at sandy shores air field last night reads this, i'm sorry)!

 

and my second goof from last night happened after i nearly fully upgraded a cavalcade (i fully upgraded the performance upgrades, put in a nice stereo system etc), but i made one bad mistake i forgot to put insurance on it, i got out of it after i collected a $1k bounty and accepted a 1 vs 1 deathmatch (which i won 4 - 0), when i called the mechanic so i could have him deliver my cavalcade (it wasn't listed in both of my properties.

about $60k wasted!!

Edited July 15, 2014 by hugh750

[hesselgren]

today my buffalo (in singleplayer) spawned with no wheels, no hood, no bumpers, no roof. i was still able to drive it around but could not take my phone up or do anything. to bad i wanted to take a pic of it.

[hugh750]

today i was in sandy shores after i did a lester mission (where you destroy police property), i went to the lsc there and sold one of my vehicles, after i did that another player with a bounty on his head went into the lsc, so waited him out (about 10 minutes) when he came out i shot and killed him and took off in his sultan rs, i drove it around sandy shores and took it high up in the mountains, i took it to the top of nearest mountain to me with plans on leaving it on top of the mountain except it went off the side down a cliff, i bailed out but died, as i was dying i heard the car keep on crashing down the side of the cliff, my 6 foot tall raccoon avtar was being a furru little asshole, and to top it off the next survival mode i was in had the player whom i killed and took his ride!! XD

Edited July 16, 2014 by hugh750

[N. Man]

Let's just say, passive mode should only be used against tanks. Especially if the " passive" player enters the mode after being blown up in his jet, thinking he's all that, and me and a bunch of sketchy people have to run he ass over. THEN, they decide to kill themself, and run to the base to get another lazer. You let me down GTA Online. You let me down ;_;

[grand theft spaghetti]

I was owning this public lobby. killing level hundreds left and right. then I made one of them cry and they left to turn on a mod menu. when he came back him and his friends took turns killing me while ffjkilla007 made my character act like an npc.

 

they dared me to record them and turn them in. rockstar doesn't have the balls to do anything about it. anyone know where to turn in the video?

 

I take it as a compliment they had to go to such extreme actions just kill me. ive never had someone that butthurt.

Edited July 16, 2014 by ijustcameheretobeeotch

[hugh750]

I was owning this public lobby. killing level hundreds left and right. then I made one of them cry and they left to turn on a mod menu. when he came back him and his friends took turns killing me while ffjkilla007 made my character act like an npc.

 

they dared me to record them and turn them in. rockstar doesn't have the balls to do anything about it. anyone know where to turn in the video?

 

I take it as a compliment they had to go to such extreme actions just kill me. ive never had someone that butthurt.

first upload the video to youtube and make them stars, then ether send the video or youtube link to it to rockstar support and report them.

Edited July 16, 2014 by hugh750

[Hail Sithis]

Found a Principe Nemesis bike and was pretty excited so I insured it and drove it all around LS and Blaine County :3

Then several bounties started popping up in the lobby and I just had to go after them, but chasing them with a sticky bomb or an AP pistol just wasn't that exciting anymore... so I decided I would pose as someone trying to "save" the person and give them a ride. I threw a bomb on the side of my bike and started driving around picking up bounties and driving them around for a bit, before blowing both of us to hell

So there was this one guy I was chasing around before he disappeared into his apartment. I texted him asking "need a ride?" and he's like "nty," and then I was like ":(" then I got distracted by another guy who got another bounty and left. Well this guy decides to leave his apartment and drive to his house in Vinewood Hills, so I follow him and wait outside sitting on my bike looking sexy as fk, he comes out and sees me, sees that I'm not hostile so he hops on. So I take him down the street and up another, the bomb wasn't concealed really well and it was a marvel that he didn't even notice the red light.

Then I hit the trigger

After that i switched passive on and ran behind a wall as the guy started spamming rockets at me and trying to run me over with a random car, i guess he got mad or something hehe. I blew him a kiss and give him the $3k from the bounty.

I went on to blowing away more bounties and sending the $$ back, even started calling in my Maverick and throwing a sticky in the back. It worked well for the most part since the people know i can't shoot out of it and there aren't any rockets or machine guns on it, so why not trust me to give them a lift?

I flew this one guy really high up (he was around rank 13 or something) with a $9k bounty. I bailed and exploded the chopper as i parachuted down like a boss. I bet that noob was so confused after he respawned, however i did send all the $ back to him and also went on to send him $ from other bounties as i claimed them.

 

I also got my first "kill target" job from Lester, wondered why it took so long to get it and found out he calls you for the first time and I usually ignore calls from contacts...

