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[Ikeblaster]

So yesterday/the day before yesterday, I was casually driving around looking for a hearse to spawn in a broken down police car due to a 4 star chase I had whilst I searched and then I'm driving by the impound (where one of my PV's are located) and thought I'd come collect my PV later on..As I do a U-Turn I see a car whiz past me and brake to try and blow me up, but missed and right after the explosion another player sped down and ended up blowing himself and the person who tried to kill me up. Right after they re-spawned, the person who tried to kill me left the session and surprisingly, the other person went on with their business. I never did end up finding a hearse though..

I can help you get a hearse on ps3 add me darkfox_12

[Ikeblaster]

I just got offline a few minutes ago and a guy announced "I WOULD f*ckING LOVE FOR A HEARSE TO f*ckING SPAWN" so I sent him a message letting him know I have one he says over the mic "Okay come pick me up" I went and picked him up and he got his hearse and after said "now screw off twat" and blew me up I kinda get it I'm lvl 48 and he was like a 200 so he felt dominance but he should've been smarter so I called up my zentorno and blew up his uninsured hearse because he was disrespectful then he went on to rage about his superiority due to his level and I went to killing him 7 more times til he left... Lesson learned

[B7R]

Just joined a new GTAOnline session where 2 guys were hanging in ammu-nation and as i came speeding past in my baller, They run out of the store and try to shoot my baller, and end up stopping and pulling over, I got out to see who was doing it and this guy in a red adder comes around the corner almost crashing to my Baller and i shoot him

 

Well bad news for him is i killed him before he could fire any shots at me, I make a run for it to my apartment where i start a war between he's friends, I shot him 3 - 1 (Me 3 him 1) And while fighting he's friends the main dude blew up my baller and i gave em a rocket to your car surprise blowing their cars up costing me $3000 but it was worth it.

 

If i an't causing you trouble, then don't mess with me.

 

TL;DR (Guys chase after me and blow up my baller, So i give them a rocket to their car!)

[HKM87]

 

Found myself in a lobby with some wannabe gangster yesterday who was being an ass. Someone in the lobby was a modder and made the guy turn into a non controllable person. About 8 of us were following him around as the modder was singing ' These shoes are made for walkin'!'

 

I don't condone such behaviour... But it was funny. They were modding police cars as well.

 

 

But then this afternoon I ran into two of these

 

 

Just left a lobby with two lots of the ferris wheel blocking the roads around Legion Square, is there any reason why modders

pick this particular spot to deploy such things?

 

IDK why. But the bad thing is: it made the game heavy and slow.

 

Damn modders & hackers ruinning the game.

[SimsDaniel916]

After waiting weeks to get a Special Crate I finally got one with a strategy I created.

 

As soon as the Special Crate message popped up I got into a jet and took out anyone in an aircraft, that way I would be the only one in the sky meaning I would have the fastest response time to get to the crate drop as soon as it showed on the map. As soon as the crate dropped a Frogger who managed to go Off The Radar for a bit and a guy in a Zentorno raced to the crate drop. I decided to "ground" the Frogger right before it got to the drop and wiped out the Zentorno kid when he was right down the road from the drop. With those two dead, I parachuted down to the drop and grabbed the crate. Felt a bit like an asshole but in the end I got the crate that I have been waiting for.

Edited July 11, 2014 by SimsDaniel916

[161isaiah161]

This happend today

I was practicing drifting in a futo around in Rockford hill Near the underground train station when some dude in a super car comes and follows me and rams me into a wall and then throws a grenade on the floor so I sped off and turned around to see his super car blow up killing him

Edited July 11, 2014 by Jeone

[YirbyBond00Y]

 

Found these two guys behind the Ammunation at Murrieta Heights:

 

 

 

Coffee, or cigar sir?

the coffee guy looks a bit like niko.

 

I think he looks somewhat like Roman with the hair...

[Miss Malevolent]

This is why I don't go into free roam and stick to invite/crew/friend only sessions...

 

So, I decide to bang my head against the wall and chase after crates in the hopes of a special crate drop occurring...thus, I went into a public session.

 

I get one regular crate, and I grab my Buzzard and perch atop the Maze Bank in the hopes that a special crate indicator lights up and I can catch a unicorn (beer hat).