I flew around killing almost every target he ordered and sent the $ to random people in the lobby.

Edited July 16, 2014 by 15473569

[Pete4000uk]

 

they dared me to record them and turn them in. rockstar doesn't have the balls to do anything about it. anyone know where to turn in the video?

 

I take it as a compliment they had to go to such extreme actions just kill me. ive never had someone that butthurt.

Put it on youtube. I'm sure I was in a lobby with him doing this a few days ago

[NightTheBunny]

Last night I was driving into LSC to get my shiny new Soverign some new upgrades. When I got there, there were some new players camping there and killing anyone who would try to go into LSC.

 

So I called an airstrike.

[grand theft spaghetti]

 

they dared me to record them and turn them in. rockstar doesn't have the balls to do anything about it. anyone know where to turn in the video?

 

I take it as a compliment they had to go to such extreme actions just kill me. ive never had someone that butthurt.

Put it on youtube. I'm sure I was in a lobby with him doing this a few days ago

 

lol. in the end he was crying. he just downloaded the mod menu and only has godmode and control other players today. please don't report him. then he went on to deny it was him doing it. until another player kept killing him and he threatened to hack him as well. I stayed in the room to taunt the guy. every time I made him mad he would control my character.

 

he spent an hour stalking me trying to kill me, so he could control my character after he got one kill. even after he controlled my character he struggled with hitting me with his supercar. how bad do you have to suck at a video game when you cant run over the guy you forced to sit in the middle of the street? even with his cheating his k/d ratio was a joke. It broke his heart when I said the kill count shows I still have more kills on him. he tried saying the counter was broken but later he was using the kill counter to brag about having more kills than another player. then he started with I just wanted to bring down your k/d ratio. it was at 4.89 and after that it was 4.87. so he really hurt my k/d ratio by .02.

 

like I said, I was flattered by the extreme efforts this group of kids spent in getting their revenge. the funny part is I just got out of bad sports so I wasn't even using my tank. I can just imagine the butthurt rage of those kids if I had been playing using my tank. all I was using was the combat machine gun and the rpg. (after he turned off the ability to aim at his character)

 

since he is too stupid and only managed to do a simple npc action my character would regain control after a minute. so while he tried to hit my character with his car I would rpg his backwards driving supercar. than after he spawned he would control me for another minute while driving backwards trying to run me over. even hacking the game to control my character he was still afraid I would get him. and I did too. I got the last kill on him before I finally went to sleep. dude has to be the worst player ever.

 

 

Edited July 16, 2014 by ijustcameheretobeeotch

[MadeBrazen]

Last night I was driving into LSC to get my shiny new Soverign some new upgrades. When I got there, there were some new players camping there and killing anyone who would try to go into LSC.

 

So I called an airstrike.

 

Nice move. Did it get anyone? All my airstrikes have been like lobbing powdery snowballs

[Quarterback9]

I was standing in my Del Perro apartment garage when I got the notification that someone is buzzing- go to the door to answer it. I walked to the door and accidentally left my garage. I thought for sure I would be murdered walking out of my garage, but I came out and saw the funniest thing I have ever seen in this game. Right outside my garage in the parking lot were 3 players. 2 were taking a selfie with the 3rd in the backround in a car getting a nice present from a prostitute. I couldn't believe what I was seeing and walked up to them and they just continued standing around and doing actions while their friend finished his business. Then i received friend requests from all 3 of them and we began tearing up the city in a helicopter with me piloting and them shooting out the doors and windows. We also visited eachothers apartments. Probably the best online encounter I have had.

[Tao Cheng]

Trying out various classes.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-5FLQATfh4

[CrysisAverted]

Bought my Cheetah back, do a super race against Zentorno's (The new adders) everyone crashes into me only to be swatted off like flies, O win the race with no competition even near me

[JetsRLove]

So me and my friend are in a lobby and we just kill some random people. Then one of the guys goes and gets a tank and starts killing a bunch of people and when he died he just got another tank. So me and my friend go to the military base for jets and my friend has no money so he can't call Lester to get the cops off of him so only I get the jet. What we didn't realize is that guy who got the tank to kill people followed me and my friend with 5 other people backing him up. My friend is getting killed by 2 people that showed up at the time so I try and rescue him with my jet. I got 1 kill with the jet and like an idiot I forget to pull up with the jet from killing the guy so I crashed into the ground. The other 4 people showed up with their super cars and whatnot and they are all above level 120 and so am I but my friend is rank 41 and that's not really fair to go 6v2. We keep trying to kill them and they kill us but they kept killing my friend without him barely getting any kills so he decides to chicken out and leave me with 6 other players trying to kill me and themselves. Anyways the fighting kept going on so 2 people go and get jets so I decide to get my tank to kill off the remaining 4 people that are still fighting. 2 of the people fighting left the game and the tank guy from earlier decides to go after me so I figured I had enough and did that quick job thingy where you spawn away to some other place. My friend then does it as well and spawns in Paleto Bay while I spawn near the beach in LS so I decided what the hell I'm going to get a jet for some revenge. So I get the jet and take off but the two jets from earlier just double team me and I did the quick job thingy so I spawn near the rooftop rumble place. My friend invites me to his apartment so I accept and I find out the tank guy from earlier has a jet with the two other people who I learned are his crew members but instead of just waiting until they leave or die, I go out my friend's apartment with him and we just get killed. I then went to go do a wall breach glitch near the beach so I go off radar. I came back on the radar and I'm still not in the glitch so tank guy comes after me and when he gets near my character he leaves the game. My friend had went to go make something to eat but was still outside his apartment and some random just decides he is going to get easy kills while he is AFC. I went to go kill the guy which I did successfully but I realize one of tank guy's friend just crashed his jet near the apartment where I am near. The random guy I killed kills the tank guy's friend 2 times then he spawned near me. I killed him about 3 or 4 times and he left the game with the other jet guy from earlier. I ended up killing the random guy 3 times before my friend timed out so I was getting bored of killing the random so I just left the game.

The End

[Testarossa]

So today I went for a drive around Blaine County with my Stinger, and it was going all well until I reached Chumash, then this guy with a Zentorno showed up.

 

As I drove past him, he honked at me and I thought "Well, he might be friendly, so let's say hi.". I then stopped at a Suburban store and he went next to me. Then we raced all the way to Sandy Shores and had a little race.

 

After that. we decided to rob a store and things went a little bit out of control. So it was a 5-10 minute outrun from the cops and my Stinger wasn't that well, so he let me drive his Zentorno, which I used to get us to my apartment.

 

As I am writing this, we're still hanging out.

 

 

[JaegerV2]

I need to lay off the Herbs... No seriously

 

I just literally sat here, convinced that I somehow managed to glitch Franklin into Online. I was in pure awe.

 

Then it occurred to me, I'm still in single player...

 

f*ck sake =(

Edited July 17, 2014 by JaegerV2

[quejki]

So, someone tried glitch near my house.... I just bought sticky bombs and make them mad

 

Edited July 17, 2014 by Quejki

[MadeBrazen]

Decided to follow a random fella I just plugged for a £7K bounty - he was driving a little black Futo which I have been considering getting for meself so thought I'd tail him a bit (in my Black Sentinel!), try and scare him a little so he would show me what the little car can do. Kind of like a test drive... of death.

 

So there we were merrily weaving in and out of traffic and he starts kicking the back end out of corners, taking 'em sideways. Now I for one am very appreciative of this kind of driving so join in, fishtailing corners, chucking up clouds of blue tire smoke (don't ask). Off we go, the red mist starts to fade and I make a decision this one will live a little longer.

 

The Futo guy reminds me of a little puppy, he is swinging around clearly happy that I am chasing him - proceeds to lead me off-road off the freeway up Tianski onto the road that goes over the dam. Damn, lots of fun, we are both sliding around not too fast, me not too furious anymore, Im happy to follow him.

 

Continues this way, back down the other side of the mountain, onto the freeway and off again on the road leading up to Madrazos ranch (give it the finger as we fly past).

 

Forget how but we ended up in the quarry, driving in circles, sideways up and then back down, taking turns leading. And so a little union was born and I gave him half the bounty cash.

 

I enjoyed the route so much, I was motivated to hop into creator and make a rally course for Futos, Warreners and Sultans. The route splits after crossing the dam with no warning - you either go around the reservoir or through a dynamic fence down into the mudlands amongst a collection of wrecked vehicles - pop back out the other side and back on track. Tested it a couple of times really trying to make which way you choose to be down to chance. Seems ok.

 

Decided against the Futo, its just so very.. teeny. So will get a Sultan and paint it Scotsman blue and yellow for now.

Edited July 17, 2014 by Bandalamente

[Con9mm]

I love living on Hangman Avenue...pool parties happening all the time.
These are the girls from up the street.

Vinewood Honeys be like....Oh is that a musket in your pocket or are you just happy to see us.




Couldnt even see by this time....gettin hurt!

Edited July 18, 2014 by Day Reaper