 

So I'm watching the map...and all the sudden I notice a dot right on top of my dot at the Maze Bank. So I'm thinking, this guy is swirling below, trying to find me not realizing I'm on top of the structure. I come out of the map, so I can look in the world for the guy.

 

The guy is sitting next to me in the helicopter...

 

Then he proceeds to change the colors of helicopter from, black to white, red, blue, pink etc and finally ends on white.

 

So I get out of the helicopter...and he gets out too and he waves...then does the surrender gesture...

 

Next thing I know, I'm doing the surrender gesture and can't come out of it. All other gestures are grayed out...he pulls out his gun and pops me. And in that 3-5 window I hear, "Haha, I killed you! Yeah!". (As if using a hack to kill someone is something to brag about).

 

So of course, I spawn on the street next to the Maze Bank, and who comes popping up like magic next to me, our little trolling hacker.

 

I politely pulled out my RPG and blew us both to hell after which I heard, "You f*cking c*nt!"

 

I left the session.

 

Next time motherf*cker, put your god mode on...otherwise...SURPRISE RPG BITCH!

Edited July 11, 2014 by Miss Malevolent

[JON22]

This happened when I was playing around with a gate glitch I found in Vinewood Hills

 

Lol! Broke arse game.

[blingdiablo]

This happened when I was playing around with a gate glitch I found in Vinewood Hills

 

Lol! Broke arse game.

 

"This is my brother Darryl, this is my other brother Darryl, this is my other other brother Darryl..."

[InsaneViking3]

Today, I got into a party with two other squeakers that are "friends" of mine. (Xbox, btw. I friended them so I could troll them! ) Anyway, one of them, a level 31, decided to look for a hearse. I didn't bother telling him that someone with a hearse had to drive it around to make them spawn... Figured that out earlier this week, made me sad (I want one too D:). The 31 drove to the cemetery and derped around for 10 minutes. Then, I had an idea. I said, "You guys, you know that you have to fly over this place in a Titan to make them spawn, right?" Of course, the bought it. We hauled ass to the airport and I went to the Titan first, 20 seconds before they got there (we were racing.) I opened the door but backed away while it was open and chucked a sticky into there... Got in and waited. They arrived and got in, super excited. At that point, I muted my mic to laugh. Soon, we were high in the sky about to pass over the cemetery. "Remember, don't jump out!" I assured them... As soon as I said that, I bailed. Boom! My screen shook, and the explosion threw me off-course for a second. Their reactions were priceless. The 31 saw me in the sky and tried to shoot at me with an assault rifle of some kind, missed all the shots. I landed in the cemetery, and as they walked in firing warning shots, I hid my blip and flanked them. Lit those bastards up with my platinum minigun...

[hugh750]

today i was in gta online free roam driving around los santos, when another player stopped his car (i think he wanted to give me a ride), but i shot and killed him, and after that i felt kinda guilty, when i jacked another car, i got a 5k bounty so i returned to the player i killed, i was going to let him take my bounty to sort of make up for killing him, i waited in total of about 5 - 10 minutes but he did nothing, he must have been afk.

after being naughty in the session i was in (killing other players), i got $2,000 for being good!!

[SK7866_MUFC]

Not interesting story but here goes...........

 

I was doing a assassination mission from Lester so I got a buzzard and grabbed the car he was in and then i took him to the Maze bank tower right at the top then he I let go of him then he drove of while on top of the building and he fell to to ground, he jumped out out of his car then pulled out a parachute then ran away...........

 

 

I eventually got him

[InsinuateDebate]

I want to start off by saying I have nothing against playing with strangers online. But ever since my two real life friends switched from evil xbox to playstation it's been hard to play with anyone else. Every other weekend we'll meet at one of our houses with our own tv and playstation and have an all night gaming session of nothing but gta online.

 

One of my friends is a complete neophyte to the whole GTA series. This is the first game in the series he's played seriously. His main was literally level 5 last week. My other friend is a millionaire with the douchy high end hill apartment and a garage full of pimped out adders and what not. He's also a complete d**k in game. He's the type to roll up to a level 10er, honk at them, and then take them to an alley and pop them in the head with round of lead.

 

Well during one weekend of gaming, my troll friend was waiting outside a liquor store with a minigun pointed at the door. My low level friend was inside hitting the place up for RP and money. I was across town in a LCS boosting my Dinka Akuma and I happened to glance at my Troll friend's screen.

 

"Dude, not cool. Give him a break," I chided.

 

"Wha...oh crap," said my low level amigo, finally noticing Troll's screen and close map marker position.

 

"He doesn't even have a personal vehicle yet, leave him alone," I muttered under my breath to Troll.

 

"Man, chillax. I'm introducing him to the world of GTA. He can't expect everyone to hold his hand through the missions. You've had to finish every mission he's done so far because he doesn't even know how to shot!"

 

I glanced down shamefaced and LowLevel decided enough was enough. He took a deep breath and shot the poor, confused clerk and then finished digging through the register. Then he drew his stolen smg with 15 bullets and rushed out the door to face the music (and more importantly, our douchbag bud).

 

Out of what seemed like literally no where a bright red dot none of us had ever met flew between my two friends. He shot down Troll and honked for LowLevel to get in his Zentorno. He drove until there were no stars left on LL and then gave him $7000 somehow (presumably from some previous bounty which wasn't, surprising enough, on Troll).

 

That would have been the end of it, but Troll couldn't take the assault to his body and pride, so he chased them down in his adder. I watched from LCS as Troll was repeatedly owned by LL's new pal. After utterly destroying him for what probably felt like an eternity to Troll, the mystery hero dropped LL off at a helicopter and drove off into the sunset. To this day we're not sure why that blood red dot decided to save LL from certain death, or even how he knew to pick that perfect moment, but my now level 9 friend thanks him.

[Con9mm]

I was driving last night and suddenly I saw something on the road and was like, Damn, im sure ive never seen that before....and when I got up closer I realized what it was....LOL.

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Here I tried to steal it but it didnt fit into my Grasshopper Zentorno.

....so I decided to just take a selfie instead.

Edited July 12, 2014 by Day Reaper

[Virtual-Antics]

I was at the Grand Senora airstrip with a new friend. I was parked halfway along the runway and decided to get my RPG out. I lined up the shot and took aim at a dark blob on the horizon. Seconds later I blew someone up and a personal vehicle.

 

Then a guy started whining that he wanted a plane but couldn't reach it because there were three or four players dotted around the hangar and nearby road.

 

Then I tried to RPG an Irish guy in a moving plane but I couldn't hit him in time.

 

He announced to the whole lobby that I was crap at shooting. So... I bided my time until he came back down.

 

Firstly, I sent mercs after him but the successful kill wasn't enough.

 

After a while I saw him idling at the Vespucci canals. My character changed into her all black 'revenge outfit' and restocked at Ammunition.

 

I was cruising back through Vinewood and to the apartment in a silver Bravado Gresley. I sat outside the garage while I called Lester to go off radar. This was my chance. I wanted to get close enough to RPG him in the face.

 

I came off radar near the Suburban and 24/7 store. I parked at the top of the road and saw him driving a cop car.

 

I whipped out my RPG and used my ride as cover. He drove by at high speed with sirens blaring. Then he smashed into the wall/tree outside Suburban. I took aim and thought 'who is a crap shot now?'

 

I circled back to the apartment via the cemetery. The Irish guy said that I was dead, I was a loser, and started calling me a chicken in a sing song voice.

 

I sent an in game text 'Loser? I didn't crash.' I sent another text to a friend explaining what happened because I didn't have a headset, and he read it out to the lobby. The chicken taunts stopped.

Edited July 12, 2014 by Virtual-Antics

[InsinuateDebate]

So I'm playing online with my troll-y real life friend, and we're in the same room with two tvs and two ps3s, munching on chips and chugging code red, because it's a good time, and we get the great idea to ramp my Akuma into the back of his SandKing for the giggles. After bashing my head against the unforgiving concrete a dozen times attempting to land it, I spot a freeway next to a slope in the distance.

 

Luckily a chunk is broken away from the guard rail thing on the road, so all he has to do is park his truck under it and I can just drop into the back. It's easy enough but we make a competition out of it, seeing who can make the most insane jump from riding up the slope, crossing a lane of traffic, and making the landing in the back of the SandKing from varying distances.

 

After one particularly daring attempt on my part, we notice two suspiciously pink looking dots that keep flying above us. We hop in the truck and he tails it to a nearby LSC. Partly because I'm pretty sure he was screwing with these people earlier on and I didn't want caught in the crossfire and also because we're curious as to what will happen if we attempt to mod a truck with a motorcycle in the back.

 

The overhead doors open and we pull through them into LSC and I'm certain we're home free. Those surprising skilled pinkies use their last second of opportunity to blow us sky high. The truck sits halfway in the door and we're notified our personal vehicles have been destroyed. My friend starts cussing up a storm and I happen to notice I'm still alive in the charred remains of both our cars. I point that out to my friend.

 

"Aveeeeeeenge me," he cackles out, calling mors mutual for his truck.

 

I nod, kick off the blacked door, and crouch by the husk of a truck. The two pinkies must be super confused by now and I see them land the Titan. It's times like these I wish I was level 40 so I could use the marker hidder, but oh well.

 

I take down the first with my assault smg and the other ducks and rolls and takes me out whilst I'm distracted by his friend. My friend rolls up in his newly minted SandKing and finishes up the second guy and an all out battle begins between the four of us. My friend and I are in the lead until the pinkies get reinforcements in the form of some dark red guys. It goes down hill from there. We hold our own, but lose the lead. Then the cops come in and attack all sides.

 

We decide a strategic retreat would be the best option at this point and I'm honestly temped to leave my friend since he admitted to trolling these guys with a tank earlier on. I call in merry weather to provide cover in a heli attack but they are honestly next to no help. I think one guy pauses in his attack on us to rpg it down, which gives us a few seconds reprieve from one out of four of the guys.

 

We finally escape when we split on foot. I throw myself over fences, and sticky bomb the ones with barbed wire tops. I climb ladders, jump between short distanced buildings and crouch in bushes. Finally I make it to an ammu-nation where I restock and take out the closest guy tailing me. I'm not proud to admit it, but I left my friend and darted to my apartment where I licked my wounds and accepted defeat.

 

"Good game," I genuinely message my attackers via the ingame phone.

 

"#getwreked," answers one.

 

"U suck," replies another.

 

The other two make lewd gestures over my friend's cooling corpse.

 

I sigh and sign out.

[itrpatrick]

I was driving my new Super Diamond around when these two noobs in a horribly colored Adder pull up. I honked to show I was friendly and, of course, the driver stuck my car with a sticky bomb and blew me up.

After spawning in, I called up my boy Johnny on the spot for my Entity XF. I chased down my killers and the passenger pulled out a sticky bomb. I thought I was a goner....

I stepped on the gas and made a hard swerve to dodge the bomb. While doing this, I shot and killed the driver. Then, the passenger panicked and set his bomb off, thus killing himself.

Both rage-quitted.

Revenge at its finest.

Edited July 13, 2014 by itrpatrick

[CaptainMental]

A lot of people in this thread seems to be bragging about their skills.

 

This happened to me the other day.

 

I was bored and had just bought the Adder, I dont really like the car but running out of supercars that I havent driven a lot. So I decided to chase someone randomly and kill them, just for the sports.

 

I see this guy driving in a crappy unmodified Sabre Turbo, it was a PV since it had changes to the colours, other than that it had no visible mods. I started to chase him while I'm hammering him with bullets, he panics of course, and just tries to speed away from me not even firing a shot, the chase goes a very short distance and he pulls into the golf course, I'm thinking its a great place to corner him and just finish the thing. He drives until the end of the golf course and does a quick u-turn, I do the same thing and...spins out and flips upside down in a waterhole. My Adder is registered by the game as destroyed (-12K for me) and I get out, the guy gets out of his Sabre and quickly riddles me with bullets from his Special Carbine before I manage to stand up. I later check his rank and he was ranked 8. FML.

Edited July 13, 2014 by CaptainMental

[Alec Skorpio]

Spent 8 or 9 days looking for special crate.

Finally gave up. Started to just do missions.

End up in a lobby full of a bunch of squeakers having a war on Vespucci pier. About to leave when I see "Special Crate Drop in 3 Hours"

 

Kids too full of themselves to notice, or just don't care.

Get it with no problems.

Finally got my damn beer hat.

 

[ThaGhost420]

So I was hanging out in my garage while I was drinking a beer and surfing the forums and I heard a crash...

This seems to be the outcome of I have no idea what happened.. I heard of beer bottles and other things showing up in the garage but not this...

I ended up being able to rip the hooker out of the car before it drove off again and then the car came back with this hooker in it not seconds later

Then a yoloswag adder shows up in a different session...

[Hail Sithis]

Came back to this game after about a month...

>start up dry docking solo

>can't open safe cause infinite enemy spawns on staircase and shooting me in the back

>kill myself to exit mission

 

Later...

>call Pegasus for vehicle

>drive to the location

>switches to military base

>fly cargobob to base

>accidently hook something that couldn't be moved

>cargobob flips upside down in the air and blows up

>have to drive slow moving vehicle all the way to Los Santos

[manta5x]

Playing with a friend in copter went to an island , friend leaves game and their character turns into npc that gets back into copter and leaves me lol. I wonder if it would have be possible to jump on side opening of copter?

[Virtual-Antics]

I was driving through the Vinewood hills with a $7,000 bounty. I'd been waiting it out in the apartment but wanted to drive around until it expired.

 

Then I heard a jet fly overhead. He circled back around and strafed the ground with bullets. I tried moving off but he blew up my ride.

 

I heard a text alert and a message appeared at the top left of the screen. The pilot had refunded the $7,000. I messaged him and said that he didn't have to do it, but I though it was a kind gesture.

[Vice Beach]

I really miss the movie theater glitch that made you off the radar indefinitely. You couldn't shoot or do anything aggressive. You were basically in passive mode, even while driving. I used to pretend to be an NPC all day long, standing in crowds smoking a cigarette, just blending in and observing the GTA:O players in their natural habitat., or I'd steal regular npc cars and cruise around other players and they had no idea. Fun times

[King of Aesthetics]

I was flying my P-996 Lazer (as usual) trying to increase my KD.R when I saw a noob who was barley level 13, he had mic and I saw him trying to helplessely get away with his pathetic rotor plane (forgot what it's called). Anyways he was frantically doing back flips trying to escape out of my lock on but it was a pathetic attempt, I turned on my mic and told him "don't worry, I wont shoot brah". He thought he was safe and started flying peacefully.

I grew tired of watching him and my natural high testosterome instincts kicked in, I blazed towards him and started screaming in a hitler like voice "CONFIRM YOUR POSITION" CONFIRM YOUR IDENTITY" Let me tell you I was screaming at the top of my lungs, he nearly sh*t himself, I fired away, he started squelling like the little fat pig he was and then the missles hit him, what a sight!

What I also noticed was his body flying out of plane, which means he made a pathetic attempt at jumping out lmao.

Edited July 13, 2014 by King of Aesthetics

[Error2k]

I was playing GTA online like everyday. I was in lobby and saw a guy who kills everyone, he got killed by me. Then he started to sending me pics from Xbox camera of his dick.

[Pete4000uk]

Got a bounty on my head in central LS. Someone in a helicopter was following me to I stopped at a large open intersection, got out of the car and waited.

The guy in the helicopter landed on a building and sniped me. It was a good headshot too. A minute later he sent half the bounty back to me

[Ninjambie]

I just got Online and like 8 of my friends got de-ranked, vehicles taken, and their money dropped to anywhere between $100k-$250k. They were glitchers.

 

I'm still lol'n. Muthaf*ckaz is pissed....

[InsaneViking3]

Today, I was in an invite-only game with my friend who had just started a new character. I'm a level 121 and his new character was a level 5. We were customizing the hearses we got from a public session earlier that day (a level 400-something was driving his around, so we went and nabbed them.) Anyway, he invites his friend to the game, who within 5 minutes of joining comes flying out of nowhere in a smoking, beeping Frogger and smashes into the LSC, nearly taking me out. (The guy is a level 72.) He started raging into the mic that the cops are a-holes and that they shot him down for robbing a store, which was "unfair..." I had to, again, turn off my mic to laugh. 10 minutes later, when I come out of my garage in my pimped-out hearse, I take a tank shell to the windshield. The guy has a tank. I spawn and die a few times, then my friend (in a Maverick) lands ON the tank. He shouts, "RPG!" And I launch a rocket at both. Glorious explosion.